As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 603 Nokia: Fat Tiger's Song
Fifteen hours later.

Li Nuo and his companions arrived at the Great Rift Valley area near the Swordsmith Kingdom.

He locked onto the spot where the Nokia had fallen when he left last time, and jumped down along the cliff.

Since events were changed 666 years ago, the Great Rift has separated the areas of dragon descendants and humans.

Due to the influence of magic factors, many new plants appeared below the rift, some of which even changed the world's medical structure.

However, as time went on, more and more mutant creatures appeared, causing the bottom of the Great Rift Valley to become a forbidden zone for life.

Many outlaws would settle here, and over time it would become a no-man's land.

In short, it's very dangerous.

So Chen Shou guarded Mulan and others and did not let them enter the Great Rift Valley.

Marj went downstairs with a metal detector and said Nokia was in that area.

Cha Bai went to look for clothes according to the direction of the magic factor.

Li Nuo sat in the middle of the rift, looking at the magic factor rising from below the rift. At night, the factor, like fireflies, made the place look very beautiful.

He found a flatter place, took out the folding stool, moved a stone to use as a table, took out the lunch box made by Die, drank tea and looked at the scenery, while seemingly having nothing to do, he dealt with the upgrade issue.

The first is the [Demon Mutation Potion] that Malger got.

666 years ago, Malger went alone to the island where the "Great Sword" incident took place.

The original story is about a century ago, two major forces on the continent were fighting for hegemony. One of the forces had the power of the descendants of dragons. Relying on this powerful non-human race, this force quickly seized the initiative and controlled the war situation.

In order to fight against the "Descendants of the Dragon", another force began to develop new types of war weapons and demonize them.

This is the origin of the Great Sword Warrior.

It is the root cause of the appearance of demons such as Yukinako.

This is also the reason why the Swordsmith Country was persecuted as an experimental site.

Maljie went to the island where the greatsword warriors were studied, but there was a thick fog surrounding it, and even the magic of space could not penetrate it. He found the researcher of the greatsword warriors and learned that a strange thing had happened on the island.

Someone isolated the island from the outside world, and from then on, some people could not enter.

Some people refer to life outside this world.

The answer should be that a certain player, possibly a player from the Tianlou organization, once added a protective layer to the island in the distant past, preventing other outside players from interfering with the story on the island.

Although he couldn't enter the island, after completing a series of tasks, Malger got the "Abyss Demon" mutation potion.

It is said that the potion is highly toxic and is a failed product. The researchers of the organization originally wanted to fool Maljie, but Li Nuo is immune to all poisons.

【Demon Mutation Potion】

[Quality: Ordinary]

[Effect: Monster power digitization]

【Brief description: highly toxic】

No matter how many times he watched it, Li Nuo would sigh that the simplicity of the "End" panel was so boring.

The needle of the syringe couldn't penetrate his arm, so he had to break the needle and drink it directly.

[Toxicity: 150%]

Boom-!
Li Nuo's heartbeat suddenly accelerated, not because he couldn't bear the toxicity, but because his body was adapting to digitization.

Players at levels 25 and have basically said goodbye to dataization. This is the privilege of level players.

【Monster Power Digitalization】

[The percentage of released demonic power that increases or decreases one's own abilities has been digitized]

Li Nuo raised his eyes, his pupils fixed on the panel that popped up.

【All hidden data are materialized】

[Demon Power Release 10%: Strength +10, Reaction +10, Insight +30]

[Demon Power Release 20%: Strength +20, Reaction +20, Insight +40]

【妖力解放40%：力量+50、反应+50、洞察+60，灵力（魔力、气、查克拉等总称）总量+50%，受到伤害减少15%】

[Power Released 70%: Strength, Reaction, Spiritual Power, Insight, four values ​​+100, Constitution +50, total spiritual power (a general term for magic power, energy, chakra, etc.) +80%, damage received reduced by 25%]

[Release more than 90% of the power and obtain the demon form]

"Is this so..."

Li Nuo wanted to try releasing his demonic power to see the changes on the panel, but suddenly he remembered something he had never used.

