My wife is a second generation zombie

Chapter 1 Mutated butcher dish?

"Huashan real person invites you to join the Kyushu No. [-] chat group."

A chat box suddenly popped up on the computer desktop.

"what?"

Han Feng was stunned for a moment.

He was reading a novel just now, and suddenly something like this popped up.

At this time, the chat group.

Sanmen Sanren: There are newcomers joining, welcome.

Taoist Yujing: Welcome, welcome, you can change your notes.

The owner of Stormy Island: Is there a newcomer, or is it a man?Master Bone Demon still has ten seconds to reach the battlefield.

Venerable Spirit Butterfly: It won't take ten seconds, he'll be there right away.

Master Bone Demon: Newcomer, male?Welcome, welcome, this, I have a perfect marriage here, do you want to consider it, fellow Taoist.

Master Bone Demon uploaded a photo.

……

"Now there are such variants in the butcher dish?"

Han Feng originally wanted to quit the group when he saw what was said about marriage, but when he saw the photo sent by Master Bone Demon at the end, he stopped.

Master Bone Demon sent a photo of a beautiful woman.

The photo pixels are not high, there should be no beauty, the girls in the photos are pure natural beauty.

The only thing that surprised him was that the girl's eyes were closed, as if she was in a deep sleep.

"I want to see what kind of moths you can come up with."

Han Feng's curiosity was aroused, and he changed a note called Tianfeng Sanren.

At the same time, he replied in the group: "Is it the beauty in the picture? If so, I'm a little interested."

Master Bone Demon: Hehe, Fellow Daoist really has a good eye.She is the only daughter of the General of the Corpse Immortal, and her double cultivation progress with her is extraordinary, and her father left a very rich dowry.If you marry her partner and a friend of wealth, you don't have to worry about it.

"What he said is quite convincing. Is this person stuck in a role and unable to extricate himself?"

Han Feng naturally wouldn't believe the nonsense in the group.

but……

It's kind of fun to chat like this.

So he typed on the keyboard: Beautiful and rich, I am willing to post it.But fellow daoists won't charge any agency fees, will they?Let me state first that I have no money.

Sanmen Sanren: Damn, wasn't this guy mentioned before joining the group?Can you agree to this?
He was about to say a few more words.

Master Bone Demon made a death-staring emoji.

Master Bone Demon: @三门散人 If you say more, I will take the coffin to live in your cave.

Sanmen Sanren: ...

Master Bone Demon: @天峰三人 will never charge any agency fees.As long as you are willing to sign the contract, post your birthday and message me privately.

"It's getting more and more interesting..."

A smile appeared on the corner of Han Feng's mouth.

Then, he opened the private chat page and sent his birthday.

After thinking about it, I sent the time of birth again.

He used his own, not made up.He was a little curious about what this nagging guy could do.

Will it be a guess to say that there is something wrong with me, and then enter the link of cheating money.

After sending it, the Bone Demon Master seemed to have disappeared and did not reply.

After waiting for a while, there was still no response.

"Still cheated."

Han Feng was about to close the chat page.

Just at this time.

Master Bone Demon sent an attachment.

Master Bone Demon: Sorry to keep you waiting. I haven't done it in 500 years, and I don't quite remember the spell.All you have to do is read it as it says in the attachment.

Han Feng retracted his closed hand, accepted the attachment curiously and opened it.

Inside is a photo.

It is a piece of paper that looks like gold foil, and it says on it: From now on, we are married, and we are engaged to be a couple. The red rope has been tied early, and the white heads will be together forever. We will swim in the sea and the rocks will be broken. We are a couple who have made an alliance. We sincerely make this agreement. "This... is pretty similar. I want to see what you do next after I finish reading."

Han Feng did as he read on the paper without hesitation.

This kind of empty talk has no basis, and it will be a ghost if it has an effect when it is read out.

He just finished reading.

Master Bone Demon: Alright, the marriage contract has been signed.From now on, you and Miss Lin Mumu will be a family.I wish fellow Taoists a bright future and attain enlightenment as soon as possible.

Tianfeng Sanren (Han Feng): Same joy, same joy.

Master Bone Demon: ...

"Hey, it's gone? Are all the butchers so unprofessional? Why don't you let the little sister come up and have a chat!"

After waiting for a while, Han Feng was a little surprised to find that Master Bone Demon didn't say anything more.

According to the routine of the general pig slaughtering bureau, the heroine should come forward to hook up at this time.

As a result, it's gone?

After hesitating for a while, Han Feng typed in the chat box: Master Bone Demon, where is my wife?That's the end of it?

Master Bone Demon: Don't worry, fellow daoist, it will take some time to break the seal.Tomorrow, tomorrow at the latest.

"Tomorrow is right, then I will play with you for a while tomorrow."

Han Feng closed the chat box with Master Bone Demon.

Without beautiful women, chatting is meaningless.

At this time, the chat group was also quiet, and no one spoke anymore.

Han Feng thought for a while and did not quit the group chat.

He wanted to see how many trustees there were in the group, and what kind of scene it would be tomorrow.

After closing the group chat page, Han Feng fell asleep after reading the novel for a while.

As a social animal, I have to go to work tomorrow.Unlike the student days, you can roam freely.

late at night.

Chat group.

"Huashan real person invited Tianya prodigal son to join the Kyushu No. [-] chat group."

Sanmen Sanren: Two newcomers join us a day, our organization is growing so fast!
The owner of Blast Island: He's a newcomer, and he's still a man, but it's a pity that he's late.

Huashan real person: Are there two people joining today?Only Tianya Prodigal Son, a fellow Taoist, applied!By the way, it's almost half a minute. @骨魔上人Why is it so quiet today.

The owner of Kuangfeng Island: @华山真人, didn’t you add a Taoist friend after ten o’clock?That fellow Taoist solved the problem of the Bone Demon Master.

Huashan real person: I didn't add it!Ah, I see, my cat must have messed around with me while I was concocting alchemy.

The owner of Gale Island: ...

Sanmen Sanren: ...

Venerable Spirit Butterfly: ...

Taoist Yujing: So he is an ordinary person?

Huashan real person: If there is no accident, it should be.Wait, you said that the bone demon real person asked him to solve the problem?

Windy Island Island Owner: @骨魔真人You are finished!
Sanmen Sanren: @骨魔真人You are finished!
……

And this time.

In a deep mountain in Kyushu.

Master Bone Demon looked at the jade coffin in front of him and smiled from ear to ear.

500 years.

He has been looking for it for 500 years, and finally there is a fellow Taoist who can help him take on this cheating task.

He finally didn't need to be tied to the coffin, and from then on, the sky was high with fish, and the sea was wide and birds could still fly.

Why did the phone vibrate so violently all of a sudden?
Probably the blessings of fellow Taoists!
Master Bone Demon smiled and took out an old-fashioned mobile phone and opened the group chat page.

You're done for a drop of water.

He froze, it was less than four hours, what happened?
Turned up and down.

I saw what Huashan real person said...

"Master Huashan, I love your grandma!!"

The bone demon's master pinched his hand fiercely, and the phone was crushed into a lump.

(End of this chapter)