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Chapter 907 Husband, Take the Zhang Family with You! [2-in-1]
Chapter 907 Husband, Take Me Home! [Two Chapters Combined]
At 9:30 a.m., the wedding team was ready to depart in front of the new villa.
The weather was very kind to us today. Although it was the twelfth lunar month, the temperature was relatively high, only -3 degrees Celsius. With the sun shining brightly, the perceived temperature outdoors was quite pleasant and not unbearable.
"Sun Yi, come here, look at the camera. What would you like to say to your bride who is about to be welcomed?"
Ning Hao, along with the Starry Sky photography crew, is filming a documentary about Sun Yi's wedding.
This guy initially wanted to volunteer to be the best man, but given his status as a married man, and especially his appearance and temperament being so mismatched, he was rejected by Sun Yi and could only reluctantly take on the role of wedding photographer.
Believe it or not, this was one of his original professions before he became famous, and he was very familiar with it.
One set after another.
Upon hearing Ning Hao's words, Sun Yi, who was holding a bouquet of flowers, suddenly felt a little nervous.
After holding it in for a long time, he finally shouted, "Honey, wait for me to come pick you up!"
That's a complete mess, not romantic at all.
Ning Hao tugged at the large gold chain around his neck and then called out to his groomsmen.
"Come on, brothers, our Director Sun is getting married today. In this last moment before his departure, let each of you give him a word of advice."
Upon hearing this, the groomsmen all perked up.
"Brother Yi, enjoy your last half-day of your own time. From tomorrow onwards, you will be shackled for the rest of your life!"
"Director, if you ever crave freedom in the future, you can secretly contact me. Don't worry, I will never tattle on you!"
"Yeah, yeah, if there's any trouble in the future, just push it onto me, brother, I'll take the blame for you."
Everyone chimed in with their own comments, leaving Sun Yi both amused and exasperated.
Damn it, that's how I am in your eyes!
Finally, Leonardo DiCaprio, not wanting to be left out, was eager to say something, but after realizing that Liu Yifei would also be able to see the recording, he immediately changed his mind, solemnly patted Sun Yi on the shoulder, and said, "Happy wife, happy life."
It's all made to look like a real event.
You'll definitely be henpecked after you get married!
"Okay, let's go!"
At 10:10, the wedding procession arrived at Liu's mother's villa complex.
Outside the park, a few paparazzi and reporters could already be seen sporadically, and there were several interview vehicles.
Fortunately, the property security guards here were quite responsible. They took action in advance and formed a human wall at the entrance of the park, effectively blocking the reporters from entering.
Although Sun Yi and Liu Yifei's wedding today was not announced to the public, the couple is so popular that even the slightest thing could attract widespread media attention.
Many people started making connections as soon as Leonardo's private jet landed at Beijing Capital International Airport yesterday.
In addition, with almost half of the entertainment industry's bigwigs out today, even if Sun Yi and Liu Yifei did a good job of keeping it a secret, it was impossible to hide it now.
The hashtag #SunYiLiuYifeiWeddingDayIsToday# has already appeared on Weibo's trending topics, and even local fans from Beijing have spontaneously come to see the "Fairy Sister" on her wedding day.
"Quick, quick, quick! The boss's wedding procession is at the park entrance! Ladies, get in position!"
Gao Ye, having received the information from some inside source, abruptly put down her phone, jumped off the sofa, and started yelling at her family members who filled the room.
The bridesmaids, as if they'd been injected with adrenaline, rushed out and immediately blocked the entrance completely.
Yu Feihong and Zhou Xun chuckled to themselves and quickly moved aside, afraid of getting splashed.
Looking at this group of "female bandits" who had absolutely no star quality, Liu Yifei shouted, both embarrassed and annoyed, "You guys, don't go too far later!"
"Oh, Sisi, don't worry, your grandson will definitely pick you up safe and sound!"
“(ω)”
10 points.
Amidst the sound of celebratory cannons, Sun Yi, holding a bouquet of flowers, stood at the door of Liu's mother's house.
Ning Hao followed with his photography crew, and a close-up shot was taken from two cameras.
