As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 351: The elf who howls to convey sound

"12 gold coins."

The staff of the weapons workshop handed the order to Li Nuo.

It reads: [Mercury Cane] and [Black Order Coat] upgraded to +17.

"So expensive?"

"Nonsense, the higher the upgrade, the more you spend. Don't you understand this?"

Li Nuo was speechless.

He had no choice but to take out the [Workshop Discount Coupon]. After the last competition, the system rewarded fifty coupons.

The staff member was stunned for a moment: "...Well, okay."

Li Nuo took out another scroll [Equipment upgraded to +15 for free].

As the main weapon, there is no special entry to trigger when upgrading to +17. In addition to purely increasing the attack power, an entry of "strength value +20" will be added. He doesn't understand why you have a cane to increase strength when you have nothing to do. Anyway, if you don't add it, you won't add it. It just so happens that his strength is weak. Otherwise, there is no way he could be a hunk in the arms of the Pope.

Li Nuo would rather keep the ingredients to make decoction than use them on possible wrong paths.

Moreover, the maintenance station does not accept the general players. You have to complete several difficult side tasks before you can obtain the license. Sauron has more than 20 licenses.

The staff robots also have to sell products. For example, in the workshop, they will sell some repair tools, which is called: good things that cannot be bought in the mall.

"You bunch of robots still want to perform well?"

The only thing Li Nuo cared about this outfit was its resistance to curses.

This incident reflects a problem. As long as we don't treat Sauron as a human being, but as a prop storage warehouse, Sauron is actually a good person.

Back to the present.

Immediately afterwards, Li Nuo did not go to the skills workshop.

[Special entry: White scarf of sacrificial collar, physical strength increased by 2.5%]

……

[Attribute bonus: Insight +16]

【Excellent quality】

He now wants to go to the newly unlocked central city. After Marger disappears, someone needs to make some mechanical modifications.

In addition, the turnover of staff while working is also included in the performance.

"That said, why don't you look at performance these days?"

[Equipment requirements: Insight 25]

What if the standard is not met?
It's simple. You are assigned to be a practical operator in the "RPG Simulation Master" script below level 25.

One of these two guys was fainted, the other had a broken arm, and both were wearing masks.

In fact, it is the same as the shampoo sold in hair salons. It looks great, but the actual effect is not much different from soap.

According to the address provided by Solon, Li Nuo walked through an upward ramp.

……

So Li Nuo only needs to take care of his "butt plug".

As the saying goes, Chabai is responsible for serious matters.

In terms of equipment, after reaching +17, you need to get materials from the script to open the next branch. The so-called materials are like [pixel rough stones], but they need to be compatible with the weapons. This aspect requires the guidance of someone with deep knowledge of equipment. , such as Marger, otherwise the weapon upgrade will fall into a "wrong evolution".

[Effect 2: After formulating your own beliefs, the effect of Holy Light skills increases by 12%]

[Effect 1: Resistance to "Full Curse" attacks increases by 65%]

The staff took it over and observed it repeatedly: "Brother, we have no performance if you act like this."

Li Nuo originally wanted to upgrade Cha Bai's things, but Cha Bai didn't believe in his seriousness. If you give him a pacifier, he can change the pacifier into a butt plug.

Li Nuo exchanged 4000 gold coins for two copies.

There are a large number of players in the central area of ​​Basel.

But Li Nuo and Nanami, two guys who are resistant to curses, can kill a group of them alone.

As for weapons and equipment, that's it for now.

[Black Church Hunter's Coat +17]

During this period of communication with Sauron, Li Nuo got a piece of information: there is a very cool long-range gun repair room in the central area.

After a pause, the wall of the building on the left suddenly shattered, and the two players were knocked out, wiping the ground and sliding past Li Nuo.

The ability to resist curses is considered a rare species in the Corridor. The simplest example is that when facing the group of guys playing witchcraft and illusion in the "Corridor of the End", Sauron, who had no curse resistance, was almost beaten to death.

Then there's the cane.

There are still some accessories extracted during this period, but the maximum of accessories and equipment is +12. Most of them need to be upgraded in the script. The upper limit of +12 cannot be exceeded in the workshop, which can be regarded as a disguised incentive for players to harm the script. a method.

