As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 596 A palace without a toilet has no value

Li Nuo pulled up his trousers.

"This palace is really debauched..."

There was a damp, fishy, sweet smell in the air.

"Ha... Of course..."

Cha Bai was lying under the white sheets, with messy white hair covering half of his eyes. With his long but unstable breathing, a glimmer of tiny beads of sweat appeared in the hollow of his collarbone.

Li Nuo's word "fuck buddy" was translated by Cha Bai into "sleep buddy".

Then Li Nuo was inexplicably taken to the princess' bedroom.

Cha Bai slowly stood up, and the sheet slid down his chest.

"As a princess, I have the right to designate a creature."

Li Nuo, who had just pulled up his pants, turned around and pinched her face, and asked with a smile: "For example, which creature?"

Cha Bai grabbed his hair and said, "For example, the Warrior of Light."

The two kissed each other again.

A little farewell is better than a wedding.

Good story.

After the passion fades, the real work begins.

Cha Bai recounted the whole story in ancient language.

After she arrived at this place, she was taken back by a group of soldiers, who called her a "princess". In fact, she was a sacrificial prop, which was the custom of this country.

The sacrifices come from the old calendar of ancient times.

The country of Doni is remote, and natural and man-made disasters exist all year round.

Further north in the country is the area of the "Descendants of the Dragon", also known as the "Devil's Army".

The north is backed by a natural barrier of high mountains. Since the formation of the human alliance, it has become an important pass.

In addition, nearby countries send here orphans who are willing to accept transformation to become disabled soldiers or special soldiers, and use them to experiment with the feasibility of demonization transformation. The transformation process is very restrained and demonization basically does not occur.

Ten years ago, the focus of the war shifted to the west, and only in recent years has there been time to recuperate.

On the other hand, the country has a good lord.

With hard work and dedication, the domestic order has been relatively good.

Until one of their senior officials came to power, everything changed.

"The first-rank Grand Secretary of State is now the real ruler of the country (ancient language)."

Cha Bai used her fingers to draw a network of relationships on Li Nuo's belly that only a couple could understand.

Below the lord, there are three higher positions.

Tai Zheng Siming, the old man who controls the destiny of the country.

The remaining two are considered to be people around the Great God of Destiny.

The Great Lord of Yin and Yang, a foreign wizard, is in charge of sacrifices.

A puppet official, he is actually the helmsman of the "Death Squad" and the "Palace Guards".

The problem lies with these three people.

Since they showed up, the lord's personality changed drastically, the army was ordered to commit suicide, and the treasury was inexplicably emptied.

The little prince is missing and it is rumored that he has been humanely destroyed. He is the lord's only child.

Capable ministers were stripped of their power.

Many high-ranking officials died inexplicably.

A large number of wizards from the wilderness entered the palace.

This year, the military presence in the surrounding towns began to be reduced, resulting in nearby villages being attacked by demons and village massacres being staged every week.

The fate of the common people is not counted, so there is almost no public opinion. Everyone still has to solve the problem of food and clothing, so who would care about the life and death of people in the villages outside the city.

At the same time, there were a large number of incidents of demons attacking civilians in the city.

"Anything else (Ancient)?"

Li Nuo was lying on the bed, and the two of them had been talking in ancient language.

Because someone was listening at the door.

The palace was already full of the minister's eyes and ears.

Cha Bai bent down, opened his mouth, and made an unclear description.

"I guess there's something wrong with the Great God of Destiny, and he's undermining the country's foundation, but it's not necessarily for invasion, but in other directions. Maybe this country is hiding something, wow~"

"Uh... that's it... wait a minute."

Li Nuo suddenly became timid.

"Someone is listening. You have to do it even if you can't. We have to pretend."

Chabai is very tough.

"I mean...I'm taking some medicine."

He made a medicine grid and used [Girl Rabbit's Medicine], turning it into strawberry flavor.

“Can you make one with Sprite flavor?”

"I am searching."

Li Nuo exchanged the [Advanced Alchemy Manual] from the task panel. This was the reward for the "Snake Demon" side quest, and its main content was to make alchemical bombs.

"I feel like I can make a rum flavor out of these recipes."

"never mind."

"Go on."

"I don't know the details. The information that can be found in the palace should point to the Haneda altar outside the country. But since ~ since twenty years ago, no one has returned alive from there...ah..."

"You mean, there is something there that affects the future development of the world. It is very likely that it is that thing that causes the world to fall into the curse of the magic rain."

"Well……"

"Well, where did you learn these weird noises?"

"Mountains of Women on your computer."

"Hey?"

Li Nuo immediately got back to the topic.

"Why couldn't we get in touch with you when we were looking for you?"

