After the divorce, the ex-wife kept losing her vest

Chapter 944 The funny old lady

There have been a lot of people in Dongzhen recently.

An old lady appeared out of nowhere. She was very funny. She had deep wrinkles and folds on her face, and her back was stooped. She felt like she was going to be buried soon.

It's just that her hair is...a little weird.

Obviously when I saw her in the morning, her hair was still silver-white, but in the afternoon it suddenly turned golden, and the next day it turned bright red, as if she had been poisoned.

"Kid, look at my hair, isn't it beautiful?"

Luo Yin lowered her voice and imitated the old man's trembling appearance, dangling on the street with a cane, as if he would fall directly to the ground the next moment.

The children looked at her timidly, fearing that she would lose her balance and fall on top of them, pushing them down and keeping them far away from her.

"Grandma, why has your hair changed color again? When I saw you yesterday, your hair was not like this..."

There is great doubt hidden in the child's small eyes.

"Because I am a magician, I can change the color of my hair at will." Grandma Luo said matter-of-factly.

When the child heard this, he said "Wow" with great admiration, and his eyes suddenly lit up, "Magician, it's so amazing. Can you turn it into blue right away?"

"that's not allowed."

Luo Yin stretched out a finger and waved it in front of them in a pretentious manner, "I can only change my hair into three colors, silver white, golden yellow, and bright red."

Children have many questions, “Why?”

nonsense.

Because of you magician grandma, I only brought these three wigs.

Luo Yin continued to fool the children, "Because these three colors are beautiful. Look at me, grandma, am I very beautiful? Is there any legendary beauty like Saint Yilan?"

The children looked at her seriously and shook their heads.

"Not pretty."

"Grandma is a little old and a little ugly."

"How could grandma be as beautiful as Saint Yilan? Saint Yilan is the most beautiful woman in the world."

"..."

After three kills in a row, Luo Yin could no longer hold the false smile on her face.

Children nowadays are so unlovable that they call her ugly!What look?She is the most beautiful woman in the world, okay?
Luo Yin straightened up, especially wanting to lift her wig and tell these little brats that I used to be the Saint of Elan!

Now she has been promoted to become the Holy Maiden of Elan and her mother!

But the children did not give her a chance to prove herself. They ran away together, saying as they walked, "Go home quickly. My grandma said that there is an old witch who eats children. I think she is probably the one who eats children." !”

"What? Am I an old witch?"

Luo Yin exploded when she heard this, "Who is the old witch? Come back and tell me clearly..."

"Ah, the old witch is going to eat the child, run away——"

Seeing that Luo Yin was about to catch up, the children were so frightened that they ran away and disappeared in a flash.

"Why are you running? Come back to me..."

Luo Yin wanted to chase after him, but was hugged by Nan Ningsong. He witnessed the whole process and was holding back his laughter. Now he couldn't hold it in any longer, and his fake beard kept shaking with laughter.

"You laugh ass!"

Luo Yin was furious because she couldn't find the right person, so she took it all out on Nan Ningsong, "You heard what they said about me, they just said I was old, but they actually said I was ugly because I wore makeup for a long time. , don’t old ladies have to look like this? They have the ability to live to such a long time. Let’s stand together and compare ourselves. I am definitely more beautiful than them!… You are still laughing, don’t laugh!”

Nan Ningsong was chased and beaten by Luo Yin, and his beard almost fell off. He quickly stopped and pressed him, and said to Luo Yin with a smile: "Okay, okay, old man and old lady can't run like this, the bones will fall apart."

Luo Yin looked at the old age makeup she put on Nan Ningsong and thought it was quite funny, "Don't move, let me take a look."

Nanning stayed still and let her watch.Luo Yin held Nan Ningsong's face, looking left and right, "Hey, where did such a handsome old man come from? Isn't this tailor-made for me? Do you want to come back with me and become the village's Prime Minister? ah?"

"Okay."

Nan Ningsong had no objections, “It’s enough to have enough control.”

"Hahaha..." Luo Yin laughed loudly, "No problem, not only do I have to eat, I also take care of sleeping."

"..."

The four brothers Luo Junheng, Quan Yeqian, Ji Yun and Bai Luyu stood at the door of the bar wearing sunglasses, with indifference and disgust on their faces, indicating that they didn't care.

"Old lady," Ji Yun couldn't bear it anymore, "can we be more careful and not make such nonsense on the street?"

"Yes."

Bai Luyu helped, "I can't bear to hear any words about tigers and wolves."

"If you can't listen, close your ears and don't listen."

Luo Yin didn't treat her sons as well as her husband. She turned over and jumped on Nan Ningsong's back again.

How can any old lady be as flexible as she is, jumping as she pleases?

She didn't care, she lay on top of Nan Ningsong and asked him, "Husband, when I reach my seventh or eighth decade, will you still be able to carry me?"

Nan Ningsong thought for a while, "You seem to be about seventy or eighty years old now..."

Before he finished speaking, Luo Yin slapped him back, and he had to change his words midway: "You're far away. Don't worry, I can carry you on my back, and I can carry you on my back at any time."

"It's almost there."

Luo Yin was finally satisfied. Nan Ningsong turned around and smiled at her. The two "old men" kissed under the sunset, very naturally.

Quan Yeqian, Ji Yun and Bai Luyu were fed a mouthful of dog food. They felt that the scene in front of them was indeed full of atmosphere. They hurried back to the bar and called loudly, "Daughter-in-law..."

They also have wives!

They also want to kiss!

Luo You, Fu Zi and Cheng Xian were sitting together chatting. Quan Yeqian and Bai Luyu called out "daughter-in-law" at the same time, and Ji Yun followed suit and called out "daughter-in-law" not to be outdone.

Crispy.

Cheng Xian glanced at him lightly, and Ji Yun was frightened and immediately changed his words, "Brother Cheng."

"What did you call me?" Cheng Xian lit a cigarette unmoved.

When Ji Yun saw that everyone had gone out, he whispered into his ear, calling him beautiful, and went to hold his hand, "Quick, they are all kissing outside, I want it too!"

Seeing pairs of people coming out of the bar, Luo Junheng retreated silently and went to the bar to order a glass of Scotch whiskey.

Ava pushed the wine glass with ice in front of his eyes and asked with a smile: "Have you been abused by the stinky lovers?"

"Not really."

Luo Junheng raised his lips slightly and said in a pure London accent, "My wife and I were still little kids when we were messing around."

In short, these are all leftovers from playing with my brother.

only……

Luo Junheng swallowed a sip of wine, his Adam's apple rolled, and his blue eyes looked out the window. The sunset, the golden sky, Birmingham rarely had such good weather, and Yan Xi loved this kind of weather the most.

The strong alcohol enters the throat, causing unspeakable bitterness.

He just missed her very much.

(End of this chapter)