A brown scroll with no words inside. It is the reward obtained after killing Yukinako.

[Simple and crude upgrade scroll: select an attribute value and directly increase it by 50 points]

The panel showed that the experience points he had received from the fire keeper due to side quests had reached 190 million. Another 30 would be needed to level up. He pondered over it and felt that the strength of the data accumulated now... should not be enough to achieve +6 for all attributes per level up.

Li Nuo kept the experience points for the time being. He really wanted to accumulate enough experience points to reach level 99, but it was not realistic.

By the way, although he accumulated a million experience points quickly, that was the result of completing a large number of excess tasks above lv150. Even if ordinary players have the ability to do these tasks, they do not have his wild dog-like energy to complete all the tasks in a short period of time. The reason why he can have the practical ability today is, on the one hand, the result of his self-training since childhood, and on the other hand, it is innate. The most important thing is that he has trained himself with extraordinary willpower and physical strength through the tug-of-war with Cha Bai day and night. It can only be said that marrying a wife is very important.

Looking at his attribute panel, he was hesitating whether to replenish his health to above 100...

“Don’t forget your roots.”

Li Nuo educated himself.

Then he resolutely put all 50 points into "Spiritual Power".

It's very simple. Cang Huo consumes spiritual power. The higher the magic value, the more powerful Cuihua is. The upper limit of [Cuihua's Big Explosion] depends on the strength of the spiritual power value, and, um, love.

[Attribute breakthrough: When any attribute is greater than or equal to 420 points, the attribute value bonus enters a smooth period and obtains talent ability]

[Spiritual power breaks through 420 points]

[Select one of the six attributes based on your past performance and talent allocation]

Li Nuo wants to be a macho man.

But... he saw an option that could elevate himself as a whole.

"Medical."

[When the cumulative HP loss in each battle reaches 500% (and the player is not dead), "Counterclockwise Suture" will be triggered, restoring the player to the state at the beginning of the battle. The cooling time is 4 hours.]

[Detected that "decoction grid", "all magic that consumes mana", and "passive skills with limited times" can be restored]

He has little blood.

There are many ways to save your life.

Losing 500% of your health is equivalent to losing 50% of the health of a player of the same level.

This feels like a group of men being kidnapped by a group of old ladies with rotten teeth. The men are asked to "beep" together by the old ladies with smelly sweat. Among the group of men, there is an impotent guy who becomes the only one who is released. It is a blessing in disguise and he is reborn after being on the verge of death. This is roughly the experience.

Simply put, under the guidance of [Counterclockwise Suture], his ultimate move [Lick Twice] might become [Lick Four Times].

After making his choice, Li Nuo took a look at his panel.

[Li Nuo: lv90]

【Strength: 302】

[Reaction: 508]

[Spiritual power: 440]

[Physique: 396]

【Insight: 548】

【Medical: 56】

[Still until the next upgrade: 115000/420000]

Numerical strength determines the player's foundation.

Li Nuo's stats exclude "medical", so he has no weaknesses and extremely long strengths.

This is more obvious when compared with the lv99 Tea White data during the "Vaporwave" period.

【Strength: 222】

[Reaction: 273]

[Spiritual power: 409]

[Physique: 601]

【Insight: 300】

【Medical: 279】

The above data are the values ​​after Cha Bai was forced to upgrade to 99. Except for the two force majeure factors of "physique" and "medical", the remaining data lags behind Li Nuo at lv90 in all aspects.

Back then, Sister Cha was able to kill lv80 players at random.

The gold content of Li Nuo's super-standard products is rising higher and higher.

The reason for achieving this high data level is still the role of the [Experience Guide Machine] of Taoist Master Wang in the previous script.

Li Nuo felt that Taoist Wang was a noble person and that he should build a ancestral temple for him and collect some incense money at the same time.

He kept the above plan in mind and prepared to discuss it with Wenk after returning, and let Nanami's economic company package Master Wang, and then he could use a middleman to make a profit from the difference.

After fantasizing for a while.

Li Nuo took a breath, and 40% of his demonic power was released.

