As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 586: Extra : Humph, here I come again

(I accidentally made it a paid version, and I can't change it now. I'll make a chapter free or post a few more extras to make up for it when I have time.)

……

Humph.

In my home turf, I don't use any symbols when I speak.

This is me, this is me, I am...

"Brother, what the hell are you doing?"

Malger looked at the woman next to him.

Here's the thing.

Ever since Malger was abandoned in the Ant King's castle of Milotic, he had been trying to make money because he had no money. Later, after experiencing the "Soul of Steel" incident, he planned to expand his missionary work in reality.

However, the reality is a scumbag with a dick, a blind date girl who wants a dowry, and a damn demon hunter. Malger, the leader of a mechanical cult, the god of steel soul, is now living on the streets, under the euphemism of begging.

Another reason for begging was that a medical accident occurred in the illegal clinic he recently opened.

There was a patient who wanted to install a propeller in his anus. Considering that the patient was a gorilla and the expansion of his anus was comparable to Doraemon's four-dimensional space bag, Maljie collected a lot of money and performed the operation.

Who knew that the male gorilla was Unit 0, and it interrupted the "beep" of its friend Unit 1 male gorilla.

It's really surprising. How can you Cairo people break it so easily? Can't you repair it by yourself?

This was Maljer's oversight.

The Cairo people think that when they are finished, they will be finished. The male gorilla No. 1 dreamed of becoming a female gorilla, so after his limbs were broken, he really thought he was a female gorilla. Therefore, he did not repair his broken limbs, which led to heavy bleeding. Then he thought his operation had failed, so he died.

This was a medical accident, and if we dig deeper, we will find that the doctor is the culprit.

As a result, Malger was fined a large sum of money, and all the money he had defrauded in the city was lost.

That’s why he had the experience of begging for food.

It's not shabby to beg for food.

There was once a beggar who became an emperor.

Ma Ge is not afraid of shit, so why beg for food? He has even drunk the authentic Pearl Jade White Jade Soup.

Then he realized that he had to get a permit to beg here, and he was considered an "illegal beggar" so he could only beg next to the stinky ditch.

Considering that the story of Milos City happened a long time ago, I'd like to mention here that this city is very absurd. There is a brothel under the police station. After being destroyed by Lino, it has become the base camp of interstellar hunters, which is equivalent to the Pirate Island where the pirates in "Pirates of the Caribbean" used to entertain themselves and get supplies.

In fact, Li Nuo must be the one to blame. If he hadn't insisted on getting the Ant King, this place would at least be a hotbed of crime. Now it has become a famous screening ground for "Category III film actresses".

Those low-class hostesses all work in shabby taverns.

The most expensive hostess in the city of Menas was once the gorilla princess. The fortune teller under her command has now become the most famous brothel owner in the city, and her specialty is to make things even more chaotic.

Okay, that’s the background introduction.

When Maljie was thinking about what to do for dinner today, a woman came to the side of the road.

The women in this place all wear heavy makeup or look like gorillas, but this woman is very different.

This is a woman who looks like a good family at first glance. She is pretty, not very good-looking, but she has a certain charm, as if she has been divorced eight times before she was over 30.

To sum it up: wife.

It fits Maljie's taste very well.

Li Nuo once said that Maljie is not obsessed with mature women, he is actually obsessed with NTR. Although this is definitely not the case, it also indirectly reflects that this guy has something wrong with his brain.

"Sir, do you want service? The kind where you pay later."

The woman said the word "hostess" with a face that looked like Bai Jie, and she made a "2" with her hand.

After thinking about it, Maljie made a “1” gesture.

After some bargaining, the two agreed on a price.

"Come with me."

The woman took his arm, probably because Maljie was so handsome, so she had a good feeling about this customer.

"My name is Cao Cao, what's your name?"

"In transactions like ours, we usually don't ask for names, Mr. Cao Cao."

【Mosaic Hotel】

Inside the room, the woman took off her clothes and took a shower in the bathroom.

Maljie was sitting on the bed. He had finished his shower long ago and was reading a newspaper, looking like an intellectual.

While waiting for the woman, he went to the "Endless Corridor".

Cha Bai was reading the [Encyclopedia of Dark Magic] and the books from the last "Ys" script. When he saw Maljie coming, he frowned in confusion.

"You are beaming."

"Humph."

Malger raised his brow.

"Ms. Chabai, what do you think of women in special jobs?"

"I do not watch."

