As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 625: The Underworld

Li Nuo thinks that installing a faucet on the tea leaves could save a desert.

When she released the water, the excess liquid flowed into the floor and became the essence for irrigating the tree in the tree house.

"So perverted..."

Li Nuo looked at the ceiling with his cheeks shrunken.

"This is really perverted..."

"Okay, stop talking..."

Cha Bai was sitting in front of the dressing table with his back facing him. He was combing his hair and did not look well.

"I, I do a lot of strange magic, and that 100-fold return is one of them."

"Sister, I don't mind if you pay me back a hundredfold. The key is that you have to let me eat... You can't just let the cows plow the land without letting them eat grass, right?"

"what?"

"I've been drinking water and not eating for three days. I'm dying."

"Oh, I forgot!"

Chabai put on a robe made of linen, ran to the window barefoot, and shouted out: "Food!"

Then, a group of mushrooms slid in from the ventilation duct of the house, holding plates with some vegetarian food.

Li Nuo looked at the happy faces of these mushrooms and was even more shocked: "Fuck cat food..."

Everything in this house is made of tea white.

Among the "Prometheus' Fire" materials that Maljie gave her, there is a "Brief History of Architecture". Don't underestimate the extent of a woman's boredom. She is now quite familiar with home appliance repair and building structure.

You don't have to build the house yourself.

[Dana Bimei's Natural Creation Art]

[Type: Active Magic Skill]

[Effect: In a natural area, make the plants in that area "come alive", consume all spiritual power, and fall into a mandatory magic loss state for seven days]

[Brief description: It is impossible to create a giant god soldier, but it is not difficult to create a safe house with a forest structure. Just be prepared to be "powerless for a long time"]

"I learned this not long after I got here. Before that I lived in trees."

Cha Bai described the details of his previous experience.

Li Nuo ate vegetables while listening patiently.

To put it simply, magic is energy. In ancient times, the energy of the earth veins was well developed, and the magic seeds in the swamp were concrete magic storage devices. With them, Cha Bai's experiments on magic were much faster. Unfortunately, the magic seeds could not be used in actual combat.

They vaporize within a minute of leaving the seed.

Cha Bai's magical experiment began with the help of the above environment and seeds.

There is no way to improve offensive black magic.

The spiritual power value needs to be higher, at least above 550, this is her own speculation.

Cairo magic became the key to her experiment.

"Except for the people of our Endless Corridor, no one from other worlds can use Cairo magic."

Cha Bai explained his understanding.

"Strictly speaking, except for those of us who have had deep contact with Cairo aliens or funny creatures, the rest of us cannot use Cairo magic."

"The reason is very simple. The Cairo people have a virus."

"for example……"

Cha Bai bent down and pulled out a wooden box from under the bed. He opened the box and took out a bottle from it. The plant cultivated in the glass bottle had a face that looked like "the sun is smiling at me".

"I injected Cairo's pixel magic into the plant, and it took me a year to grow this thing. This shows that Cairo itself is a virus. Not just a virus, you and I actually have the toxicity of Cairo's magic factor flowing through us."

Li Nuo took the bottle. Cha Bai sat next to him, with his back to him, and continued to explain while putting on his underwear.

"Let me put it this way... I extracted Cairo's magic factor from my own blood, similar to the way you extracted [mutation inducers]. So it's hard to say whether Cairo-kun is airborne and contagious. I'm more inclined to believe that their channel of transmission is mentality, for example, nonsense or absurdity..."

Li Nuo unscrewed the bottle cap, and the plant inside jumped out and jumped onto his head. Li Nuo unhappily pulled the green plant off his head and smashed it into the bottle, frowning in anger.

"Li Nuo, just like your current behavior, you are not serious at all. This is the atmosphere brought by Cairo, or the atmosphere brought by the funny world."

Li Nuo: "So, what does it mean?"

Cha Bai: “This is just a research direction.”

She put on her underwear, walked barefoot to the experimental hut, and took out a book locked by plants from the ivy.

"If I add the magic factor of the Cairo world into my own magic, it will become very strange, just like the seventy-six kinds of magic I made."

Li Nuo took the book thrown to him and flipped through some content that made him stare blankly.

【Let's kneel together: kowtow to each other after using magic】

[Magic of Quality: Make every sentence the target says rhyme, but you also have to rhyme]

[Gravity reversal: You can walk upside down on the ceiling, but only with limited edition pirated "Adidas"]

In addition to the above, there are some other magics such as the magic that makes you sleepy by tickling, and the magic that cures people who forget to wipe their butts after going to the toilet. But before these magics, Cha Bai developed the answer using those very serious household magics.