【力量+50、反应+50、洞察+60，灵力（魔力、气、查克拉等总称）总量+50%，受到伤害减少15%】

The strength value remains below 400, and there is almost no feedback.

The key feedback is reaction and insight. When I activated 40% of the magic power, I felt like my brain was being massaged by the feet of the goddess of luck who was not wearing any underwear. After digitizing it, I realized that it was actually a manifestation of insight after the value increased.

He could sense where Maljie was.

Li Nuo could even see what this guy was doing behind the rock, although it was just a feeling... but it was almost the same.

"Old Ma, what are you doing?"

"Humph!"

Malger cut off the communication. In fact, Marco just had a zipper stuck.

After a long period of experimentation, Li Nuo was able to basically feel that the feedback from the improvement in his data after 500 was close to the feedback in the range of 100 to 200.

Theoretically, as long as players increase their data to above 500, they will be invincible.

The reality is cruel. If one statistic is higher than 500 before reaching the maximum level, you are considered lucky. Even a guy like Sauron who has [Explorer] has only two stats higher than 500.

The above conclusion needs to exclude players with BUG abilities such as Nanami and Maljie.

"You need to get at least one more stat above 99 before reaching level 500."

Li Nuo drank the tea elegantly.

"No, if I raise a value to an extremely high level, will there be unexpected gains?"

Li Nuo took another sip of tea while thinking.

Maljie's voice appeared at an inopportune moment: "Come down."

Li Nuo felt unhappy and went down to the bottom of the valley.

Marjie sat on a rock and posed in a pretentious manner.

"Did you finish masturbating?"

Li Nuo asked with concern.

"I'm just stuck."

Maljie pinched his brows deeply.

"Damn, it's too lush. I need to scrape it off with a scraper."

Li Nuo felt that he had touched upon a topic that was like Pandora's box, and immediately changed the subject: "What about Nokia?"

Maljie took out a mobile phone with a broken screen, it was a long-lost Nokia.

"After 666 years, this crappy phone has evolved."

Ma Ge released the panel.

【Nokia 3210】

[Quality: Epic]

[Effect 1: The power it exerts in the hands of different people varies. For example, in the hands of a serious person, it is just a mobile phone, but in the hands of a funny person (a person who does not have a funny worldview), it may be able to smash through a mountain]

[Effect 2: Over the course of history, this phone has learned a new skill and automatically installed a music playing software]

[Brief description: At first, someone used this phone to crack walnuts, and later, someone used this phone to smash the earth into two pieces]

[Tip: Don’t use effect 2]

The two were very curious about what kind of horrible thing Effect 2 was and why it couldn't be used.

So Li Nuo used the [Death Sea Urchin Potion] and attracted a group of mutated beasts.

Maljie considerately took out earplugs and plugged their ears.

As the beasts got closer, Ma Ge pressed the broadcast button.

The only included track appeared on the screen... When the prelude came on, Li Nuo was stunned.

"Hey... Lao Ma, cancel... don't broadcast it."

Maljie pointed to his ears and said, "I can't hear anything. I'm plugging my ears."

It's too late.

The singing voice penetrated the props that blocked the ears, and the devilish sound bombarded the canyon.

New Fat Tiger Song

I’m Fat Tiger, I’m the king of kids~ I’m invincible, a real man~ Nobita and Suneo are not as good as me~ I’m good at fighting, playing sports~ I’m also good at singing, come to me if you have any problems!

……

Above the Great Rift Valley.

Chen Shouxu looked up and saw the canyon shaking. Although he didn't know what was happening, he thought that it must be those three people who were harming the creatures in the canyon.

"boring."

Skinny guy took a bite of the salad.

"Really boring."

Behind him, Die was sitting on the ground trembling. Her killer instinct told her that something terrible had appeared at the bottom of the valley, and it might be a non-physical thing.

"How terrifying... What on earth are Mr. Li and Brother Ma doing..."

As a blind person, Mulan had the best hearing, so she heard the devil's sound coming from the bottom of the valley. The Fire Keeper, who seemed calm on the surface, actually had... her cerebellum collapsed.

