As a player, can you be normal?
Chapter 583 Shadow Play, Bow and Hammer Girl, Dreamland
Chapter 583 Shadow Play, Bow and Hammer Girl, Dreamland
Xiao Wu swallowed her saliva. It was rare for her to have her heart beat faster by being startled by a player.
Normally, she would only get nervous when facing the army. The "End Corridor" should not be underestimated, absolutely not. From this damn, weird, and twisted gathering area, it can be seen that the strength of the End players lies in the fact that the environment they grow up in is too abnormal.
Cha Bai followed Xiao Wu's gaze and saw that there were indeed strange things in the dilapidated temple.
The [Tactical Goggles] she put on her eyes activated the analytical ability, with effect 2, analyzing the potential threat level, distinguished by three colors.
No danger means pure white.
Moderate risk is light green.
Objects that are extremely threatening will turn red in her field of vision.
There is also an unexpected situation. If the target intensity is higher than one dimension, it is considered to be non-dangerous because it cannot be observed.
There are red marks in the temple. She had seen red when she faced the evil spirits. This shows that the people in the ruined temple and the evil spirits are in the same strength range.
"Don't be stunned, both of you."
The host with a bun and wearing a blue cheongsam walked over barefoot, her smooth calves shining as if they were oiled.
Among all the people present, the host is also red, and is more dangerous than the players and monsters.
"The game has already started, everyone is waiting for you."
The host ripped open her neck and took out two eyeballs from the countless eyeballs in her body.
"Eat it."
[After each victory, the winner must swallow the ability memory recorded in the loser's eyeball]
The rewards of the arena are before you.
But when it comes to eating eyeballs, no one has that habit.
The host saw this and said, "You don't have to eat it. You just have to crush the eyeball. The so-called eating it is just to create an 'atmosphere'."
The players in the abandoned courtyard were all standing by the tree, their figures as dark as silhouettes, and they were all waiting.
This is enough to show that the players of "End" are very rule-abiding in some strange places, or in other words, they believe more in a strange fair system, because there is no rule in the competitive game that says you must wait for the winner to take the reward before you can take action. You can take this opportunity to launch a sneak attack. Anyway, Li Nuo would launch a sneak attack.
Cha Bai pinched his eyeballs.
[MOD clothing update: dancer-style clothing form]
[Effect: All clothes have two forms; more fabric or less fabric. The effect of adding or reducing fabric will be different according to the original state of the clothes. For example, more fabric increases defense, less fabric increases speed, more fabric increases strength, less fabric increases physical strength, and so on. When using, just recite it silently and inject 10% of magic power. The cooling time is 5 minutes.]
Cha Bai tried it.
The set of [Shanoya Skirt] + [Inga Boots] she was wearing changed. The Inga Boots she was stepping on disappeared, and were replaced by simply landing barefoot.
The skirts became shorter, reaching around the knees.
Fortunately, she was wearing the "transparent underwear" she got from the previous script, so she would never be exposed.
But there was a problem. It was originally a backless dress, but now it had a V-neck in the front. Due to the elves and Li Nuo's manipulation, her boobs, which were originally no bigger than Nanami's, were now growing and sometimes got in the way. So even if she didn't expose herself, she didn't like this kind of neckline.
Cha Bai was still satisfied because the long version was what she wanted.
[Shanoya's long skirt (modified) +20]
[Quality: Epic]
In short, the original effects and changes can be summarized as follows:
Fire resistance 92% → 70%
Total mana increased by 35% → 40%;
Blunt weapon damage bonus (weakened);
The ability to carry "Mark of Dominus" +1 has been cancelled.
New entry: Attack speed +1.5%, repair the target's vitality by about 15% after breaking the defense (related to luck).
The attack speed is very simple. Cha Bai's attack speed is not fast, at least compared with Li Nuo, Sauron and Xiao Wu, she is slow, and the +1.5% attack speed cannot make up for it.
Its strength lies in breaking through defense and restoring vitality. Breaking through defense generally refers to breaking through the outer shield.
