As a player, can you be normal?
Chapter 551 The Red-haired Pervert
Chapter 551 The Red-haired Pervert
The player who enters the screen represents the controlled character.
The character has grids on his body, which, when opened, show the equipment the character currently holds.
Nanami is a rather boring person. Since she usually relies on her skills to fight, most of the items in her grid are potions for endurance BUFFs, and her only equipment is a spare black vest sports suit.
Li Nuo operated the buttons on the handle to let Nanami on the screen change equipment.
Nanami on the screen is a mosaic figure, and the picture of changing clothes is frozen, but the reality is that she suddenly takes off her clothes and puts them on again in the room.
On the screen, Nanami popped up a dialog box: "What are you doing! I don't have any good equipment, asshole! Don't make me take off my clothes for no reason in a place like this!"
The three people outside the screen pretended not to see it.
The game has not yet fully started, and the connection input is currently being processed.
[1P character is in place, connecting to other characters]
Then a bunch of things popped out.
[A total of four people can enter the game, and one person is required to act as the controller to give instructions. The character's actions can be decided by themselves or controlled manually.]
[Now let’s explain the style and rules of the game]
【Dark Dungeon Pigeon Game】
[The character walks out of the safe house and begins to explore the Hirufus Building]
[Completion goal: None, because this game does not have a final BOSS, everything is based on exploration]
[Enemy: Minions of the evil spirits and various magical beasts]
[Environment: The interior of the Hirufus Building contains endless cursed poisonous fog. Those who enter will have heavy negative BUFFs on their bodies, and their skills will be restricted. Players entering the game can only choose four skills to carry.]
[Game rules: Kill monsters and there is a chance that an "enhancement BUFF" will appear, which can be used to offset the curse on the body]
[Special rules: Killing monsters will give you equipment with a very low chance of dropping. Once you obtain it, you can obtain it permanently as long as you finish the game before you die.]
[Exploration elements: We have put some treasures hidden in the dust of history into the game. They are hidden very deep. These things are collected in treasure chests. Try your best to find them.]
[Restriction: Characters in the game cannot destroy walls]
[Save: None, life is only once, I need a chicken feather save]
So far, these are all the rules of the game.
very long.
But it smells good.
Part of the treasure chests left behind by past civilizations around the world are located inside the building.
When players enter that area, they are transformed into pixelated figures, but at the cost of having only four permanent skills like Pokémon, as well as negative effects.
Li Nuo chose to contact Nanami on the screen.
"Tell me what's going on."
Nanami looked around.
Warehouses, shelves, and a pile of unsold bulk goods.
She was about to speak when she suddenly walked towards the wall, keeping her face against the wall and kept walking.
Nanami clenched her teeth, and the tips of her teeth made a resentful sound.
Li Nuo was manipulating her to hit the wall.
"It seems you can't talk when you hit the wall."
Nanami suddenly turned around, took out a stick, and used [Puzzling Dance] in the room, which was pole dancing.
Li Nuo chose her skills and asked her to dance.
Wells was impressed by the dance of the pixelated three-headed Nanami.
"Don't mention it. The girl under the pixel style still looks like a woman."
"I asked her to do a somersault."
Pressing the dodge key repeatedly will result in a somersault.
Nanami somersaulted and cursed: "You will die a horrible death!"
The pale and powerless scolding was a blessing in the eyes of Li Nuo and Wells if they did not die well.
Cha Bai grabbed the handle: "Don't play with her."
The sorceress then hit the jump button and Nanami hit the ceiling.
Wells asked for the controller and pounded the jump button frantically, while Nanami banged her head against the ceiling like a spring.
After a long time of collision, Nanami's health finally appeared: HP2400.
然后在她头顶不断跳出:-1-1-1-1-1……
The game console pops up new mechanics on the screen.
[A rough HP range is defined based on the "medical value" of the entrant]
[In order to comply with the game mechanics, collisions that normally would not cause damage will also symbolically reduce the HP by 1 point]
Then Nanami's data popped up.
[Simulate the basic attributes of 1P characters based on their real situation]
[HP: 2400, MP: 2000, Attack: 108, Defense: 120, Special Attack: 80, Special Defense: 120, Speed: 120]
"What the hell is Pokémon!" Li Nuo finally complained.
Nanami, who deserves the most criticism, is already numb.
Wells no longer pressed the jump button, but Nanami continued to jump out of habit.
Li Nuo and the other two looked at the game console. It was a red and white game console from the last century. It did not require a card to be inserted, and the original card slot had become a scanning bar.
With three clicks, the data of Li Nuo, Cha Bai and Wells were also recorded into the machine.
Chabai: [HP: 1900, MP: 2100, Attack: 110, Defense: 150, Special Attack: 100, Special Defense: 140, Speed: 90]
Her stats were nearly perfect.