Sun Yi waved his arm.
Brothers, let's go!
Luo Jin puffed out his chest and took the lead, "Listen up, everyone inside! You're surrounded! I advise you to abandon your unrealistic fantasies, give up your futile resistance, and open the door quickly so we can take the bride away! I'll count to three, and if you don't open the door by then, we'll have to take force!"
"1"
"Tch, who are you trying to scare!"
A voice came from inside the door, sounding like Yang Mi's sweet, childlike voice.
"It looks like Lao Luo outside. Quick, quick, Tangtang, you deal with him."
There was a commotion inside the door, and then someone else was immediately brought in.
"No, I won't open the door, I just won't."
At first, I felt a little embarrassed listening to Tang Yan's voice, but I was immediately drawn into the atmosphere and got into character.
"Without a red envelope, no matter who comes, it won't work!"
Upon hearing that it was Tang Yan, Luo Jin's legs immediately went weak. "A red envelope! Yes, I have one!"
Sun Yi shook his head and chuckled.
Well, one thing can subdue another.
Quickly signal to Zhang Ruoyun with your eyes to switch players.
Zhang Ruoyun nodded and immediately replaced Luo Jin.
"Sister Tangtang, we have red envelopes, but they're all large sums, and there's no way we can slip them through the door. Please open the door first, and we'll definitely give them to you!"
Tang Yan was at a loss as to what to do after the substitution, and Yang Mi immediately chimed in.
"Xiao Yunzi, don't give me that. If you don't get a red envelope today, you're not getting through this door."
"Sister Mimi, this red envelope is too big, I really can't put it in."
"Transfer money! Use Alipay!"
As they were talking, they somehow managed to pull out a string of QR codes for receiving payments through the cracks in the doors and windows.
The groomsmen were all dumbfounded.
I've never seen this thing before.
Sun Yi's face fell, and he was filled with regret.
Last year, Alibaba launched the QR code payment function on Alipay, initially popularizing it in various large shopping malls. When Liu Yifei first saw it, she was incredibly curious. Sun Yi, being cheeky, thought that since it had already been released, it wasn't a big deal, and predicted that QR code payments would be everywhere in the future.
To his utter surprise, the boomerang ended up piercing him this time.
Okay, I guess I'll just have to accept it.
Eight payment codes, 8888 per person, an auspicious number.
These female bandits were quite particular; as soon as the money was transferred, the door opened immediately, but they still blocked the entrance.
The assistant, Zhang Xin, lagged behind. Upon seeing Sun Yi, she turned and shouted into the bedroom, "Sis, Yi-ge looks so handsome today!"
Liu Yifei sat upright on the bed, craning her neck to look at the door even though she couldn't see it, her smile more hard to suppress than an AK.
Woohoo! Woohoo!
The people inside started to jeer.
Sun Yi stepped forward, half-stepping over the threshold, and said to the bridesmaids, "The money has been transferred, can we go in now?"
"That won't do. A transfer is a transfer, and a red envelope is a red envelope. A transfer only opens the door; without a red envelope, you still can't get in."
Yao Beina acted like an older sister, completely subduing Sun Yi and leaving him speechless.
Then, with a flick of his eye, Guo Fan behind him immediately understood and threw a bag full of red envelopes into the air, giving a stack to each of the bridesmaids and younger relatives present.
I finally got inside, but as soon as I stepped out of the entryway, I was stopped again.
"Wanting to take our Qianqian away isn't that simple. First, you have to pass a written test." Liu Yan, holding a cue card and acting like a host, put her arm around Sun Yi. "The groom has to recite three lines of poetry containing the character 'Qian' to express his love for our Qianqian! One minute limit! Let's begin!"
Wow, there's this too!
Sun Yi was taken aback upon hearing this, but the next second, his brain began to work at lightning speed.
A moment later, he smiled confidently and spoke fluently.
"There is a beautiful woman, whom I cannot forget once I have seen her; if I do not see Qian for a day, I am driven mad with longing!"
it is good! ! !
Everyone present applauded, even Leonardo DiCaprio, who couldn't understand a word, grinned foolishly along with it.