[Brief description: It has no physical defense capabilities, not at all, but it specializes in mental attacks]

[Note: Cannot be used with other jacket equipment]

Above level 60, the faces between players are no longer protected by mosaics. Most of the players living here have the ability to detect each other's data. Wearing a mask is usually useless. Even so, there are still people wearing masks, without any protection. It deceives others first.

"Um...are you okay?"

Li Nuo kindly pulled one of them up.

The man thanked him, pulled out a kitchen knife from his waist, and walked back cursing.

After the player left, Li Nuo put a key obtained from him using [Steal] into his underwear.

[Specially inferior master key]

[Effect: Any door has a 10% probability of being opened]

He stole an [Inferior Master Key] from the "Icarus" script, and he can try to synthesize it when he goes back.

boom--!
There was another explosion from behind.

Li Nuo glanced sideways, then turned into an alley and left.

The building that exploded was a gathering place for a small guild.

After players set up a guild, they can choose to rent a house from the indigenous people in Basel, and then expand the "base" as the guild continues to grow.

The essence is very similar to farming.

But this has nothing to do with Li Nuo. Anyway, the guild he belongs to belongs to the aborigines.

The original purpose of players joining a guild is simply to gain system rewards or to win over people. It is difficult for aboriginal guilds to win over people, so... there are basically no players in organizations like the Fifth Detective Guild.

Li Nuo stared at the group of players who were having a civil war in the guild, looked at them for a few moments, and then turned around and left.

Inside the guild where the fight was going on, there were a few people watching the excitement. They had just seen Li Nuo.

"Does it look like that person?"

"Which one?"

"The guy who killed [Critical] in the video of the competition three months ago."

"Impossible~"

A few people chatted casually and didn't care about what happened after tea and dinner.

After that competition, several players burned the videos taken at that time into CDs and sold them.

That battle basically matched what Croyd said.

"It will become a legend."

[Critical One] got one of his predictions right.

Li Nuo and his methods are indeed beyond the understanding of existing players. When everyone regards their ultimate move as their trump card, these two have already achieved a draw with A, which is a super kill. Any player with combat experience can just watch that video , you can understand how valuable that offensive and defensive battle is.

But [Critical One] did not predict the second one.

Less than a minute after the tape was released, records related to the "Fifth Detective Guild" were heavily mosaic-ed.

It's the king's residual warmth that's affecting it.

When it was fed back to the videotape, it turned out to be Croyd fighting a moving mosaic. It looked like a pornographic film, and in the end it was nothing.

However, some people still used poor painting skills to depict Li Nuo's appearance.

I just said that it was a poor drawing technique, and everyone only knew that it was probably a demon hunter.

In addition, Li Nuo has been wandering around wearing various masks left by Marjie. When he leaves the house, he must activate [Magic Suppression] to reduce his attribute values, so no one knows who he is.

But now that I know...it doesn't matter anymore.

At least in the "Endless Corridor", in areas below level 80, Li Nuo is already at the top.

About ten minutes later, Li Nuo walked to the food court in the central area.

Li Nuo knocked on an iron door with his knuckles.

creak.

The door opens.

A blonde girl with messy hair stood behind the door, looking at Li Nuo with sleepy eyes, looking up and down.

"Turn left at the prostitute's house."

"Fix the gun."

Li Nuo took out the store customer license.

The girl took it, glanced at it, and laughed.

"That friend who is lame with four eyes."

Li Nuo has sharp eyes.

He saw the rough lines on the girl's fingers and the thin muscle lines on her forearms.

The world of "The End of Eternity" is a "holy land" for firearms. It is impossible for girls to open shops and workshops to grab business without real skills.

"Then Si Yan still owes me a sum of money. Do you want to pay him back?"

"Otherwise, my expenses this time will be charged to Siyan."

"also."

The girl led Li Nuo into the house.

"Eminem, this is my name."

Li Nuo took out the [Malorian] to be transformed.

As Li Nuo's close combat ability becomes stronger and stronger, the usage rate of this gun is also getting lower and lower.

Speaking of this gun...it's actually pretty cool. It's a combination of Johnny Silverhand and Adam's Hammer. It has the precision of a kinetic revolver and the explosive power of the [Eight-Star Gun]. You can switch between the pistol and the shotgun at any time and fire. When using a gun, you can shoot [mercury bullets] by releasing magic power. In shotgun mode, there is also a combination of explosive bullets and magic bullets.

