Live Challenge: Did you really abduct Liu Feifei?
Chapter 149: The first pulse of the licking dog revealed the Holy Son
Chapter 149: The Son of Licking Dog is born
In a flash,
The live broadcast room exploded,
[Ye Zi, isn’t your decision a bit contrary to the ancestral teachings? ? 】
[I asked you to be a thief and you were incorporated? 】
[Ye Zi, I understand, you are working as a traitor among the officials, right? ? 】
[Ye Zi: If you keep saying that, I’m afraid I’m really going to go in! 】
[Ye Zi is really powerful, the authorities can’t even find him out right now!However, Skynet is very sparse and does not leak out!Ye Zi, I advise you to surrender and be lenient if you confess! 】
【…】
Looking at the comments in the live broadcast room,
Su Ye: "..."
He really has a group of good fans!
Looking at other people’s fans and looking at my own fans, I want to go in and have tea every day.
Impressed!
Su Ye quickly changed the topic. If he read more comments, he would be so angry that he would go straight to heaven.
He is so hard!
[Challenge: Come to Sichuan and slap my butt! 】
Su Ye: "..."
Good guy, you are a bit outrageous!
[Sisters, we don’t need to be so BT. Calm down, calm down! 】
[It's outrageous! 】
[Yi Zi, you won’t really challenge this! ?If you really want to challenge me, this sister is not suitable at first glance, so just shoot me! 】
【Shoot me! 】
【I think it’s better to take pictures of me! 】
[You are really outrageous! 】
【…】
[Challenge: Come to the capital and kiss me! 】
[Sister, you are so greedy! 】
【…】
Su Ye: ⊙⊙!
It’s already a challenge. Is it really that difficult? !
"Let's just say... the challenge mission can be more serious. After all, I am a serious person!"
Studio,
【? ? ?Ye Zi, telling lies with your eyes open is not a good boy! 】
【Are you serious?Did not see it! 】
……
[Challenge: Go to the graveyard to dance! 】
[You can have this one, just this leaf, we want to see it and love to see it! 】
[Interesting, Ye Zi, don’t hesitate, let’s do this! 】
【…】
Su Ye: "..."
You are really... 6!
[Ye Zi, I feel that my son is a bit of a dog licker. Do you dare to come to my house and persuade my son? 】
Looking at this comment, Su Ye felt that this was simply the best task.
"Just challenge this! Dump it!"
See here,
In the live room,
[This eldest sister is really a kid. She doesn’t even know how to lick a dog, how far can she lick it! 】
[Really, it ruined our big event! 】
【…】
quickly,
Su Ye arrived at the community where the eldest sister was located based on the location given by the eldest sister.
into the house,
The eldest sister greeted Su Ye and Xu Lai very warmly. It could be seen that the eldest sister was very excited.
"Sorry Ye Zi, I didn't expect you to come so quickly. Wait a moment, my son will be back soon!"
Su Ye shook his head slightly, "It's okay, don't worry!"
After waiting for a while,
The child's father came back with the child. It looked like the child was about five or six years old and a boy.
The father of Su Ye's child was obviously surprised when he saw it, and he was very enthusiastic. He had watched Su Ye's live broadcasts frequently, and he was also a fan of Su Ye.
While the child's father was chatting with Su Ye, the child's mother looked at the child and asked, "Where are your teeth? Why did they fall out?"
The child replied, "I was accidentally aborted by a girl!" "Who did it?" the child's mother asked hurriedly.
The child was stunned for a moment, "What are you doing? They already apologized and still care about me, hehehehehe~!"
Child’s mother:! ! !
Dad: I can’t see it!
Su Ye, Xu Lai: ⊙⊙!
Good guy!
Waking up one night, Boiling Yangyang became second? !
In the live room,
【Fuck!What the hell!What the hell! 】
【This child...this...】
[I already had a premonition that Ye Zi was about to overturn! 】
【Really looking forward to it! 】
【…】
at this time,
The child waved her hands happily, "She even asked me if it hurt!"
The child's mother said helplessly, "What did you say?"
The child bared his teeth and smiled and replied, "I asked her if her hand was injured! I'm very grateful to her. I was about to lose my tooth, but she had it knocked out for me."
Su Ye, Xu Lai, the child's parents: "..."
silence!
Only silence!
Silence is tonight's lick...ah no, Cambridge!
In the live room,
[Hahahahaha, I asked her if her hand could feel it. At this height, she just rubbed it and it went up! 】
[The last self-PUA, it is definitely a classic among classics! 】
[The innate dog body of my dog-licking lineage finally appears in this world! 】
[Girl: I want to slap him but I’m afraid he will lick my hand [Nine Turns of the Large Intestine]]
[Future girlfriend: Alas, my boyfriend has been in love since he was a child!
