As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 348 Xing Kai’s “relics”

【Changing gender...】

Larulas swallowed the mint, shook his head, and then suddenly covered his face.

Zeref picked up the little guy, observed the changes under its skirt, and said, "What will happen if a person eats it?"

Their eyes turned to Qasim together.

"No."

Kasim shook his head.

"Even if I am the smallest and smallest, you can't do this..."

Sauron put the changed Larulas into the Poké Ball.

"By the way, I plan to recruit a new team member."

"Well, my name is Roy, [Critical]'s old rival."

"That's not nonsense."

Sauron didn't know that Lilian actually really liked Li Nuo's one. If Li Nuo really made this kind of no-butt plan, it would be 100% successful.

Auxiliary, long-range, and melee combat, all three abilities are needed. Broken down, he and Zeref represent the balanced development of personal abilities. The addition of Roy fills the vacancy of Marsh, adding a player with excellent strength and defense capabilities. Used as a pioneer.

There are many high-level players with Croyd's level, not to mention... Sauron has detected something deeper...

[Only men know the cool thing about men: when the team is all male, everyone’s maximum attributes increase by 7%]

This fool is too serious. If it were Li Nuolai who confiscated Chabai, he would definitely make a life plan of "let Lillian take care of me".

[Questor 2.5], the advancement is purely sudden. Because he saw something more profound, namely the Border Prison and the Great Guild.

Sauron felt powerless fear for the first time.

Back to business.

Sauron's level reached 65, and the system seemed to be joking with him.

"It's too late now." Brother Rifle held his chin and sat on the chair: "You monsters are the only stars in the sky...Fortunately, I got married a long time ago."

Sauron's character is unable to manage women.

Yak said without hesitation: "Is he a man?"

Lillian seemed to step through the memory fragments and put her fingers on his glasses.

Zeref sat on the stone platform, holding a lollipop in his mouth and looking at the team title unlocked by their team.

However, Lilian's words at that time brought him back to reality: "Why is there a person growing on my glasses?"

Civil strife will break out within the guild, which is already known from the scrolls that Li Nuo and Zeref have deciphered.

The Grand Guild is a group of monsters...

Sauron released the man's panel.

Sauron has gathered information about known players in his mind. He doesn't plan to form a guild so quickly to attract attention. Instead, he might as well integrate the existing "high-profile" or high-level players together.

Why not... take advantage of the fact that this hegemonic competition is still hot and integrate these high-level players.

It can only be said that Chabai, like most middle-aged men's spouses, drags down Li Nuo as a mother-in-law.

Roy's team was wiped out by Croyd. This guy was a tall, thick white man with the build of an ancient general. His weapons were two axes.

"Everyone..."

monster……

He wants Lilian to understand...

"Sauron..." Zeref bit into the lollipop and asked: "Brother Li really defeated Croyd in a duel?"

"Damn it..." Zeref took a deep breath, exhaled and said, "Croyd is the only player who has defeated me..."

His serious voice told these cowherds to shut up.

Sauron's idea of ​​​​building a team is completely different from Li Nuo's idea of ​​​​taking it as it comes.

My body... is not glasses.

First, before there may really be a confrontation with the big guild, become stronger.

Sauron used the new feature [Explore Memory Fragments of the Dead] to pull out the memory of the three-knife player, detect the superficial plan of Bamut's Wrath, and handed this information to Li Nuo a few minutes ago .

Having such a damn team title made him feel happy even though he was unhappy.

He wants to make a plan for short-term enhancement.

"As long as you sleep less with a few girls..." Yak wanted to say, "As long as you sleep with a few less girls, you will become stronger," but for some reason, he suddenly changed the subject: "As long as you sleep with a few less girls... maybe We have female teammates.”

But he didn't tell Li Nuo or his teammates that he saw something strange during the detection.

Sauron was silent.

There are only two priorities now.

"Ah."

Second, find Marger.

"Unless we find the horse captain, Li Nuo and I will always be worried about not being able to take the next step."

