Douluo: If you defeat Yu Xiaogang, I will be invincible.
Chapter 131 Four evil makeup techniques
Chapter 131 The four evil arts - makeup
As time went by, Tang San's symptoms became more and more serious.
Now Tang San not only wears women's clothes and wigs, he even starts to put on makeup.
Moreover, in order to do makeup, he personally visited the Shrek Three Beauties to ask them how to apply makeup.
Shrek Sanmei was a little hard to accept this at first.
After all, teaching boys to put on makeup is a bit unacceptable and painful.
But seeing how enthusiastic Tang San was about learning makeup, they selflessly shared some makeup techniques with him.
If someone else used this method to get close to girls, Zhang Tianyu would probably think that the other person was using this method to pick up girls.
But Tang San is definitely not the case. He is now becoming more and more feminine from the outside to the inside.
If this continues, it is estimated that one day, he will become the first [psychological transgender] on Douluo Continent.
At first, the makeup Tang San wore was a bit scary.
When Zhang Tianyu met unexpectedly for the first time,
He thought it was his great-grandmother who came to see him.
But with the passage of time and the careful teaching of the girls,
Tang San's level of makeup is getting higher and higher,
The Shrek boys could only watch with pained faces as Tang San went further and further down the road of dressing up as a woman.
At the end,
When Tang San finished his makeup and appeared in front of the Shrek boys——
boys:
"OHHHHHHH!"
"Fuck!"
"Asan, is that you?!"
Seeing Tang San nodding shyly,
Everyone just felt their scalps go numb!
This 'young girl' in front of me,
Twin ponytails, neat bangs, big eyes, and small cherry mouth. . . . . .
No one can connect the 'young girl' in front of them with the bald Tang San from before!
"How is it? Pretty, isn't it?" Xiao Wu asked.
"Hehe, of course there is nothing wrong with the makeup methods we taught you!" Ning Rongrong said proudly,
Zhu Zhuqing stood aside with a complicated expression on his face.
Talking about joking is not laughing, talking about crying is not crying, nor is it ridicule, nor is it pain in the balls. Even if it is said to be cold, it still has a little bit of warmth.
So, complex, very complex.
Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong were both very proud, even a little proud.
They looked at the beautiful Tang San in front of them as if they were looking at a work of art created by their own hands.
"Beautiful! Beautiful! Are these the same person?!" Ma Hongjun was excited.
"This appearance is much better than those vulgar fans in Goulan!" Dai Mubai sighed,
"Are we going to be brothers or sisters from now on?" Oscar looked confused.
Zhang Tianyu sighed: "Oh, Ah San, actually I still hope that you can return to your previous normal state."
Hearing these words, the originally joyful atmosphere suddenly became heavy.
"Uh... This is because we didn't consider this carefully." Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong both stuck out their tongues in a panic.
"No, it's not your fault. Even if you don't teach him, someone else will teach him." Zhang Tianyu said, "It's Ah San's problem. He can't recognize or understand his state of mind."
Everyone looked at Tang San in unison,
Tang San blinked Kazilan's big eyes: "I don't think there's anything wrong with me~ I think it's good like this~"
"Ah San, Ah San," Zhang Tianyu said, "Do you think we will harm you?"
Tang San was slightly startled and said without thinking: "Of course you won't harm me!"
"Then do you think that if you really had no problem, we would be so sad?" Zhang Tianyu asked,
Tang San was stunned.
Although he has always felt that there is nothing wrong with him, no matter from any angle or aspect, he is very normal.
Therefore, he did not understand the sad attitude of Zhang Tianyu and others and their concern for him.
Now Zhang Tianyu said this to wake up the dreamer,
Yes!
If there really was nothing wrong, why would these classmates and comrades say there was something wrong with him?
It is impossible for these people to just look for trouble and insist that there is a problem when there is no problem. So what is the problem?
Why didn't he notice the problem?
"So...what's wrong with me?" Tang San asked cautiously.
Everyone was a little speechless.
Zhang Tianyu sighed and said: "We told you, but you obviously didn't listen, or you obviously didn't care. Of course, it's also possible that you didn't notice."
"Or is it because he didn't notice it on purpose?" Ning Rongrong said.