"The second one, the second one!!!"
"Though I lack the wings of a phoenix to fly with you, my heart is as clear as a celestial being!"
it is good! ! !
pretty! ! !
"And one last song!"
Sun Yi began to rack his brains.
As a director, he certainly needs a certain level of literary knowledge; he knows quite a few poems expressing love, and could recite ten without breaking a sweat. But having to include "茜" (Qian) in the title—that really stumped him. Who came up with this idea? Don't let me find out!
"Hurry! Time's almost up!"
"I've got it. The reeds are green, the dew is white as frost, the one I long for is on the other side of the water!"
"Oh wait, there's no Akane here!"
"Of course there is! Sissi played Liu Yiren back then, and the Yiren I'm referring to is Sissi!"
Everyone recalled the drama "My Love from the Star" starring Sun Yi and Liu Yifei. In the drama, Liu Yifei's name was Liu Yiren, so it cannot be considered that Sun Yi committed a foul.
"Hmm~ You're being cunning and cheating, but I'll let you off the hook, you'll barely pass!"
Hearing that Sun Yi had passed the first test and was one step closer to her, Liu Yifei's smile widened even more. At this moment, her heart was completely outside the bedroom, constantly on Sun Yi's mind.
Once inside the living room, Sun Yi was stopped again.
He had anticipated this and was no longer afraid. "Come on, bring it on. Even if it's a mountain of knives and a sea of fire, I'm going to take my wife away."
"Haha, okay." Su Chang turned around and pointed to the coffee table. "Come on, let's move on to our second challenge."
Sun Yi looked closely and saw eight tissues with various lip prints printed on them arranged in two rows on the coffee table.
"Find out which one is our Sisi's lip print! If you choose wrong, you'll have to do push-ups!" After saying that, Su Chang added slyly, "Do them on the acupressure mat."
The groomsmen all gathered around to examine it.
Eight tissues, all made of the same material, with lip prints on them that are very similar in size and shape, differing only in subtle ways.
Sun Yi's eyes were sharp, and he pointed to one of them without hesitation, "This one!"
Just kidding, if he couldn't even tell the difference between his own wife's lip print, wouldn't he be an "idiot"?
"Are you sure? If you're wrong, you'll have to do twenty push-ups!" Yang Mi mischievously reminded her from the side.
Little Li understood half of it, thinking it was just about doing push-ups, so he patted his chest and was about to take off his suit jacket and lie down.
He hadn't been able to put in much effort during the first challenge, and he was feeling quite frustrated.
Sun Yi quickly pulled him out and said decisively, "It's confirmed, this is it!"
A burst of Liu Yifei's giggles came from the bedroom, the answer was self-evident.
Finally arriving at the bedroom door, Sun Yi could already see Liu Tianxian sitting on the bed.
At this moment, the little girl looked at Sun Yi with eyes full of anticipation and shyness. If there weren't so many people around, she would have pounced on him long ago.
Just as they were about to enter the house, they discovered that the door frame was tightly sealed with plastic wrap. Gao Ye and Su Chang bent down and went inside, each holding a DV camera, and said gloatingly:
"Come on! For this final challenge, we'll see what 'the power of love' and 'brotherly love' really mean! Groom and best man, squeeze through the plastic wrap with your faces to get in."
"Yes, the more distorted the expression, the better!"
Good heavens, it seems my reputation is doomed to be ruined today.
Sun Yi looked back at the group of groomsmen, all of whom looked ready to "sacrifice" themselves.
Leonardo was the first to step forward. He gently poked it with his finger and, upon discovering it was indeed plastic wrap, looked completely clear-headed.
It's just plastic wrap, what's the big deal? I'll go first~
Leonardo DiCaprio, oblivious to the dangers of the world, was the first to rush forward. His face was instantly squeezed onto the plastic wrap, and his handsome face, which had captivated countless girls worldwide, was twisted and deformed in an instant, his nose no longer resembling a nose and his eyes no longer resembling eyes.
The crowd roared with laughter.
Liu Yifei was also laughing so hard on the bed that she bent over.