Fighting alone, breaking defense and recovering blood is of little significance, but now she is facing a group battle. She is strong enough and does not need the defense added by clothes. Large-scale breaking defense and recovering blood is equivalent to giving herself a blood potion.
Xiao Wu gained a stabbing skill, which is not very meaningful to her. It can only be said that randomly acquiring skills depends on luck. The "protagonist" has a good luck, and no one can question it.
So much for foreplay.
The second round begins.
"I'll try."
A warrior wearing a ghost mask and holding a red steel knife walked out of the silhouette under the tree.
Compared with the first round, there is only one opponent this time, and the levels of the players present are all between lv85 and lv95, with the main focus on level equality. In fact, they are all members of the "Hell Paradise" team.
The "Tianlou Organization" is a large guild, and most of its members have their own teams. The number of players in a team is generally around 20, but the number of players present exceeds this number, which means that it is not just the "Hell Paradise" that comes.
But it doesn't matter. They are just average, and the strongest one is only 0.5 Nanami. Accidents cannot be ruled out.
Cha Bai was worried about Li Nuo and didn't want to waste any more time, so he looked at the host.
"How many more rounds do we have to play?"
"It takes nine rounds to get through."
"Except for the one in the ruined temple, take all the rest."
In response to Cha Bai, there was the oncoming flash of a knife.
With a snap, the sharp blade got stuck in her face. The knife holder's face froze, and the steel knife in his hand broke into two pieces. At this moment, Xiao Wu's bow and arrow had pierced him and nailed him to the tree.
The players and monsters here are of average strength. The only ones who are left here are the ones in the ruined temple. The rest are useless and are just there to watch the show.
In the first round, neither she nor Xiao Wu fought well. In competitive matches, the most fearful thing is that the spectators are all enemies. While you are fighting, others are observing your moves. After a few rounds, they will find a way to deal with it sooner or later.
The right way is to turn the tables.
"Aren't you guys going to go?"
Cha Bai stared at the silhouettes under the locust tree.
"Then we both took the initiative."
Quiet.
The rags hanging in the courtyard were blown away by the fishy wind, and the blood-red lanterns swayed under the eaves of the ruined temple.
A fireball exploded through the treetops!
Cha Bai spewed out [gun smoke and artillery] from his mouth and lit the locust tree.
A group of demons stood up from the fire, and the players also entered a state of preparation. It was rare for two people like Cha Bai and Xiao Wu to dare to directly challenge a large army.
Both of them have auxiliary insight abilities, and the total number of demons and players is exactly forty.
The courtyard, which served as the fighting stage, was now extremely unstable and the ground began to shake.
"You guys are really 'Endless'?"
A man with a big belly stood in front.
He wore a bronze ghost mask and was dressed like a governor. Asphalt-like mucus oozed from the hem of his official robe, and there were two beating hearts embedded in the jade belt around his waist.
Xiao Wu transformed into a magic bow and shot countless meteor arrows into the sky, freezing the troublesome demons in place.
Cha Bai took a step forward, passed through the rain of magic arrows, and rushed towards the "Governor" with hammer in hand!
The two figures collided with a loud bang, and the sound of metal clashing caused the green tiles on the eaves to crack!
The governor's chest was smashed, and he rolled over. A heart exploded in his waist, saving his life. He gave Cha Bai a "silver note" with a cinnabar seal made from the blood of a living person's fingertips. He counted to three silently, and an explosion occurred that could directly penetrate the shield and was unavoidable!
In the firelight, Cha Bai ran out from the center of the explosion. There were only sparks all over her body, but she was uninjured.
There is only one hidden rule in the arena, and that is that you cannot look at the numbers.
This woman is so tough that she can withstand an explosion!
With a bang of a hammer, the master's head was smashed off. Cha Bai habitually stepped on the heart that was hanging on his waist and exploded it. He forgot that he was not wearing shoes and the soles of his feet felt sticky and uncomfortable.
