As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 412: The Tragic and Incompetent Alien

The curly-haired man had no idea what Li Nuo was talking about. They had lost their memories when they evolved.

"Ah...ah!"

The screams continued, and Li Nuo's hitting became more and more rhythmic. He was very experienced in hitting people with ashtrays, that is, he would keep hitting as long as he didn't kill the other person. This technique was learned from Brother Wells. Brother Hei said that it was a form of punishment for catching an adulterer on the West Coast of the United States, usually used to smash the eggs.

There were a total of twenty or so fierce-looking tough guys in the room. Seeing Li Nuo, a kind-looking bastard, hitting their boss, no one dared to come forward to stop the fight. There were two reasons for this: Li Nuo had killed a group of killers who were stronger than them; and Li Nuo's behavior was abnormal.

The assassin brought by Li Nuo couldn't stand it anymore and came over to remind him:

"Stop smashing it, brother. Someone's going to die."

It was incongruous to hear these words coming from a killer, so Li Nuo did not adopt them.

Because Li Nuo was really angry.

"I saved your world just for you to hire a killer to get me?"

Li Nuo smashed it for a long time, and perhaps Curly Hair finally got the hang of it, so the mask updated some data:
[Before evolving, these guys were connected to the network library of "Xian". Later, they entered the wormhole and traveled for thousands of years. After evolving, they lost their memories. The "Xian" that was originally used to run the network also became a "phantom" inside their flesh and blood brains. The concept of evil gods is their hidden memories.]

[It is impossible to forget what happened, it is just that you can’t remember it anymore]

“So we have to smash it.”

The Warrior of Light licked the blood that splashed on Curly's lips and smiled gently.

"My friend, wake up from your fantasy. Your evil god is Nurgle."

Li Nuo's ears moved. It was the sound of high heels.

So he placed the curly-haired man safely on the sofa, put him in a comfortable sleeping position, then sat back in his original position and threw the ashtray, which had turned red, into the trash can in the corner.

In order to cooperate with this group of guys, and also for the team's mission of "missionary teaching", Cha Bai went to the warehouse to use the dressing magic to change into her own [Nun's Dress] while Li Nuo was looking at things.

The hem of this black slim-fitting long skirt is about to reach the calf and a little above it. She wears black stockings underneath, which she hasn't worn for a long time. Anyway, it is the kind of clothing that a proper nun wears, and it is also one of the few outfits among her pile of MOD clothes that she can wear in front of outsiders.

Li Nuo pushed the black coffee on the table.

"No sugar, the kind you like."

Cha Bai put her hands on her waistline to smooth down her skirt, then sat down next to him. When her butt sank into the sofa, she crossed her legs as if by muscle memory.

She looked at the half-dead appearance of the curly-haired man and lowered her head slightly.

Cha Bai can now use healing magic on the curly-haired man, but she doesn't intend to use it... It's simple, you are the ones who kidnapped me, so you have to bear the consequences at your own risk.

Out of habit of cleaning up Li Nuo's mess, Cha Bai still reminded him quietly:
"Be gentler next time..."

"Ah."

Li Nuo agreed while fiddling with his personal panel.

[Head Crusher lv1→lv2]

The coin that randomly extracts the skills of the defeated player was obtained after killing the three teams of Eternal Life and Death. Li Nuo used the first coin when Cha Bai changed clothes and got a skill of Headshot Maniac.

[Effect: Increases damage to the head by 1.1%]

[Note: Using melee combat to stack proficiency, the highest level can be raised to lv20]

He also didn't know what the level 20 [Head Crusher] was like. Fortunately, he had just tried it out on the curly-haired man. From level one to level two, a total of 109 times of effective damage to the target's head were required.

If conditions permit, Li Nuo wants to go back and get a skill that can allow him to attack others while restoring their health, so that he can increase his proficiency infinitely.

Li Nuo was quite satisfied with the skill acquired with the first coin. He needed a passive skill that could critically hit with a single normal attack. The other two coins that acquired skills had not been used yet, so he planned to deal with the matter at hand first.

Before Li Nuo spoke, Cha Bai whispered to the people in the office:
"I want to meet your evil god (Maljie)."

While Cha Bai was talking, he subconsciously leaned on Li Nuo's shoulder, his upper body slightly tilted, holding the coffee cup, took a small sip, and stuck out his tongue because it tasted bitter.

The assassin brother whispered beside him: "The guy next to you is quite evil..."

Everyone pretended not to hear.

A handsome man with long golden hair and a handsome face like an elf walked out. It seemed that everyone agreed that as long as the curly-haired man fell, the handsome man would be the temporary boss.

