As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 395: 48 Hours of Life and Death

Chapter 395: Forty-Eight Hours of Life and Death

Police station.

Policeman Lao Zhou sat behind the table, took a sip from the teacup, and glanced across at the opposite side.

Smack your lips.

"hiss……"

Lao Zhou shook his head.

"Tsk..."

Old Zhou frowned, smacked his lips, and then shook his head.

"Ouch..."

Li Nuo: "Brother Zhou, is my sister-in-law cheating on me?"

"Fuck you..." Old Zhou swallowed the word "Mom" forcefully.

"Li Nuo..."

"what?"

"are you crazy?"

"Yes, didn't you know that I was sick a long time ago?" Li Nuo took out his cell phone and found a medical record: "Congenital Immunodeficiency Syndrome."

Snapped!
Old Zhou couldn't stand it anymore and slammed the table!
"Your fight with a bunch of menopausal aunts is also related to this disease!?"

Li Nuo nodded: "I often have neurological symptoms such as headaches, dementia, ataxia and mental confusion."

Lao Zhou felt like he was going crazy.

He has been a conscientious police officer in this area for more than ten years. It was under Lao Zhou's nose that Li Nuo first showed his criminal talent. Li Nuo was only thirteen years old that year.

Time flies, and that little bastard has become a real bastard. Old Zhou is still upset about the fact that Li Nuo has not been reformed.

A year ago, Lao Zhou was transferred due to work reasons and just came back these two days.

He could never have imagined that just after returning, Li Nuo actually got into a fight with a group of middle-aged women who wanted to dance square dance, and Li Nuo was the one who got beaten.

If it were someone else, they could just mediate and the matter would basically be over.

Li Nuo is different.

He was obviously trying to scam people, he wanted to be beaten on purpose, he was very bad.

Li Nuo: "Brother, believe me, dementia and brain disease are really related to that disease. Theoretically, I am in a critical condition and I won't live for many days, so you must help me with this matter."

Lao Zhou: "You mean the time when two aunts pushed you to the ground and kicked you..."

Li Nuo: "Well, I want them to pay me, or I will tell everyone that they are having an affair."

Lao Zhou: "But you've already been shouting downstairs with a loud speaker."

Li Nuo: "I don't care, Brother Zhou. If you don't help me, I will be your son's guardian spirit after I die."

"Stop it!" Lao Zhou stopped him immediately: "Brother... The problem is, although the aunties hit you first, the little girl used the toilet plunger to plug the aunties' mouths... This is a bit confusing... You guys are fighting each other."

"Ah... yes, this was beyond my expectation... If I had known, I would have blocked her ears when she slept..." Li Nuo regretted.

"Hmm?" Old Zhou frowned slightly, and the police officer's sensitivity to crime suddenly popped up in his mind: "No... Brother, this involves..."

“That’s my wife.”

"..."

"Really, I didn't find a lady."

"Haha... Li Nuo..."

"Brother, do you think she is normal?"

Lao Zhou thought for a moment and said, "Not normal... and one of its arms is missing..."

Li Nuo asked seriously, "What do you mean? What do you think of me as a woman?"

"I didn't say she was..."

"But your discrimination against a disabled girl has already been revealed in the words you just used."

Lao Zhou: "No, it's off... off! What are you talking about!"

Only now did Lao Zhou realize that the offense and defense seemed to have changed.

Li Nuo: "Isn't it clear yet? Brother Zhou, you slandered my family, and I'm trying to blackmail you. Unless..."

"Okay... got it."

Lao Zhou stood up.

"I'll help you mediate. I'll discuss with the aunts how to resolve the issue of the little girl using the plunger."

"Okay~"

Li Nuo smiled as cheerfully as a child.

"Thank you, Brother Zhou."

9 p.m.

Li Nuo took a bag of chive dumplings and a box of grilled oysters from Lao Zhou.

"Brother...it's really not necessary."

"I think you should use it."

Lao Zhou spoke with great sincerity.

The middle-aged man looked at Cha Bai who was standing on the street waiting for Li Nuo and sighed.

"Where did you pick it up?"

"In the game."

"Fuck, you didn't say you used a Poké Ball to collect it."

Li Nuo looked at him silently.

Lao Zhou was stunned: "Uh, you don't really want to say that?"

"Li Nuo..." Cha Bai called him softly, because he could sense some hostility coming from Li Nuo.

But in Lao Zhou's ears, he heard a girl's dependence.

"Let's go."

"Thanks, Brother Zhou."

This was the second time Li Nuo said thank you that night.

He always says "thank you" to people around him, and no matter whether he means it sincerely or not, the listeners will take it to heart.

"If you want to support her, stop bending over like you used to."