"In order to prevent others from seeing my strength, I used [Magic Suppression], which made me use less magic power. In addition, there was a barrier near the palace, which restricted space travel. I knew about it after you three came, but after thinking about it, even though it's the Middle Ages, it would be bad if there were black technology or players nearby who could monitor our conversation, so I cut off the signal."

The only problem with Cha Bai's doing this is that there is no way to prevent the risk of Li Nuo exposing this place, so when she saw that Li Nuo's point map was approaching the city-state, she used the "stolen" money to bribe the wizard to hold a sacrificial parade.

This country is very superstitious, and she, as a sacrifice, is considered a "blessing from God", and her requests will be granted as long as they are not excessive.

"You have a really good attitude."

"You will find me anyway."

Cha Bai raised his eyes.

"right?"

"Yes."

Li Nuo answered very straightforwardly. The advantage of having a close relationship with Li Nuo is that you feel very secure, but the disadvantage is that you feel very insecure.

Chen Shou and Nanami have the most say in this regard.

"Ugh... Damn it."

Cha Bai stood up, covered his mouth, and looked embarrassed.

“Are your strawberries expired?”

Li Nuo changed the subject again: "Anything else you gained?"

"I stole everything I could."

Cha Bai can turn into maggots.

She used the posture of an insect to hide herself, so that the thief would not get away empty-handed. Since this place was known as the "Land of Swordsmiths", the forging technology was very sophisticated, and most of the stolen things needed to be seen by Maljie.

"By the way, where are Malger and the others?"

"Lao Ma went to find the island where the "Great Sword" stage took place."

Before entering the city-state, Li Nuo and Maljie acted separately.

Li Nuo is responsible for the historical anchor points that will definitely change after the revision.

Maljie is responsible for finding other possible directions.

The main quest has become "Use the method of changing the past to change the present that is changed by the future", which is equivalent to another way of expelling the [Scholar] has been opened, but there are no extra prompts, symbolizing that this is a real "open game" and you can just create it.

The three-match battle between the two ended.

It's already night.

While Li Nuo was exhausted, Cha Bai took out the scattered magic factors from between his legs. [Praise the Sun] requires the combination of "Warrior of Light" and "Ghost Abalone", and it takes many times to accumulate a good sun.

Li Nuo thought it was quite abnormal.

Cha Bai has become more and more free since he became [Ghost Back]. Later, when he started to spray his breath into people's mouths, it was already a bit abstract. Now, he is really a bit like an animal when he is giving birth to the sun.

"So, the plan?"

Cha Bai couldn't wait to fight. She was itching to do something because she failed to kill Kun Qiong last time and was defeated instead.

"Wait a minute, where is the [Key to Time and Space]?"

"In my stomach."

Cha Bai touched the rising and falling abdominal muscles on his lower abdomen.

Li Nuo was stunned and exclaimed “Ah!” This was too crazy.

"After the transmission, the key merged with me. I don't know the specific reason."

She said as she released a panel.

【Key to Time and Space】

【Update usage】

[Complete the story of a historical line and open the next important historical node. The butterfly effect may lead to unexpected story directions. This thing retains its "humanity" and will enter the user in order to prevent itself from being lost, until the story line of the world is completely messed up.]

[After completing the historical modification of this timeline, return directly to the timeline before the transfer]

Li Nuo thought that for the time being, he should not worry about the broken key issue. The most urgent task was to solve the current problem.

There is no one monitoring here, so the preparation work can be carried out openly.

After Cha Bai put on his clothes and Li Nuo put on his pants, he pulled the fire-proof old man out of the mask.

The first thing is to shut the old man's mouth.

【The old man in the bamboo hat (fire prevention old man)】

Of the three functions, only one is available now.

[Ability Improvement: In this world view, kill powerful monsters, complete side quests, and get "echoes" from the old man, that is, "extra experience points"]

This is the basic foundation that Li Nuo is sure to reach level 99.

The old man activated his abilities based on the tasks completed by Li Nuo and the others.

Most of the End's scripts do not give experience points during missions, and you need to find characters in the script that can trigger the increase in experience points.

Here, the experience points given by side quests above lv100 are constant at 10W, and 150W for lv20 and above.

From White City to the snake demon mission just now, only one "Find the Resistance" has not been completed, and all the remaining five tasks have been completed. Together with the "80 experience points that can be accumulated" obtained from the DLC branch quest, a total of 140 million experience points have been obtained.

The special mechanism of this experience value is that it can be stored in the panel, and when the growth height accumulates enough, it can be used at any time.

It can be seen that "The End" is a place that is extremely conducive to the growth of players, although it is very dangerous.