At this point, no player dared to neglect them anymore, as they realized that these two women had hidden strengths.
"Pah, that's dirty."
"We have more people and are dirtier."
"Who says having more people means more?"
"Hahaha, if you're useless then go die!"
After eliminating the demons, the twenty-one players launched a general attack on them, shouting and laughing.
The host sat on the roof with a smile on his face: "Rounds 3 to 8 will start at the same time!"
"Bet!"
"Bet!"
"Place your bets now!"
Loud shouts in the brothel.
The vulgar guests hugged the low-class women and drank and made a lot of noise.
They stared at the silhouette on the screen, where a chaotic battle of black pieces of paper was taking place!
Tea white, barefoot heavy hammer.
Xiao Wu, bow and arrow ponytail.
The moment the two women's backs touched each other, several long swords shot out as phantoms, like a caged dragon breaking free from its shackles and piercing through!
There were several shocking impacts as the barefoot woman resisted the sword's blow. Her left shoulder was cut with a bloody groove. She held a thunder-patterned hammer in her hand and penetrated into the enemy formation with a chaotic roar. The two warriors were instantly burned into charred silhouettes by the thunder.
Another woman drew her bow and shot an arrow, which split into black raindrops and pierced the void.
Suddenly, eight black shadows swooped down from all directions. The barefoot woman touched the ground with her toes and rushed into the sky to avoid several black shadows of weapons. She swung a huge hammer with her bare hands and smashed the ground. The paper-cut floor tiles poured into the sky like a backflow of heavy rain, shaking the eight silhouettes. The [Flame Feather Robe] burning around the woman's body hugged them and burned them into coal-like fragments.
A man in heavy armor held a strange explosive bomb in his hand. The moment he crushed it, time seemed to stop.
It was an explosion that could burn and destroy the entire picture. Hot wind carrying a foul stench blew out from the screen, breaking the fourth wall.
At this moment, the entire screen was dark and filled with broken bricks and stones.
The scene changed, and the bomb was actually in the air, being sent up into the sky by a bow and arrow and exploding as it did so. The archer's ponytail fluttered slowly.
Outside the screen, a player sitting behind a group of spectators gave an appreciative look.
"At a critical moment, in a split second, a bow and arrow shot away the bomb that was meant to destroy both parties. Amazing."
He glanced at the madam Xiaoqing standing on the upper level, who nodded in agreement.
"Here comes a group of powerful people from Endless."
"Watch the show, don't talk."
The blood and energy were collected in the screen.
The three were teleported to the ground by the barefoot woman, and the fire that spit out black paper pieces caused screams and blood to splatter. The arrow shot by the archer pierced the fourth person's forehead, and the remaining force pierced the fifth person's throat. At this point, the five bodies had not yet fallen to the ground, but had already turned into flying paper scraps.
The black blood shadow suddenly disappeared and exploded behind the hammer girl. Countless arms opened on his body, holding sharp weapons that could cut the entire scene into pieces. The moment the slender shadow was entangled in the forest of swords, a bow and arrow suddenly appeared and pierced the attacker's chest, and the arrow pierced the heart of the hollow silhouette.
There were only two men and two women left.
The two men slapped the ground together. The demon that was nailed to the ground by the arrow but was still breathing suddenly howled, and they gathered together like a spiral to form the posture of an "awakener".
There was a hollow ball of light with a silhouette of the demon's breath. The barefoot woman standing in front was knocked into the ball of light. The smoke created by the paper dissipated, and the woman on the screen was unharmed.
Sparks rose up, and the archer's long arrow drew sparks on the ground. The dragon hunting arrow pierced through the monster, leaving a big hole in its silhouette!
As the screen oozed blood, they had already crashed into the sword formation summoned by the last two people.
A gear appeared in the sky, Infinite Sword System.
The two women leaned against each other, and the archer woman blew the "hunting flute".
Broken spears and swords fell like rain, and the ground collapsed inch by inch.
The flute ends.
Look at the screen again.
