My wife is a second generation zombie

Chapter 41 The matter of hair licking is a bit tricky

On the private chat page, real person Huashan sent a separate file to Han Feng.

Han Feng opened it and took a look. The spell inside was very simple, it used spiritual power to display something like a token.

"Unexpectedly, I still have the opportunity to be the Patriarch..."

In public, Han Feng is not easy to experiment.But he has already remembered the spell in his heart, maybe it will be useful to meet that Chen Ling again.

"Well, why hasn't the pharmacist of the Pill Medicine School answered yet?"

He took another glance at the page chatting with the pharmacist of the elixir sect. Since he posted the effect of the elixir, the pharmacist still hasn't responded.

……

……

night.

bedroom.

"Is the plan of King Miao effective? Judging by your expression today, the progress is very good, right?" Huang Miaomiao asked.

Han Feng's face changed slightly, and he hurriedly said: "Keep down, Lin Mumu hasn't slept yet!"

Huang Miaomiao said: "Don't worry, King Meow has arranged a formation, and it can't be passed on." While speaking, it started to lick the fur on its body with its tongue, as if cleaning its body.

"Oh!" Han Feng responded, and asked after seeing Huang Miaomiao's movements, "By the way, you are a big demon, don't you have a spell to clean your body? Why do you still lick with your tongue?"

Huang Miaomiao froze when she heard the words.

This damn guy, don't answer questions, why ask this?
There are naturally spells to clean the body.

only……

It went out for a walk today, met a female cat, hooked up with the female cat, and learned the damn instinct again.

It's still shown in front of people.

Shame on cats!

King Meow lost face!

"Ahem, this is a very pleasant enjoyment, you don't understand." Huang Miaomiao said, afraid that Han Feng would continue to entangle in this matter, and said, "Tell me what's going on today?"

Han Feng glanced at Huang Miaomiao with a half-smile, who was he lying to?Obviously there was no such action yesterday.

"Your strategy didn't work. I'm happy because I made a fortune by going to the haunted house, which is probably worth my two months' salary."

"The haunted house can still earn so much?" Huang Miaomiao's eyes flashed a light, "Where is it, the king of meow is also going to earn some extra money."

The corner of Han Feng's mouth twitched and said, "You are a cat, no one will welcome you."

"Ahem, my king is just joking. I don't want to do things like making money by myself. It's enough to have shit shovelers like you." Huang Miaomiao sneered, and then subconsciously licked I frowned.

The matter of licking hair is a bit of a problem.

"By the way, the living expenses given by the old man Huashan should have arrived? The food of King Meow needs to be improved. Remember to buy me ten catties of high-quality beef tomorrow."

"It's in the account. However, the money given is still not enough to eat beef. At most, I can eat some offal."

"Boy, there's something wrong with you! Old man Huashan is not someone who picks and searches! When I was in Huashan before, I also had five... ten catties of beef to eat every day."

"Can it be the same when you are away from home? You have to pay for Internet access, phone calls, electricity, and the rent for renting a house, um, and excrement shoveling fees. After deducting it like this, the money given by Senior Huashan is really not enough."

"Shovel your sister's excrement fee, I am a big monster, not an ordinary cat!!"

"Oh, that doesn't count as shit shoveling fees. I'll buy you an extra ounce of beef every day."

"Believe it or not, the King Meow beat you up?"

"If you dare to hit me, I will stop the internet and mobile phone for you."

"..."

When one person and one cat quarrel.

living room.

Lin Mumu came out of the bedroom to drink water.

What I ate tonight was a little heavy, and my mouth was a little dry.

"Well, why does it sound like someone is talking in Han Feng's room?"

She suddenly heard the sound of an argument coming from Han Feng's room. After thinking about it, she moved closer to hear what Han Feng was arguing about. "I have lived for 500 years, and I have never been angry like this!!"

"500 years, King Meow?" Hearing the words from the room, Lin Mumu's eyes lit up. Does Han Feng have a big secret?
She moved a little closer to Han Feng's bedroom.

"My king's claws are very sharp, don't force me to do things I don't want to do!!"

"If you have the guts, you can lay your claws."

Lin Mumu was slightly startled when he heard Han Feng's voice.

It sounded like something serious broke into the house.

Is a 500-year-old monster threatening him?
Han Feng's life is in danger? !

But a monster that has lived for 500 years...

Lin Mumu took a deep breath, and returned to her room, took out the sword she had brought, and then went out in the direction of Han Feng's bedroom.

Han Feng took her in, and the two were teammates in a sense.

Faced with the intrusion of things from the outside, one cannot abandon the other party no matter what.

outside the door.

Lin Mumu stretched out his foot and was about to break in, when he suddenly saw a hole patched with paper in the door.

He quickly retracted his half-stretched foot, and then reached out to touch the doorknob.

The quality of the doors in Han Feng's house is not very good. Kicking the door is not as fast as opening it.

inside the room.

Huang Miaomiao squatted on Han Feng's shoulder, stretched out her cat's paw and put it on Han Feng's neck, baring her teeth: "Will you buy it for me? If not, don't let me help you practice in the future, hmph !"

Han Feng laughed lightly.

This Huang Miaomiao is really as cowardly as Senior Huashan said.Speak the most unashamed words in the harshest tone.

This cat also helps in cultivation, so this one can really consider buying something good for it...

Just when he was about to answer.

Card wipe!

There was the sound of the door lock turning, and then the door was opened, and Lin Mumu's figure appeared at the door.

How did she come?

Didn't Huang Miaomiao say that a formation was added?
No, Lin Mumu doesn't seem to be affected by the formation...

and many more!

What is it with a sword in her hand?

My sister!
Why did you still cut it?
dying!
Han Feng's heart skipped a beat, and he hastily made a tactical retreat.

And the other side.

Huang Miaomiao's heart beat faster.

He knew the sword in Lin Mumu's hand!

It was specially refined by the senior general for Lin Mumu. In her hands, it can slash ghosts and gods, and it can kill demons. If it is chopped, the life of King Meow will be in danger!

Without the slightest hesitation, Huang Miaomiao shrank her head and jumped back.

In the blink of an eye, he just dodged the sword and landed gracefully on the ground.

Fortunately, King Ben Meow moved very quickly and almost died.

Huang Miaomiao stretched out her paw and patted her chest, and gave Han Feng a blank look. Lin Mumu's sword would never hit you, so why are you hiding?
"What kind of cultivation is this cat talking about? What are you two doing?"

Lin Mumu held the sword and did not continue to make another move. Just now she heard the last words of Huang Miaomiao and Han Feng. It seems that the relationship between one person and one cat is not as simple as it seems on the surface.

Han Feng's expression froze upon hearing this.

How should I explain this to Lin Mumu?

He subconsciously looked at the cat, and then, on an occasion that should have been serious, he still couldn't help laughing out loud.

(End of this chapter)