In pistol mode, the range reaches more than 2 kilometers. With Li Nuo's dynamic vision, it can achieve the effect of a sniper rifle.

It has both physical damage and magic damage. It is a treasure-like equipment in the hands of any player, but... Li Nuo has too many choices now. He can use [Blood Mist] to sneak attack, and he can just use [Decoction Grid] recklessly. 】 Go up and attack hard. Except for certain monster enemies, usually the time it takes to pull the trigger is enough for him to get close to the target and insert the cane into the eye.

But the next script involves "Monster Hunter", so he still needs the strengthening of this long-range weapon.

The strength of the dragons in "Monster Hunter"... Li Nuo could roughly guess it by looking at the fire dragons he had raised. Anyway, if he could beat them, he would lose a piece of meat.

"Your gun... is pretty good-looking."

Eminem took it and looked at it twice, then his eyes changed slightly.

"Who did it?"

"Former teammates."

Eminem didn't say anything nonsense, flicked the butt of the gun, and the pistol transformed into a shotgun.

This scene convinced Li Nuo that this girl's abilities were real.

"Give me a moment."

Eminem waved his hand and used his slender arms to pull down the messy parts on the table. He placed the gun on the modification table, put on a pair of cylindrical glasses, and turned the scale on the lens barrel to see through the internal structure of the gun.

Then he took out something similar to a magic crystal, called [Quartz], which is a device similar to a magic energy storage device in this world view. He placed it on the gun and sucked out a small amount of magic factor.

"genius."

"what……"

Li Nuo probably knew what this girl was going to say.

"The person who modified this gun for you is a genius!" Eminem stroked the gun body as if he were seeing a treasure: "The types of bullets that can be loaded involve two different world views. Firearms ignite the propellant and generate huge pressure by firing. , push the projectile out. The firing pin in the gun hits the back of the bullet, triggering the bullet gunpowder, and the recoil generated is like a rocket. The barrel wall has a spiral texture, and the bullet actually rotates at high speed when it is fired, which ensures that the bullet does not deviate from the course. , hit the target more accurately.”

Eminem looked at Li Nuo.

"Your gun has a buffer handle, and in order to prevent the recoil from being too high, the creator also injected magic energy into the interior and used magic factors as a pad to slow down the impact. In order to increase the rate of fire when the bullet is fired, even There is 'biogas' injection."

"Wait...are you talking about biogas?"

"Yes!" Ammu looked back at the gun.

"That's why I'm a genius. I used the burst of swamp gas to accelerate the bullet. In order to prevent the recoil, I made an invisible magic pad on the muzzle."

The girl even put the gun to her nose and smelled it.

"And detergent?"

"Ah..." Li Nuo slapped his forehead hard: "I thought there was no biogas..."

Marger actually used a method that could deceive the demon hunter's nose and put a biogas storage device inside the gun.

"It's a good thing you came to me, otherwise when the methane gas runs out, the power of your gun will be weakened." Ammu turned the gun around on his finger, held the gun with both arms in front, and pointed at the price list on the wall. Biao said: "I will install something similar to a biogas system for you, plus the maintenance fee, the total will be 12 gold coins."

She looked at Li Nuo.

The two stared at each other for ten minutes.

"Why didn't you say it was expensive?"

"Because you have other needs."

When Eminem heard what Li Nuo said, he didn't hide it and said with a smile: "Introduce me to the person who made this gun!"

"Then what?" Li Nuo thought it was interesting.

"Then?" Eminem said: "He must be an amazing guy, otherwise it would be impossible to have this kind of brain circuit. I want to be a friend with him, even if we are peers, it doesn't matter, um, friends, or something more."

Li Nuo sometimes wonders why so many women fall in love with Marjie.

Excluding the fact that the Eminem in front of me has other needs, the rest...you said they don't know that he plays shit? I definitely know!
Judging by his face, it’s true that Ma Ge’s appearance is the antonym of “shit”.

Li Nuo also asked Cha Bai later, and Cha Bai said: "They don't understand thoroughly."

"I brought him to you, what benefits can you give me?" Li Nuo followed the principle of an alchemist and added: "Exchange of equal value."

