A metaphysics boss opens a paper-making shop and his variety show hits the internet

Rumble!
There were bursts of roars of sports cars outside the door, followed by another loud bang. The door of Xu Guanyin's house fell apart, and an extremely cool Silver Wing sports car drove in.

The sports car crashed directly into the kid on the ground.

The kid was knocked out and hit the wall, letting out an angry roar.

"Who!"

The Guanyin statue on the table also flew up. The red eyes on the Guanyin statue stared at the sports car warily.

With a clang, a chain was thrown out of the sports car and hit the Guanyin statue on the spot. The Guanyin statue hit the ground and broke into pieces.

A beautiful woman in a Yinsha robe got out of the sports car, holding a Yinsha chain. It was Chu Xingnan. She stepped forward and pulled out the female ghost from the Guanyin statue.

[There was a loud sound in the sky, and the beauty made a shining appearance!Who is this? So beautiful! 】

[Looking at her clothes, it looks like something is wrong.Is the treatment in the underworld so good?Now all the bad guys are driving sports cars to catch ghosts? 】

[I remember Xu Guanyin said that her home was on the sixth floor of the old campus. How did this sports car drive in? 】

[Yin Cha: Don’t ask about beauties! 】

[You don’t care how she drove in, can ghosts be the same as humans?As long as we can deal with this female ghost and save the lives of those innocent people! 】

"Yin... Yin difference?"

The female ghost's voice suddenly became frightened, and she was completely without the complacency she had just now.

Chu Xingnan sneered, "Yan Xiaolan, Danbai Village, Lichuan County, is a wanted ghost in the underworld. We have been looking for you for a long time. We received a report today and we have caught you."

"No, I don't want to go to hell!"

"Haha, you have a beautiful idea. You have done so many bad things, even hell can't tolerate you. The judge sent me here today just to drive you to pieces!"

"Do not!!"

The female ghost began to struggle wildly, with strong ghost energy oozing from her body, and attacked Chu Xingnan.

Chu Xingnan dodged first. When she saw the live broadcast on the mobile phone on the table, she took a piece of cloth to block the camera. After all, the picture below would be extremely cruel.

The audience couldn't see anything, but not long after, they heard the wailing sounds of the female ghost and the little ghost, as well as the continuous begging for mercy.

But not long after the begging for mercy started, there was no movement at all. It became extremely quiet, and there was a vague roar of a sports car starting in the distance.

[I can’t see anything, what’s going on?Has that female ghost been dealt with? 】

[The sports car seems to have driven away. 】

There is no one left in Xu Guanyin's house, and there is only a half-eaten corpse left. No one can answer the audience's doubts.

After receiving the news from Chu Xingnan, Yun Shu said in the live broadcast room, "The spirit of Li Gui has been dispersed, and her ghost skills have also dissipated. People who have eaten incense candles will no longer die.

However, those incense candles are made from corpse oil, which is very harmful to the human body. Your body will be much weaker than before, and you need to take good care of it. "

[Woo woo woo, thank you, thank you Master Yun!I'm actually feeling better, my belly isn't getting any bigger, and my family is waking up! 】

[It’s true, Yun Shu has connections in the underworld!That shady sister could arrive in such timely manner, it must have been Yun Shu who contacted her! 】【I agree, Yun Shu is the true master. If it weren't for her this time, I don't know how many people would have died. Xu Guanyin's incense candles have sold thousands of orders! 】

It was getting late, and after Yun Shu settled the matter, she went off to rest.

At Xu Guanyin's house, neighbors heard screams coming from her house one after another and called the police directly.

When the police arrived, they saw half a body on the ground, launched an investigation, and found a mobile phone on the table that was broadcasting live.

Some of the things in the live video were so weird that the police didn't believe in such supernatural events. They still thought that someone had brutally murdered Xu Guanyin, so they posted online to search for clues to the murderer and even offered a reward of 10 yuan for each clue. .

This matter has already become a hot topic, and many netizens saw the reward, including many viewers who watched the live broadcast that night. They commented under the post one after another.

[I have a clue here. I was in the live broadcast room that day, and I saw with my own eyes a little ghost crawling out of Xu Guanyin’s belly and eating her!It was all instigated by the female ghost in the Guanyin statue! 】

[The female ghost has died. Can I have any other clues?A beautiful woman came that day, drove the latest Silver Wing sports car, smashed the door, and messed with the female ghost! 】

[There is only one truth, that is the Guanyin statue!The Guanyin statue not only killed Xu Guanyin, but also killed many people who ate incense candles! 】

[Uncle policeman, don’t believe it, everything I say is true, I will serve four!If I lie to you, I will never eat instant noodles without seasoning packets, or even poop without paper! 】

police:?
The replies from netizens were very objective and truly described the situation at that time. The police were confused when they saw the intact door of Xu Guanyin's home.

In addition, they also glanced out the window, this is the sixth floor!Sixth floor!What kind of sports car can drive directly to the sixth floor? ? ?
Netizens are definitely making jokes.

Well, definitely yes!

Because of this incident, Yun Shu became popular again, and his fans slowly increased.Netizens who almost died after buying incense candles immediately became big fans of her live broadcast, and some even sent her banners and gifts to thank her for saving her life.

Zhong Junyi followed Yun Shu's method and went to the local City God's Temple to ask the City God for help, and finally sent away the foreign devils in his family.

Yun Shu did not charge him any fees, but Zhong Junyi still rewarded Yun Shu with a large sum of money.

Seeing that she is getting more and more popular, Yun Shu is a little unhappy because her votes in the talent show and variety shows are getting higher and higher, nearly ten times higher than No. 2, and no one can catch up with her.

Her popularity was so high that even though the judges looked down on her, they still resurrected her and asked her to participate in the next round of the competition.

As soon as this notice was released, the manager called Yun Shu with an excited tone.

"Yun Shu, you are very popular on the Internet now. The judges dare not eliminate you easily. You have a chance to reach the first place! If you succeed in debuting at No. 1, you will be able to get more resources in the future. It’s much better than others!

Come to the company to rehearse this afternoon and prepare well for the next round of competition!This round, you must enter the team of the best instructor! "

Yun Shu rubbed his eyebrows and said, "But I don't have time now. Let's rehearse until the competition is about to begin."

The manager was dissatisfied, "Everyone is preparing for the finals, and you are not guaranteed to win first place. You must improve your professional abilities! What can be more important than rehearsals now? You push it quickly and immediately Come to the company to rehearse!”

Yun Shu had no choice but to say, "If the body is lost in the crematorium, please help me find it. I'm driving away the body and it's already halfway there. Are you sure you want me to go there? If it's okay with you, then it's okay with me."

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