Wells: [HP: 2200, MP: 1300, Attack: 70, Defense: 110, Special Attack: 95, Special Defense: 110, Speed: 70]
My brother's ability is pretty good.
The most interesting thing is that this big and strong gorilla is actually a special attack type.
Actually, it’s because ranged attacks are counted as special attacks.
Li Nuo: [HP: 200, MP: 2000, Attack: 140, Defense: 100, Special Attack: 100, Special Defense: 120, Speed: 122]
Mr. Li's data silenced everyone.
"If I hit my head against the wall 200 times, I'll die. Is that what you mean?"
The game console popped up a sentence: [It is worth mentioning that the HP of a chicken is about 50, and your HP is as much as four chickens].
Then an achievement popped up: [Blood Chicken (the honor for the player with the lowest health among all players who have entered the game console in "Endless Corridor")]
Nanami sent a dialog box on the screen: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Li Nuo pressed the accelerator key, allowing Nanami to run back and forth in the narrow room, banging her head against the wall.
Wells watched Nanami hitting the wall rhythmically like in a music game, and thought, "I don't think you are suitable to enter the game."
Li Nuo: "Yes, indeed."
He had other plans.
Li Nuo picked up the controller and selected Nanami's skill interface.
The game console popped up on the screen: [The plot will begin in five minutes. Please select the four skills you want to equip during this time]
Nanami doesn't have many skills.
Excluding the summoning skill [Pikachu Summoning], most of them are derivative skills of [Realm of Reason]. The main means of attack are several combat skills of [Eight Leaves One Sword Style], and the enhanced skill is [Qilin Kung Fu].
The best way to pair this flat girl is to activate [Realm of Reason] to give her a big shield BUFF, then use [Qilin Kung Fu] to increase attack power, and finally attack with [Eight Leaf Sword Style]. The [Splitting Stick·I'll Kill You with One Stick] derived from this style has the greatest power, comparable to Li Nuo's [Lick Twice]. There is also [Tai Chi Wheel] for group attack. It can be said that although Nanami's skills are monotonous, her specialization is amazing.
Cha Bai recalled another comment Li Nuo had made about Nanami: "This idiot girl is too focused, which led to her focusing on one skill. However, the result of such a focused licking dog is that her attainments in this skill are unprecedented."
So the four skills that Li Nuo chose for Nanami are:
1. A dance that is puzzling; 2. A dance that is puzzling; 3. A dance that is puzzling; 4. A dance that is puzzling.
"You are sick!" Nanami couldn't help but yell, "You are fucking sick!"
Li Nuo replied: "Yes, I am sick."
So Li Nuo changed three of her songs to [Skirt Dance of Girl Idols] and the remaining one was [Song: Do You Remember Love]
The only thing to blame is Nanami's skills being too weak.
The strong ones are really strong, but the weak ones are just a bunch of jokes.
In fact, when Li Nuo was verifying whether he could bring four skills, each skill was calculated separately, so that he could bring four killer moves in, but the result was that it was not possible. When Nanami was dancing on the screen, the three selection boxes corresponding to the skill were all on cooldown. "Don't play with her." Cha Bai said something very NTR.
"Forget it, you three can play." Li Nuo said.
He took out the map of this world from the box and found the place where the plot of the game took place, the city of Lann.
If you fly, it only takes fifteen minutes to reach the city.
“I won’t play the game.”
Li Nuo threw out the [Poke Ball] and the dragon flew into the sky, but was pulled to the ground by Li Nuo's ghost hand. When the dragon girl saw Li Nuo, she either fought or ran away.
Moreover, Doulong is a tsundere. He is extremely close to Li Nuo and is almost about to evolve.
"I plan to fly to Lann City to see what's going on there, and meet you outside the Hirufus Building."
More importantly, Li Nuo planned to develop some relationship with Doulong on the way, in case he evolved into Bahamut when he arrived in Lan City.
Cha Bai didn't stop her, she knew her man.
"I'll release Nanami from her controlled state, and then Wells and I will go in together."
Wells was unhappy when she heard Cha Bai calling her by her name: "I call you my sister-in-law, and you have to call me brother."
Cha Bai: "Yeah, brother."
Wells, as an African-American, attaches great importance to the title because his hometown is an African tribe, his mother is a witch, and he is the prince of their tribe. Later, the village was looted and Wells was driven out, but he still remembered the etiquette as a "noble". Wells' story alone is a story of a prince's revenge. His real name "Puru Puru Bakarai Popopoka" is translated as "The Count of Monte Cristo"... Only Li Nuo knows this.
"The Endless Corridor" is a funny world with many absurd tragedies. The experiences of many people seem dramatic and nonsensical to outsiders. Only those who are in such situations understand that their lives are not funny at all, but full of tragedy.
Wells and Chabai enter the game.
All 3P characters are available.
Li Nuo rode on the fighting dragon, tied the game console and screen to the protruding dragon spine on the fighting dragon's back, and then picked up the handle.