"I'll give you a 30% discount."

"Two fold."

"make a deal."

Li Nuo instantly regretted that he would have asked for free if he had known it.

"But that guy isn't here." Li Nuo continued his offensive: "I asked you to help with the transformation just to save him. I need this gun to kill the dragon."

He said and took out a drawing.

[Drawings of Dragon Cannon]

This thing was exchanged from Xiao Wu not long ago.

"Isn't this a 30mm artillery shell?"

Li Nuo was stunned when Eminem asked.

"It's up to you anyway."

Eminem asked: "How to pay?"

Li Nuo said without even thinking: "Count it on the lame man with four eyes."

"okay."

"how long?"

"If it's a simple renovation, six days will be enough."

It happened to be the day when the script was started.

"make a deal."

Six days later.

When Li Nuo came to get the gun, Sauron happened to be...

"What a coincidence."

"What a coincidence, sir..." Sauron stared at him and said, "You put the blame on me!"

"It's safe~you have a lot of money~"

According to Li Nuo's calculations, Sauron is making money everywhere because of the characteristics of [Quester]. The most indispensable thing is money. In addition, his organization is all male and they usually don't spend money blindly. So far, the biggest expenditure is still The employment fee paid to Xiao Wu——20W.

Today, besides coming to pick up things for Brother Rifle, Sauron was called by Eminem to settle the bill for Li Nuo.

Sauron is sitting in a wheelchair, and Larulas has evolved into Gardevoir to push the wheelchair for him.

Although Gardevoir has changed its gender, it still regards itself as a male.

In Li Nuo's list of his favorite two-dimensional women in life, the body of "Yu Yu Hakusho" and Nausicaa of "Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind" are tied for first place. There are more than thirty people in the second position, including Shana. Duo, it is worth mentioning that there is no 2B, but there is Commander White, but he has already made a decoction.

Li Nuo greeted Gardevoir and comforted him in a low voice: "At least it is biologically female."

"Stop talking, I accept my fate." Soren said: "Our current team title is not suitable for female players, so I have long decided to decentralize the policy and implement an alliance system."

The general meaning is... forming an alliance with the female team, but in Li Nuo's mind, this is called a group dating meeting.

There is indeed one female player who is currently allied with Sauron, Xiao Wu.

Since the appearance fee is too high, this alliance is the same as no alliance.

Back to the present.

Eminem was in the back room not knowing what he was doing, and the two of them started chatting casually.

Li Nuo was curious about one thing: "By the way, you should have prosthetic limbs, why do you use a wheelchair?"

Sauron sneered: "There are a lot of players around here, and they usually don't mess with the river. But once they feel that there is a target that is easy to bully, those guys will come out. I am sitting in a wheelchair, and I look like I am easy to bully... "

"Ah." Li Nuo understood: "So you treat yourself as a bitch on the street to attract perverts, and then you will dance like a fairy."

Sauron originally wanted to pretend to be cool, but he said it as if he was pretending to be serious, so the topic suddenly stopped talking.

After a few seconds of silence.

"Your next script may involve "Monster Hunter", right?" Sauron reminded: "I have received rumors that since "Monster Hunter" is related to the intersection of the celestial sphere, there are a lot of magically modified worlds, so be careful. "

The implication is, do you want to trade something?

Li Nuo: "Just say there is something new."

Soren took out three bullets from the armrest of his wheelchair.

【Fairy Bullet】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: Ammunition containing fairy attributes has twice the effect damage on dragon attribute creatures]

[Brief description: Since the emergence of the "demon type", the status of "dragon type" Pokémon has declined again]

Gardevoir: "~~"

This thing is obviously something Sauron made using Gardevoir's fairy attributes.

Li Nuo picked up the bullet and glanced at it a few times: "Make a price."

Sauron: "Forget the gold coins, are there any medicines or something like that?"

Li Nuo took out a tube of green and blue potion from his inner pocket.

[Potion that is both H and M]

[Quality: Epic]

[Effect: Taking into account the dual effects of blood medicine and ether, restoring blood and mana by 50%, and increasing physical and demon defense by 10% within 20 seconds after use]

[Brief description: Double pass]

(Production method: blood medicine + ether + dwarf spirits + Tomie’s flesh and blood + magic crystal + the great second brother of the vapor wave world + monster pills of Bloodborne Curse + several pharmaceuticals from the Icarus world)

Potions that replenish blood and mana are also available in the mall. The medicine priced at 5000 only restores 20% of the total amount of blood and mana, which is not as good as the bottle in Li Nuo's hand.