"I was wondering if you could use this to improve alchemy. For example, would your serious potions suddenly become less serious?"

Cha Bai leaned against the door frame, with his butt crack clamped against the edge of the door frame, maintaining a very stable standing posture.

"Using the information Malger gave me, I roughly figured out the incomprehensible information books, and used the magic seeds here as the source material to make this thing."

Cha Bai took out a bottle of potion from the magic element grid.

【Illogical Wine】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: Provides special branch entries for magic-related things]

"It's very similar to your [Chestnut Wine]. The bottle itself is made of magic seeds. The potion will automatically replenish within a week of use. But as you can see, it's very precious."

Cha Bai shook the bottle. There was only a drop of medicine in the glass bottle. At first glance, it looked like an empty bottle.

Magic and alchemy are actually common things.

The essence of magic is a customized chain of cause and effect: harvesting without sowing (summoning), reaching results without experiencing time (teleportation), and changing matter without consuming energy (alchemy).

In some worlds, the laws of thermodynamics and linear time are broken.

Cha Bai's research direction is the essence of magic, that is, the power to use on other people, while Li Nuo's research direction is alchemy that harms oneself.

"Then do you have the magic to replenish yin and yang?"

Li Nuo was curious.

Cha Baiqian smiled and nodded.

"Yes, in these three days, I was able to give birth to a big sun, all from you..."

"Okay, this is too perverted, I won't say anymore."

Li Nuo quickly ended the topic.

"So, you want to help me reform alchemy?"

"Yeah." Cha Bai nodded again: "Not only that, I have some serious magic that I can teach you."

[Cairo Magic, don't peek at me, you pervert: the value cannot be spied on by anyone, unless you have a peeping paranoia]

This is the fundamental reason why Li Nuo couldn’t see Cha Bai’s data at the beginning.

[Magic Elimination (Magic Suppression Upgrade): Attribute Values ​​Randomly Arranged]

When Cha Bai used this magic, white smoke appeared on her body. After the white smoke disappeared, she asked Li Nuo to look at her data.

[(Omit the first 295 words) Conductive Qiantang River - Chabai: lv90]

【Strength: 138】

[Reaction: 160]

[Spiritual power: 275]

[Physique: 229]

【Insight: 137】

【Medical: 130】

Li Nuo: "The data is falsified."

Cha Bai: "Similar to Sauron's automatic data falsification."

She still regarded Sauron as an imaginary enemy and dreamed of smashing Sauron's glasses with a hammer one day.

"Then my true attribute value."

The panel changed.

【Strength: 388】

[Reaction: 310]

[Spiritual power: 575]

[Physique: 629]

【Insight: 287】

【Medical: 300】

Li Nuo narrowed his eyes: "..."

Then he continued eating, and Cha Bai just looked at him with a smile.

"..."

"Li Nuo."

"..."

"Li Nuo, should I say something?"

"No……"

"say."

"No."

"Say it."

Cha Bai threatened him by taking off his pants.

Li Nuo said quickly: "How come your attribute values ​​have become stronger! Right! I know, I'm the only one who came late and didn't have time to practice. My medical value is still 50. I can't be so inferior!"

The improvement of tea white is the improvement of racial evolution.

[Race: Steel Life Ring lv2]

[Strength, Reaction, Insight: +50]

[Spiritual power, physical fitness: +100]

[Medical: Awakening Cairo Magic Concept +70]

"After I researched the potion bottle of Cairo's magic, I triggered the special effect of the life ring, which means I found the origin of my own world and advanced my race."

Cha Bai put his underwear back on.

In fact, she didn't want to have sex with Li Nuo anymore. Her lower body was burning hot and uncomfortable because there was an unborn sun hiding in it, and she couldn't do physical labor.

“This is the most important ability.”

Cha Bai asked Li Nuo to look closely at the panel.

She took a deep breath, gently exploded the magic factor in her body, and the panel updated.

【Power: 388→488】

Li Nuo: "What?"

He was stunned.

Cha Bai raised his arm, which was covered with faint muscle lines, and looked at his slender fingers: "The potion's amplification technique can be understood as the Shinra warriors who have been soaked in Mako, the Saiyans who have been resurrected from the dead, and the data capabilities that exceed those displayed on the panel, hidden abilities."