The fighting dragon flaps its wings and flies high.
Li Nuo pressed the start button.
In the picture, an envelope appeared on the table in the room.
【About tragedy】
[The truth of the whole world is hidden in the cradle]
The moment the envelope was opened, the content that appeared on the screen was not only the reason why the Hillfus Building was attacked, but also clues about the truth of the world.
On the screen, three people who had already arrived inside the building were staring at the dialog box that popped up in the envelope.
[The story begins thousands of years ago]
……
"The story begins thousands of years ago."
The person who was speaking was wearing a white robe, his face was pale, his eyes were black, he was a demon, a minion of the evil spirit.
The Schrufuss Building, top floor, the president's reception room.
The entire building was sealed by the power of the devil, all the staff and customers fell into a coma, and the only ones awake were the owner of the company and his family.
"Thousands of years ago?"
"Yes, sir."
He took off his white hood, revealing his cracked gray skin.
The man sitting opposite the devil had a beard and was as strong as a porter. His name was Huo San. He was Huo Liuli's father and the helmsman of the company.
"I don't understand what you are talking about."
Huo San acted very calm when facing the demon. In fact, he was very panicked, but his wife and daughter were in the building, as were the employees. Everyone was in danger. Huo San could not show any fear before the reinforcements arrived, otherwise the negotiations would be...
"The balance of negotiations will tip in our favor."
The devil said what Huo San was thinking.
"Don't overthink it, Mr. Fire."
The demon smiled gently.
"Sir, you see, the world has become so developed that even if we are demons, we can't withstand the dense firepower of the national army. Although we are demons, we also have what you call humanity. Reason is the most important thing, so how could we suddenly appear at this time? Attack your largest private group like a fool? There is no need for us to seek death, don't you think?"
Huo San immediately thought of the answer: "Is there a big country cooperating with you?"
The devil said, "Yes, sir, let's go back to the topic we talked about at the beginning... It happened a thousand years ago. But I plan to give you our request first... Mr. Huo San, can you give us the magic beast taming technology you developed, and give us part of your assets, and finally help us conquer this country?"
Huo San didn't say anything, the devil already knew the answer.
“You want to hear about the past before you make a decision.”
Huo San lowered his head and looked at the other party with sharp eyes. He did not bend even when facing the devil, because he was a warrior decades ago. His father was one of the heroes who sealed the evil demon, and this gene flows in him.
"Speaking……"
The demon leaned back against the couch, crossed his bare feet, and took a deep breath.
"A thousand years ago, there was an ancient country called Ys."
Huo San frowned slightly: "The ancient country of Yisu, I know."
The demon nodded.
"Then do you know someone who is related to that ancient country?"
"Who?"
"Red-haired pervert, Atlu."
……
"Pippen!"
"Etta! Run this way!"
An idiot couple ran hand in hand in a town in a certain world.
Both of them turned pale, fear spreading across their facial features.
The child running beside the two was from the "Corridor of the End". During the last world war, he was taken to the "Corridor of the Sky" by the couple and judged as a [sinner]. A map-wide wanted notice was launched by the "Corridor of the End", and he could not escape the pursuit of those lunatics wherever he went.
"Just throw me away..."
The child was held back by Etta.
"Don't be silly. If I throw you away now, all my previous efforts will be in vain."
"Etta, be careful!" Pippen shouted.
The moment the words came out, the building behind them was split in two by a steel fork, and a player from the "End Corridor" was knocked out.
Etta pulled out a frying pan and slammed it over. The bottom of the pan collided with the steel fork, and the resulting fragments exploded with a whistling sound in the air, shattering the windows of the entire block.
The residents of this town hid in their houses and trembled, not knowing why a group of humanoid monsters appeared.
The ground shook.
The player holding the steel fork was knocked back dozens of meters and crashed into a haystack, splashing up a cloud of wood chips.
Etta gasped.
"Pippen...how about...let's kill someone."
When the woman said this, Pippen looked at Etta and the child with gentle eyes.
"I'll just kill you, don't get your hands dirty."
The freaks in the "Sky Corridor" are a group of hot-blooded lunatics. Among them there is a group of people who don't want to get blood on their hands because of some things they have experienced.
Pippen's hair gradually turned red, and it looked like blood blooming in the night.
But the moment he was about to take action, a chill came from the sky.
Sudden changes occur.
The group of players chasing them all froze, with expressions of fear or excitement on their faces, just because the head of the person who broke into the chaos was more valuable.
A man's voice broke the silence.
"Don't bother me while I'm working on the script."
A demon hunter with amber eyes stood on the rubble of a nearby low house. He held a dagger in his hand, looked at Pippen with a playful look, and raised his hand to greet him.
"If you need me to help you clear out these guys, just give me a commission."
Pippen and Etta saw a savior.
"Phil!"
(End of this chapter)
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