As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 414 Doraemon's Human Body Training Technique

Ever since "Chuangjie Mountain" became the "Warrior of Light", Li Nuo has often been secretly happy.

His sense of comfort is related to Jerusalem.

Known: Tifa, the eldest sister of the Jerusalem family, loves Claude, one of the protagonists of the "Warrior of Light" hometown, so she can be considered a "Warrior of Light" in any way.

We also know that Cha Bai, one of the Jerusalem clan, loves a man named Li Nuo, a jerk with a good character. This jerk has now become a "Warrior of Light".

So we came up with a formula.

Tea white ≈ Tifa;
Lino ≈ Claude;

Cloud + the title of Warrior of Light + Tifa = the protagonist;

Protagonist - (Cha Bai + the title of Warrior of Light) = Li Nuo.

Answer: I am the protagonist.

Ever since he figured out this formula, Li Nuo particularly likes to hear people ask him what he does.

For example, a while ago, Lu Li from Adam's team was a big fan of Li Nuo's comic. Lu Li tentatively asked Li Nuo: Can I ask what you do for a living?

Li Nuo said very straightforwardly at that time: Warrior of Light!

He also gave Lu Li two bottles of [Improved Edition Chestnut Wine] as a reward, which also made Lu Li look confused.

Back to the script.

The moment Thor heard "Warrior of Light" was idiotic.

The next second, he suddenly broke free. Since he couldn't use the mark of transformation, he ran and then tried to shake people.

Thor's panel abilities are not at all weak.

At level 40, his reaction value is over 200. If he completes the transformation, his level will be over 70.

Bang.

Thor stood up by supporting himself with his fingers, and instantly pulled out his pistol as steady as a rock, pointed it at Li Nuo's chest and pulled the trigger.

The bullet hit the shield of [Albers Seal], and the shield shattered, exploding a shock wave-like airflow.

Thor lost his balance in a hurry and was hit on the bridge of his nose by the handle of the cane that Li Nuo held in reverse.

Although blood was gushing out, Thor still wanted to fight back.

Even though he was suppressed by Li Nuo, there was no trace of dejection or anger on Thor's face.

But a hundred meters away.

boom!
Cha Bai pulled the trigger of the sniper rifle again.

The bullet took away one of Thor's legs.

The bullet also penetrated the ground behind him, and the splashing stones jumped with flames, igniting a grenade on the body of a nearby gunman, and a series of explosions flooded the area.

"what……"

Thor fell under the rubble.

"It's so embarrassing."

Li Nuo pushed aside the stone, speaking both as a joke and the truth, then grabbed Thor's hair and pulled him out with force.

"Hey... man, let's talk."

Thor said so.

"There's plenty of time for chatting."

As Li Nuo spoke, he shot and broke Thor's knee and wrist joints. He grabbed Thor's hair and dragged the guy, who was pale with pain, back to the dilapidated office.

There was smoke everywhere, bullets piled up on the ground, groundwater gushed up like a fountain, and the air was humid.

After a period of trouble, the number of employees in the office was reduced from about twenty to twelve. Facing the firepower coverage of the mafia, it was actually quite good. At least they were really good at avoiding danger.

The survivors were whispering to each other because they saw Li Nuo use the cross badge (Holy Cross) to drive away the darkness.

"Are you really a servant of the evil god?"

The handsome man said this to Li Nuo boldly.

Li Nuo brought out a folding stool and kicked it. An iron rod popped out from the center of the stool and then retracted in an instant. Li Nuo nodded, thinking it was perfect.

There was a phantom pain that was swelling behind the group of handsome men.

After completing the preliminary preparations, he picked up Thor. Although this guy's legs and arms were broken, Li Nuo was still worried.

"Dude...you don't have to torture me. I'll tell you what I know."

Li Nuo put him on a folding stool.

Then Li Nuo put his hand on Thor's shoulder. Thor looked confused and Li Nuo's eyes flickered.

"Brother, I haven't told you what I want to ask, right?"

"You don't have to say it, I understand! Aaaaaah! Holy shit!"

Thor's steel door was pierced.

The handsome man asked first: "Hey...what are you doing? Didn't he say he would tell it himself?"

Li Nuo walked towards the door, and amid Sol's roar, he said: "The best way to capture a man's heart is to pierce his rear sight."

The handsome man looked at him blankly, thinking: Nonsense...

Li Nuo walked outside.

When the mafia attacked just now, all the citizens around fled. Some unrelated people were indeed attacked, but even so, there was still no sign of the police being dispatched.

"Hey."

"what?"

Li Nuo looked at the killer brother who was hiding in the corner and trying to escape.

“Is policing lax?”

"That's not..."

