Get something in the courtyard

In the courtyard, Yan Bugui and Yi Zhonghai were posting couplets.

Yan Bugui did it for profit, while Yi Zhonghai did it for reputation.He would never miss this kind of thing that costs nothing and can win the favor of others.

To be honest, seeing Yan Bugui gain a lot from the couplets, Yi Zhonghai was really moved.Unfortunately, he didn't have that ability, and the words he wrote were barely legible.

"It's really well written."

The implicit meaning is that you are so good at writing and can receive gifts.

Yan Bugui said proudly: "The words are like the person, and the writing is like the person. According to the old saying, if you can only see the words without seeing the person, you will know the person."

Yi Zhonghai chuckled, thinking that the old saying was really good.Judging from your writing, I can tell that you are a money-crazed person who is obsessed with money.

Xu Damao stood not far away, saying to himself that the two old guys would stop posting couplets in the morning and would stop posting them later. After posting the couplets, go home as soon as possible.

He took a cart full of things, which were too eye-catching to stay outside for too long.Helpless, Xu Damao could only decide to pay some blood and pass through the gate.

"First Master, Third Master, they are busy! Oh, Third Master, I guess you wrote this couplet, that's great."

Yan Bugui laughed and looked at the things in Xu Damao's car, glowing green. "Da Mao is back. You are busy enough these days."

Xu Damao was worried that Yan Bugui would say something bad, so he rushed to say: "I go to the countryside every day to show movies to others."

How could Yan Bugui let Xu Damao pass so easily? After posting the couplet, he dragged Yi Zhonghai here to chat. Isn't that the reason?
"Every day is rewarding."

Xu Damao said in his heart, knowing that he couldn't run away, and he still had to give the offerings that should be given: "See what you said. Take some mountain products and try them."

Yan Bugui took it over with a smile, and then stood close to Xu Damao's bicycle.

He pulled Yi Zhonghai to post the couplets for another purpose, which was to get one more gift from Xu Damao.The two uncles stood at the door. Xu Damao would either give nothing to anyone, or give one to each of them.

According to the previous rules, Yi Zhonghai would never accept gifts from Xu Damao.There was no reason to take back the things he took out, so it was naturally an advantage to him.

If she had bangs, she would definitely accept Xu Damao's gift.

Everything is calculated.

But calculations always fail, and it failed this time.

Xu Damao picked up another one: "Master, this is yours."

Yan Bugui was ready to help Yi Zhonghai continue.

Yi Zhonghai did not follow the routine, but answered with a smile: "Xu Damao, it's quite deserted for you to celebrate the New Year alone. Why don't you spend the New Year with us. I discussed with Huai Ru and celebrate the New Year at their house."

Xu Damao is not a fool who wants to take advantage of Qin Huairu. There are many ways and there is no need to take advantage of this.

In this group of people, he also likes Qin Huairu who is not wearing any clothes. The rest of the people are his enemies, so he will not find it unpleasant.

"Let's forget it! If I sit with Silly Zhu, we will definitely fight. It's not worth it for the Chinese New Year."

Having already guessed this result, Yi Zhonghai was not too angry.

He knew Yan Bugui's purpose of dragging him out.The purpose of accompanying Yan Bugui was, firstly, for the things Xu Damao had given him, and secondly, to catch Xu Damao off guard when he had just returned.

Unfortunately, Xu Damao is smarter than Silly Zhu and refuses to be fooled.

Yan Bugui's resentful eyes made Yi Zhonghai very embarrassed.

If he could help it, he wouldn't want to do it.

But isn't there no way now?
There is a saying that people are poor and have short ambitions.This is what he is doing now.

"What about that? I want to go see my godmother, so I won't talk to you anymore."

When Yi Zhonghai walked away, Xu Damao asked in surprise: "Third uncle, is this the first uncle? He never accepts my things."

Yan Bugui was equally puzzled: "How do I know? This Lao Yi always says that I care about everything, and I think he is the same. He comes to the door to grab things from me." "No, third uncle, what did you say?"

"Nothing. Come to Damao, I'll help you push the bike in."

Xu Damao didn't dare to use Yan Bugui and quickly pushed into the courtyard by himself.

When Yan Bugui saw that there was no advantage to be taken, he went home.The mountain goods given by Xu Damao must be put away.

Entering the courtyard, Xu Damao saw Lou Xiao'e and Xue'er playing in the front yard.He felt very uncomfortable: "I said, Lou Xiao'e, you have divorced me, why don't you go home during the Chinese New Year?"

Lou Xiao'e said dissatisfied: "I can be wherever I want to be. Do you care?"

Xu Damao pouted: "I can't care. But I have good intentions. I haven't told my father-in-law about the divorce yet!"

"Who is your father-in-law?"

Xu Damao slapped himself lightly: "Yes, I said it wrong. It's my ex-law-in-law. I must have said it right this time!"

Lou Xiao'e slowly walked to Xu Damao and said maliciously: "You drank too much at a widow in the countryside and forgot about the photos in my hand."

Lou Xiao'e reminded Xu Damao again.This time he gave himself a hard slap: "I drank too much, please don't be the same as me."

Lou Xiao'e didn't think about falling out with Xu Damao during the New Year, so she let him go: "The harvest this time is not small. I got back so many things."

When Xu Damao heard this, he immediately understood what Lou Xiao'e meant.He didn't want to give this thing away, but it was impossible not to give it away.

"Take whatever you like. Just leave some for me."

Lou Xiao'e said with a smile: "Really, then I won't be polite. Xiaowei, go and call your mother, Aunt Su, and Aunt Zuo."

Soon several people came over.

Lou Xiao'e said: "Sister-in-law, Xu Damao got some mountain goods from the countryside. I don't like it, so you guys can share it."

A few people looked at each other a little bit, not daring to take action.

Xu Damao finally felt better when he saw that Lou Xiao'e didn't take it. He thought about losing money and avoiding disaster: "Yes, sisters-in-law, I was just going to give you some. I just gave some of these wild mushrooms to the first uncle, the third uncle, and the rest." There isn’t much left, so be careful about what you eat. There are also green onions and walnuts, take some.”

Xu Damao's voice was very low, fearing that Yan Bugui would hear him.

Niu Qian and others looked at each other and then at Lou Xiao'e.

Lou Xiaoe urged them to take it quickly.

A few people were not polite and took it over together, waiting for a while before dividing it up.

After delivering the things, Xu Damao didn't dare to stay, and pushed his bicycle back to the backyard.

Niu Qian asked: "Xiao'e, what's going on? You and Xu Damao..."

Lou Xiao'e said nonchalantly: "It's okay. Xu Damao came over to ask for trouble, but I gave him a few words. If you take these things, you can add some dishes when you go home. The first and third uncles just took them, so you're welcome. .”

A few people laughed and divided the things and took them home.

When Xu Damao arrived at home, he was so angry that he smashed the teapot at home.After working in the countryside for so long, she was robbed by Lou Xiaoe.There were so many things, but he braved the severe cold and traveled to several villages to get them.

They all blame themselves for having a bad mouth, why bother provoking Lou Xiao'e.

After being angry for a while, Xu Damao calmed down.He kept this account in mind, and when he found the opportunity, he would definitely make Lou Xiaoe look good.

Then he rummaged through the things he brought back, found something and gave it to Liu Haizhong.

I have already sent it to Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui, so I can't miss the bangs.He has no ability to ignore three uncles. (End of chapter)