……

In fact, Li Nuo and Cha Bai are having fun now.

Previously, Li Nuo's skill name was changed from [Wolf Whip] to [Tongue Lick].

He thought about it, it felt like...if there were no other surprises, he would use the name [Tongue Licking].

the reason is simple.

If a peeping tom like Sauron pops up who can look at your skill panel, and the other party looks at it, hey, tongue licking, what the hell, it's just vulgar and has no power, so the other party will most likely be wary of it.

At this time, Li Nuo can shout "tongue lick" and unleash a super kill under the opponent's contemptuous eyes.

As for now, these two are playing cards in the bathtub.

They still have 66 random cards in their hands, and 11 special random cards.

Taking a bath can increase magic power, but it takes three hours to take effect.

Having to soak in the water for three hours is so boring. Just think about it and you will understand.

It’s not like they don’t have things to do for fun. Although they haven’t fucked each other in two weeks, they are still a little concerned about Marjie’s disappearance. Imagine buying a box of Viagra and going to a gay bar just after the family disappeared. Go away, this is not good.

So don't do it.

Cha Bai didn't bat an eyelid when drawing the cards. She was stubborn and sure of her luck.

The card flashed and my hand went cold.

A pan appeared in hand.

[Pan +5]

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Effect: The taste of cooking increases slightly]

[Brief description: Things like pans and big chicken drumsticks often appear in the easter eggs of the game, and they exist in the form of spoof weapons. Don’t underestimate the spoof weapons]

"..."

Li Nuo looked at the tiles on the ground and pondered.

"I come."

He pulled out a card.

Cha Bai looked at him with pitiful eyes.

"Forget it...stop wasting resources...can you?"

Li Nuo ignored her.

He had drawn two before, and they were all bricks.

Li Nuo had long ago suspected that he was engaged in civil engineering in his previous life.

Otherwise, why is it that when a random card is drawn, there is more than 60% probability that it will be a brick?

Why so many tiles?

The bricks that died in his hands can be used to build a house, really can build a house.

But Li Nuo, as a cartoonist, knows one thing very well. If the development of the story does not go as he wants at the beginning, then the protagonist must be saved at the last moment.

The same applies to the lottery. Apart from [Shit Blocks], what could be more painful than [Bricks]?

The bottoming out ahead must be for the rebound at the next corner.

Li Nuo took a deep breath and drew the card!
Bricks!

"Grass!"

"Stop playing with this."

Cha Bai felt distressed and took away the remaining cards in his hand. She didn't know whether she was distressed about the person or the card.

Li Nuo grabbed the last card.

"the last time."

Being stubborn, he drew the card.

An ancient book with a blue cover appeared in his hand.

【Compendium of Materia Medica】

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Brief description: For most people, its quality is indeed average, but for some people, this book is an "epic" thing]

"Look, no."

Cha Bai took the book away and put it on the small table next to the bathtub.

Li Nuo was thoughtful about the book "Compendium of Materia Medica". He always felt that there was something he had forgotten.

Strengthening equipment... this shouldn't be something that you need to worry about today.

Got all the rewards and everything.

The rewards from "The Traveler's Book" are cumulative and there is no need to withdraw them for the time being.

Go to "The Traveler's Book" and fight a BOSS you've encountered before?

It doesn’t seem like it’s something that must be done now, not to mention it has nothing to do with the rewards.

What else is missing...

Li Nuo leaned on the edge and looked at the sky.

"never mind……"

Give yourself a break.

When he was thinking this, he saw Cha Bai opposite him, with his back to him, holding the book he had just taken out.

"You plan to study while taking a bath..."

"Why else?"

Cha Bai turned around and said, then closed the book.

"We still have two and a half hours to get out, so... we have nothing to do."

"Um……"

"As long as you're not afraid of water conducting electricity."

So, both of them have forgotten who Marjie is.

"Just help me brush up my skills."

Li Nuo is very serious. The [Pile Driver] he just learned can only be upgraded in actual combat. He doesn't know which actual combat it is, but he has to try it anyway.