The killer gave up the desire to escape. He had a feeling that if he ran in the opposite direction now, Li Nuo would pick up the submachine gun on the ground and fire a burst of bullets at him.

I can only say that he is worthy of being a killer.

"Tell me, what's going on with the public security?"

"The new mayor has recently taken drastic measures to crack down on underground forces, so we, the murderers and robbers, are becoming more and more like street rats."

Li Nuo took out a box of cigarettes from the corpse on the ground, took out one and threw it to the killer.

The eldest brother caught it and put it in his mouth. Li Nuo snapped his fingers and the cigarette caught fire.

"I go……"

"never seen it?"

"I have heard of similar abilities, magic?"

"So you still haven't seen it?"

"Ah."

Li Nuo lowered his head, two key pieces of information.

First, the mafia has connections with the police or the newly appointed mayor, otherwise these guys would not rashly use heavy firepower to kill people on the street.

Second, there are a large number of people similar to "supernatural beings", but they are hiding very well, either among the people or have been recruited.

The above two pieces of information made Li Nuo give up his plan to kidnap the mayor.

Taking action against the mayor means taking action against the mafia and the country's underground forces. At the same time, the mayor may have recruited a large number of magicians around him.

"Stop shouting. How long will it take for the police to arrive?"

Li Nuo turned around and looked at Thor who was still roaring.

"you……"

He wanted to say "How do you know?" but he swallowed the words back.

"no!"

Blood was oozing from under Thor's buttocks.

Li Nuo can use magic to control the chair, allowing the iron rod to open with barbs and control the length of the barbs. He can also control whether the iron rod rotates and the rotation speed.

The moment Thor opened his mouth, he knew that the other party would lie. He was too lazy to use the [Seal of Axis] to consume his magic power, and the other party possessed abilities similar to curse and transformation. Who knows if his mind control over them would cause any problems.

"I can stretch it further and also make it start spinning. What do you think?"

Li Nuo asked him.

"They are scheduled to dispatch police at a quarter past ten!"

Saul told the truth simply and clearly.

Li Nuo looked at the clock tower. The time was now ten ten.

"I see."

He had looked at the city map before and knew that the nearest police station would take about ten minutes to get here.

If nothing unexpected happened, the mafia would have wiped out the office five minutes ago, so what was the purpose of the extra police time?

"The dishes they dug out of the garbage are important to you?"

Thor was stunned.

"That was found in the garbage dump, how can it be important?" said the handsome man.

"Yes, why?" Li Nuo looked at Thor.

"Because... that garbage disposal station... is actually a storage room for reusable items..."

The place where the firm's people sneaked into was indeed a garbage disposal station, but it was a disposal station inside the mafia building. In other words, it could also be a place to hide things.

"I see, just like a teenager who puts porn in the trash, that plate is used to summon something. What do you want to summon?"

"do not know."

Li Nuo didn't make things difficult for Thor anymore, he could tell the truth from lies.

"You don't know, but you know that the thing cannot be taken by irrelevant personnel."

"Uh……"

"It seems true."

Li Nuo tilted his head.

"There are other reasons..."

He looked at the submachine gun he had picked up and scanned the panel.

【Soul Boarding Typewriter】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: Give your soul to this gun, and your soul will become a bullet. When you shoot, you will lose health. One bullet is equivalent to 0.001% of your health. If you can continuously restore health, it is equivalent to unlimited bullets, but its power is very average.]

[Brief description: Feeling that the body is hollowed out]

With a click, Li Nuo removed the magazine and took out bullets made of special [quartz steel].

"There's one bullet like this mixed in among a dozen bullets."

Li Nuo collected all the bullets in two minutes. As for the submachine guns, he didn't take them because they were all broken.

The firearm is connected to the soul of the user, and the firearm will be automatically damaged when the user dies.

"What kind of black technology does your cult have?"

Li Nuo asked Thor.

While asking the question, he controlled the iron rod with his mind, causing Thor to shiver in pain.

"No, I don't know... I am the lower class..."

"Where is the upper level?"

"at……"

"I mean the Church of the Undead, not the Mafia."

Thor was stunned. He forgot the pain of his anus being eroded. He stared at Li Nuo's back as he was packing up the bullets. An extremely shuddering feeling made his scalp numb.

"Well... I really don't know... We are not from that church either. We are just recruited members. In other words, we are gang members, not church members..."

"No, you can transform." said the handsome man.

"That is the 'blessing', a gift from the Godfather..."

In the distance, there was a strong light and fire, and the ground was even shaking.

Phil the Glutton from the "End Corridor" detonated a large number of oil drums in a block a few kilometers away. That place was more like hell than where Li Nuo was, and the number of dead mafia members reached more than forty.

Li Nuo doesn't know Phil.