After the fire extinguisher was done, Li Nuo stuffed him back into the mask, took out the Smiling Bustard, and pressed the old lady's mouth in the same way.

The Smiling Bustard tactfully unfolded the merchandise scroll.

When Li Nuo was captured, he deliberately handed all his equipment to Chen Shou. He was only wearing a pair of trousers, and even his shoes were the sandals worn by nobles in the palace.

He needs a weapon.

【Silver Sword: Tolgivielle】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Equipment requirements: Reaction 50]

[Effect: When used by a demon hunter, the power of cutting and slashing increases by 15%, and the damage to demon creatures increases by 2.5%]

[Brief description: Demon Hunter "Ciri"'s Silver Sword]

Cha Bai would not be jealous, but for Li Nuo, Xili was indeed a very important part of his life.

Ever since his initial exchange with Ciri at Toussaint train station, the work of demon hunting had been deeply ingrained in him, even though his eyes were no longer amber snake pupils.

The Smiling Bustard refused to return to the mask. She took out a bag full of "shit blocks", which were all the food packed after the last "Shit Sea Maggots".

In line with the principles of business, these leftover meals are regarded as a top-up at the Smiling Face Bustard. Li Nuo asked for a silver sword, so the Smiling Face Bustard should eat a portion...

The maids who were eavesdropping on them outside the door smelled a strange odor through the crack in the door.

The white tea is not excreted and has attracted everyone's attention.

Many maids bet privately on whether the princess was really holding it back.

"The princess pulled it!"

"Wait...there's no bucket in the room!"

"Hey, I told you she couldn't possibly be incapable of excretion. Give me the money."

boom!
The door was pushed open.

Cha Bai covered his nose, took the bucket and closed the door again.

Then she covered her face, feeling ashamed.

At this time the window was open, and Li Nuo had already escaped through the gap in the iron window by shrinking his body.

"I forgot to bite him."

Cha Baiqian stood by the window with a smile, the moonlight of the dark night reflected on her face. Only a second later, only a maggot fell on the windowsill, turned into a butterfly and flew out of the iron window.

Li Nuo's task is to solve the palace problem.

Chabai is a solution to historical problems.

The division of labor is clear.

The man is in charge of the inside and the woman is in charge of the outside; this is called a husband-and-wife shop.

……

Inside the ancient hall.

The remaining candle flickered in the draft.

The lord was sitting on a straw mat, wrapped in a thick blanket. It was summer, and the old man's face had a purple color that only people who were frozen would have.

The waiter lowered his head and handed over the medicine.

The old lord picked up the medicine bowl, and the potion swirled, reflecting the old man's sunken eye sockets.

He refused to drink the medicine, but he still couldn't control his hands and poured it into his mouth. As it rolled down his throat, the waiter raised his head and retreated to the door. When he closed the sliding curtain, the darkness illuminated the waiter's devilish silver eyes.

"If it were any later, your strong will would have broken free from the illusion."

The blindfolded man stood before him.

Tai Zheng Siming.

Femon.

"Can we work now?"

The lord looked at Femon and stretched out his hand. His dry fingers trembled as if he wanted to grab the man's throat.

"Let them go..."

"Almost there, my lord."

Femon unrolled the scroll on the table.

"The last village of this month has been destroyed. We are only one step away from experimenting with the demons. Don't you also want to create an invincible weapon?"

"I……"

"For the final experiment, your guards will go to the northern canyon, where a remnant of the Dragon's descendants remain. Let them experience the taste of mutation."

The lord's eyes gradually lost their luster.

Femon was experimenting on the people of this country, first just civilians and then the military.

He once said so.

——Science needs verification to detect the truth, and all deaths are for future victories.

The light is shining.

The lord's hall was filled with secret messages asking for help. Even though the old hands had lost their fingernails, no one knew what happened in the hall.

This country is too small after all.

The stability of the past decade since the shift of the battle line has made people forget that the crisis may be happening at the most critical place at any time.

Femon took advantage of peace and the feudalism of the old lords and controlled the country's internal affairs in a way that no one knew about. What he wanted was to eliminate all the forces in the country that were loyal to the lords and transform the people and soldiers into demons. This would require a very long transition.

"There are only sixty-two soldiers left in the remnant army. We have to cut down on expenses."

"Soldiers are sent to the Western Front, where the danger is greatest. I believe the Allies will appreciate your generosity."

"There is also the sacrifice for the 'Hazebana'. Let's do it tomorrow. The little princess with white hair meets the requirements. I believe that after the sacrifice, the ancient demon will become our partner."

All requests were approved after the lord stamped his seal.

But suddenly, the lord used his remaining willpower to grasp the document.

"What a strong will. I'm reminded of your little prince."

Femon slowly untied the bandage covering his eyes.

