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Chapter 149 Teacher Su’s Useless Life Tips
Chapter 149 Teacher Su’s Useless Life Tips
Netizens were also deeply touched when they saw Su Haozhe being forced to fall ill.
: "Even Su Shen can't stop PE teachers from getting sick regularly. PE teachers are too difficult."
: "I think Su Shen doesn't want to go to class. He smiled so brightly just now."
: "What class are you taking? Hurry up and play football with the captain of the men's football team. Don't be shy about asking for a fight."
: "The look in the math teacher's eyes made me laugh to death. He looked like he was hesitant to speak. Fortunately, Su Shen has a quick mind."
: "It gave Su Shen another reason to skip classes. He skipped classes when he was a student, but he still skips classes as a teacher."
: "..."
Seeing this scene, netizens were also extremely happy.
Well known.
The person with the worst physical fitness in the school is the physical education teacher.
The day's teaching task was over, and Su Haozhe returned to the office happily.
"Teacher Su, how are you going to eat tonight?"
The female teacher next to her asked coquettishly.
"The food in the classroom cafeteria is actually quite delicious."
Su Haozhe said with a smile.
"I think so too. Let's go eat some dishes later."
The female teacher nodded and prepared to go to the cafeteria to eat with Su Haozhe.
"I won't go to the cafeteria. I'll go back and eat instant noodles at night."
Su Haozhe had no interest in this female teacher, so naturally he was too lazy to have dinner with her.
Female teacher: ...
: "What a genius at chatting. If you don't go to the cafeteria, you can tell me how delicious the food in the cafeteria is."
: "The main reason is that this female teacher's monitor is a bit poor, otherwise it would not be impossible to go to the cafeteria."
: "Su Shen's intention has been very clear. He would rather eat instant noodles than go out for dinner with you."
: "In the future, Su Shen's words must be analyzed specifically, otherwise I really won't be able to understand them."
: "..."
dinner time.
Su Haozhe bought two barrels of instant noodles and went back.
If you don’t eat for a long time, it’s okay to eat once in a while.
If you eat instant noodles several times in a row, you will feel a little nauseous.
Back to the single dormitory.
Su Haozhe started the live broadcast again, otherwise it would be a bit boring to be alone.
"Today's meal is very rich, including a bucket of instant noodles, a piece of ham sausage, and a pack of spicy strips. It's a high-end version of instant noodles."
Su Haozhe showed his dinner.
The water in the small electric pot is also boiling, so just rinse it.
"Teacher Su's Life Tips class has started again, and I'm going to teach you a cool trick again."
Su Haozhe pointed at the small electric pot and smiled, preparing to teach netizens another lesson.
"Have you noticed that every time you make instant noodles, you need to boil water, which is very troublesome."
Su Haozhe directly stated the pain points.
If there is no need to boil water, instant noodles will be more convenient.
: "Does Su Shen have any good ideas? Just use cold water to make noodles."
: "This really seems like something Su Shen can do. I've tried it too. It can be soaked but it's hard to eat."
: "If you want instant noodles in cold water, why not just buy crispy noodles and just drink water after eating?"
Netizens were discussing in the live broadcast room, and Su Haozhe found another small basin.
"You can do like me, boil more water each time, and then put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold."
"The next time you make instant noodles, just heat it up and use it."
Su Haozhe demonstrated the overall process.
Netizens couldn't keep up with this operation.
: "I've seen people fart with their pants off, but I've never seen people fart with their pants changed."
: "Let me go, if I hadn't been born mentally retarded, I probably wouldn't have been able to come up with these clever tricks."
: "It's so wonderful. I feel like I have lost my brain. This water can also be used to cook porridge."
: "Everyone upstairs has learned to draw inferences from one case to another, and they can be discharged from the hospital."
: "..."
Everyone was once again stunned by Su Haozhe's useless little trick, and they didn't know whether to praise or criticize him.
At this moment.
Su Haozhe had already eaten fresh instant noodles.
