A metaphysics boss opens a paper-making shop and his variety show hits the internet

As soon as Yun Shu said this, everyone else was silent for a while, and the director didn't look very good.

Anyone who suddenly hears someone saying that he is a dead person will not be in a good mood.

"Cough cough."

The judge who just started speaking politely reminded him, "Yun Shu, you are here to audition today. Don't talk about irrelevant things and start your performance first."

"Why is it an irrelevant matter?"

Yun Shu looked at them in confusion, "His face shows that he is dead. Even if he is still alive now, he will not live for a few days. If the director dies suddenly, it will naturally have an impact on my work."

Even if she couldn't get the female lead in the interview, but Lu Shijing still paid her to come and sit on the set, she still had to make these things clear and not take Lu Shijing's money in vain.

When she mentioned the word "death", the director's face became even more ugly.

Another judge saw it and said to Yun Shu dissatisfiedly, "The director is still sitting here. What are you saying about immortality? Are you cursing the director?"

He turned to the director and said, "Today's newcomers are too crazy. It's really different if someone praises her. She dared to come up to the director during the audition and said these unlucky words. You don't think our crew will offer her up, do you?"

This judge's sign says Chen Qi, and his position on the crew is assistant director.

He knows that what the director hates the most is those with connections, especially those who are weak and arrogant. In a previous drama, the director scolded a girl who brought money to join the group to tears several times.

Seeing that the director didn't speak, the assistant director had a cold face and said, "Director, our crew can't afford this big Buddha, so we should let her go. If anything happens to her during filming, it will also affect the situation." Our filming schedule.”

The director frowned and was about to speak when another judge said, "Director, she is not only here to audition, but she is also the master that Mr. Lu helped us find. Later, she will help the crew preside over the start-up ceremony, and will also help us solve our problems." An accident occurred during filming.”

He looked at the assistant director, touched his chin and said, "Chen Qi, she hasn't even started acting yet, how do you know she can't do it? Besides, this girl is a well-known metaphysics anchor on the Internet, and she is very good at fortune telling. , maybe it’s not a taunt, but just telling the truth.”

The judge's ID card said Producer, and it was the same one who Yun Shu came in at the beginning and reminded the director to speak more leisurely.

Chen Qi said with an ugly face, "What do you mean by that? Do you also think that the director will die in a few days? I understand, it was you who brought Lu Shijing's investment. You don't dare to offend Lu Shijing. Are you deliberately helping this woman to harm the director?"

The producer simply rolled his eyes, "According to my understanding of Mr. Lu, if Yun Shu's ability is not good enough, even if we don't let her act, Mr. Lu will not withdraw funding. He is not that small-minded.

Chen Qi, on the other hand, you didn’t understand anything clearly. You just said that she was a related person and you thought she was incompetent. I’m afraid you didn’t want the little star you recommended to be hired?Gee, I bumped into you and that little star coming out of the hotel a few days ago! "

As soon as the producer said this, the director looked at Chen Qi coldly, obviously doubting Chen Qi's intentions in saying those words.

Chen Qi quickly explained, "Director, I don't. He has no evidence and is deliberately slandering me here! The last time I recommended Shi Yanni to you, it was entirely because I had worked with her. In that cooperation, I felt that she worked very hard and had great acting skills. It’s also very good, I don’t even know her personally!”

The director was about to say something, but Yun Shu, who had been eating melon, suddenly raised his hand, "Director!"

The director glanced at her and said, "What are you doing? Did you see them going to the hotel too?"

"No."

Yun Shu pointed at the assistant director with an honest look, "He looks like he's about to die too!"

The director's mouth twitched, "There are only three of us here, are we all going to die? According to you, we can't continue filming this show!"

"Do not."

Yun Shu pointed to the producer again, "He is safe, and there will be green smoke coming out of the ancestral graves in the near future, and green dragons will appear, which means good luck and good fortune. Whatever goes well, he will make a lot of money this year."

"I?"

The producer pointed at himself, in disbelief, grinning from ear to ear, "You little girl can talk. Mr. Lu really saw the right person."

Director: "..." Assistant director: "..."

she can talk?

That's not what she said just now!

The director looked at the time and said, "I've talked too much off topic, and the real business hasn't started yet."

He looked at Yun Shu and said, "You should act out a section according to the script we gave you."

"Oh."

Yun Shu had prepared to come over before and also searched some online to learn some acting skills.

The performance was over soon.

The director's expression softened a bit, "My acting skills are a bit immature, but fortunately the character's personality fits you well, so it's not bad."

As soon as he finished speaking, the producer's phone rang.

The producer got up and went to the corner to answer the phone, but his shocked voice echoed throughout the room, "What! Smoke is coming out of the ancestral graves in my hometown? And a nest of snakes was found nearby?"

director:?
Deputy director:?

Everyone turned to look at the producer.

He was still on the phone, "Those snakes dug a hole next to my ancestral grave? Didn't that disturb my ancestors? Please help get rid of them!"

"No, we can't drive him away!"

Yun Shu said quickly, "The snake in the nest is spiritual and will find a spiritual place with good feng shui to build its nest. It will not disturb the sleep of your ancestors. The green snake is also known as the little green dragon. It is an auspicious sign and must not be driven away. !”

The producer was stunned when he heard this and asked his relatives in his hometown, "What kind of snake is that nest of snakes?"

The other party replied, "It's green all over, looks like green bamboo leaves, and is poisonous. I'll find a snake catcher to drive it away later."

"No, no, don't drive them away! The master said that green snakes are small green dragons. It is a good sign for snakes to enter ancestral graves. There is no need to drive them away. Let them live there! By the way, see if they have anything to eat and feed them some. Rabbits and chickens and stuff!”

After the producer hung up the phone, he felt a little dazed.

Others were also shocked.

I didn’t expect Yun Shu to be so smart with his mouth. What he said in the past ten minutes has now come true.

Moreover, she was far away in the imperial capital and had never been to the producer's ancestral grave, so she knew what color the snake in his ancestral grave was!
The producer came to his senses and came to Yun Shu's side with a smile on his face, "Sister, come and sit here. Will I really have good luck this year?"

He also helped Yun Shu pull out a chair.

Yun Shu sat down naturally and said to him, "A kind heart will bring blessings."

"Okay, okay, thank you sister for your kind words!"

The producer was excited, but the director and assistant director were bleak and worried.

The director endured it for a long time, but finally couldn't hold it back anymore and asked Yun Shu, "You said before that I was dead. What exactly did you mean?"