"When he was on the stone bed during the experiment, he forced himself to stay awake no matter how much anesthesia he was injected with. If he hadn't died, he would have been a good successor."

An uncontrollable confusion flashed in the old lord's eyes, sadness swept through his brain, and his trembling hands grasped the corner of the table tightly. He wanted to stand up, but his legs were already necrotic.

"Come on, be angry, then look at me."

The blindfold was removed.

Hidden behind the bandages were Femon's eyeballs that were crowded together and squirming wildly. His pupils were trembling and looking directly at the lord's anger. The next second, the lord's consciousness became scattered again.

The great god of destiny took the scroll of approval from the table.

"Excuse me……"

There was a voice outside the door.

"Um, where is the toilet...I need to pee urgently."

Femon looked over there, controlled the lord's consciousness, and shouted in the lord's hoarse voice: "Who is it?"

One second, two seconds...

Five seconds later...

puff!
There was a splash of blood on the white door curtain.

As the door was kicked open.

The headless bodies of two guards fell in.

Li Nuo walked in dragging a long sword. The tip of the sword left a bloody mark on the ground. He touched his hair helplessly.

"Sorry... what was I doing just now... I wanted to go to the bathroom... but why is the bathroom in your palace so far away?"

Fei Meng noticed Li Nuo's pupils, silver eyes!
"Is it a mutated demon?"

"what……"

Li Nuo let out a long sigh.

"It would be quicker to kill you..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Canghuo ignited Ciri's witcher's silver sword.

The cold light instantly obscured the secret message for help that the lord had left day and night.

Li Nuo's plan was very simple. He would go directly to the palace and chop off the problematic people. Hesitation would only increase the number of casualties and waste time.

Now he had two new reasons to destroy the palace.

[Side quest updated: Mad Scientist]

[Task Difficulty: lv100]

[Task Reward: Random Treasure Box*1, Feature Value 3]

[Mission details: Fei Meng will turn this city into a kingdom of demons sooner or later. When the time comes, he will pack up and leave, and no one will take care of the mess he leaves behind. Either help him or kill him. The choice is yours, but the reward is the same.]

The second reason is simpler.

Demon Hunter: "A palace with so few toilets has no reason to exist."

……

Chen Shou stood at the edge of the alley wearing a large bamboo hat.

A loud noise erupted in the palace in the distance.

Soldiers wearing black iron armor were rushing there in large numbers.

"The palace was attacked."

Two remaining soldiers stood beside Chen Shou and recorded the incident on paper.

"Um……"

Chen Shou hesitated to speak, as he thought it was Li Nuo who did it.

During these few hours, Chen Shou strolled on the street for a long time. The dilapidated houses built with slats squeezed the roads into narrow alleys. Some people's eyes were not right. They should be on the verge of demonization. This city was actually half a devil's den. Someone was doing unspeakable experiments in the city.

"Didn't the remnant soldiers notice these?"

Chen Shou was curious because Li Nuo had discovered it when he entered the city.

The shadow behind me lengthened.

The blades in the hands of the two remaining soldiers became part of their bodies. They triggered the taboo and awakened into demons.

Chen Shou turned around.

As early as his deeds became known, the state's executive officials issued an order to kill Chen Shou.

The effect of [Identity Certificate] is very strong, and now his identity has never been doubted by anyone.

Therefore, as a remnant soldier with outstanding combat effectiveness, Chen Shou must die.

In order for Dasi Ming to steal the country, all potential threats must disappear in the ditch.

Chen Shou blew out the smoke from the muzzle of the gun.

The two remnants had holes all over their bodies, the flames left by the elemental bullets burning them, blending with the smell of burning witches on the street.

A butterfly landed on the roof under the moon.

"Hey."

The white tea turns into a butterfly and becomes a human.

She had contacted Chen Shou long before she set out.

"Sister Cha, where are you going?"

"follow me."

Cha Bai was wearing the witch's dress she hadn't worn for a long time. She left her [Xia Nuoya's dress] in the palace. Li Nuo would bring it to her anyway.

Not much time passed.

The two came to the place of sacrifice, the border of the city.

There is miasma here, and you will get lost after entering, but it is very easy for players to break through.

"arrive."

Cha Bai straightened his beret and looked directly at what was in front of him through his tactical goggles.

Chen Shou came late from behind, holding his nose.

"This……"

In the eastern city, in the center of the sacrificial site, stands a Western-style church.

[Side quest has been triggered: Land of Spells]

[Task Difficulty: lv120]

[Task Reward: Skill Card*5, Feature Value 3, Upgrade Machine]

[Mission details: There is a mysterious thing buried underground in this country. If used incorrectly, it can bring about a horrific curse.]