After traveling through ancient times, she became a wild woman

Chapter 2629 The excrement reaches the top of the second floor

Ye Feng took A Shu, Beng, A Kuai and others to rescue other trapped tribesmen.

The trapped tribesmen behaved in all kinds of strange ways.

Ye Feng was currently rescuing a tribesman who had rolled to the top of the second floor.

He was really speechless. How did he get up here?

When the ship's hull rocked up, didn't it also rock down?

How come you went up but forgot to come down?

The boat has come down. What are you lying on top of it looking at?

After struggling to free the tribesman, the man collapsed on the floor and cried: "It's too high, I'm scared."

Night Breeze:......

Does the second floor, which is higher than him, count as higher?
Then doesn’t he stand at the pinnacle of mankind?

I don't want to talk to this fool and lower his intelligence.

I saw another tribesman, head down and feet up, hanging upside down by a vine net.

Ye Feng was really angry and laughed at the sight: "How did you hang it up? Shouldn't it have been along the way before? It seems that the rope has not been twisted."

The red-faced tribesman who was hung said sarcastically: "I thought that the boat kept swinging around and I was hanging upside down, so I hung myself upside down. Isn't this the right thing to do?"

Night Breeze: "..."

Are there any such stupid people in his tribe?

Why didn't he know?
Now throw him into the sea and feed it to the fish beasts. Will the fish beasts become stupid after eating them?

Ye Feng didn't want to talk, so he and A Shu, who had been suppressing laughter, rescued this tribe member.

Ah Shu also comforted the tribesmen: "Next time just follow us and don't think of your own solutions."

The tribesman nodded hurriedly with a look of emotion on his face: "Well, next time I won't hang myself, I will lie down."

"I was always lying down as I rolled around like this."

Ah Shu: "..."

OK, you win.

No wonder the clan leader doesn’t want to talk to you.

Night Breeze: I knew you were still talking to him?
He wanted to explain a few words, but he thought about their brain circuits.

Forget it, stop talking, they won't understand even if you talk too much.

Ye Feng saw a tribesman crying, and he wanted to pretend that he couldn't see him.

But when the clan members saw him, they looked pitiful and aggrieved: "Chief, I'm so sad."

Night Breeze: I feel so sad when I see you like this.

Tribe: "Chief, he vomited all over me. It stinks to death. I'm really sad."

Night Breeze: "It's okay. It can still be used after I wash it."

Tribe: "Animal skins can be washed and used, but what about me?"

Night Breeze: "What I'm saying is that it can still be used after you wash it."

Tribe: "What will I use it for after I wash it?"

Night Breeze: "I want to say that you are still a clean and beautiful member of the Qinglong Tribe, and I am still your brave and powerful clan leader."

The tribesman grinned: "Yes, patriarch, I understand, I understand, I will go wash now."

"It's cold water now." Ah Shu reminded him carefully, seeing his jumpy look.

The tribesman looked back and smiled at him: "I can still use cold water for washing."

Ye Feng didn't notice and left quickly.

Ah Shu was startled for a moment and then left quickly. He lowered his voice and said to Ye Feng, "Chief, his mind seems to be abnormal."

Night Breeze glanced at him: "You are the smartest."

Ah Shu was slightly startled: "Ah, I'm the smartest? No, you and Arthur are the smartest in the tribe. I can't even compare to A Di."

Ye Feng felt tired.

Ah Shu asked Ah Ben with a puzzled look on his face: "Did you hear clearly what the patriarch said just now?"

Ah Ben looked at him with envy: "The clan leader said you are the smartest clan member on our No. 1 ship."

Ye Feng: Yes, I added a few words to him.

Ah Shu's face turned red all of a sudden: "That's right... Apart from the patriarch Arthur A Gu, Ayou, Awei, Xiao Ahao, Aying, Axi Akuai, this is probably my smartest thing to say."

After finishing speaking, he himself was stunned.

Except for the clan leader Arthur Agu Ayou Awei and Xiao Ahao Aying Axi Akuai... then he is not the smartest clan member on the No. 1 ship.

Ah Shu wanted to ask the clan leader again.

But looking at the tall and straight tiger body of the clan leader, he was a little embarrassed and couldn't ask.

Forget it, as long as the patriarch admits that he is also a smart person, it doesn't matter whether he asks or not.

As a result, Ah Shu became more active and excited in saving people, and his whole body was as excited as if he had been given a shot of chicken blood. Ah Ben looked envious and felt his heart tingling. Finally he couldn't help but ran to Ye Feng: "Clan leader, am I not smart?"

Ye Feng didn't understand why he put him on the No. 1 ship in the first place.

Wouldn't Ah Beng be able to survive if he were released to other ships?
Ah Beng saw the patriarch staring at him like this, his eyes showed grievance: "I'm really not smart, am I?"

Listening to his pitiful voice, Ye Feng felt that he was guilty: "You are very smart."

Ah Ben jumped up happily and jumped to Ah Shu's side.

He suppressed his excitement and shared his joy: "Did you hear that? The patriarch said that I am very smart."

Ah Shu was also happy for him: "Yes, yes, I heard it. The patriarch said you are very smart."

"I'm very smart, hehe." Ah Ben instantly received three times the blood.

When rescuing the trapped tribesmen, you can plant an acre of sunflowers on your face.

Ye Feng was so helpless that he wanted to abandon these smart people and return to Arthur for comfort.

It hurts the eyes and the brain too much.

Look, this tribesman actually tied himself up in all kinds of ways.

I don't know how he tied himself up like this.

It's not sinful to be tied up like this, but it's sinful that he spilled his urine and feces.

Still sparse.

It spilled everywhere along his trouser legs.

The tribesmen next to this shit tribe member were all affected.

Ye Feng raised his head and saw the obvious yellow color on the top of the second floor.

Especially the water that was about to drip down.

Ye Feng's pupils widened and he quickly moved.

Tick.

This drop fell on the back of Ah Bang's neck.

Ah Ben groaned: "What is it?"

He reached out and touched the back of his neck, and the corners of Ye Feng's mouth twitched.

Ah Ben looked at the thing on his finger, asked what it was, and put his nose to smell it.

Ye Feng was horrified: "Don't..."

After Ah Ben smelled it, he wiped it on his clothes and said in disgust: "It's actually excrement..."

Before he was rescued by Night Breeze, he could eat barbecue and defecate at the same time.

After he was rescued by Night Breeze, he must wash his hands after defecating.

Because whether it is leaves or bamboo leaves, sometimes they get on our hands.

Especially for leaves, if you use too much force, a hole will really be made.

Then he grabbed a hand.

In the past, in their tribe, they would rub their hands on the grass and then grab barbecue to eat.

There's still a bit of flavor.

Now, if he eats barbecue without washing his hands, he is afraid that his hands will be chopped off by the patriarch.

Having developed this habit, excrement is the most disgusting thing for him.

But he still subconsciously wiped the excrement on his hands on his clothes.

Ye Feng quickly turned his head and let him go.

Ah Shu came over and looked at Ah Ben's finger: "What is it?"

Ah Ben raised his head and pointed upward: "That one."

Ah Shu looked up and saw another drop falling.

And fell on his face.

Ah Shu: "..."

It’s actually excrement!

He was about to reach out and wipe it away, but Ah Beng had already reached out and wiped it off for him.

Then he wiped it on Ah Shu’s clothes: “Just wipe it and it’ll be fine.”

Ah Shu: "..."

Ahhhh, the patriarch hates this the most. How can you rub it on me?

The clan leader won't come near either of us.

Thinking of this, Ah Shu looked up and couldn't find his great and dear patriarch.

Wronged. (End of chapter)

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