The silhouette of the rain of swords was blocked by the barefoot woman with the muscle silhouette on her body. Two arrows shot out from behind her and accurately hit the man who created the rain of swords, exploding into blood arrows.
There was only one challenger left, and he was kicked to the wall by the barefoot woman, who then hit him with the sledgehammer. The splashing blood dyed the entire screen black.
When the last silhouette was shattered by the heavy hammer, the entire shadow puppet stage collapsed.
"I lost, what should I do if I lose!"
The guests who placed bets were both laughing and angry.
"The loser gets his skin in exchange!"
When a customer who loses a bet touches his face subconsciously, he will feel an itchy cheek, and the entire skin will fall off where he scratches.
At this moment, all the candles in the hall suddenly went out.
When the candles were lit again, their faces were hanging at the door, and the children outside the brothel were singing around them.
"The drums sounded, and my sister cut the candles to illuminate her red makeup."
"The thread is long, my little sister is threading the needle to embroider the mandarin ducks."
"The gong clangs, and daddy sharpens his knife to feed the jackals."
"The moon hides, while mother smiles as she peels off her new skin."
"If the cock doesn't crow, the whole family will be sewn into the stage beams."
The eunuch, covered with sores, struck the gong, and the echoing sound would wake up the neighbors.
The children gathered together and sang one last song to the human skins.
"I have to pay off my debts in this life by sewing puppets and singing on the stage!"
The madam Xiaoqing stuck her head out of the window and looked at the happy children lovingly.
"Ah."
She snapped her fingers. The turtle slaves lit the festival firecrackers, and colorful fireworks crackled in the sky above the ghost market, illuminating the rocks on top of the ghost market.
"Great girls."
Xiaoqing sat in front of the dressing mirror and traced the silk thread through the mirror with her fingers.
"You have won, but there are still two rounds to go."
Xiaoqing's words came from the host's mouth.
In the courtyard of a dilapidated temple.
Cha Bai and Xiao Wu were both breathing heavily. They had not used their best skills in preparation for the fatal fight later, which made the fight more and more difficult.
But in the end, he defeated these forty opponents.
"Two against forty, and they haven't even used their full strength yet. You two are rare super-standard guys."
The hostess stood on the broken steps and put on a professional smile.
Cha Bai pulled the hammer out of the head of the last player who was killed, leaving a pile of sticky threads on the ground.
"I don't understand. You guys are really playing with your lives."
"Of course." The hostess said, "Death is a relief, how good it is for the weak."
Xiao Wu: "Ha~ Then why don't you commit suicide?"
"'The End' does not allow meaningless suicide." The hostess' expression immediately softened and asked, "Would you consider joining 'The End'?"
"No!" Xiao Wu said hurriedly, "I like an ordinary life. You guys are too perverted here!"
Then she asked Cha Bai: "Why are we here?"
Cha Bai thought for a moment and said, "I forgot."
During the battle, the cyberpsychiatric system secreted something similar to stimulants, causing Cha Bai to forget that her purpose of coming here was to find the alchemist Elifa, kill Elifa, destroy the experimental factory, and prevent the demonized poison gas from leaking.
But until now, all their actions have been following the "End" system.
[Main Quest Branch: The Ruler of Ghost City]
[Since we want to expel the traces of the "scholar" in this world, of course we must first kill its subordinates and kill the alchemist "Ailifa"]
The last hint at the mission told them to fight their way through the arena.
Cha Bai had a plan in mind. The last players to appear in the arena were related to Alifa. They were all stationed in the Ghost Market and did not join the army against Brupp. This meant that Kunqiong and Alifa of the Ghost Market were colluding with each other, and what they did was related to the [Scholar]'s destruction of the world.
In any case, Li Nuo cannot be contacted and Maljie has to hide. Without these two dirty-minded people around, she can only rely on her own recklessness to do things.
"Two more rounds?"
"Not urgent."
The host slid open his neck, and hot red blood flowed out of his everted flesh. Twenty eyeballs fell out and fell to the ground with a clatter, splashing mucus.
