The years when I was deceived into northern Myanmar

Hey~
Little Banzai was lying on the sofa with her neck tilted and yawning, with a piece of prime rib beside her mouth.

I don’t know if tigers eat dead things, but this one, let alone dead things, even chews popcorn. Therefore, I loved it even more and kept urging Zhang Wenhe to find the little tigress.

Zhang Wenhe also lived up to expectations...

Zhang Wenhe said that the playmate he was looking for for Xiao Wansui had been found, and he also sent me a photo. I rejected it after taking one look at it. Not to mention that the tiger was extremely ugly, and it also had its nose bent. This was the first time for me. When you see a tiger with a bent nose, isn't it the "ugly queen" in the world of beasts?

How can that work.

So, I sent a message back to Zhang Wenhe: "I don't care about money, but I only want high-quality products."

I guess Zhang Wenhe was confused when he saw this sentence. This is not buying a horse. You can also check the pedigree. This is a tiger. If you can catch one, it will be good. How to choose a high-quality one?
Later I heard that this ugly lady had been bought by Guo Gan, as if she wanted to scare the dogs away.

Whether this matter is true or not, I only heard about it. At that time, I could only use my mobile phone to pay attention to the news here.

Come back home.

When I got up from the sofa, Little Banzai immediately raised his head and glanced at me. He hadn't been out for a long time, and when he saw that I was about to rush to the door, he jumped up on the sofa.

"go back!"

"Did you forget to ask Wanpian to chop that big red-faced guy and throw him there?"

I heard little Wansui's footsteps, waved my hand and pointed at it and said this. Little Wansui acted as if he could understand, and let out an extremely aggrieved "ouch" at me. He didn't have the demeanor of a king of the forest at all.

I opened the door, and outside the door, a red-faced man immediately said hello and said, "Master Xu."

At that second, Xiao Wansui turned around and ran away. He immediately landed under my desk, lay on the ground and looked through the gap. That little look in his eyes was extremely treacherous.

I didn't expect that tigers can also scare people one day.

Now, I can't take little Banzai out. This guy has grown up and has grown to the size of an adult golden retriever. I can't hold it back when it runs, but it is still a wild animal after all, and it can't always be shut down in the office... ...The key is that you asked me to find a Burma for it. No, where can I find a cage for it to run wild?

How many people would have to die if they were really released into the mountains?
I glanced at the red-faced man and said with a smile: "You really deserve to be chopped with a knife."

He smiled, as if he understood the meaning of my words.

After these few days of contact, Zeng Yang has become the commander of my imperial guards, responsible for all security at my location, including the manor. This kid is a bit evil. Within a few days, he got mixed up with the green-skinned soldiers under my command. He started talking in Wa language, which made me confused. A few days later, he dared to point at the man who had fought for me through life and death. The Wa people lectured me, and when I asked, I found out that it turned out that the leader of my guards had to do 361 push-ups without resting.

Three hundred and sixty-one!

At that time, when the green-skinned soldier described it to me, my scalp was numb. He said that Zeng Yang deliberately lay on the ground and waited for ten seconds when competing with others, and just like that, he even fucked the green-skinned soldier hard, and he did it very well. More than Greenskins.

From then on, the escort around me became the hilltop of Zeng Yang. They, a group of Wa people, seemed to have no objections to being conquered by such a capable and physical fellow tribesman who also spoke the Wa language. Some people were still spreading the word in private. This boy may be a relative of mine, or even more, he is said to be my new brother-in-law, and he also said that I have a seventeen-year-old otaku outside. These things were all told to me by Leiden, who is far away in Mengmao. , can know every rumor spread privately by the Wa people in the manor through his network.

By the way, there is also Liu Wenzheng. Now Liu Wenzheng has joined the Bangkang Municipal Government, starting from the most basic clerk. When we were doing files for him, Annie and I kept laughing. Unexpectedly, "Zhang Wang, Li Zhao and Liu were all over the place." 'The surname Liu can actually be filled with the words "Wa" at the end.

However, Liu Wenzheng is still in the stage of giving gifts to leaders. A few days ago, I watched this guy carry a black plastic bag into their leader's office, and when he came out, he was empty-handed.

I estimate that it won’t be long before someone will hand over his files layer by layer until he becomes a popular figure in the hands of a top leader.

As for Lu Mingshan, I have completely let myself go, serving tea and water to people in the 'peace negotiation group' composed of Annie and Banbula. I haven't heard any news about him yet.

I sat in the car all the way back to the manor. When the car drove in from the door, I was startled. I saw a Wa greenskin soldier straightening his body and saluting my car!
I turned to look at Zeng Yang. Zeng Yang smiled sheepishly and said, "I really can't stand their idleness, so I scared them and said, 'Do you still want to stand out like this? The emperor of the Wa State is walking away from you. It’s as if you haven’t seen it before. Who can give you a chance? Otherwise, these guys are too ridiculous.”

He may really not be able to bear the sight of this group of people. The soldiers brought out by a first-level combat hero, even if they are a group of lazy reform-through-labor prisoners, he must train you properly, otherwise, he will feel beaten. own face. I tried to ask: "What if I put you in the army?"

Zeng Yang suddenly became more energetic: "One sheep can be herded while two sheep are being herded. It's easier to work in the army."

I think he has this ability.

However, I still don’t know when the three seeds I planted with my own hands will fully bloom and bear fruit. Maybe when they bloom and bear fruit, it will really be the day when I retire.

I got off the bus.

When she entered the villa, Wei Rong was trying on her wedding dress.

"Are you sick?"

I was disgusted when I saw Wei Rong wearing this wedding dress. She had put on a black wedding dress, and I looked like an old Montenegro demon just climbed out of the grave.

"Old Xu, this black wedding dress represents loyalty and ideals..."

"Change!"

"No, come here and I'll tell you..."

"Change it!"

"oops……"

"No more."

I waved my hand and went upstairs without even explaining a word, leaving several fashion designers in the living room and Wei Rong, who was wearing a black wedding dress, awkward with each other.

It turns out that this is what you don't love. It turns out that if you don't love, you can do whatever you want and do whatever you want.

Well, it’s nice not to love.

"lady……"

"Change."

"That……"

"Stop talking nonsense, just change it if I ask you to!"

Wei Rong really didn't know who to lose her temper with and walked towards the restaurant. She sat down at the dining table, supporting her forehead with her hands and feeling sad secretly.

As for me, I went to the study first as usual, and waited until dinner as if nothing had happened before I came out of the room.

I did whatever I had to do that night, and had as much fun as I wanted. Only then did I fully understand what it meant to be confident.

It turns out that a person's confidence in the emotional world is not 'I have the ability to make you love me infinitely', but 'I have the bargaining chip to not be afraid of you leaving'. Just leave if you can. As long as you are not afraid that the Wei family will collapse in Guokang, you can declare in the media that you and I broke up peacefully. See if Old Wei dares to use a shoehorn to pull it out for you.

If you don’t believe it, just try it. (End of chapter)