As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 605 Toilet Paper

[Player is detected entering the time-space tunnel]

[Players can pass]

[Optional timeline: White City DLC (891 in the mainland calendar), the original Fire Keeper's Shelter (1021 in the mainland calendar)]

[The rest are random timelines. You can randomly choose one of them based on the historical anchor points recorded by the "Original Fire Keeper"]

[Searching in the time tunnel]

【Found】

【466 years ago】

【Continental calendar year 555】

[Main Quest "Expel Scholars"]

[Tip: What you did at a certain point in time in the past will cause a butterfly effect, which may change the future and even cause the time anchor points recorded in the past and future to disappear.]

[Time limit: about 124 days]

……

【Continental calendar year 555】

[The biological weapon "Infinite Arms" was originally supposed to appear in the 800th year of the Continental Calendar. Due to the Great Rift Valley incident in the 355th year of the Continental Calendar, the biological weapon was brought onto the historical stage in this era due to historical effects.]

……

The system has detected the [Identity Certificate] and is calculating the suitable identities and occupations of several people in the time-space tunnel.

It serves to integrate into the world view and allow users to get closer to the "main line".

boom!
The sound of fireworks exploded into my ears.

When Li Nuo opened his eyes, he was standing in the middle of a group of people.

The White City is a dark world with an oriental flavor, and the Kingdom of Swordsmiths is similar.

And here, it feels similar to the feeling of traveling to another world through toilet paper.

The sun is shining brightly at this time.

The town is bustling at the moment.

The blacksmith in the leather apron suddenly knocked over the mead barrel, and the golden-brown liquid overflowed the stone base of the fountain, causing several barefoot children to scream and jump away.

The broken statue of the harvest goddess in the center of the fountain was garlanded with honeysuckle and its cracks were stuffed with fresh sage.

The wind swept through the bakery on the west side of the square, carrying the aroma of freshly baked buckwheat cakes and mixing with the melody of the accordion.

This is a town in the north of the Great Rift Valley.

The territory of the descendants of dragons.

According to the historical documents found by Mulan, the descendants of dragons, also known as the "last descendants of dragons", are essentially a race that has existed since ancient times. Because they have immortal powers, they are regarded as carriers of demons.

Until a certain era came, the human world fell into chaos and eventually two alliances were formed. The Northern Alliance Army gathered more races, including the power of the descendants of dragons.

The so-called war between the human coalition and the descendants of dragons is actually a war between humans.

The descendants of dragons are usually in a similar condition to humans, they have a longer lifespan, and their living conditions are basically the same as humans. After all, no matter how devilish a race is, they have long been assimilated into one race after hundreds of years of integration.

and so……

The joy and noise that fills the streets all come from the descendants of the dragon.

“Wow…waaaaaaaaaaaa!”

Li Nuo stared at Cairo-kun beside him with dead fish eyes.

"Is this a journey into toilet paper?"

Cairo pulled Li Nuo's clothes off and climbed to the top of his head, occupying the highest point. He looked around excitedly with his eyes blinking.

"Why can you come along?"

Li Nuo frowned.

"How would I know?"

"That's the characteristic of the summoning scroll..."

It’s a good thing that Cairo can come along, so we can reuse the Nokia Cannon.

But the problem is, the location of Cha Bai and the others...

The teammates' location showed that Chabai was at sea, sitting in a boat approaching here, and Maljie... this guy was at least a hundred kilometers away from here.

Whenever they go to any world, Maljie will first adjust the signal to facilitate communication. That kind of universal communication tool only exists in the illogical, warm, everyday, super-powerful and funny world like "Doraemon".

Therefore, we can only wait for Maljie to adjust the communicator signal before we can contact him.

Li Nuo was still wearing his black priest's uniform, and on the large coffin he was carrying sat Cairo Jun.

If he were dressed like this in a civilized society, he would be sent to a mental hospital, but he fits in particularly well with the current urban environment.

Li Nuo touched his body.

There is a gem in my trouser pocket.