Li Nuo smiled.

"If I stand up straight, someone might die, so it's better for me to be a little timid."

"Stop talking nonsense and go."

"By the way, Brother Zhou."

"Ok?"

"Can I get the money for the plunger?"

"roll."

Cha Bai took Li Nuo's arm, and they both nodded to Lao Zhou at the same time, saying "see you later".

In Lao Zhou's sight, in the dimly lit streets, the sickly man and the girl with a broken arm were walking out of place in the crowd. It was hard to tell whether it was romance or tragedy.

Anyway, Li Nuo felt that what he experienced today was quite tragic: "Why did you have nothing better to do than to use a plunger to poke those aunties' mouths…"

Cha Bai smiled and said, "Well, I'll pay attention next time."

Li Nuo: "If there are any neighborhood incidents like this in the future, avoid them. Many things are more troublesome than fighting and killing."

Cha Bai smiled: "Well, I understand."

Li Nuo felt something was wrong.

"Did you take the wrong medicine?"

"Well, I took the wrong medicine."

"Have you read my diary?"

"Are you putting it there for me to see sincerely?" Cha Bai stared into his eyes, then smiled and said, "It seems unintentional."

"You'd better learn something." Li Nuo looked at him vaguely.

Cha Bai: "Okay, when I go to Ikaros and become someone who is not a player, I will definitely put down my butcher knife."

A van drove by the side of the road, splashing water. Li Nuo subconsciously stood in front of it to keep the dirty water away from her.

Li Nuo stared at the van with a frown on his face. Judging from the speed, something was wrong. When he began to analyze whether there was something wrong with the car, the system voice of a real-life script popped up in his ears.

[The reality script has been triggered]

[The Kidnapped Driver]

[Mission details: There is a damn rich man tied up in that car. You need to find information about this car. To do this, it is best to go to the police station.]

"Can I really go?"

Cha Bai pulled Li Nuo back to his senses and interrupted the system's forecast.

She meant not just "Ikaros", but also people like Xing Kai who don't act like players.

"Didn't I promise you?" Li Nuo retracted his gaze, looked ahead, and pulled her towards home: "But that depends on what we experience in the future. Who knows what strange things we will encounter? We should take it one step at a time."

Cha Bai followed him, smiling and not responding. In fact, it didn't matter where he went, as long as he was there.

"So which step should we take today?"

"Go home and eat."

"Have you finished eating?"

"what……"

Li Nuo realized what was going to happen.

He hasn't paid his grain tax for almost a month, so theoretically paying a round shouldn't be a problem.

But before he could speak, Cha Bai told him the bad news.

"We still have forty umbrella covers left. This is the amount of exercise you will have in the next forty-eight hours."

Li Nuo was silent and his face turned pale. For the first time, he felt that leek dumplings and oysters were so familiar.

"I said... is it that cool?"

Cha Bai replied with a smile: "Anyway, you can buy gender-changing mint from the tombstone, do you want to try it?"

Li Nuo didn't understand: "Do we have to fight to the death?"

When the player level exceeds 60, certain things in reality will be inherited, including physical abilities and some modifications. Disassembled things like floating hands are considered "external possessions", but if you install a lamp inside your body, it will be considered part of your internal organs.

So two nights later.

Because there were constant flashes in the house, the property management received a complaint and saved Li Nuo's life.

When Li Nuo was rescued, his cheeks were deflated and his face was yellow.

But Chabai's breasts have become a little bigger in the past two days.

Li Nuo learned something from this: increased secretion of a certain hormone in women's bodies and repeated stimulation of a certain gland can lead to swelling, but for women with semi-mechanical bodies, this is not the case. However, Cha Bai's physiological phenomenon shows that she really has an incredible [sex doll chip] installed in her body.

Thinking back to Cyberpunk, he was worried about being hunted by the Mirror Master, but he never expected that the thing in Cyberpunk that almost killed him was actually the [Sex Doll Chip]...

——"Female sorcerers are the real female night demons." The advice that a certain demon hunter kept in his mind.

Day three.

Li Nuo sat in front of the tombstone in the space with disheveled hair and dirty face.

Since he hadn't shown up for nearly three days, Maljie didn't ask, but he could probably guess what had happened.

As for Nanami, Li Nuo didn't ask. From Maljie's cautious behavior, he could probably guess what had happened.

Strictly speaking anyway.

If there is a next life, they both want to be women.

Especially Li Nuo, men who want to be gigolos have to buy a work permit, but it is much easier for women. They can just register a few accounts to make money, sell their bodies and satisfy their souls. But they all end up in the grave anyway, from dust to ashes.

He always thinks, if I were a girl, I would have been a multi-millionaire long ago.

