After the sick and delicate shadow, cute!

Chapter 499 How good are your family’s conditions?
If a man can't find a girlfriend because he's not too ugly...

That must be because it is too straight!
After all, straight men don’t deserve to have girlfriends!
So Song Guangming asked: Brother, tell me, you don't have a girlfriend yet, how did you treat other girls before?

Mo Yan thought for a while and replied: I haven't had much contact with girls before.

Song Guangming: Because of poor family conditions, other girls are not willing to associate with you?

If this is really the case, then brother you are too miserable. In this materialistic world, you are probably doomed to die alone.

As a result, Mo Yan answered very honestly: No.Because the conditions at home are so good, there are always a lot of inexplicable women approaching me, and I don’t want to have contact with them, so I don’t have much contact with girls.

I'm so...

Song Guangming was so excited at that time.

What?
What did you say
Brother, are you showing off your wealth invisibly?

Let me tell you, you will have no friends if you look like this!
Song Guangming asked tremblingly: Brother, can I know how good your family's conditions are?

If your family doesn't have three, four, five or six houses and you dare to claim that your family's conditions are very good, then don't blame him for making ruthless ridicule!

Song Guangming felt that he was gearing up and was about to launch a vigorous mockery.

Does your luxury villa have its own swimming pool?
Does it cover an area of ​​300 square meters+?
Is the villa located in a second-tier city or above?
Are there more than 5 servants at home?
When Song Guangming typed out a series of words, there was actually a deep sense of ridicule hidden inside.

Shadiao netizens are also judgmental and aggressive, and they still want to show off and be beautiful!

Dad wants to expose your pretentious lies right now without mercy!

Luxurious villa with its own swimming pool?
After Mo Yan thought for a while: There is a swimming pool.The family villa complex covers an area of ​​approximately several hundred acres.Villa in Kyoto.There is no specific statistics on the number of servants in the house, but there should be hundreds.

Song Guangming rubbed his eyes, suspecting that he had seen it wrong.

What the fuck? ? ?

father!

I thought I was your dad just now, is it too late for me to call you dad now?
Even if you don't have any gadgets at home, just because of Yun Danfeng's courage to pretend to be cool, he feels that he is really a man!
Song Guangming asked suspiciously: Are you telling the truth?
Mo Yan just replied lightly: What's so funny about this?
Song Guangming was an out-and-out shady netizen. He immediately sent a message to Mo Yan: Dad, are you really sure that you like cute girls instead of cute boys?

Mo Yan:......

Song Guangming: If one day you find out that what you like is actually a boy, please contact me, okay?
Mo Yan:......

Fortunately, Song Guangming's sand sculpture mode did not last long, and he quickly returned to normal after kneeling and licking.

So brother, please tell me, when those women wanted to take the initiative to cheat on you, how did you treat them?

Mo Yan recalled briefly: Ignore him.

At that moment, Song Guangming felt speechless and choked.Brother, you have been single for so many years, but your attitude towards girls is still so willful?
Song Guangming then asked: What if the other party is chasing after you?
Mo Yan replied without changing his expression: Advise her to respect herself.

Song Guangming:......

Damn... I just want to flip the table every minute!
I’ve seen straight men, but I’ve never seen such straight men. God really advised her to respect herself!
Song Guangming discovered that this love mentor was really not something that ordinary people could do. After chatting with Mo Yan for so long, he was going to be pissed off by him every minute!

"So, isn't this obvious enough? When you are dealing with other girls, you advise them to respect themselves, but when you are dealing with your friend's sister, you are so patient, taking care of and comforting her in every way. What does this mean if you don't like her?" Friend , if this is not considered love...

You are so afraid that you will never be able to get it right in this life!

Mo Yan was almost dazzled by the word "like" and asked hurriedly: "What if it's just because my friend's sister has a different temperament than other women?"

Mo Yan was typing a little hastily now: You don't know, my friend's sister is very cute, and very innocent, and has a different temperament from other women...

Mo Yan originally wanted to continue saying that he admired the little girl's temperament.

As a result, before he finished typing, Song Guangming started to swipe like crazy: "You just like it!"

"Don't you think you like it?"

"The little girl I like is different from other sexy bitches!"

"Other coquettish bitches all like to fall in love with me, but the little girl I like is so cute and innocent!"

"Brother, hurry up and confess your love! If you continue to hesitate like this, be careful that the day lilies will get cold!"

Song Guangming may have no idea how much of a psychological shadow his crazy reply left in Mo Yan's heart!

After Mo Yan saw him swiping the screen so cruelly, the word "like" filled his mind.

Like it?
Do you really like it?

Does he like Su Bao?
How can this be?

Mo Yan was very shady at other times, but emotionally he was like a fool. His reply to Song Guangming was even a little silly: Are you trying to trick me?

Song Guangming felt like he was going to explode. He was worried like never before: What did I do to you?Did I trick you into having meat to eat or something?

He now felt that the person on the other side of the screen might not have been bragging just now.

This might be the stupid son of a landlord!
Song Guangming: Brother, don’t say anything. Go over and kiss the little girl and see if you feel any discomfort in your heart.If you not only don’t feel uncomfortable, but also feel a little unforgettable, then it’s a sure thing that you like this girl!

Mo Yan:......

Song Guangming, an older man who picks his feet, may never have thought that one day he would be like this...

Teach another man step by step how to see his own heart!

This experience can be said to be very refreshing!
Song Guangming: Come on, brother, let’s add our contact information.I just want to see if you can catch that girl in the end.

After adding the contact information, Song Guangming felt that he could provide some opinions from time to time.

Think of it as poverty alleviation!

After all, judging from the information revealed by the other party, it is really not easy for this person to meet a girl who sees him right!
Mo Yan and Song Guangming added their contact information.

When Song Guangming saw his avatar on the chat software, he couldn't help but joke: Brother, your avatar doesn't look like a scumbag at first glance. It's not easy to attract a girl's attention!
(End of this chapter)