【Gemstones that can be exchanged for money】

[Story items cannot be taken out]

[Can be exchanged for 20,000 local currency]

“How thoughtful…”

Li Nuo was madly envious of the players of "End". The system was so considerate... although the price was that it would throw these crazy people to the most dangerous place.

In addition, he had an "Adventurer" badge in his arms.

"It's really like traveling to another world..."

【Adventurer Badge】

[Story items cannot be taken out]

[The territory of the descendants of dragons is not stable either. After all, the demons are based here, so the "demon hunters" who deal with the demons are derived. Later, because of the Great Rift incident, the demon hunters were sent to the bottom of the rift to find the "magic technology" skill tree. Until now, the name of "demon hunter" has been replaced by "adventurer"]

[Adventurer's Duty: Go to the Adventurer's Guild to receive missions. Since most missions are dangerous, the bounty is also very high. In addition, there are additional rewards waiting to be discovered.]

"Isn't this still an adventure team in another world?"

Li Nuo complained that he forgot that if it weren't for his mischief, the world would have ended in destruction.

If the Great Rift Valley incident had not occurred, there might not be the current hustle and bustle here.

The Great Rift Valley caused the war to passively fall into a stalemate. The social sciences in this world were rather strange. Technologies such as human body modification were very advanced, but there were no technologies such as guns and artillery.

The width of the Great Rift is enough to isolate the war. Because of the random magic released by Li Nuo, the material below the Great Rift has mutated. Various countries have begun searching and researching below the rift. After hundreds of years, the temperature of the war has gradually cooled down.

By the time of Mulan, war had basically disappeared.

It's just that An Mi used the virus on the indigenous people, causing them to ignite the fire of war again. Li Nuo now knows the source of this fire, which is "biological weapons and unlimited types of troops."

"I remember that Brump seemed to have died at the hands of this thing."

Li Nuo pulled out a folding stool from the crowd, ignored other people's looks, sat down and began to think about things.

"If the problems of this era are solved, Brump should be able to survive."

"But what about Xiao Wu..."

"Old Ma can indeed save her, but the [rescuer] can only choose one of the two. These two idiots are both indispensable people."

Maljie talked to him about Xiao Wu. Marco and Victor could transform Xiao Wu into a robot and resurrect her, but her abilities, memories, and personality might not be inherited unless there was more fantastic super technology.

In the world of "NieR", magic elements can store memories, but the negative cost is gradual psychological depression and reduced combat effectiveness.

The technology of "Cyberpunk" and "Ys" can also solve this problem, but those who survive cannot retain their original abilities.

"Anyway, let's solve the problem in this world first and find out how to make that biological weapon."

A group of soldiers carried him up along with the stool.

"No, bro, what for?"

Li Nuo was confused.

The soldiers walked to the side of the road as if they were carrying a sedan chair.

"You're in the way."

"Wouldn't it be enough to just say it?"

"You are an adventurer, so you will be treated preferentially."

Li Nuo suddenly realized that adventurers have a very high status~
At this moment in the square, the crowd suddenly split open like the tide receding.

Three cloaked figures staggered over, and the lead box in the arms of the first one was emitting a strange blue light.

The soldier wearing a deer horn helmet suddenly blew the bone flute, and the sharp sound pierced the noise.
The town's celebration was due to this scene.

"Everyone, a new team has found an important item in the Great Rift Valley! It may change our lives!"

A strange light burst out from the blue box. In fact, it was the magic factor that had been stored in the box for hundreds of years and formed into light dust.

The town is equipped with an elevator that can go down to the deeper levels of the Great Rift Valley, so the adventurers' headquarters is also here.

Li Nuo was carried into the guild by the soldiers.

"Okay, I'll take you here."

The soldiers were like taxi drivers, they faced Li Nuo, because the height of the descendants of dragons was rather strange, just... very tall, the shadow of the nearly three-meter-tall giant was pressing down on Li Nuo.

“I don’t have any tips.”

"Stingy."

The soldiers turned and were about to leave.

"Wait." Li Nuo shouted.

The soldiers looked back expectantly.