Everyone just watched the mukbang for more than ten minutes.
"How boring are you guys? You even want to watch instant noodles."
Su Haozhe originally thought that everyone had left, but when he saw that there were more people in the live broadcast room.
Netizens in the live broadcast room began to challenge Su Haozhe again.
Every time Su Haozhe even sprays people, it is everyone's favorite happy time. "How old are you? You are so excited every day, as if you were given a shot of chicken blood."
Su Haozhe also admires the energy of netizens.
No matter when the live broadcast is on, there is always a group of people who won’t leave even after midnight.
"Okay, I can't see the barrage clearly, so I fell asleep after chatting for a while."
Su Haozhe opened the microphone.
[Feng Yongwei succeeded in winning consecutive wheat]
The captain of the national football team has been waiting for a long time, letting the child watch when the wheat will be connected.
This time I grabbed Lianmai immediately.
Feng Yongwei?
The captain of the national football team is connected?
When everyone looks at this name and avatar, he is really the captain of the national football team.
: "In today's physical education class, Feng Yongwei is still asking for a fight in the live broadcast room. It seems that he is serious."
: "Su Shen doesn't watch the barrage in the live broadcast room, but this time Lian Mai can't avoid it."
: "@ Devil Squad Leader, come and have a look, it’s fun to watch."
: "No matter how bad the national football team is, it's still better than Su Shen's skills. Let's see what Su Shen does."
: "..."
When everyone sees this name, they know something good is going on.
"Don't you dare reply to my date during the day?"
Feng Yongwei spoke first.
"What fight? Who are you?"
Su Haozhe asked his soul.
Su Haozhe still has some memories of the captain of the national football team in his previous life, but he really doesn't know his name in this life.
who am I?
Feng Yongwei was about to explode. He had ridiculed him for a long time during the day, but now he was pretending.
"I am Feng Yongwei, captain of the men's football team."
Feng Yongwei's tone was very formal, and he sounded very angry.
"Oh, are you okay?"
Su Haozhe felt strange, why is this captain so crazy?
"You have become a coward, and now you don't dare to admit it?"
"I made a date with you in the live broadcast room during the day, why didn't I dare to respond?"
Feng Yongwei asked loudly.
"You are so stupid. Can I see the barrage in that live broadcast room? I don't even see how to respond to you."
Su Haozhe's words left Feng Yongwei speechless.
Careless, forget this stubble.
Feng Yongwei thought about it for a moment, and it seemed that there was only a picture, and Su Haozhe did not have his mobile phone.
"Then I will officially challenge you now. If you look down on the national football team, do you dare to play a game with me?"
Feng Yongwei added another appointment.
"Dare, but it's not necessary and I'm not interested."
Su Haozhe refused directly.
Feng Yongwei was stunned and didn't know how to answer.
Normally, a challenge from such a man would not be rejected.
That looks so unmanly.
: "Su Shen refused so simply and didn't give him any chance to regret it."
: "Hahaha, the captain of the national football team is completely silent. Why doesn't he speak?"
: "This is too high-level to say, I dare you, but it's not necessary."
: "..."
Netizens turned into fun people and laughed in the live broadcast room.
"Why are you so cowardly now? You know you can't play well, but you still make irresponsible remarks about the national football team."
Feng Yongwei also had a quick mind and immediately pursued the victory and stepped on him hard.
"I was wrong."
As soon as Su Haozhe said these three words, netizens were stunned.
Is this still the tough-talking Su Haozhe?
Is this timid?
"I shouldn't talk about the national football team. The men's football team is a bit unworthy, and the women's football team is almost as good as the national football team."
Su Haozhe continued to explain.
"Bah, can you play football with me? Why are you talking about me?"
Feng Yongwei felt that he had the advantage and became more and more aggressive.
"Are all the teachers who teach Qingbei students graduated from Qingbei? Just because I'm not as good as you in football doesn't mean I can't evaluate you."
Su Haozhe didn't have a good impression of these men's football teams. You could tell by looking at their stomachs what these people were doing every day.