"I just practiced it yesterday." Li Nuo handed the potion bottle to Sauron and said: "I have a pot in my hand, about ten bottles, the quality is epic, you should owe me, one for three, Do you want it?"

The price of making a pot of this thing is 3W gold coins.

If Li Nuo hadn't been desperate these days, he wouldn't have come up with such an epic thing.

"make a deal."

The two exchanged things.

In addition, Sauron is here to get a modified submachine gun for Brother Rifle, and Li Nuo happens to have a blueprint of the [Shit-Raising Gun] left by Marjie.

Sauron bought it for 5000 gold coins.

He plans to force Brother Rifle to use this [Shit-Raising Gun] when he goes back. Anyway, Brother Rifle is the one who is desperate, and it has nothing to do with them.

At this time, Li Nuo heard slight snoring in the room.

He opened the door.

Ammu, who had just delivered the goods to Sauron, was sleeping on the table. The girl was still holding the modified [Malorian] in her hand.

Li Nuo took a flash bomb from Sauron's hand.

ten minutes later.

Amu, who had recovered, handed the gun to Li Nuo.

Then, Eminem rubbed his eyes that were almost blinded and said, "If you do this again next time, I will pay more."

Sauron's heart skipped a beat.

Eminem looked at him: "What are you looking at me for?"

Li Nuo looked at Eminem, who had half bare shoulders, and said with a smile: "Men without girlfriends often live in dirty public toilets in their hearts."

Eminem blushed: "..."

Sauron: "You should be more unfaithful."

Li Nuo picked up the gun nonchalantly and glanced at the newly added entry panel.

[Dragon Cannon Mode: Consume a large-caliber magic bullet to transform the firearm into a Dragon Cannon and shoot it. It can store one large 30mm ammunition at a time, and the cooling time is ten minutes]

The bullets mentioned in the panel are sold here.

Converted into player gold coins, each one cost ten thousand. It was said to be something smuggled from outside. Li Nuo felt a pain in his heart, but he quickly accepted the reality and bought twenty more magic ammunition that could release the paralyzing power grid. A bullet costs 500 gold coins, and including the dragon cannon shells, the total cost is .

Li Nuo pointed his gun at Sauron.

Transform into dragon cannon mode.

Malorian's predecessor changed into fine pieces, forming a ring around Li Nuo's arm, and a red ball appeared in front of his palm.

"Magic bullet firing modes." Eminem explained: "In short, your gun now has three modes."

Li Nuo couldn't help but wonder if this would be transformed by Marger... would it spurt out of the red ball...

[Please enter the script within 2 hours]

The sound of the system reaches your ears.

"Let's go." Li Nuo put away the gun.

Sauron: "I have something to say."

At this moment, a small teleportation port appeared between the two of them, and an elf the size of a palm flew out of the teleportation port.

The elf was naked, beautiful in appearance, fluttering its translucent wings, and landed in Li Nuo's hands.

After Marger disappeared, the microphone could not be adjusted, and Victor alone could not make a sound transmission device suitable for different scripts, so... Chabai used [Sawaguchi Yasuko's eyeballs] to make a magic microphone.

That is the elf in Li Nuo's hands.

Sauron saw the panel at a glance and wanted to do it.

"That... Li Nuo..."

"Wait a moment."

Li Nuo carefully held the elf in his hand.

His left hand suddenly grasped the cute body of the elf and squeezed it hard, causing the elf to vomit blood and howl:
"Li Nuo! Nanami said that we should go to Wenke's place! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for me! Nanami said that we should go to Wink's place!"

Snapped!
The elf was crushed, indicating the end of the sound transmission.

That's how this microphone is used... Li Nuo doesn't understand why such a serious girl like Cha Bai would create such a weird thing.

"Sauron, what did you just say?"

Sauron looked at the pool of blood in Li Nuo's hand and the elf whose internal organs were pinched out, and shook his head.

"never mind."

……

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ps: (There is something wrong with the new computer...I will make up for what I owe tomorrow)
(End of this chapter)