But he could smell gunpowder, sudden gunpowder, coming from all directions. It was obvious that conflicts had broken out in other directions as well, and they must have been on a considerable scale.

Theoretically, the mafia would not go too far in killing people, so those who blew up houses everywhere were most likely players. The demon hunter's nose was extremely clever.

There are at least four areas where fires are ongoing.

"Are you guys targeting people like us (players) on purpose?"

Thor swallowed.

"The superiors ordered that several locations be designated to kill those with otherworldly auras. All for the purpose of sacrifice."

Li Nuo thought that it can basically rule out players taking advantage of the situation.

"anything else?"

"return……"

When Thor said this, his throat suddenly became hoarse. Li Nuo ejected a bullet in his hand, which shattered Thor's front teeth and made him shut his mouth.

Thor mentioned "blessing" before, so they must have a "time bomb" on them, and once they say something they shouldn't, they will commit suicide.

At this moment, there was a cloud of dust coming from a corner not far away.

Cha Bai was riding a bicycle, covering her skirt with one hand and pedaling quickly with her legs. It looked quite funny at first glance.

The bicycle was the one that was stolen from Sauron by Li Nuo. It was very fast and could run vertically on the wall. It was a fun thing.

Cha Bai stopped beside Li Nuo, and the wheels raised a lot of smoke and dust.

"came back."

"Just waiting for you."

Li Nuo used a trick to pull back the killer boss who was about to run away, knocked him out with a punch, then turned around and smiled at all the employees in the office.

"Let's go to another place and summon your Lord Evil God."

……

Several people came to a dark alley.

"By the way..."

Li Nuo looked around.

"Don't you have a backup house?"

Several guys in the office looked at him strangely.

"Where can I get the money to rent it?"

Li Nuo was stunned for a moment, then praised them:
"Oh my god~ You guys are really a bunch of sterile men. Your train of thought really impresses me..."

They didn't understand.

Cha Bai explained: "He said you are stupid and can't rob a house."

The handsome man said: "It's immoral."

Li Nuo felt something was wrong, something very wrong: "You hired someone to kill me and kidnap a girl. Is that moral?"

"That's to summon the evil god." The handsome man said, "Sometimes, we need to break our personal bottom line."

"excuse me."

Cha Baixu closed his eyes.

She was pushing a bicycle with Sol, who was fixed to a chair, tied to the rear rack.

"He keeps whining. Should we knock him out?"

"good idea."

Li Nuo picked up a brick on the ground and smashed it at Thor who was in a sack.

"Work together."

Someone complained: "It seems like you really like throwing things at people..."

Li Nuo: "I also like to stab people."

The employees felt a little scared after hearing this. They thought that they were the evil god's lackeys and had misunderstood him.

As they were talking, several people walked out of the alley and came to an open space. Only one side of the space was adjacent to a building, and the remaining three sides were iron plates and hollow wire meshes.

It was extremely desolate here, and it didn't look like it was in the city center at all. The ground was covered with dirty puddles, and empty cigarette boxes and used condoms were lying unscrupulously in the corners of the square.

At night, this place is very lively. There are female freelance prostitutes everywhere, and the dazzling array of goods looks like the counter of a jewelry store. Many office workers will deliberately take a detour here after get off work. After honking their car horns a few times, sisters wearing ten-centimeter high heels will come to bring them warmth. The only drawback is that women are often hit and killed by cars at the entrance of the alley, and their money is robbed.

In Li Nuo's words, since both are for delivering warmth, this shabby place is no different from a charity center.

Anyway, this place is suitable for summoning evil gods.

An employee of the office was holding a wooden box and placing it on the ground.

Inside were the materials that Li Nuo had asked them to buy before, which were used in human body alchemy.

"Is it reliable?"

Cha Bai asked again.

"Reliable."

Li Nuo answered very seriously.

Cha Bai believes Li Nuo, but she still feels that Li Nuo's approach this time is a bit abstract.

The reason comes from those materials.

"A bar of soap, twenty nails, two hundred matches, and five hundred charcoal pencils."

Li Nuo took out some mixture of lime, sulfur and magnesium from his alchemical medicine bag, and finally asked Cha Bai to take out some weapons used by the robots in the world of "NieR" from the "Book of Ether".

He crushed everything, mixed it, and placed it in the [Alchemical Plate for Summoning].

A group of people watched him operate with bated breath.

Li Nuo kept in mind the rules for using the [Alchemical Plate for Summoning]: You must know the spiritual and physical core of the summoned object before you can use it.

The things that make up the body are almost done. He thought about it, took out the [Cyber ​​Spirit Virus Gas] prepared for Cha Bai and placed it on the top of the plate.