"pick one of two."
The host tilted his head and smiled slightly.
"You can take these eyeballs now and use them one by one, or you can clear the arena and get a synthetic big eyeball. That thing is far better than these things."
Cha Bai glanced at Xiao Wu, who pursed her lips, stared at the eyeballs on the ground, and wanted to come over to get them.
The host raised his hand and shook his index finger.
"Don't decide so quickly. Let me make it clear first. Normally, challengers can only trigger this option in the fifth round, but you triggered it in advance, so the big eyeball you get will be better."
The host clapped his hands.
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that the eyeball is a biological recorder, similar to the 'Skill Random Card' in your corridor."
Cha Bai grabbed Xiao Wu's shoulders.
"How do you play?"
"There are only two people left. If you make it through, you can get a big reward, but before that, these eyeballs don't belong to you, that's all."
"Gambling?" Xiao Wu laughed: "I hate pornography, gambling and drugs."
"Small bets are good for the soul." The host said, "Gambling with your life is not considered a big bet."
Xiao Wu suddenly felt tempted to join the End.
But the devastated courtyard discouraged her impulse. The deserted yard was full of potholes. A player was lying in a pothole, twitching, with blood gushing from his mouth, but he was smiling.
"The native places of the end are all areas of despair, including the gathering area where we are."
The host suddenly said this.
Chabai was startled.
"what?"
Does this mean that there are other reasons for the end of the world?
"nothing."
The host bowed his head.
"Then the ninth round is about to begin."
When she raised her head again, her eyes were cloudy and dark like a demon.
She turned into a ghost prostitute with a porcelain face, long loose hair, and eight spider-shaped compound eyes on the back of her head, all silver.
The dilapidated and ruined areas around were quickly repaired.
The big red lanterns were hung under the eaves again, the crows flew back, the corpses were buried underground, the burnt locust tree stood tall again, and the dead branches that covered the sky stretched out as if to cut into the dark clouds in the sky.
But those black eyes were immersed in deep pools of mist, and glowed like drops of blood under the faded red lanterns.
"I am your ninth opponent."
At this moment, the atmosphere of terror and oppression held my breath, and even the screen in the brothel exuded a murderous aura that could melt flesh and blood.
The gong sounded three times in the brothel.
Keep doors closed.
The customers fled, the brothel closed its door, the house was deserted, the lights went out and it became dark.
In the temple courtyard.
She grasped the air and grabbed a sharp sword. The tip of the sword lightly cut through the air, and wood chips from the broken house fell down behind her.
"My name is Luoying, please teach me."
But Cha Bai cast a fireball magic towards the dangerous temple.
The firelight shone on the host Luoying's face. She stared blankly at the house that was set on fire and then quickly put out: "Ah?"
"Too slow, I'm in a hurry." Cha Bai shook the flame on his hand, grabbed Xiao Wu's ponytail, waved his hand and said: "Ninth round or tenth round, it doesn't matter who comes first. You people of 'Endless' must abide by the rules of 'Endless', and we don't need to abide by your rules."
Xiao Wu: "Don't pull my hair!" She yelled at the host who hadn't reacted yet: "We'll be back soon. If you're unhappy, just sneak attack us! Or..."
As she said this, she left a clone behind to give Luoying face.
"What?" Luoying slowly put away the sword and smiled: "Sister Xiaoqing, I lost."
The puppet strings that had pierced her body broke.
Xiaoqing, the madam of the brothel, loosened the puppet strings on her fingers. She was more curious about what time Cha Bai was in a hurry.
"What time are you in?" Xiao Wu asked Cha Bai in a low voice.
"Who knows what Li Nuo is doing..." Cha Bai looked unhappy, with worry and a little anger lingering in his brain.
As they were talking, the two women pushed open the final and most dangerous door.
In the dilapidated temple, spider webs hung between the broken beams, swaying in the wind.
A beam of light penetrated through the crack in the open door, casting the reflection of the strange Buddha's green face and fangs on the mottled brick wall.