"The security here is pretty good, right?" The biggest advantage of players is that they can seamlessly connect to most official languages ​​of all worlds.

"Very good." The leading soldier said, "Even if you run around the city ten times with a sack of gold coins, no one will rob you."

Compared to the chaos in White City and Swordsmith Country, this place is peaceful like a fairy tale world.

The city's laws are sound and strict. Since the Great Rift appeared, soldiers have been throwing prisoners into the Great Rift to feed monsters. On the one hand, they save prison expenses, and on the other hand, if a genius emerges among the prisoners and brings back some awesome things from the Rift... Anyway, there have been similar cases. This relatively deformed law, in fact, is all the work of the Warrior of Light and the fat man, and the sequelae left behind.

After sending the soldiers away, Li Nuo looked around the guild.

There are a lot of people and the place is huge, with four floors, and it’s just a branch in the city.

It can be seen that adventurers make a lot of money in this industry.

Li Nuo has the gentle face of a protagonist, and with his pet (Cairo), he looks like a nascent hero.

But no one took him seriously.

With no room for pretense, Li Nuo had no choice but to pick up the bounty booklet on the table and read it. He quickly found the bounty he wanted, a bounty for "unlimited biological weapons", but all the records had been erased, leaving only a name.

"There's something fishy."

Li Nuo tore off the page and walked towards the reception desk.

The guild's receptionist was talking to someone who was handling business.

"Sir...you can't issue this kind of mission just because you want to eat a monster's brain."

"That monster's brain can be used to make witchcraft, a witchcraft to curse people. I really need it!"

Mr. Comey is a well-known trader in the town. He was recently cheated on, but his wife is a man, which makes it impossible to hold him legally accountable. This country allows same-sex marriage, but there is no legal protection for same-sex marriage extramarital affairs.

"Then amend the national law!"

The receptionist, Miss Mi Li, responded with a professional fake smile.

"Pay 10,000 first."

In this poor era, ten thousand is a lot of money.

Even the richest businessmen in the city have to think twice.

Comey felt that the other party was deliberately making things difficult for him.

"Don't be ridiculous, so much money..."

Miss Mi Li made a gesture of invitation.

"Sir, please go and save some money first..."

Li Nuo put a gem on the table: "I paid for him."

Mi Li: “Huh?”

The appraiser came over and took a look: "Wow, it can be exchanged for at least 10,000. Where did you get it?"

Li Nuo: "Found it under the Great Rift Valley."

He took out the adventurer's badge and said, "See, I'm honest with you."

Mi Li smiled at Li Nuo.

"Sir, are you here to cause trouble?"

"I'm serious." Li Nuo said: "If LGBT is used well, it may overthrow a country's regime."

Although no one understood what he was saying, everyone felt differently.

Mr. Comey wanted to shake his hand excitedly, but Li Nuo lifted him up and sent Cairo Junfei.

"I like girls."

"I didn't realize that. I thought you liked the Pope." Mi Li was a little annoyed. If such a ridiculous task was issued by her, she would be scolded: "Sir, you are an adventurer, right? If you have accepted the task, hurry up..."

"I have something to ask."

Li Nuo interrupted Mi Li and watched the workers in linen clothes post the reward for the "Homosexuality Act" on the wall. He took out the thermos, unscrewed the lid, and took a sip.

Then he took out the reward slip he had just torn off.

"Regarding the biotechnology that can produce unlimited soldiers, this bounty..."

As soon as these words were spoken, the huge guild fell silent.

Everyone looked at Li Nuo.

Li Nuo: "Ah...what?"

Mi Li picked up the loudspeaker, leaned out of the window, and shouted to the people on the street: "Notify the soldiers, there is a vacant bed in St. Mary's Mental Hospital!"

……

offshore.

A cargo ship is moving slowly on the sea.

The ship was actually a slave ship disguised as a merchant vessel.

A small boat was alongside the cargo ship.

Captain Weitz threw the cigarette in his mouth onto the deck and walked towards a lady who climbed out of the boat.