"I mean……"

"I'm not qualified to speak." Cha Bai said, "The problem with that group is their environment, and it may also be related to their personal character."

She thought Malj was a little strange.

"Have you found ..."

"You and Li Nuo should learn something from this."

After leaving this message, Maljie went to the maintenance room inside and shut down the running machine. He felt that he would not be back for at least a day and a night, so he had to stop the dangerous work.

When he came out of the corridor and sat on the bed again, the bathroom door opened.

The woman stepped barefoot over the misty water stains, with steam lingering on her calves. Water droplets from the ends of her hair soaked the hollow of her collarbone. The remaining warm yellow light from the bathroom followed her heels into the living room and was cut into two by the moonlight outside the floor-to-ceiling window.

The woman climbed onto the bed, and the scent of jasmine filled Maljie's nostrils.

Then Marjie kicked her down.

"Why!?"

The woman was shocked.

"What are you doing!"

"Stupid!" Maljie looked unhappy and even cursed: "Who would spend money to do this kind of thing!"

The woman was even more surprised: "Wait...you haven't spent any money yet..."

Maljie: "As a woman, you are so shameless! Do you think I am a creature that lives on my lower body?"

Woman: "Guest... have you kowtowed?"

Maljie: "To be honest, I already have a partner and I refuse NTR."

Woman: "Then why am I here?"

Marger: "Pour me a cup of coffee."

The woman said terrifiedly: "It's not here..."

"Then go buy it!"

The woman whose head was confused by Maljie ran out wrapped in a bath towel and came back half an hour later with a cup of instant coffee.

"Bad quality coffee..." Malger threw the coffee against the wall: "Are you just going to be a slave like this?"

The woman didn’t know what kind of brainwashing she had received, but she suddenly knelt down and said, “I…I know I’m wrong.”

She was very confused and asked, why should I be a slave?
This guy is looking for emotional value!
But when she thought about it carefully, it didn't matter. After all, the man was handsome, so anything was fine.

"Humph."

"..."

"Humph!"

"?"

Maljie hit the woman with a pillow. He ignored his own great strength and hit the woman's head so hard that she became dizzy.

"When I said 'hum' I meant, it's a bit cold!"

"Okay, I get it..." The woman was about to turn on the air conditioner. "Wait." Malger pointed at the fan on the table and said, "I want to fan myself."

"But……"

"As a service industry, can't you be more considerate?"

"okay, I get it."

In this way, the woman kept doing this and that while he was yelling at her. After a few hours, all Maljie had to do was give a "humph" and the woman would consciously hand him the newspaper, take his cell phone, bring him a cup of water, or even go outside to chase away the barking dog.

After three hours, the woman had learned how to massage people's shoulders.

Four hours later, the woman learned chess.

After five hours, the woman learned the basic nursing care of a nurse.

Under Maljie's various requests, the woman demonstrated her professional ethics in the service industry.

Until the morning bell.

The woman stood up and held out her hand: "Time's up, spit out the money."

At this time, several Cairo mafia members suddenly broke in.

"Put your hands up!"

The city of Menas is indeed a golden area for the sex industry.

But as mentioned before, Maljie was an "illegal resident" and was identified as a beggar.

It is not the police who are cracking down on prostitution, but the mafia. The police station in Minas City is the mascot, and it is the mafia that manages the order.

“Beggars have no human rights?”

"Yes, but you have to at least pay taxes if you want to have fun with a lady."

Maljie was taken to the Mafia's interrogation room, where a brick-headed Cairo alien wearing a black hat was interrogating him.

It is worth mentioning that the interrogator was a Cairo girl.

"You too, at such a young age, you spend money on such a beautiful dream, so what?"

"Hmm, I'm actually interviewing."

"Who are you kidding?"

Cairoji spat in his face.

“I’m actually interviewing.”

"If you keep talking nonsense, I'll tell your lover about it."

Malger was stunned: "Really? You can find her!?"

Cairo Ji thought this guy was mentally ill.

In another interrogation room, the woman sat on a chair with a blank expression on her face. She felt that she had not done anything wrong. She just worked as a maid for a night.

Cairo Ji, who was interrogating her, sat on the table and said, "Bitch! Traitor! You are the public enemy of women! From today on, you are under our supervision and cannot do this kind of business again until you get a business license!"

……

“That’s the story.”

In Wink's tavern, Malger and Li Nuo sat face to face, staring at each other.

Li Nuo: "Huh?"

Maljie: "Later, because she couldn't work, that woman became the first nurse in my clinic."