A burly figure sat cross-legged in front of the Buddhist shrine. When he closed his eyes, veins on his forehead throbbed, and his muscles with blue veins moved under his skin like live snakes. His palms were tightly clasped on his knees, and a blood-dropping knife hung on the iron chain around his waist. The edge of the blade on his back was stained with dark brown stains, and the tip of the knife rubbed against the gravel on the ground with the frequency of his breathing, making slight scraping sounds.
His name is Kunqiong.
One of the official members of the Tianlou organization, nicknamed Wu Ren, he is a martial arts fanatic.
Kunqiong opened his eyes.
Look back.
In the light and shadow from the crack in the door, there was that slim girl with white hair.
A murderous aura emanated from Kunqiong, and the crows on the eaves flew away in fright, carrying a few pieces of broken tiles to the ground.
"It saves me the trouble of looking for you guys..."
Kunqiong's face was covered by a large bamboo cover, and he made a strange hoarse sound as if his throat had been cut.
Cha Bai is sometimes very smart.
"Looking for us...Looking for Denise, looking for the Ancient Blood, right? Right."
Denise's genes and ancient blood are both good materials for alchemy. Li Nuo felt sorry for Cha Bai so he never used her blood as alchemy material. But everyone knows what great creations will be produced if the power of time and space of the ancient blood is used in alchemy.
Kunqiong was speechless. He had promised the alchemist Elifa to get the ancient blood, and he was the only warrior in the Tianlou organization who was pushed to the front.
When facing the enemy, the only option is to take action.
The copper bells tinkled and swayed in the draft.
A thick murderous intent was lingering in the temple. Xiao Wu's throat rolled and she whispered, "Be careful, this is not on the same level as the previous one."
Cha Bai knew it, but she couldn't concentrate on it. She was more worried about that damn demon hunter.
At this moment, in the dark lobby of the brothel, the broken shadow play started again, gathering into a few people fighting in the deserted courtyard. The faint candlelight illuminated the anxious face of the barefoot girl in the silhouette.
She was worried about what Li Nuo was doing and what was going on...
……
Li Nuo was wondering how he died just now.
"How did I die just now..."
He was resurrected at the location of the campfire, but he couldn't figure out how he died.
I just remember that when he entered the bronze door, there was a girl in the courtyard, and then he died.
"Compared to being killed, it's more like a mechanical death, which means I forgot something while licking the picture."
Li Nuo lowered his head, and the brim of his hat was illuminated by the gradually dying campfire, casting a matte glow.
"I rely on!"
He suddenly woke up.
“Why shouldn’t I use someone else’s kidney!”
When offering sacrifice to the five elements on the altar, one needs to sacrifice a kidney. Li Nuo used his own kidney at that time. He realized something was wrong later, but when he thought about it, it was as if sometimes the things in his brain were controlled by someone.
Thinking deeply about it, later when he encountered the BOSS from Jingguan to the mute girl, he came and left in a hurry, without using his brain but just rushing past.
Although it is reasonable, it is not his character.
"Someone is modifying my character..."
Li Nuo's eyes widened, full of anxiety.
He opened the panel, found Cha Bai's mission information, and found [Side Mission: Ghosts and Gods]. He also triggered this side mission, which was to hunt down the hidden BOSS here.
There is a sentence in the mission information: There is a hidden BOSS buried under the Ghost Market of White City. You can only enter that area through the sewers of White City, but the difficulty is not the BOSS, but the way to see the BOSS.
"Isn't it that someone modified my character..."
Li Nuo recalled carefully.
When I first entered this place, my first opponent, the one-armed old man, said, "Welcome to the dreamland."
Li Nuo: "This is a dream."
Someone is modifying the dream.
The answer to this puzzle lies in this box map.
But he needed to be unnoticed.
When faced with a terrifying place, the best solution is a warm fairy tale.
Li Nuo took out a bottle of props that he had always been reluctant to use. It was a gift from Doraemon.
