Fast time travel, but the villain is not a human being

"Hey! Why haven't you arrived yet?"

"One more moment."

"How long does it take to arrive?"

"One more moment."

……

"There will be another moment. What kind of attitude do you have? Believe it or not, I will file a complaint against you!"

Zhou Xiaozhou didn't even look back, and stretched out his bamboo pen in his hand: "If you keep talking nonsense, I will throw you down to feed the evil spirits."

Guest: "Okay, if you don't say anything, you can continue to punt."

Zhou Xiaozhou continued to punt with a cold face. When the boat docked, the guests got off the boat and cursed: "Why are you showing off? You are just a stinky punter."

Zhou Xiaozhou stretched out his bamboo pen and said, "Guest, ten ghost coins."

The guest turned around and said in shock: "What? I paid before getting on the boat!"

Zhou Xiaozhou: "No."

Guest: "Fart, I gave it to you."

Zhou Xiaozhou smiled: "If you don't pay for the boat ride, I can throw you into the water. I will throw you now."

The guest's expression changed, he threw down ten hell coins and quickly went ashore. He stood on the shore and cursed a few more times before leaving.

Zhou Xiaozhou didn't care what he scolded, took the money, punted to the nearest ferry and continued to wait for the guests.

Before the boat reached the ferry, I saw someone standing there from a distance.

Zhou Xiaozhou pulled the boat over and said, "Looking for me?"

Zhou Zixu: "Cross the river."

Zhou Xiaozhou stretched out his hand: "Ten hell coins."

"..." Zhou Zixu, "Do you want to pay me even if I take a boat?"

Zhou Xiaozhou: "You are not my examiner now, of course I have to collect money."

Zhou Zixu took out ten hell coins and handed them to her.

Zhou Xiaozhou: "Twenty."

Zhou Zixu frowned: "This is the river crossing fee stipulated by the underworld."

"That's the lowest price." Zhou Xiaozhou said confidently, "I personally will increase the price depending on the situation."

Zhou Zixu spread his hands and said, "Then don't raise the price, I have no money."

Zhou Xiaozhou: “If you don’t have money, other things will do.”

Zhou Zixu took out a jar of wine and asked, "Is this okay?" Of course, ten coins can't buy a jar of wine.

"Second brother, please come on board." Zhou Xiaozhou happily invited people on board.

Midway through the boat, Zhou Xiaozhou put down his pennies and said, "If you're not in a hurry, why don't we have a drink together?"

Zhou Zixu: "Okay."

Zhou Xiaozhou immediately put away his pennies and sat down to drink from a bowl.

"The boat won't hold up?"

"Float as you like, you're not in a hurry anyway."

"Oh, another customer just complained about you."

"It's a small problem and you won't fire me."

"Always receiving complaints means you have a bad work attitude, which will affect your rating, and your rating will affect your base salary."

Zhou Xiaozhou raised his head suddenly and said nervously: "The minimum salary will not be lowered anymore, right?"

"..." Zhou Zixu, "Drink."

I don’t know how long the boat has been drifting along the current. When Zhou Xiaozhou opened his eyes while holding the wine jar, the boat had already docked.

"Where are you?" Zhou Xiaozhou sat up unsteadily.

"I don't know, Wangchuan is so big, I've never been here before." Zhou Zixu sat aside.

"It looks a little familiar. I should have been here before." Zhou Xiaozhou looked around and said, "It's far away from the original ferry. It will probably take some time to go back."

Zhou Zixu was silent for a while and then asked, "Are you going to continue like this?"

"Is this bad for me?" Zhou Xiaozhou took out his pennies and started to punt, "Work, drink, sleep, relax, do whatever you want, and live a good life."

Zhou Zixu whispered: "Live well...but you are not happy."

Zhou Xiaozhou shook his head: "No, I'm fine now."

Zhou Zixu said quietly: "Just like when you were in Zhou Mansion?"

"No!" Zhou Xiaozhou immediately retorted.

Zhou Zixu sighed.

Zhou Xiaozhou clenched the pennant tightly, took a deep breath, and then spoke in a calm tone: "Second brother, it's really good now."

Zhou Zixu said nothing more and only left a money bag when he got off the boat.

Well, a lot of Hades coins can buy a lot of wine.