As he spoke, he opened the panel, and this time the script was fruitful in some aspects.

[Big Iron Stick Hospital’s secret medicine: also known as “Supersonic Piston”]

This packet of medicine is a white powder.

Li Nuo ate a few and left the remaining portion for mass production in the future.

Then there is the [Decoction on the Dragon's Back], the effect... it has an iron pestle that destroys the earth.

Finally he installed the chip.

Cha Bai looked scared, are you going to kill me?
She was so scared that she fired [Ghost Back].

……

Two and a half hours later.

reality.

Li Nuo was sitting on the sofa, his cheeks were sunken, his face was sallow and his muscles were thin, and he felt a strong sense of numbness in his lower body.

"It seems that in the past two and a half hours, I played the role of a Squirtle who had an indescribable accident with a leaky Pikachu..."

Thinking of this, Li Nuo slapped his forehead.

"...Why should I imagine that I am a bastard?"

Cha Bai glanced at him.

I hate that iron cannot become steel.

Facts have proved that [Pile Driver] cannot be upgraded by her, or maybe there is not enough time.

But the episode just now verified one thing. As the boundary between reality and the corridor becomes blurred, the injuries suffered by the player in the corridor will also be brought to reality.

In Chabai's eyes, Li Nuo is not like before. The corridor and the reality are two different bodies. Although he is still the slimmer version, he can see from his neck that he has inherited the strong muscles from the corridor.

"We agreed first, but we will do it later. Go to the cloister, not at home."

The implication is that I am afraid that the floor will collapse.

As she spoke she opened the window.

The warm air outside the window flowed into the room, which also woke up Li Nuo's fatigue.

The dreamlike life made him a little confused. He was obviously covered in mud and blood a few hours ago, but now...

But think about it, whether it's fighting or intrigue, it's just a thing of the past.

Li Nuo stared at the ceiling and sank into the sofa.

All I could think about was the doctor.

"Cha Bai, let's get the equipment started tomorrow. There are still a lot of things that need to be prepared. I have to make a plan. In order to save the old horse, I have to prepare in advance." Cha Bai said softly, "Yeah". Li Nuo didn't hear clearly.

"what is this?"

A woman's voice came from the back room.

Inside the room, Cha Bai was wearing a white long-sleeved shirt and walked out of the room, holding a mobile phone in one hand.

On the screen was a message for a wedding ring appointment.

"Oh, let me mend your ring."

"Isn't it already there?"

Chabai refers to being in space...

"That's a corridor, this is reality. Although the two are connected, we are not."

Li Nuo shrugged his shoulders.

"Hehe~ I don't owe you anything."

"Thank you, Mr. Demon Hunter." Cha Bai threw the phone at him and asked worriedly: "Where did the money come from?"

"Fees." Li Nuo put his cell phone beside him and said, "The last time it sold badly, the comics were promoted and they got more than 200,000 yuan, but I guess it was only for this month. What will happen next month?" What."

"Oh." Cha Bai turned back and entered, picked up the broom, and said jokingly: "Luckily you didn't think about having a wedding."

"I don't have many friends."

Li Nuo's voice was calm, his bangs lying clean between his eyebrows, and he looked at her quietly.

"Not counting those uncles and aunts, only Uncle Xu. Apart from him... my friends of the same age... the only one who counts is missing. So I don't seem to be able to invite anyone, and I don't want to invite anyone."

Cha Bai looked back at him.

Infinite tenderness in his eyes.

"That kind of wedding is too boring, so didn't we just make up for it by having a wedding in space?"

"Too."

Cha Bai stopped talking, firmly remembering the plain and unusual loneliness in Li Nuo's words just now.

Li Nuo stood up and rummaged through the things on the table.

"Did you see my ear pick?"

"You put it away, I put it away."

Cha Bai put down the broom, opened the cabinet, stepped on his sandals and tiptoed to reach the small box on the top of the cabinet.