(End of this chapter)
Netizens were also deeply touched when they saw Su Haozhe being forced to fall ill.
: "Even Su Shen can't stop PE teachers from getting sick regularly. PE teachers are too difficult."
: "I think Su Shen doesn't want to go to class. He smiled so brightly just now."
: "What class are you taking? Hurry up and play football with the captain of the men's football team. Don't be shy about asking for a fight."
: "The look in the math teacher's eyes made me laugh to death. He looked like he was hesitant to speak. Fortunately, Su Shen has a quick mind."
: "It gave Su Shen another reason to skip classes. He skipped classes when he was a student, but he still skips classes as a teacher."
: "..."
Seeing this scene, netizens were also extremely happy.
Well known.
The person with the worst physical fitness in the school is the physical education teacher.
The day's teaching task was over, and Su Haozhe returned to the office happily.
"Teacher Su, how are you going to eat tonight?"
The female teacher next to her asked coquettishly.
"The food in the classroom cafeteria is actually quite delicious."
Su Haozhe said with a smile.
"I think so too. Let's go eat some dishes later."
The female teacher nodded and prepared to go to the cafeteria to eat with Su Haozhe.
"I won't go to the cafeteria. I'll go back and eat instant noodles at night."
Su Haozhe had no interest in this female teacher, so naturally he was too lazy to have dinner with her.
Female teacher: ...
: "What a genius at chatting. If you don't go to the cafeteria, you can tell me how delicious the food in the cafeteria is."
: "The main reason is that this female teacher's monitor is a bit poor, otherwise it would not be impossible to go to the cafeteria."
: "Su Shen's intention has been very clear. He would rather eat instant noodles than go out for dinner with you."
: "In the future, Su Shen's words must be analyzed specifically, otherwise I really won't be able to understand them."
: "..."
dinner time.
Su Haozhe bought two barrels of instant noodles and went back.
If you don’t eat for a long time, it’s okay to eat once in a while.
If you eat instant noodles several times in a row, you will feel a little nauseous.
Back to the single dormitory.
Su Haozhe started the live broadcast again, otherwise it would be a bit boring to be alone.
"Today's meal is very rich, including a bucket of instant noodles, a piece of ham sausage, and a pack of spicy strips. It's a high-end version of instant noodles."
Su Haozhe showed his dinner.
The water in the small electric pot is also boiling, so just rinse it.
"Teacher Su's Life Tips class has started again, and I'm going to teach you a cool trick again."
Su Haozhe pointed at the small electric pot and smiled, preparing to teach netizens another lesson.
"Have you noticed that every time you make instant noodles, you need to boil water, which is very troublesome."
Su Haozhe directly stated the pain points.
If there is no need to boil water, instant noodles will be more convenient.
: "Does Su Shen have any good ideas? Just use cold water to make noodles."
: "This really seems like something Su Shen can do. I've tried it too. It can be soaked but it's hard to eat."
: "If you want instant noodles in cold water, why not just buy crispy noodles and just drink water after eating?"
Netizens were discussing in the live broadcast room, and Su Haozhe found another small basin.
"You can do like me, boil more water each time, and then put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold."
"The next time you make instant noodles, just heat it up and use it."
Su Haozhe demonstrated the overall process.
Netizens couldn't keep up with this operation.
: "I've seen people fart with their pants off, but I've never seen people fart with their pants changed."
: "Let me go, if I hadn't been born mentally retarded, I probably wouldn't have been able to come up with these clever tricks."
: "It's so wonderful. I feel like I have lost my brain. This water can also be used to cook porridge."
: "Everyone upstairs has learned to draw inferences from one case to another, and they can be discharged from the hospital."
: "..."
Everyone was once again stunned by Su Haozhe's useless little trick, and they didn't know whether to praise or criticize him.
At this moment.
Su Haozhe had already eaten fresh instant noodles.
Everyone just watched the mukbang for more than ten minutes.