The gas bottle was stuck into the pile of particles, just like a cake with a candle on it.

"Are you planning to celebrate the evil god's birthday?"

Finally someone complained.

"Shut up."

Li Nuo licked his lips, took out a piece of paper and drew a sketch of Sha Yu on it.

Because of his excellent painting skills, Sawa looks like a real person. But if you think about it carefully, this world itself is a two-dimensional style, so wouldn't any person in the painting look like a photo? Moreover, Sawa's painting style matches this world quite well.

In this way, the necessary physical structure and spiritual core are all in place.

Li Nuo did not use the piece of shit to insult Maljie's identity. Firstly, he felt that he was the captain and he should give him some face. Secondly, the piece of shit was not the most critical characteristic of Maljie at the moment.

Then everyone just stared at the plate.

A breeze blew.

Chabai's eyes swung left and right as he scanned the group of silly old men.

"Speaking of which...should there be a spell?"

Including Li Nuo, everyone showed wise expressions.

"yes……"

The handsome man can connect to the palace of thought, which is the "threshold" where the network cable has been disconnected.

"A long time ago, when we received the revelation from the evil god, we heard a description related to the evil god."

"But it's too outrageous, I didn't take it seriously."

"But if a spell is really needed, this is it."

A guy pulled a balled-up piece of paper out of his trouser pocket, unfolded it, and found a spell that sounded like rap.

"I guess the revelation from the evil god said that two of you are needed to appear, so it is likely that two of you are needed to recite it."

"Hey, you two, can you talk?"

"What's wrong, you two?"

Li Nuo and Cha Bai stood side by side, looking at the spell on the paper, their faces looking extremely bad.

"Li Nuo... let's consider ourselves his best friends..."

"do not talk."

"So, in terms of the spiritual core, our recitation of the words is correct."

"Okay, stop talking and read quickly."

They both took a deep breath.

"Patient, I don't know if I should say this, but your steel door is a little loose, but the hemorrhoids make up for part of it. If you cut the hemorrhoids directly, the steel door will probably become as big as the mouth of a bowl, so our new treatment plan is to directly stuff a bowl inside."

This is the new promotional slogan of the "Cairo Alien Plastic Surgery Hospital" where Maljie currently works... It is worth mentioning that this thing was written by Li Nuo at the request of Maljie.

After they finished reading, one looked up at the sky in silence, while the other turned his back, squatted down and covered his face.

They both decided to deal with Maljie as soon as he showed up, and never care about the captain's face again.

Then, a few more minutes passed.

Malger still didn't show up.

"Well, are you reliable?" asked an employee.

"It shouldn't be like this." Li Nuo stared with dead fish eyes and thought for a while: "It shouldn't be like this."

The employee then asked, "Can I ask what human alchemy technique you use?"

Li Nuo shrugged his shoulders.

“The way people are created in Doraemon.”

"..."

"..."

"Li Nuo..."

"what?"

"I just said something was wrong..."

Cha Bai was really about to give in. Li Nuo kept being so abstract. If she wasn't his woman, if he didn't dote on her so much, she would definitely beat him, she would.

"No problem. Don't you think Malger looks like he came out of a gag comic?"

Li Nuo explained.

"Besides, I asked Soren before, and he gave me some very powerful information. In other corridors, Doraemon and Cairo have a connection, so it's not outrageous to create a Malger in the Doraemon way."

Cha Bai was shocked, it was so reasonable!

But Maljer never showed up.

Until... ten seconds later...

There was a sound of commotion in the distance.

Then, the sound of Emil's singing filled their ears.

One employee was shocked: "What kind of bullshit music is this!"

Li Nuo stared with dead eyes and said with a smile: "The hymn of your church."

Immediately afterwards, the only wall in the square was knocked down!
Emile's vending car crashed into the garbage dump in the square, stirring up a cloud of discarded condoms.

The handsome man exclaimed loudly: "It's the Mafia!"

Everyone in the office was panicking.

Li Nuo comforted him: "Don't panic... your evil god is coming..."

A head popped out of the car window. It was a face so handsome that it was beyond words, a face as alluring as a devil, a face that made all the handsome men in the office feel dazzling.

Even Cha Bai opened his mouth slightly in surprise and uttered a silent "Fuck".

Let's say that.

The people here are all painted in the second dimension.

Li Nuo's painting style is more like "Yoshihiro Togashi".

Chabai's painting style is more like "Haruhiko Mikimoto".

As for Maljie, he has a girly manga style.

"Ah..." Li Nuo narrowed his eyes and said helplessly: "Anything that has something to do with him immediately becomes strange... Lao Ma..."

Malger leaned his head out of the car window towards them. He took a deep breath and shouted, "Run!"

(End of this chapter)