[Drink that allows you to enter a no-man's land: When you want to be alone, just drink this drink that allows you to enter a no-man's land, and you will never meet anyone.]
It's just an expired product.
But he drank it anyway.
【Effect Trigger】
[Because it is a past-due commodity, the effect has changed]
[Once you drink this drink and enter an uninhabited area, you will be treated as a bug by others until you are noticed.]
Li Nuo carried the box containing Mulan on his back and set off.
This time when he entered the dark and dilapidated town again, he did not attack any hidden demons, and he felt his mind was very clear, unlike the first time he came in, when he was full of hostility. It must be that the guy who monitored the dream did not notice a bug.
Li Nuo recalled what he had not noticed when he came here last time. He remembered that he had seen a ghost fire at the end of an alley and was attacked by a group of soldiers in bamboo hats. His confused brain had forgotten about this matter.
This time he passed the soldiers hiding in the alley, found the alley, and saw the dark green will-o'-the-wisp.
Following it, I saw the ghost light flickering.
Breathe in.
There is a peculiar smell.
Li Nuo saw the red smoke, which was the path-finding ability of the demon hunter. At the same time, he stuck his walking stick straight into the ground and silently chanted "Where is the will-o'-the-wisp?"
The wayfinding cane function pointed to a house.
He gently pushed the door open and found a hidden door pointing downwards in the room.
Li Nuola couldn't open the door. His first reaction was that it was a mechanical door, so he used the wall-penetrating medicine to go straight in.
I stepped on the blue brick floor. The air was filled with the smell of mold and the sweet smell of burning incense sticks. The faded silk hanging from the beams swayed like the tongue of a hanged man.
An old lady was curled up in an octagonal chair, twisting a string of shiny bone beads with her skinny fingers.
Li Nuo and the old lady looked at each other.
A ghostly light appeared in front of the old lady. She smiled at the visitor, and her left face was covered with thick lead powder. Her right face was rotten to the bone. The swaying light and shadow dragged the sunken eye sockets into two black holes, and a few strands of spider silk hung among her silver-white messy hair.
"My dear... do you want to see my goods?"
Her name is "Smiling Procuress" and she is a merchant in the "End Corridor". Like all corridors, there are merchants with "staff" in every place. The Endless is a weapon workshop, and the End is too chaotic, so they are simply a group of traveling merchants.
Seeing Li Nuo staring at her blankly, the smiling procuress thought the child was frightened and asked again: "Why, young man, don't you want to buy it?"
Then Li Nuo said, "Do you want me to beat you up, or do you want to give me the things yourself?"
Smiling Bustard: “Huh?”
Li Nuo: "Yeah."
Smiling brothel owner: "Wait! I can't let you hit me. There are rules..."
"The rules of the End are to restrict the End." Li Nuo pointed at himself and asked, "Why should I, a person from the Endless, abide by your rules?"
He impatiently grabbed the old woman's hair and said, "I'll count to three. You deserve to be beaten to death."
The smiling procuress immediately said, "You can only take out my things if you pay me! Otherwise, I can't take them out!"
Li Nuo stared blankly: "What money?"
"Hey hey hey..."
Snapped!
Li Nuo slapped the old lady on the forehead and reminded her: "I'm robbing, be serious."
The smiling procuress gnashed his teeth and said fiercely, "I am an underground merchant. I sell strange and precious things, so my currency is not gold coins... but... pieces of undead feces."
Li Nuo was startled.
The smiling procuress was secretly pleased: "Young man, no?"
Li Nuo asked: "Can I ask what you want the shit for?"
Smiling brothel owner: "I like to eat ashes and feces with rice."
There is an old lady in "Dark Soul" who likes to eat this way. It is the "Endgame" system that created such a high-quality imitation of the old lady.
Li Nuo asked in a confirming tone: "Is it the kind of [shit block] that can poison people?"
Smiling Bustard: “Yes.”
Li Nuo: "You will die of overeating."
In the dim light of the will-o'-the-wisp, he smiled like a mirror master.
(End of this chapter)
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