He outlined a bottle of potion with his fingertips and handed it to Li Nuo.

"Don't drink it yet. It's dangerous. Wait a few days and I'll modify your alchemy before drinking it."

[Demon Hunter's Mutagenesis Potion]

【Excellent quality】

[Effect: Activate the hidden ability of "Cairo World" and improve certain attributes]

[Brief description: No need to go through the green grass trial, just drink it and bear the consequences]

Cha Bai said, "The method of making potions is different for each person. I can only make potions for you and Maljie. I can't make potions for the rest of you."

She added: "As for me, the name of the potion I drank is [Source Warlock's Activation Potion], and it activates the spatial magic and strength attributes, which are the attribute values ​​corresponding to your strongest skills."

Cha Bai's strongest skill is [Ghost Back], which corresponds to strength. Now that she has activated [Ghost Back], her strength can jump to over 500.

Except these.

Space magic system:

——The ultimate arcane technique centered on dimensional folding and causal manipulation.

[Natural Domain Space Control: Based on the natural ability of "Dana Bimei", after setting anchor points in areas with natural environments, space teleportation spells cannot be used in large areas.]

Li Nuo couldn't figure out that the reason why he couldn't use the teleportation array was because Cha Bai had made a big barrier himself.

The purpose is to prevent the emergence of an "organization" player that can cross the timeline.

[Phase Walk: "Witch Dodge" upgraded version, temporarily moves itself out of the current dimension during the dodge process, avoids all types of attacks, ignores all types of damage during the hidden time, and may accidentally enter the nest of void creatures]

[Acorn Fruit: Teleport through the tree root network, the distance is equivalent to the "portal" ability. Within the oak network, all constituent areas form a barrier]

[Kan's Space Composition Technique: The spatial force connects the magic elements in the electronic brain to achieve the space distortion technique of the entire venue, that is, to control the objects in the venue to fight for oneself]

The above-mentioned new spatial ability is actually a field area similar to a "threshold". Cha Bai will project the location of the magic anchor point in front of her eyes according to the "NieR World" in her electronic brain. Only she can see these things, and construct doors connecting various places in her mind like playing a game, so that she can teleport anytime and anywhere with almost no side effects, and integrate things in the field into the battle.

In other words.

It is no exaggeration to say that her abilities are that of a goddess of nature.

Below is Chabai’s newly discovered trap site.

[Lightning Effect: The electrical properties of the "Ghost Abalone" form thunderclouds, which cover the swampland with lightning without any distance, and defend against trap-type magic.]

[Hallucinogenic gas from mushrooms: creates a multi-layered fantasy barrier, intruders enter a state of ghost wall, and people with malicious intentions will kill each other]

Li Nuo thought of the ronin who were killing each other, and said, "Those ronin were probably killed by the power of the mushrooms."

Chabai sat down next to him and said, "Well, it's more complicated than you think."

"What do you mean?" Li Nuo frowned.

Cha Bai said: "The way the world looks is different from what you and I see."

Li Nuo: "..." Cha Bai touched his face and said, "Don't worry, after I research what you want, I'll take you out to see and you'll know."

Li Nuo: "Do you want to give me a preview?"

Cha Bai: "This is the underworld."

……

The gate to the Demon King's Castle has been opened.

Brump led a group of people inside.

Chen Shou followed at the back, carrying a pile of packages and acting as a sniper to cover their retreat.

The Demon King's Castle was not like the outside world. There was no blue sky and white clouds, but a blood-red color, as terrifying as entering a hunter's dream.

Brum was talking and laughing with a group of girls. He suddenly stopped and looked back at Chen Shou.

The thin brother's eyes were blurred for a moment.

"what happened?"

Brump called out to him.

"nothing……"

Chen Shou shook his face, followed and whispered to Brup: "My eagle eyes just now... seemed to see the blue sky and white clouds in the Demon King's City, and it was pitch black outside..."

Brump realized something was wrong.

magnetic--

It was as if an electric current was passing through their brains.

Brump: "Chen Shou, what did you just say?"

Chen Shou: “I forgot.”

……

Seven days later.

Li Nuo was favored by the goddess of nature... with help.

This guy made three very satisfactory potions.

【Tea white decoction】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Toxicity: 10%]

[Effect: Steel plate wear-through]

Li Nuo also had no idea why this thing could be made using Cha Bai's **. He had to thank Dr. Susan who turned Cha Bai into a cyber sex doll. The female doctor should be traveling in the interstellar with V and the Cairo aliens now. Who knows, she might meet Cha Bai again one day when retribution comes.