Friend: Yo yo yo yo, just blow it!
Girlfriend: Please watch the VCR! 】
[What kind of family environment can teach the qualities of a holy son [tears]]
[Boiling Yangyang: Who is it?It’s so fast on the first day of the season [sad]]
[To be honest, the fathers of the students I teach are all young and handsome fathers.
And he's basically about five or six years older than me, but every time my student's father comes to pick up their child, I'm very shy about it.
Basically, they don’t communicate with their father. They only send messages to the child’s mother when they get home and even add the child’s mother’s WeChat account, but never the child’s father’s WeChat account.
I think this is the most basic thing about being a human being and being a teacher!
But despite this, I still can’t avoid the fact that every time the father comes to pick up the child, he intentionally or unintentionally chats with me or adds me on WeChat, but I always reject him.
I always said: If there is anything about the child, I will communicate with his mother after I go back!I sent him away with just one word!
Although I am a male teacher! 】
[Thief Cao, is that you? ! 】
[Their father added you, do you want to talk to you about why they only added their child’s mother? 】
[You kid, you better be careful when you go out in the future! 】
【…】
At this time,
The child's father and mother both looked at Su Ye, and now they relied on Su Ye to persuade them.
Su Ye: "..."
If I had known earlier I might as well have had my butt slapped!
I really didn't expect that a little boy of just a few years old would actually reach this point.
I'm really... convinced!
This wave of challenges is considered a failure!
In the live room,
[Hahaha, looking at Ye Zi’s face, I feel that Ye Zi must be thinking now, it’s better to slap her butt! 】
[Ye Ye, it’s actually too late now! 】
[Brother Ye Zi, come on, take a picture of me, I’m near this community! 】
【…】
After a moment of silence, Ye Zi finally spoke, "This... that... right!"
He really didn't know what to say!
The child's father and mother also knew that this was really embarrassing for Ye Zi, so they quickly made things right.
This made everyone in the live broadcast room burst into laughter. They were so happy to finally see Ye Zi deflated.
Before leaving, the child's father and mother insisted on getting some mooncakes for Su Ye.
It was at this time that Su Ye rang. The day after tomorrow was the Mid-Autumn Festival. I wanted to see my mother-in-law and father-in-law.
Almost forgot!
Should he say it or not, Su Ye was really nervous.
(End of this chapter)
In a flash,
The live broadcast room exploded,
[Ye Zi, isn’t your decision a bit contrary to the ancestral teachings? ? 】
[I asked you to be a thief and you were incorporated? 】
[Ye Zi, I understand, you are working as a traitor among the officials, right? ? 】
[Ye Zi: If you keep saying that, I’m afraid I’m really going to go in! 】
[Ye Zi is really powerful, the authorities can’t even find him out right now!However, Skynet is very sparse and does not leak out!Ye Zi, I advise you to surrender and be lenient if you confess! 】
【…】
Looking at the comments in the live broadcast room,
Su Ye: "..."
He really has a group of good fans!
Looking at other people’s fans and looking at my own fans, I want to go in and have tea every day.
Impressed!
Su Ye quickly changed the topic. If he read more comments, he would be so angry that he would go straight to heaven.
He is so hard!
[Challenge: Come to Sichuan and slap my butt! 】
Su Ye: "..."
Good guy, you are a bit outrageous!
[Sisters, we don’t need to be so BT. Calm down, calm down! 】
[It's outrageous! 】
[Yi Zi, you won’t really challenge this! ?If you really want to challenge me, this sister is not suitable at first glance, so just shoot me! 】
【Shoot me! 】
【I think it’s better to take pictures of me! 】
[You are really outrageous! 】
【…】
[Challenge: Come to the capital and kiss me! 】
[Sister, you are so greedy! 】
【…】
Su Ye: ⊙⊙!
It’s already a challenge. Is it really that difficult? !
"Let's just say... the challenge mission can be more serious. After all, I am a serious person!"
Studio,
【? ? ?Ye Zi, telling lies with your eyes open is not a good boy! 】
【Are you serious?Did not see it! 】
……
[Challenge: Go to the graveyard to dance! 】
[You can have this one, just this leaf, we want to see it and love to see it! 】
[Interesting, Ye Zi, don’t hesitate, let’s do this! 】
【…】
Su Ye: "..."
You are really... 6!
[Ye Zi, I feel that my son is a bit of a dog licker. Do you dare to come to my house and persuade my son? 】
Looking at this comment, Su Ye felt that this was simply the best task.
"Just challenge this! Dump it!"