According to official records, 2B’s height is 168 centimeters. In fact, that includes high heels. Without the heels, he is actually about 160 centimeters.

"Wait a minute, Chabai...the high boots you wore before, the heels should be ten centimeters, right?"

"Um……"

"So your real height is 1.58 meters?"

"..."

"Why are your models of robots different in height?"

Li Nuo thought of Annabelle and White curiously.

"You are considered the shortest among Yoroha, right? I remember that Annabelle is at least 1.7 meters tall."

"If I were really that tall, wouldn't I have to look down at you if I put on high heels?"

Li Nuo is 1.76 meters tall, but in his words, if the disease hadn't restricted his growth, if he had grown up healthily, he would have been at least 1.9 meters tall.

"If Xing Kai hadn't been that tall, he might not have had the same relationship with Annabelle."

Cha Bai took the box and paused when he said this. He bit off the lid of the box with his beautiful teeth and turned around to give him the box when he suddenly saw Li Nuo's expression change.

"I remembered...I remembered something was wrong!"

Li Nuo suddenly widened his eyes and became energetic.

"Xing Kai!"

"what?"

"I'm going out. You can go downstairs for dinner."

Li Nuo said, then disappeared and went to the corridor.

Cha Bai froze in place.

quite a while.

She put down the box, walked to the sofa, and picked up Li Nuo's cell phone.

A guide to buying diamonds and a reservation code glowed on the screen.

She stared at it for a while with her eyebrows raised.

Finally the order was returned.

"Spending money indiscriminately..."

……

The first thing Li Nuo did when he returned to the "Endless Corridor" was to run into the ruined house and dig out the storage box.

The house in the space was destroyed, but the key storage equipment was indestructible.

A card was taken out of the box.

[Underground fighting competition in a border town]

Ok……

It was the Cairo Star fighting competition that Li Nuo went to before the "Contest for Hegemony".

There, he met Xing Kai in the real world for the first time.

Li Nuo remembered that Xing Kai said that he worked as a doctor near the fighting arena. If Xing Kai worked as a doctor nearby... then there must be an apartment or something like that.

When Li Nuo was thinking this, he had already entered the arena with a card.

[Warning: Level 60 strength cannot enter high-level combat areas. Please upgrade to at least level 70 before winning a hundred battles]

[Note: The highest level for participants in the low-level competition area is lv59 and the lowest is lv45]

Players will be directly in the registration stage after entering this area. In fact, more than half of the people in this fighting field are players.

Li Nuo's level has exceeded the standard for participating in low-level fighting competitions. In addition, he has won a hundred fights and is now in a situation of being blacklisted from the competition, but it doesn't matter.

[Whether to make a reservation to register for a higher level fighting match]

"Do not."

The purpose of his coming here is not to fight.

Besides, there are only two hours left to stay here as a player.

After a boring process, I found out the address of doctor Xing Kai.

Li Nuo used [Evil Witch's Decoction] to ignore obstacles and move forward a few meters, and the bug moved from the wall to outside the arena.

Then he took out the ticket, called the orangutan driver, and asked the orangutan brother to drive the truck there based on the address he inquired about.

The orangutan driver held up a sign while driving: "Have you considered joining our interstellar robbers?"

Li Nuo, the co-pilot, pursed his lips.

Maybe I would have agreed before.

But now, he had to weigh the dangers.

"You should think about it again." The elder brother held up the last sign.

Li Nuo feels like a stinky woman trying to catch a good guy now.

The journey takes about half an hour.

His balls ached when he was idle, and his mind couldn't stop spinning.

Traces of Xing Kai still exist in this world, which means that this guy is not dead. If he is alive and well, it means that Yacol has sent him to Annabell intact.

The agreement was completed.

The side also explains that the world of "NieR" is because of him, Chabai, and the Cairo Stars, and the newly opened world line belongs to the "Endless Corridor".

There were stars outside the window, and there was a blood-red light curtain in the night sky.

I wonder which star in the sky is Neil, and I wonder if Xing Kai there is already old and about to die.