Li Nuo was timid and said, "Lao Ma, I'm a cartoonist."

"Bah, stinky painter!"

"I'm an artist." Li Nuo said, "Do you think I don't know "Dark Short Stories by Doraemon's Author"? Isn't this the short comic?"

Maljie sneered: "Humph, art comes from life."

Nanami came over with two glasses of water, smashed the glasses on the table, looked at Maljie with disdain, and said, "Ma, you are so dirty."

Maljie: "Humph... I really didn't... Because from the way that woman looked at first, it was obvious that she was from a normal family, but she just went astray..."

Li Nuo: "Sha Yu was cheated on."

Nanami smashed the bar counter with one punch.

"The second brother is speaking up for the eldest brother?" Li Nuo said rudely.

"People who only drink water should not come here from now on." Nanami turned and went into the kitchen, then shouted, "I'm talking about you two!"

Nanami didn't have work today, so she came over to help, but her beautiful day was ruined by these two people.

Li Nuo asked in a low voice: "Old Ma, tell me the truth, are you..."

"Even if I like mature women, I wouldn't do that." Maljie said, "Besides, I'm really interviewing her. Look, she learned all the nursing skills in one night. She's a promising talent. And most importantly, she doesn't recommend wearing miniskirts."

Marjie is fulfilling one of her dreams in a perverted way: making all nurses wear miniskirts.

"And I found out that any woman working in the service industry who has any connection with me will be taken back by the mafia and punished by being unable to work. Then I can take the women who pass the interview back to be nurses!"

"You're stuck in a bug..."

"Hahahaha! I'm the one with the power of Shadow!"

Maljie was just showing off to Li Nuo that his wild clinic was doing very well, while Li Nuo, the cartoonist, had been making less and less money recently.

Later, Li Nuo smashed the table on Maljie's head. While Li Nuo was pinned to the ground by Nanami and asked for compensation, Maljie teleported back to reality and escaped.

He returned to his clinic and started working as a doctor again.

Because the nurses all wear miniskirts, his clinic has a lot of patients.

So the nurses would greet him, and the general content was:
"Would you like the skirt to be shorter?"

"Can you please stop that gorilla from pointing the Po Men at me!"

"Doctor, should we add some black stockings? It's cold lately."

Maljie was very annoyed. Women were trouble. After a busy day, it was night. Maljie went out from the back door of the clinic. Behind the door was the church of the "Mechanical Cult" in the slums.

The handsome man was sitting at the door smoking a cigarette while holding a string of Buddhist beads.

"Hey, our Lord Evil God has appeared."

"You are becoming less and less respectful of your God."

"Master Evil God, our church has no business, but your clinic has enough people."

The back door of the cult church is a clinic that saves lives and heals the wounded, which can be regarded as a kind of God's love for the world.

Maljie: "It doesn't matter. Just do your job well."

At this time, a woman wearing an eye patch came to the door. She had three eyes, one of which was missing, so she covered it with the eye patch. Maljie knew this woman. She was the fortune teller who was fooled by Li Nuo.

The fortune teller said, "I heard that a clinic that specializes in taking in women who violate the law suddenly appeared recently. I asked someone to check it out and found that it was an old acquaintance..."

"Who is your old acquaintance?" Maljie didn't give him face.

The fortune teller's mouth twitched, then he changed the subject and went straight to the point: "Warrior of Light... can you get in touch with him?"

After the city of Menas, besides the gorilla princess, the fortune teller also fell in love with Li Nuo.

Malger: "Tell me what's the matter."

The fortune teller said: "I told him a fortune, although it was not accurate...but during the fortune telling, I saw him being beaten up."

This is like saying nothing.

The fortune teller bowed slightly and said, "Also, I gave him an eyeball. If he has never used it, let him carry it with him. I mean... I also divined that the eyeball would be useful to him, so I gave it to him at that time."

As for how it was useful, she didn't know. This half-baked fortune teller could only see some vague images. She had calculated the "higher-dimensional life form" because that incident had a great impact on her living environment.

"What else did you predict?"

"Your timeline is so confusing, and I can only see so little, so I'm sorry."

Maljie complained in his mind, isn't the player's timeline chaotic... But he didn't realize at the time that the time chaos seen by the fortune teller was their next script.

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ps: "The belated prologue is because I am not satisfied with what I wrote today, so I thought about making a sequel and a prologue."

Pss: "Regarding the name of this script, it should be "The Key to Time and Space"? "

(End of this chapter)