【Mushroom hallucinogenic drugs】

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: Creates a small hallucinogenic field. Those who inhale it will fall into hallucinations as if they had eaten the green lily. It is a true harm type poison gas. Even those with extremely high resistance to curses have a chance of being poisoned.]

【Brief description: afraid of fire】

This stuff is amazing.

Li Nuo used Malger's fingernails + Adam's hammer's mutation-inducing substance + cyberpsychosis virus gas + Batman's sweat (bought from the Smiling Bustard) + Nanami's golden fragments, and most importantly, the skin of these Elu cat-like mushroom creatures cultivated by Chabai.

Then this wicked thing came out.

At this moment, the mushrooms were playing skipping rope with the little Cairo that Li Nuo brought over, and their laughter echoed in the courtyard outside the tree house.

It's like having a bunch of pets.

The third thing.

Cha Bai helped him modify the medicine decoction.

[Yukinako's decoction (revised version)]

[Quality: Epic]

[Toxicity: 80%]

[Brief description: After drinking it, it will only be triggered when the opponent wants to challenge you, and the opponent will kneel down with you]

The original effect was that everyone would stay 500 meters away from him, but in fact, it didn't have much effect on Li Nuo now... and that 500 meters away meant that he would make people feel disgusted, which was equivalent to exposing himself at a central point and becoming a living target. The improved decoction made him very happy.

fight?

Kneel down first.

Li Nuo felt happy when he thought that he might have to kneel down to the Emperor.

I kneel to you, the emperor, and you kneel to me, the people. The equality problem that is difficult to solve in the biological society has been solved with just a bottle of medicine. It would be unacceptable if no one wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

The seven days have expired.

According to Cha Bai, the curse she cast on herself was broken by Li Nuo, and in another day, the swamp area would be in chaos.

We have to leave today.

Up to now, Cha Bai still had no news about Maljie, and Li Nuo was always wondering if that grandson was hiding somewhere and spying on him.

He drank the potion that Cha Bai had researched.

[Demon Hunter's Mutagenesis Potion]

Gudong.

Throat rolls.

[Trigger the magical characteristics of the Cairo world]

[Bucket number, all attributes except "Medical" are increased]

[Attribute modification: Cairo randomly changes the bucket shape]

[Strength: 302+60]

[Reaction: 508+10]

[Spiritual power: 440+10]

[Physique: 396+60]

[Insight: 548+10]

【Medical: 56-20】

Li Nuo: "Ah... medical care is going to be gone again..."

Physical fitness exceeds 420 and new characteristics are obtained.

Li Nuo was not in a hurry to make a choice because there were some options that made him feel conflicted and because the highlight was about to come.

……

[Side quest completed: The Witch of the Swamp]

[Task difficulty: lv1~lv150]

[Mission Reward: 5900 Mutation Potions for "Endless Corridor" Players]

[Mission details: There is a witch in the eastern forest. She blocked the fuel area. You defeated her and she gave you a very important upgrade item.]

[Racial advancement line is open]

[Silver Cane: lv3→lv4]

……

[Demon power released, up to 70%]

[Power Released 70%: Strength, Reaction, Spiritual Power, Insight, four values ​​+100, Constitution +50, total spiritual power (a general term for magic power, energy, chakra, etc.) +80%, damage received reduced by 25%]

[Negative cost: After liberation, stay in a daze for 7 seconds]

……

[Silver Cane Hunter's Painful Miracle: If not killed in one strike, the power release will be automatically triggered to exceed 80%]

……

【Silver Cane】

[Next advancement method (choose one of three): 1. Complete Dante's mission; 2. Discover more secrets of the native world; 3. Explore on your own]

[Each advancement method is different, and the resulting advancement answer is also different, but the higher the level, the more difficult it is to advance]

……

Li Nuo stared with dead fish eyes: "What...it would be better to give me a sequence potion."

and many more……

He was suddenly stunned. Sequence potion... If he killed Alifa and gained the ability of the master alchemist, would someone come?
It's all alchemy anyway.

Cha Bai seemed to see that he was thinking of something wrong, so he reminded him: "If it is a very rigorous comedy alchemy, then you will be funny."

Li Nuo was speechless.

Cha Bai opened the window, stepped out, sat on the windowsill with his back to him, and said with a sidelong glance: "Don't mess around, this medicine has side effects. I turned into a paper man within a few hours after I drank it. If it weren't for these little guys..."