Back to the topic.

Li Nuo and Soren are talking on the phone.

He already knew the news that the long-haired man had joined Sauron's team, so Li Nuo came up with a bold idea.

Prometheus, one of the people in the group with long hair, has joined a mechanical cult. As we all know, one must go to "NieR" before joining a cult. Players who enter the world of "NieR" will more or less think about the bad idea of transforming themselves. The transformation of the mechanical cult has some problems, which will have some strange effects on the players. For example, Prometheus now regards Malge as the leader. Even though he knows that Malge is the only player, he sometimes can't control himself.

Then an industrial chain emerged.

Li Nuo can conquer players through Maljie, and then hand over the players transformed by the cult to Sauron, and finally Sauron can establish a strange industrial chain.

"That sounds good." "Yeah, killing the players won't give you anything good, why not give it a try?"

"Ah."

Soran sneered.

"You plan to use the players created by the cult to infiltrate my inner circle, and then use me as a backup camp at any time, right?"

Li Nuo sometimes particularly hated dealing with Sauron.

Four Eyes is so smart.

"Don't you want female players?"

Cassim's voice came from the other side.

"Li Nuo, don't think about it. Our team will never have female members."

This starts with the team name.

The team title that needs all members to be above level 70 to be unlocked, such as Li Nuo and his team. Before Maljie left the team, the team title that could not be used was [Dangerous Agent], and they could set tasks for their own team.

Most team titles are actually not very useful.

The team name of Adam's group is [Doom Attractors], which is actually similar to [Danger Agents] in effect, except that the former attract dangerous and lucrative tasks to themselves, while the latter set tasks for themselves.

And Sauron and his people are very suitable for their situation.

【Cowherd Group】

[It can be turned on by entering the scenario. As long as all members are present and they are all male, everyone's attack power against women will increase by 5%]

So Soren unlocked a new personal title.

【Head of the Cowherd Group】

Soran's team includes all kinds of men.

There is Zeref who is good-looking, Cassim who is a passive type, Ark who looks like a gangster, Roy who is a general-like uncle, the useless rifle man, the newly joined long-haired man and others also have their own characteristics. Even if there are those with perverted hobbies who like male girls, Gardevoir with maternal ambition can make up the number.

In short, Sauron, who wanted to build the strongest team, inadvertently turned his team into the best gigolo group in the "Endless Corridor". This was Sauron's injury.

Li Nuo couldn't understand how he, a second-generation rich man, ended up with only men around him.

Moreover, Sauron is not just an ordinary rich second generation. His real identity can be the male lead in the idol drama of the domineering president in the last century.

As an ally, Li Nuo wanted to comfort Soran, so he said, “Hahahahahahahahahaha!”

Cassim over there also: “Hahahahahahahaha!”

Yake roared, "Hahahaha, fuck, hahahaha...you guys are crazy!"

"Be serious!" Soran yelled, and then returned to the topic.

The main topic he discussed with Li Nuo was the [mega stone].

According to Sauron's memory, there are indeed some things that can consecrate the [fine raw stone], but it will take him some time to do it. As for the result, he will talk about it later.

Then there's Maljie's side.

[Status Holder] Specific materials are required for the first promotion.

The promotion materials for [Rescuer] can be found in the space bookshelf. Li Nuo handed the list of materials to Soran, and he used Soran as a supplier.

"Just give me two weeks."

"Can I get it for free?"

"Li Nuo, what do you think?"

Sauron refused outright, so Li Nuo showed some kindness.

"Come over here, I'll give you something."

"Just pass something over."

Li Nuo looked back above the noisy fortress.

"Besides giving you something... Lao Ma just came back, and Shou Ge came over. We decided to celebrate his return by playing games. So you might as well just come over."

"what game?"

Soran knew this was an invitation.

Li Nuo said: "Rebirth of Lolita Island, online version."

"Is it fun?"

"Ok!"

"wait for me."

Soran knew a little about almost everything, but he was very serious, so he would miss some particularly indecent things. He didn't know how outrageous this game was.

Hang up communication.

Maljer came down from the maintenance shop.

"check it out."

Ma Ge did some damage to Li Nuo's [Weapon Box].

He used the [Combination Goggles] to observe that Li Nuo had a torture device in his hand that could be combined with the [Weapon Box].

This torture device is the "ball in mouth" obtained at the beginning of entering the "Chuangjie Mountain". Its full name is [Special Power Suppression Ball for Female Prisoners].

The effect only works on women.

Li Nuo was beating monsters along the way. For those dragons, the ball gag was too small and could not be used.

Malger put the two together, and finally the [Weapon Box] gained a new ability.