See here,
In the live room,
[This eldest sister is really a kid. She doesn’t even know how to lick a dog, how far can she lick it! 】
[Really, it ruined our big event! 】
【…】
quickly,
Su Ye arrived at the community where the eldest sister was located based on the location given by the eldest sister.
into the house,
The eldest sister greeted Su Ye and Xu Lai very warmly. It could be seen that the eldest sister was very excited.
"Sorry Ye Zi, I didn't expect you to come so quickly. Wait a moment, my son will be back soon!"
Su Ye shook his head slightly, "It's okay, don't worry!"
After waiting for a while,
The child's father came back with the child. It looked like the child was about five or six years old and a boy.
The father of Su Ye's child was obviously surprised when he saw it, and he was very enthusiastic. He had watched Su Ye's live broadcasts frequently, and he was also a fan of Su Ye.
While the child's father was chatting with Su Ye, the child's mother looked at the child and asked, "Where are your teeth? Why did they fall out?"
The child replied, "I was accidentally aborted by a girl!" "Who did it?" the child's mother asked hurriedly.
The child was stunned for a moment, "What are you doing? They already apologized and still care about me, hehehehehe~!"
Child’s mother:! ! !
Dad: I can’t see it!
Su Ye, Xu Lai: ⊙⊙!
Good guy!
Waking up one night, Boiling Yangyang became second? !
In the live room,
【Fuck!What the hell!What the hell! 】
【This child...this...】
[I already had a premonition that Ye Zi was about to overturn! 】
【Really looking forward to it! 】
【…】
at this time,
The child waved her hands happily, "She even asked me if it hurt!"
The child's mother said helplessly, "What did you say?"
The child bared his teeth and smiled and replied, "I asked her if her hand was injured! I'm very grateful to her. I was about to lose my tooth, but she had it knocked out for me."
Su Ye, Xu Lai, the child's parents: "..."
silence!
Only silence!
Silence is tonight's lick...ah no, Cambridge!
In the live room,
[Hahahahaha, I asked her if her hand could feel it. At this height, she just rubbed it and it went up! 】
[The last self-PUA, it is definitely a classic among classics! 】
[The innate dog body of my dog-licking lineage finally appears in this world! 】
[Girl: I want to slap him but I’m afraid he will lick my hand [Nine Turns of the Large Intestine]]
[Future girlfriend: Alas, my boyfriend has been in love since he was a child!
Friend: Yo yo yo yo, just blow it!
Girlfriend: Please watch the VCR! 】
[What kind of family environment can teach the qualities of a holy son [tears]]
[Boiling Yangyang: Who is it?It’s so fast on the first day of the season [sad]]
[To be honest, the fathers of the students I teach are all young and handsome fathers.
And he's basically about five or six years older than me, but every time my student's father comes to pick up their child, I'm very shy about it.
Basically, they don’t communicate with their father. They only send messages to the child’s mother when they get home and even add the child’s mother’s WeChat account, but never the child’s father’s WeChat account.
I think this is the most basic thing about being a human being and being a teacher!
But despite this, I still can’t avoid the fact that every time the father comes to pick up the child, he intentionally or unintentionally chats with me or adds me on WeChat, but I always reject him.
I always said: If there is anything about the child, I will communicate with his mother after I go back!I sent him away with just one word!
Although I am a male teacher! 】
[Thief Cao, is that you? ! 】
[Their father added you, do you want to talk to you about why they only added their child’s mother? 】
[You kid, you better be careful when you go out in the future! 】
【…】
At this time,
The child's father and mother both looked at Su Ye, and now they relied on Su Ye to persuade them.
Su Ye: "..."
If I had known earlier I might as well have had my butt slapped!
I really didn't expect that a little boy of just a few years old would actually reach this point.
I'm really... convinced!
This wave of challenges is considered a failure!
In the live room,
[Hahaha, looking at Ye Zi’s face, I feel that Ye Zi must be thinking now, it’s better to slap her butt! 】
[Ye Ye, it’s actually too late now! 】
[Brother Ye Zi, come on, take a picture of me, I’m near this community! 】
【…】
After a moment of silence, Ye Zi finally spoke, "This... that... right!"
He really didn't know what to say!
The child's father and mother also knew that this was really embarrassing for Ye Zi, so they quickly made things right.
This made everyone in the live broadcast room burst into laughter. They were so happy to finally see Ye Zi deflated.
Before leaving, the child's father and mother insisted on getting some mooncakes for Su Ye.
It was at this time that Su Ye rang. The day after tomorrow was the Mid-Autumn Festival. I wanted to see my mother-in-law and father-in-law.
Almost forgot!
Should he say it or not, Su Ye was really nervous.
(End of this chapter)
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