She looked out the window at the mushrooms who were happily playing with Cairo-kun.

"I'm leaving."

The mushrooms stopped moving, and the horns of plants rang out in the forest, bidding farewell to the goddess.

The portal opens.

She pulled Li Nuo out of the swamp.

Bloodbeard was trying to find a way to dig out the mud and rocks that blocked the road. When he saw Li Nuo coming out, he stopped what he was doing and let out a breath.

"damn it."

"Those villagers were cowards. They thought the mudslide was a punishment from the mountain god, so they all ran away."

Bloodbeard threw the shovel aside, put his hands in his pockets, and hid the blisters on his hands.

"I have been digging for a long time just to find you. I have worked so hard, and this is my way of repaying your kindness."

Li Nuo didn't say anything, but took out a piece of gold from his arms, which was made by him using alchemy, and handed it to Bloodbeard.

"So polite?"

"I'm sorry for hitting you before."

"Where to go next?"

Bloodbeard still wanted to follow him on adventures, and always felt it was interesting to follow him all the time.

Li Nuo: "Forget it."

Bloodbeard glanced at Cha Bai and asked, "Could this be a witch?"

At this time, Cha Bai grabbed Li Nuo's hand from behind and activated the Cairo magic [I can see ghosts, bastard].

Bloody tears flowed from Bloodbeard's eyes and his face turned eerily pale.

The big brother spoke so slowly that it didn't sound like a normal person's way of expressing themselves.

At the same time, the sky darkened and blood spilled onto the earth. The prehistoric era, which had been a beautiful and vibrant place in Li Nuo's eyes, turned into the underworld.

Li Nuo pulled his gaze back. Bloodbeard's movements were as stiff as a zombie, with his joints clicking and jerking.

"The world they see is the world you and I have seen before."

Cha Bai patiently explained in a low voice, and bowed slightly to Bloodbeard: "Thank you for taking care of my love during this time. The mushrooms in this forest will protect you. May Lord Triss bless you."

As soon as Bloodbeard finished speaking, he saw the white-haired woman riding on the hammer and flying into the sky.

Li Nuo felt a gust of wind blowing past.

His body became lighter and he became as thin as a paper man. This was a side effect of the Demon Hunter's Mutagenesis Potion.

Chabai pinched him gently.

[Xia Nuoya's long skirt] connected to [Wardrobe MOD] turned into an open dress. She stuffed Li Nuo into her collar and clamped him with her flesh, just to let Li Nuo see the truth of this world.

"I have been here for nearly two years. It was only after I acquired the magic of seeing ghosts half a year ago that I began to see the truth of this world."

Cha Bai spoke to Li Nuo who was unable to make a sound.

"What we see as sunshine and peace is dead silence in their eyes. What we see as weird is beauty in their dreams. There is nothing in this world. The prehistoric era was just a dead and silent planet that carried countless dead spirits."

"But some things are affecting our judgment. For example, is the truth that you and I cannot see very similar to the historical haze that Mulan mentioned?"

"I guess that should be something left behind by the [Scholar]. Let's go, Li Nuo, and check out that temple. I know where Brupu is."

The witch rode on the hammer and flew in the sky where black and red were intertwined, and passed through a space gate.

Li Nuo took a last glance at the swamp protected by Cha Bai.

In the dead silence of red and black, the only thing is green.

……

Bloodbeard thought that the matter of the witch should be kept secret.

After passing through the village, he made up a lie and cheated the village chief out of a commission, saying that it was the mountain god who wanted it.

When he left, he went to see the widow with whom he had had a brief affair.

"never mind."

The widowed village woman's cheeks were flushed and heat was coming out of the house.

Bloodbeard: "It was my mistake last time."

Village woman: "How annoying, sir, please stop talking nonsense and leave now."

Bloodbeard was turned away.

He touched the gold in his hand and decided to go to the city to find a good woman. As he walked, the gold turned into paper money.

The village woman leaned against the door and took a deep breath.

There was a foul-smelling potion stewing in the big pot in the kitchen. The village woman leaned over and took a deep sip, then picked up the spoon and fed herself a small sip.

The world in her eyes became the hell it should be.

Snapped.

The spoon fell to the ground.

The village woman's head shook like a puppet, and she shook her face off to reveal the appearance of a female player.

The shadows of Cha Bai and Li Nuo appeared in front of him.

"found it."

(End of this chapter)