"You two... can you really let us see the Evil God?"

"I'd like to know if you have any wishes to fulfill when you meet that guy?"

Li Nuo raised his head and looked at the handsome man standing behind the table.

"desire……"

"Like the whole Dragon Ball coming out?"

Li Nuo joked.

He just wanted to find out what crisis situation Malger would be in after his appearance.

"That's not the case... We don't know what the dragon ball you are talking about is... Actually..."

The handsome man sighed.

Everyone sighed.

"We were being collected protection money by a gangster group... They were actually a cult, and since we announced that we could see the 'God's Domain', they have been planning to destroy us..."

"Mafia, cult, are you talking about the organization founded by Pesca?"

"Well, almost half of our people have been killed by them."

The handsome man let out a sigh of relief.

"But... those guys won't give up. Either we give them money, which we don't have, or we all die under the gun, because our doctrine conflicts with theirs. There is no third way." He looked at the curly-haired man lying on the sofa who was beaten half to death by Li Nuo, and said sadly: "Before the boss died, he told us to fight them to the end."

"Your boss doesn't seem to be dead..." the killer reminded.

"Can I ask... what your doctrine is?" Li Nuo was curious: "Let nurses wear miniskirts?"

The handsome man stared at Li Nuo with eyes that looked like he was looking at a devil.

"We just want to summon the evil god to destroy the world."

"Then you really deserve to die."

"What a disgusting fellow..."

"Have you always been bullied in this world?"

The twenty or so people led by the handsome man fell silent.

Their past is sad, and indeed, there is no need for them to get together and set up an office, but in this world, their fighting power is comparable to that of a ten-year-old child, their bodies are full of flaws, the world is a mess, they are bullied wherever they go, their brains are confused due to incomplete evolution, and their way of thinking is incompatible with the world, so in the end they can only huddle together for warmth.

They set up an office to study aliens. On the one hand, it was because there was a wave of alien craze in society in the past few years, and using the gimmick of aliens to make money did solve many urgent problems. On the other hand, they wanted to study why humans in this world are so awesome.

"Later, we were targeted by the Mafia."

The handsome man's voice was very melancholy. If it were put into an H comic, his current appearance would definitely make him a slayer of hundreds of people.

"The Mafia is asking us for money, but it's the same as asking us for our lives."

Li Nuo listened and glanced at the group of lost guys.

"Can't you just leave?"

The handsome man shook his head.

"We have already taken root here. It's not easy to just leave. Recently, those guys have been going too far. If we don't ask the evil god for help, we will really have no way to survive."

Everyone looked at the two of them.

"You guys, do you know the evil god?"

Cha Bai took the initiative to hold Li Nuo's shoulder and told him to shut his mouth.

"Yes, I know him. We need him too."

We really need Maljie. When he is not here, we have to make the voice-transmitting elf. That process is too perverted.

"Then please."

The handsome man asked people to make way and opened the secret room behind the bookshelf on the side of the hall.

There was a plain-looking plate on the table in the secret room.

"We stole this thing from the Church of the Undead."

Li Nuo went over and touched it, and a panel popped up.

[Alchemical Plate for Summoning]

[Quality: Excellent] [Effect: Place something related to a person on it to summon that person, but the plate is damaged. It was previously used to summon demons from another world]

[Brief description: It was used to summon demons before, but it was later broken by a naughty kid. Now the plate is actually glued together. It can’t summon demons anymore, but it’s still no problem to summon two topless old ladies.]

[Serious summary: You need to know the spiritual and physical core of the summoned object to use it. Please note that it can only be used once.]

If we fail to use it to get Malger out, we will have to rob the Church of the Undead.

Li Nuo didn't want to rob now. He didn't even know who the sheriff was. He couldn't be so reckless.

He asked curiously: "How did you steal this thing?"

The handsome man smiled and said, "I found it from their garbage dump."

The people in the firm had been constantly oppressed, and they wanted to take revenge a while ago, so they took a bomb and prepared to blow up one of the other party's lairs.

But the bombs they bought for cheap were all fake. In other words, the fuses could not be lit, so they had to temporarily change their plan to steal the other party's things. Because the other party was so powerful, they changed their plan again and searched the other party's trash can...

Li Nuo was not interested in their "incompetence". He kept staring at the alchemy plate, and a plan that he thought was particularly reliable popped up in his mind.

"It is necessary to clearly call upon the spiritual and physical core of things..."

Cha Bai felt a little uneasy and whispered to Li Nuo.

"You're not going to use shit, are you?"

"Give our captain some face."