[Dark Realm: Put a creature with 10% HP remaining in the weapon box (the creature cannot weigh more than twice as much as you). In the weapon box, it will be tortured by darkness and will only have 2% HP left after it finally comes out of the box. Its mental strength is close to collapse. The cooldown time after using it once is 48~72 hours.]

"Can I try it on you?" Li Nuo asked.

"Stop it." Maljie said listlessly, "I'm not in the mood lately..."

After Ma Ge came back, he experienced Nanami's revenge, was laid off by the hospital, and his house was flooded. After a series of blows, he finally recovered a little last night. It is worth mentioning that it was exactly when Li Nuo was rescued by the property management. This is called a partner.

Of course, the most important thing is... His mind is full of what to do with Sawa, and there is a requirement to "quit smoking" in the twenty-year agreement, which makes him very sad.

Here I will talk about Maljie's script rewards.

Since he was teleported away before the end of the competition, the rewards were distributed after he returned from "Chuangjie Mountain".

First of all, one of the rewards for the tournament is that the winning team will obtain a special ability, which must be in line with the player's characteristics.

For example, Cha Bai got the [Ghost Back] and Li Nuo got the [Pile Driver].

Maljer received...

[Swamp Escape]

[Type: Passive Skill]

[Effect: When attacked, it will automatically transform into a swamp gas incarnation, and the main body will be teleported behind the attacker]

[Brief description: He left, turned around, and left only a pile of shit]

Li Nuo has long been accustomed to Maljie's various abilities related to the lower three roads, so he is not surprised until now.

Compared to [Swamp Escape], the explosion comes later.

Li Nuo and Cha Bai originally obtained the precious things from Sawaguchi Yasuko and Kloyd.

Yasuko Sawaguchi's eyes were used to create the "Voiceover Elf".

Kloyd's soul fire allowed Li Nuo to obtain the strongest melee skill [Lick Tongue].

As the team leader (fog), Maljie got Xing Kai's "relics".

It is a white teapot with delicate patterns, simple and elegant, and looks very expensive.

【Reverse teapot】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: After putting the medicine in, the effect becomes the opposite.]

[Brief description: Poison becomes antidote, that's probably it]

In theory it's a good thing.

But Marjer gave it a try.

[Shit Block] is considered a medicine...

One of the effects of [Shit Block] is chronic toxin.

Therefore, after being put in, it becomes an antidote. The question is who will eat this antidote... Well, there are mechanical life forms.

Speaking of these little guys...

The conditions for activating [Rescuer] are very strict. One has to save lives, and this must be done when he cannot carry any potions.

The previous Xing Kai's approach was to carry healing classics with him, make medicines according to local conditions and keep them ready at any time, then approach hospitals and other areas to save people and activate [Rescuer].

It's easy here in Maljie.

Li Nuo and he made a feasible plan:

1. Summon mechanical life forms.

2. Li Nuo beats the mechanical life form.

3. Malger entrusts Victor to save the mechanical life form.

After completing the above steps, [Rescuer] will be activated.

"What about the other stuff?" Li Nuo placed the weapon box in front of his tombstone and said, "Brother, you didn't just get these little things, did you?"

Maljie: "I have to spend a few days to read it. I just came back and a lot of knowledge is circulating in my mind. I feel like I am in a washing machine, and all the things I used to know are scattered all over the floor..."

Li Nuo: "Is there a possibility that you are not in a washing machine, but in a toilet?"

At this time, Chen Shou poked his head out of a window above the fortress: "The game is ready!"

Maljie looked over and said to Li Nuo, "Relax for a few days... Anyway, according to what you said, it will take at least one or two months before the next script."

Li Nuo pushed him and said, "Yeah."

The two walked into the house.

"That's right, Old Ma."

"Do you want any money?"

"Just come back."

"Humph."

The sounds of Basel's neighborhoods came into the attic along with their footsteps.

Cha Bai raised his head and looked at the noisy sound of tapping on the floor above.

"very noisy."

She took a deep breath, picked up the book and continued reading.

The name of the book in his hand is "The Adventures of the Golden Lion". It is one of the rewards for defeating the golden lion. You need to read the entire book to gain a skill related to the golden lion.

When she turned to the last page, a voice rang in her ears.

【Read the entire book】

[Get "Golden Lion's Skills"]

[This skill is related to the player's 5950 traits]

Cha Bai suddenly had a bad feeling.

【Ghost back...】

"Can it be cancelled?"

[Developed a new skill, the Phantom of Supernatural Power]

Cha Bai pursed his lips and opened the skill panel to check.

[Phantom: Four arms, four legs]

"please do not……"

She stood up and said no, but she still silently activated [Ghost Back].