Seeing that Little Li was the first to charge, Luo Jin, Zhang Ruoyun, and Guo Fan also went all out.
1!
2!
3!
The three of them took turns "offering their faces," and the scene was quite "tragic."
The key point is that the plastic wrap hasn't torn.
These female bandits actually wrapped themselves up in two layers.
Sun Yi took a deep breath upon seeing this.
Sorry, brothers.
With a forceful squeeze, he managed to tear through the plastic wrap, even with his brothers' faces pressed against it. Aside from his hair being a little messed up, his smile remained handsome.
He managed to preserve his lifelong reputation.
Upon entering the room, Sun Yi rushed straight to the large bed and immediately spotted Liu Yifei sitting on the brocade quilt, looking shy and charming.
He swore that this was the most beautiful moment for the little girl.
It's simply indescribably beautiful.
According to the normal procedure, he should be kneeling on one knee with flowers in his hand, reciting vows, and taking her home.
But at this moment, there's no time to worry about anything else.
"Hey hey!!!"
"oops!"
"Wow!"
"Brother Yi, you're awesome!!"
Everyone stared in disbelief as Sun Yi, who was supposed to be kneeling on one knee, kissed her before he even squatted down. After a moment of stunned silence, they cheered and applauded.
Liu Yifei was also stunned by the kiss.
My first instinct was to feel some resistance.
Brother, this isn't how it's supposed to go! And all that lipstick I put on, it's a waste of time!
But my second reaction was to stop struggling.
She even began to try her best to please him, passionately kissing Sun Yi.
No matter the process or the ceremony, none of it matters anymore.
As long as it's him, that's fine.
Even Da Peng, who was acting as a guest host on set, couldn't stand it anymore. This was a performance mishap, so he had to step in and salvage the situation.
"Love is the most moving poem in the world, and they have composed the most beautiful chapter with their meeting and getting to know each other. For the bride, the thing she fears most is 'forgetting what you look like one day.' But at this moment, when the groom holds her in his arms, she must be thinking, 'So happiness can be touched with lips.'"
"At this moment, a thousand words cannot compare to his kiss."
"At this moment, the entire world is no match for you alone."
This kiss seals a promise; from now on, we'll share wind and snow, warmth and cold; every meal, every season, will be a testament to our deep affection.
His heartfelt words, coupled with his expressive recitation, allowed everyone present to feel the taste of happiness conveyed in those words.
Those who hear it take it to heart.
The listener sighed.
but.
Da Peng was speechless, staring longingly at the two of them, who were still kissing.
He dared not speak, nor dared he ask.
Finally, Senior Sister Yu coughed and said, "That's about it. There are still some procedures to go through."
"Yeah, I really want to kiss him. Let's go back to the new house tonight and kiss him as much as we want. Didn't you see Dapeng is speechless?" Zhou Xun added, adding insult to injury.
The crowd burst into laughter again.
Liu Yifei then seemed to wake from a dream and pushed Sun Yi away, her pretty face glowing with a delicate beauty, as if it could be squeezed to release water.
"My lipstick~~"
Sister An came over speechlessly. Luckily, it was just a kiss. If she had done anything else, all her work this morning would have been for nothing.
"Hurry up, next item, put shoes on the bride."
"Yes, yes, find the shoes." The groomsmen started a thorough search, like Japanese soldiers invading a village.
After a lot of effort and sweating profusely, I only managed to find one under the bed.
The bridesmaids were gloating, but Liu Yifei was not happy. Her phoenix eyes kept glancing out onto the terrace. Sun Yi immediately understood and pointed, "Quick, the terrace."
"Sissi, you!!!"
Before the bridesmaids could stop him, Zhang Ruoyun rushed over and found it in no time.
With the shoes in hand, Sun Yi immediately knelt on one knee by the bed. Liu Yifei, no longer bothering to hide anything, directly extended her delicate feet from under Xiuhe's skirt.
"Honey, take me home?"
Sun Yi smiled, picked up Liu Yifei's fair feet, and personally put shoes on her feet.
"Well, let's go home."
(End of this chapter)
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