"How boring are you guys? You even want to watch instant noodles."
Su Haozhe originally thought that everyone had left, but when he saw that there were more people in the live broadcast room.
Netizens in the live broadcast room began to challenge Su Haozhe again.
Every time Su Haozhe even sprays people, it is everyone's favorite happy time. "How old are you? You are so excited every day, as if you were given a shot of chicken blood."
Su Haozhe also admires the energy of netizens.
No matter when the live broadcast is on, there is always a group of people who won’t leave even after midnight.
"Okay, I can't see the barrage clearly, so I fell asleep after chatting for a while."
Su Haozhe opened the microphone.
[Feng Yongwei succeeded in winning consecutive wheat]
The captain of the national football team has been waiting for a long time, letting the child watch when the wheat will be connected.
This time I grabbed Lianmai immediately.
Feng Yongwei?
The captain of the national football team is connected?
When everyone looks at this name and avatar, he is really the captain of the national football team.
: "In today's physical education class, Feng Yongwei is still asking for a fight in the live broadcast room. It seems that he is serious."
: "Su Shen doesn't watch the barrage in the live broadcast room, but this time Lian Mai can't avoid it."
: "@ Devil Squad Leader, come and have a look, it’s fun to watch."
: "No matter how bad the national football team is, it's still better than Su Shen's skills. Let's see what Su Shen does."
: "..."
When everyone sees this name, they know something good is going on.
"Don't you dare reply to my date during the day?"
Feng Yongwei spoke first.
"What fight? Who are you?"
Su Haozhe asked his soul.
Su Haozhe still has some memories of the captain of the national football team in his previous life, but he really doesn't know his name in this life.
who am I?
Feng Yongwei was about to explode. He had ridiculed him for a long time during the day, but now he was pretending.
"I am Feng Yongwei, captain of the men's football team."
Feng Yongwei's tone was very formal, and he sounded very angry.
"Oh, are you okay?"
Su Haozhe felt strange, why is this captain so crazy?
"You have become a coward, and now you don't dare to admit it?"
"I made a date with you in the live broadcast room during the day, why didn't I dare to respond?"
Feng Yongwei asked loudly.
"You are so stupid. Can I see the barrage in that live broadcast room? I don't even see how to respond to you."
Su Haozhe's words left Feng Yongwei speechless.
Careless, forget this stubble.
Feng Yongwei thought about it for a moment, and it seemed that there was only a picture, and Su Haozhe did not have his mobile phone.
"Then I will officially challenge you now. If you look down on the national football team, do you dare to play a game with me?"
Feng Yongwei added another appointment.
"Dare, but it's not necessary and I'm not interested."
Su Haozhe refused directly.
Feng Yongwei was stunned and didn't know how to answer.
Normally, a challenge from such a man would not be rejected.
That looks so unmanly.
: "Su Shen refused so simply and didn't give him any chance to regret it."
: "Hahaha, the captain of the national football team is completely silent. Why doesn't he speak?"
: "This is too high-level to say, I dare you, but it's not necessary."
: "..."
Netizens turned into fun people and laughed in the live broadcast room.
"Why are you so cowardly now? You know you can't play well, but you still make irresponsible remarks about the national football team."
Feng Yongwei also had a quick mind and immediately pursued the victory and stepped on him hard.
"I was wrong."
As soon as Su Haozhe said these three words, netizens were stunned.
Is this still the tough-talking Su Haozhe?
Is this timid?
"I shouldn't talk about the national football team. The men's football team is a bit unworthy, and the women's football team is almost as good as the national football team."
Su Haozhe continued to explain.
"Bah, can you play football with me? Why are you talking about me?"
Feng Yongwei felt that he had the advantage and became more and more aggressive.
"Are all the teachers who teach Qingbei students graduated from Qingbei? Just because I'm not as good as you in football doesn't mean I can't evaluate you."
Su Haozhe didn't have a good impression of these men's football teams. You could tell by looking at their stomachs what these people were doing every day.
(End of this chapter)
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