Li Nuo thought more...

If Xing Kai's existence is still retained, then...

Half an hour later, the car stopped on the street of a small town.

Li Nuo got out of the car and looked up at the dilapidated building in front of him based on the address.

"If Xing Kai still exists in this world, then his things as a doctor should also exist in his residence."

Li Nuo took out a pen. According to the competition staff, this was the pen Xing Kai had used before. He smelled the smell on the pen and locked the specific house number of Xing Kai's room.

"I remember that the bastards of the 'Corridor of Eternal Life' and 'Corridor of the Sky' can bring abilities found in reality back to space..."

He took out a piece of wire.

Skillfully make it into a U shape.

Insert into the keyhole.

"Xing Kai has a connection with Yadan in reality, and he is a doctor from Cairo, so..."

Click.

The door opened.

It turns out that similar security doors are used throughout the universe.

"If Xing Kai has any medical books or other interesting things left behind, and I can bring them back to the space, it can be regarded as a kind of inheritance of real-life abilities, right?"

The room was dark and damp.

"Thanks, Xing Kai."

Li Nuo closed the door and started rummaging through the bookshelves.

It's difficult to get something related to the people of Cairo, and it's even harder if it involves things like blueprints or medical books.

There is a high probability that Xing Kai doesn't have anything crucial here.

But the thief will not be empty, and the man will not be the third wife.

Li Nuo didn't feel at ease if he didn't come to see it in person.

There is nothing useful on the bookshelves. Ninety percent of them are books and magazines banned under the 1880s, and there is even a photo album of the female orangutan from Cairo Star.

From Xing Kai's unscrupulous aesthetics, we can see how lonely this guy is.

沙~
Li Nuo opened a white curtain and picked up a hard-cover book from the table inside.

After opening it, the first thing I saw was Xing Kai's record of the past.

"I want to kill myself."

This is the first sentence on the first page.

The date is probably several decades old.

"That guy named Yadan gave me a long life, but I have nothing to do..."

There are many blank pages in between.

then……

"I went to a place and holy shit...can you imagine that was a game?"

"She is a machine called Yorha. It is different from those fleshy toilets with long legs and thin waists that I remember. She was seriously injured. She only had steel bones and circuits all over her body. I am a doctor. I can't see anyone being injured in front of me... …”

"I saved her."

"Her name is Annabelle, and she actually saved me."

From then on, Xing Kai was always looking for records of leaving the space, but as long as there was news about the corridor, there were blank lines.

Li Nuo didn't look back. He closed the diary. This was Xing Kai's story. It was over. It should lie on the page and slowly turn yellow.

Although he really wants to read other people's diaries...

Li Nuo noticed that there was an ordinary-looking parchment book on the table.

And then...it jumped out of the panel.

[Doctor's Notes]

【Excellent quality】

[Brief description: This doctor has been researching the antidote for the "logic virus" for the woman he longed for, but he accidentally came up with a lot of useless things. He stored all his hard work in The notes include the basic medical treatment of "Cairo Star" and the decomposition records of "Endless Corridor" high-priced medicines, but...]

"but?"

[Side mission has been triggered: The soul of the note]

[Task Difficulty: lv65]

[Mission details: This notebook cannot be taken out of the room. It has a special code lock left by Xing Kai, which is the guardian spirit of the notebook. Only by defeating the guardian spirit of the notebook can you obtain the knowledge inside]

[Task reward: Obtain information from the notes, including "Cairo Doctor's Pharmacy"]

[Failure: Notes destroyed immediately]

[Tip: The content of this note is related to your alchemy]

Li Nuo's throat rolled.

The guardian spirit of notes?

When he was doubtful, suddenly, uncontrollable hostility lit up in the depths of his eyes, which came from the dream hunter's perception and killing intention of the demon.

A pale hand...

It was pressing on his shoulder...

A pretty face rested on Li Nuo's shoulder.

Eyes shifted sideways.

He saw the face of the guardian spirit.

"Fujiang..."

(End of this chapter)