……

five minutes later.

Maljie used the [Staring Treatment] with great difficulty to save Li Nuo.

"Fuck!"

Li Nuo climbed up and looked around with wide eyes. The place where they were was buried by rocks. The beasts were all dead, but they were not crushed to death. Instead, they died because of the song "Fat Tiger's Song" which caused their brains to explode.

"Old horse!"

Maljie sat next to the stone pestle, blood oozing from his ears.

"Huh... I didn't expect to die from the singing of a funny guy."

"That can't be considered a song!"

Li Nuo snatched the Nokia from the dying Maljie's hands. "Fat Tiger's Song" had finished playing and the Nokia was out of power. The phone panel displayed: [Solar charging, needs to be fully charged for 24 hours before it can be turned on. "Fat Tiger's Song" is a paid song. If you want to listen to it next time, you have to wait for more than a week and the payment is 1 gold coins].

"A divine weapon!"

Li Nuo was overjoyed.

"Things in the funny world just don't make sense!"

"Hey? Old Ma?"

"Old horse?"

"Malje!"

Ma Ge finally died.

Li Nuo punched him in the chest, and the Cyber ​​Heart started up. Maljie exclaimed: "What kind of life are Doraemon and Nobita Nobi leading!"

Li Nuo: "You might as well say that the people in the comedy world are all perverts."

The new Nokia is very powerful, the only pity is that it cannot be mass-produced. Suppose that the next time they travel through time and space back to the time period from 666 to the present, and take away the Nokia here at that time, then the Nokia in their hands will be replaced.

This is a problem of time paradox.

At this time, Cha Bai's voice came from the headset.

"What happen to you guys?"

"I was at a concert." Li Nuo said.

Cha Bai: "I just heard a magic sound, and the wire inside my cochlea exploded. Maljie, please ask Mr. Victor to help me fix it."

Li Nuo: "We'll be there soon..."

Before he could finish his words, Cha Bai walked out of the [Portal].

She was holding a witch covered in blood in her hand, and the witch was wearing the tea-white [Shanoya's long dress] that had been left behind for 666 years.

Seeing the mess and the haggard faces of the two men, Cha Bai subconsciously asked, "Did you two fight?"

"No." They both said in unison: "Really not."

"Well, I found the witch, and she was wearing my clothes, so I beat her up, but her crime wasn't punishable by death, so I didn't kill her."

Cha Bai said as he stripped off the witch's clothes.

The miserable condition of this witch could only be described as a fate worse than death. Looking at the old witch shivering, Li Nuo wanted to shoot her to free her.

Cha Bai had already taken off her long skirt.

She frowned when she saw the panel.

[Shanoya's long skirt (modified) +20]

[Quality: Epic]

[Equipment requirements: Reaction 99, Spiritual Power 99, Physical Fitness 99]

[Effect 1: Fire resistance 70%; total mana increased by 40%; blunt weapon damage bonus (weakened); "Ring of Destiny" accumulation speed increased]

[Effect 2: Attack speed +1.5%, restore the target's vitality by about 15% after breaking the defense (related to luck)]

It's normal up to here, but it becomes abnormal from now on.

The skirt has been soaking in the magic pool for 666 years and seems to have evolved self-awareness.

[Effect 3: Find the original owner]

"Li Nuo, give Maljie's eyes to..."

Before he finished speaking, Maljie turned off his two electronic eyes.

Cha Bai changes clothes.

Clothes jump out with new content.

[The original owner has been found, the skirt is very happy]

This piece of information is very curious.

[Effect 3: Connect to the wardrobe data of "Player 5950" and change clothes at any time]

[Effect 4: A magic thread penetrates the player's body of 5950 and enters the heart, protecting the heart at all times. Every time it is attacked, the heart will use a "dong" to remind the magic thread "Can you replenish some blood?" The skirt has a 10% chance of returning a small amount of 5950 blood to the player.]

Cha Bai: "Dong... a message to remind the skirt to replenish blood? Why is it like sending a telegram?"

Li Nuo: "Isn't this Morse code?"

(End of this chapter)