"Then...what else can I do? I've tried retrieving the purse, but it didn't work."

Li Nuo glanced at her.

"Can you please not stick out your tongue when you whisper to me?"

Cha Bai moved his lips away and looked at the twenty or so men who were staring at them blankly.

"Sorry... I'm used to it."

Because it is a two-dimensional style of painting, the saliva lines are reflective.

"I am grass."

The biggest man in the crowd was surprised to discover something: "You two got together as soon as you met!"

Li Nuo retorted: "We got it together a long time ago!"

Cha Bai covered his forehead and raised his head and said, "Sorry... I will change it next time..."

Li Nuo: "Actually, there is no need to change it..."

"Are you two here to make fun of me?" the handsome man asked, "Do you want me to get you and the Saint a camera?"

"what?"

Li Nuo felt he was being teased.

"Well, do you want me to find you another bed?"

The handsome man continued to tease with a sneer.

Li Nuo didn't answer, but just smiled at him, smiling at him with his face still stained with blood.

After staring at each other for ten minutes, the handsome man covered his face with his hands and sneered:
"Hehe, stop looking at me, I was wrong, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I beg you, don't smile at me, please continue, hehe."

Everyone present in the office has some middle school characteristics. Or maybe it can be said that they are, after all, evolved mechanical life forms from the world of NieR. Before their evolution, they might have been members of Malge's cult, so middle school characteristics are inevitable.

Li Nuo took out a pen, picked up a piece of waste paper on the table, wrote something on it, and handed the paper to the handsome man.

"Buy these."

The handsome man frowned. The densely packed words on the paper were all cheap things.

"What is this for?"

Li Nuo shrugged nonchalantly, with a very relaxed attitude.

"Human body alchemy."

Cha Bai’s eyes widened. Do you really want to be a cult?

At this time, the handsome man spoke shyly.

"Well... we have two more requests..."

"Forget about the unreasonable request."

Li Nuo refused readily.

The handsome man was startled: "Why don't you listen?"

"I know this even if you don't tell me." Li Nuo pointed at Cha Bai and said, "You must come up with a plan that will prevent you from summoning the evil god. This plan is divided into two lines."

He flicked out the trick and pulled back the killer who was trying to escape while everyone's attention was elsewhere.

"First, the poster girl. In other words, even if there is no evil god, you can still set up a fake church to defraud money, so you need a saint to help you maintain the facade."

"um, yes……"

"It's an impossible plan. The saint must be a virgin, and she is not."

"How do you know?" The handsome man was unhappy: "I was just teasing you two just now, but what does she think..."

"He does know..." Cha Bai thought for a moment and explained, "Have you ever seen a saint lick someone's ears?"

She is already dirty.

"Secondly." Li Nuo took a sip of tea and continued, "If you want to expand the scope of recruitment, you need to find a way. Let me guess, does that way have anything to do with train tickets?"

He wanted to bring the topic back to the "main line", which was the train tickets involved in the task requirements.

"ticket?"

"Ah."

"If you say so, I remember the last time I sneaked into the Church of the Undead, I heard from the people there that their people were going to board a certain train in large numbers..."

The handsome man glanced upwards and then looked at his "subordinates" behind him.

"Who among those who worked with me as an undercover investigator last time still remembers this?"

"Train to 'Fort Greene'!"

"Oh, yes, Fort Greene!"

Li Nuo nodded and memorized the key information in his mind: what was being planned within the Church of the Undead, and it was related to the train.

There are several train departures a day, and the next thing to do is to figure out which train it is.

Li Nuo: "It's quite interesting to not explain the intelligence clearly at the beginning and let the players find clues by themselves..."

Cha Bai reminded: "That's interesting for you."

In fact, for Li Nuo, the most interesting thing is to refine the Malje human body.

The handsome man suddenly asked hesitantly, "So, is your evil god summoning ritual reliable?"

Li Nuo nodded.

"Absolutely reliable!"

Cha Bai took a deep breath. It would be a miracle if the human body transmutation technique could be reliable. She had no idea what Li Nuo was planning.

However, the handsome men's group felt relieved after receiving a positive answer. They planned to go to the market to purchase goods according to the information written by Li Nuo.

The person in charge of purchasing is named Lauren, a big and strong guy, and he is the cook of their office.

Lauren walked to the door with an empty wooden box, ready to go out.

"correct."

The handsome man suddenly stopped him.

"Lauren, bring back some food."

"it is good."

Lauren nodded and put her hand on the door handle, turning it gently.

A bullet silently passed through the wooden door from outside and shot through his head.

(End of this chapter)