"You are really impatient, Ms. Sophia."

Sophia had long red hair and was taller than Weitz. She was a descendant of a dragon. This woman looked coldly at the boat full of "humans" and didn't bother to say anything about the inferior race.

"Show me the goods."

After saying that, she walked towards the cabin where the slaves were hidden.

"This bitch..." A sailor was unhappy: "If she was in our territory, I would tie her to a wooden rack and beat her for two days, and she would be obedient."

"Racial discrimination is normal," said another sailor, "but a woman this tall must have beautiful legs."

They began to fantasize about Sophia.

But just then, someone told them to shut up.

"What are you afraid of?"

"Look……"

Before Sophia entered the cabin, the sea breeze blew her long hair, and a face at the back of her neck was looking at them and smiling.

It is not wrong to call the race of dragon descendants monsters. Except for their body size, they are almost the same as humans. But they are demonized ancestors after all, and there are more or less some "horrible" things about them that cannot be hidden.

Weisz's boots stepped on the deck of the cabin, and the sound of his footsteps echoed in the cramped environment.

"Ms. Sophia, I'm a little embarrassed that you're in such a hurry to come and see the goods. You have to know that we are illegal merchants. If we are found to have traded with you dragon descendants near the sea, it will be difficult to explain to the 'humans' when we return."

“I’ll pay more.”

Weisz smiled with satisfaction.

"You will be satisfied with the goods this time, but why are you in such a hurry?"

Weisz stopped.

"Sophia, please don't cheat me."

Sophia stopped.

"You know about the supply of biological weapons."

Of course Weisz knew it; Sophia had told him when they were still in bed.

"The biotechnology developed by you descendants of dragons, which can infinitely replicate demon soldiers, came to a standstill more than a decade ago."

According to the normal development trajectory of history, this technology will be brought up again by a tyrant hundreds of years later. At that time, due to Yukinako's curse, the world collapsed. The tyrant in the remaining country wanted to use that technology to create unlimited citizens, but later failed.

In the 890th year of the Continental Calendar, the emperor of White City bought the technology from the indigenous people. The alchemist Elifa realized it and it eventually became a defensive weapon for White City, killing a large number of players in the "Corridor of the Sky" such as Brup.

In the year 1021 of the mainland calendar, during the era of human extinction, the demons used this technology to complete the mass reproduction of demons. When Li Nuo first entered the script, the fireman told him that the "demon factory" was a general reference to this event.

"The emergence of the Great Rift Valley gives us hope that this technology can be used again."

Sophia's mouth curled up into an exaggerated arc.

"The country won't allow such a horrific experiment, so you asked me, your old lover, to help you?"

Weitz smiled.

"Add more money."

"I'm going to make you feel great, tonight."

Sophia bent down and kissed Weisz's stinky lips.

"Now that you know all this, where is the best source?"

"Aren't you afraid that I'll tell you the truth?"

"Who would trust a rotten ghost?"

"you."

The two were truly in love when they were young. At that time, Weitz was still a pretty boy, but Sophia could live for hundreds of years. The cruelty of the theory of lifespan was vividly reflected in these two people.

"I have forgotten how I caught that woman, but the terrifying... well, that's called magic, right? The terrifying magic content is enough to support your research."

Weisz opened an iron gate and saw iron cages on both sides of the road filled with skinny slaves. After being sold to the territory of the descendants of the dragon, they might become meals.

"Most importantly...it has to be a woman."

Sophia despised these slaves.

"And she's a very beautiful woman."

The essence and blood of a beautiful woman is a very important alchemical material. Li Nuo understands this very well. It is outrageous that alchemy also depends on appearance.

"I don't know why you need beautiful women for your research, but don't worry."

Weisz took a deep breath.

"That's the most fucking beautiful woman I've ever seen."

"More beautiful than me?"

Faced with Sofia's question, Weisz was stunned for a moment, then started laughing.

"Haha, hahahahaha! You're just a piece of shit in front of her!"

The iron cage at the end.

Chabai opened his eyes.

(End of this chapter)