Zhang Tianyu shrugged,
Tang San said: "I didn't intentionally not notice it. If you are talking about me wearing women's clothes... In my opinion, I am not wearing women's clothes, I am wearing the clothes I usually wear. !”
"Why can I ask girls to learn about makeup?" Dai Mubai asked.
"Ah?" Tang San was confused, "When did I ask the girls to learn makeup?"
Everyone:. . . . . .
"Then why are you looking for trouble with us?" Xiao Wu asked.
"I came to you to discuss cultivation matters." Tang San said.
Ning Rongrong paused, took out a mirror and looked at Tang San: "See for yourself, don't tell me that you can't tell that you're wearing makeup."
Tang San looked left and right in the mirror, looking left and right, and said, "I'm not wearing makeup."
Now everyone was really speechless.
You can never wake up a person who is pretending to sleep. This sentence is really an eternal saying!
"As long as you like it, we won't say more." Dai Mubai shook his head and sighed, speechless.
At this time, Zhang Tianyu asked Xiao Wu and others: "When Ah San came to see you, did you say anything about discussing cultivation?"
Shrek and the three beauties shook their heads in unison.
Xiao Wu said: "If he really came to us to discuss cultivation, how could we teach him how to put on makeup?"
Ning Rongrong said: "If we really discuss cultivation and we teach him how to put on makeup, how can he learn it?"
Zhu Zhuqing said coldly: "He is not a fool."
Hey, what you said is wrong. How do you know he is not a fool?
"Okay, okay, let's stop discussing this issue." Zhang Tianyu looked tired at this moment, then looked at Tang San and said,
"Ah San, if nothing else, we are all classmates and comrades-in-arms. No matter what weird hobbies you have, we can just keep a normal mind."
"Yes," Dai Mubai also said, "As long as you don't do anything harmful to nature."
"Also, don't injure yourself or damage your body. Just do whatever you want." Oscar said.
Tang San was not moved, but confused.
What are these people talking about?
"But let me tell you something, this women's clothing is beautiful!" Ma Hongjun suddenly said,
Everyone looked at him in unison,
"Ahem, just say it casually, just say it casually, hehe."
(End of this chapter)
As time went by, Tang San's symptoms became more and more serious.
Now Tang San not only wears women's clothes and wigs, he even starts to put on makeup.
Moreover, in order to do makeup, he personally visited the Shrek Three Beauties to ask them how to apply makeup.
Shrek Sanmei was a little hard to accept this at first.
After all, teaching boys to put on makeup is a bit unacceptable and painful.
But seeing how enthusiastic Tang San was about learning makeup, they selflessly shared some makeup techniques with him.
If someone else used this method to get close to girls, Zhang Tianyu would probably think that the other person was using this method to pick up girls.
But Tang San is definitely not the case. He is now becoming more and more feminine from the outside to the inside.
If this continues, it is estimated that one day, he will become the first [psychological transgender] on Douluo Continent.
At first, the makeup Tang San wore was a bit scary.
When Zhang Tianyu met unexpectedly for the first time,
He thought it was his great-grandmother who came to see him.
But with the passage of time and the careful teaching of the girls,
Tang San's level of makeup is getting higher and higher,
The Shrek boys could only watch with pained faces as Tang San went further and further down the road of dressing up as a woman.
At the end,
When Tang San finished his makeup and appeared in front of the Shrek boys——
boys:
"OHHHHHHH!"
"Fuck!"
"Asan, is that you?!"
Seeing Tang San nodding shyly,
Everyone just felt their scalps go numb!
This 'young girl' in front of me,
Twin ponytails, neat bangs, big eyes, and small cherry mouth. . . . . .
No one can connect the 'young girl' in front of them with the bald Tang San from before!
"How is it? Pretty, isn't it?" Xiao Wu asked.
"Hehe, of course there is nothing wrong with the makeup methods we taught you!" Ning Rongrong said proudly,
Zhu Zhuqing stood aside with a complicated expression on his face.
Talking about joking is not laughing, talking about crying is not crying, nor is it ridicule, nor is it pain in the balls. Even if it is said to be cold, it still has a little bit of warmth.
So, complex, very complex.
Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong were both very proud, even a little proud.
They looked at the beautiful Tang San in front of them as if they were looking at a work of art created by their own hands.
"Beautiful! Beautiful! Are these the same person?!" Ma Hongjun was excited.
"This appearance is much better than those vulgar fans in Goulan!" Dai Mubai sighed,
"Are we going to be brothers or sisters from now on?" Oscar looked confused.
Zhang Tianyu sighed: "Oh, Ah San, actually I still hope that you can return to your previous normal state."
Hearing these words, the originally joyful atmosphere suddenly became heavy.
"Uh... This is because we didn't consider this carefully." Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong both stuck out their tongues in a panic.
"No, it's not your fault. Even if you don't teach him, someone else will teach him." Zhang Tianyu said, "It's Ah San's problem. He can't recognize or understand his state of mind."
Everyone looked at Tang San in unison,
Tang San blinked Kazilan's big eyes: "I don't think there's anything wrong with me~ I think it's good like this~"
"Ah San, Ah San," Zhang Tianyu said, "Do you think we will harm you?"
Tang San was slightly startled and said without thinking: "Of course you won't harm me!"
"Then do you think that if you really had no problem, we would be so sad?" Zhang Tianyu asked,
Tang San was stunned.
Although he has always felt that there is nothing wrong with him, no matter from any angle or aspect, he is very normal.
Therefore, he did not understand the sad attitude of Zhang Tianyu and others and their concern for him.
Now Zhang Tianyu said this to wake up the dreamer,
Yes!
If there really was nothing wrong, why would these classmates and comrades say there was something wrong with him?
It is impossible for these people to just look for trouble and insist that there is a problem when there is no problem. So what is the problem?
Why didn't he notice the problem?
"So...what's wrong with me?" Tang San asked cautiously.
Everyone was a little speechless.
Zhang Tianyu sighed and said: "We told you, but you obviously didn't listen, or you obviously didn't care. Of course, it's also possible that you didn't notice."
"Or is it because he didn't notice it on purpose?" Ning Rongrong said.
Zhang Tianyu shrugged,
Tang San said: "I didn't intentionally not notice it. If you are talking about me wearing women's clothes... In my opinion, I am not wearing women's clothes, I am wearing the clothes I usually wear. !”
"Why can I ask girls to learn about makeup?" Dai Mubai asked.
"Ah?" Tang San was confused, "When did I ask the girls to learn makeup?"
Everyone:. . . . . .
"Then why are you looking for trouble with us?" Xiao Wu asked.
"I came to you to discuss cultivation matters." Tang San said.
Ning Rongrong paused, took out a mirror and looked at Tang San: "See for yourself, don't tell me that you can't tell that you're wearing makeup."
Tang San looked left and right in the mirror, looking left and right, and said, "I'm not wearing makeup."
Now everyone was really speechless.
You can never wake up a person who is pretending to sleep. This sentence is really an eternal saying!
"As long as you like it, we won't say more." Dai Mubai shook his head and sighed, speechless.
At this time, Zhang Tianyu asked Xiao Wu and others: "When Ah San came to see you, did you say anything about discussing cultivation?"
Shrek and the three beauties shook their heads in unison.
Xiao Wu said: "If he really came to us to discuss cultivation, how could we teach him how to put on makeup?"
Ning Rongrong said: "If we really discuss cultivation and we teach him how to put on makeup, how can he learn it?"
Zhu Zhuqing said coldly: "He is not a fool."
Hey, what you said is wrong. How do you know he is not a fool?
"Okay, okay, let's stop discussing this issue." Zhang Tianyu looked tired at this moment, then looked at Tang San and said,
"Ah San, if nothing else, we are all classmates and comrades-in-arms. No matter what weird hobbies you have, we can just keep a normal mind."
"Yes," Dai Mubai also said, "As long as you don't do anything harmful to nature."
"Also, don't injure yourself or damage your body. Just do whatever you want." Oscar said.
Tang San was not moved, but confused.
What are these people talking about?
"But let me tell you something, this women's clothing is beautiful!" Ma Hongjun suddenly said,
Everyone looked at him in unison,
"Ahem, just say it casually, just say it casually, hehe."
(End of this chapter)
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