As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 656 Mechanical Summoning Shit

[Title: King of Biogas Punk]

[Title Skill: Tengen Toppa Spoon - Use 30% of your magic power to decompose the methane particles of the "giant shit block", add a spoonful of steam to make that damn heat wave move! Add a spoonful of anger to prepare for the explosion! Add a spoonful of insanity to make the cyber lunatic your puppet, and finally add a spoonful of logic virus to make the mechanical cult crazy for you! ]

This is the title ability that Malger has been using.

Titles can be upgraded, but the effects are not as pleasant as the skills where you can directly see the enhancement effects.

Simply put, the current effect of [Biogas Punk King] is to use "biogas particles" to control all "shit blocks" type substances, which requires a huge amount of magic power.

Malger doesn't have much magic power to begin with, and he tends to use it when he wants to show off.

Simultaneously.

To show off.

Maljie didn't want his hands to be dirty every time he used the [Shit Blocks], so he had been secretly practicing how to keep these things away from him. So he applied the [Marsh Gas Protective Layer] on his clothes, the principle of which came from the gloves he made by suspending the [Giant Shit Blocks].

So when those filthy creatures faced Maljie, they stayed away from him like magnets repelling each other.

Then he used the power of the title to control their next move.

The so-called walking through a field of flowers without getting a single leaf on you is just like this.

In fact, this trick is not difficult to detect, but the question is, who would have thought that someone would come up with such a boring trick?

"The evil god wants to prevent us from being contaminated by foul things."

The believers do not think it is a miracle, it is a very normal thing.

"This is not normal...not normal at all."

Alifa's brain has crashed.

She had seen ancient gods, monsters, demons, and even the shadow of a manager, but she had never seen anything that would make her hide.

If the person who came to the ghost market in Baicheng was not Li Nuo, but the leader in front of him... then would An Mi be in great danger at that time...?

Something suddenly occurred to her.

Xiaoqing, the second-in-command of their "Twelve Evils of Tianlou", was the woman who chose to leave after talking to Maljie.

"That's why you ran away...Xiaoqing!"

Veins popped out at the corners of Alifa's eyes.

She didn't want to lure the ancient god here right now, as that was her great gift to the "Endless Corridor".

But there is no other way now.

She snapped her fingers.

The blood red of the sky suddenly became brighter, the blood moon turned scarlet, and an ominous shadow emerged from the moon.

Alifa: “You guys…”

boom!
Before he finished speaking, the believers released their guiding magic.

Cultist: "Fuck her!"

Alifa calmed herself down. She was a woman who could walk around in the dream world created by the ancient gods. She was one of the few strong people who had completed the script of "Bloodborne".

Cults, evil followers, and evil gods... can win.

In order to summon the ancient god Moon Blood Princess, it is necessary to nail a "target" on the opponent. That is why the fight with Li Nuo reached a fever pitch before the prerequisite conditions for the ancient god to end the battle were met.

A war is inevitable.

"what……"

When the guided magic was approaching Alifa, she blew it away with a light breath.

The blood moon dipped its red ripples into the surging waves of flowers, and the nun's black robe rippled in the wind like a crow's wing fluttering.

The believers chanted magic, and ice blades condensed in the air hit Elifa. In just a blink of an eye, a nun suddenly appeared among the believers, pressed her palms into the sea of ​​flowers, the ground suddenly collapsed, and alchemical array patterns spread from under her feet!
The believers within the alchemy array were trapped by scarlet vines. Alifa raised his head, and the lenses of his glasses reflected a believer who was rushing towards him with a saber in his hand.

As she dodged, she gently slapped the man with her palm, planting alchemy in his chest, and blood sprayed on the nun's face.

Then Alifa turned her head and realized that the suicidal cultist was just feinting. Dozens of cultists summoned a golem together and knocked her and the suicidal cultist into the ground!
But the golem's arm suddenly collapsed, and the dark light of collapse extended along its arm to its entire body, until it turned into bubble and disappeared in just two seconds.

In the big hole created by the golem.

Alifa climbed up, gritted her teeth and cracked her lips, her body twisted and repaired unnaturally, she could no longer feel pain, her body could constantly repair itself, the souls in her body had long belonged to her life, an immortal and faithless priest, she only believed in [scholars], and the only one who could make her bow her head was the emperor.

Not you, Marje! Elifa stared at Marje who was still nailed to the gun.

A huge alchemical array appeared under his feet, and the scattered alchemical dust condensed into a prism, refracting the light of the blood moon into dazzling rays, covering the entire area like falling rain!
After the heavy bombing caused by her alone ended, more than half of the 300 believers were seriously injured.

Elifa gasped.

The difference between alchemy and magic is that the latter uses magic power for endurance, while the former needs to be prepared like an item and has a limited number of uses.

She had consumed too many killing moves prepared for Li Nuo and the others, and her physical strength had reached the bottom. Fortunately, the Moon Blood Princess came.

"The target of my attack is the life you need to destroy."

As her voice rang out.

In everyone's eyes, there was a terrifying blood and bone monster standing behind the nun.

The followers of Steel Soul all come from the "Border Prison" level script. Even though the world of that script is very harmonious, it does not affect the fact that the strength of individual organisms is extremely high.

However, facing the coming of the ancient gods, they still felt almost insurmountable pressure.

They do not pray for their gods to defeat the other side, nor do they pray for so-called blessings.

Because the doctrine has already said that all actions are free. In other words, don't have expectations for anything and rely on yourself for everything.

"Can I fuck you?"

A man pointed at the Ancient God Moon Blood Princess.

“I haven’t tried that thing yet.”

Walk out with a bad temper.

"Someone help me hold it down, I want to play with it!"

"Add me, I want to try it too."

"come together!"

Alifa snapped his fingers.

When Moon Blood Princess activates her ability, all lives within her field of vision will have their health stripped.

No matter how long the life span is, five digits, four digits, even six digits or seven digits, if it is calculated using Arabic numerals, now there is only "1" left.

All believers lost their ability to fight.

It was the right decision for Maljie to bring Alifa here. This woman can really decide the outcome of a war at will.

The Moon Blood Princess raised her dry, blood-red sharp fingers. The "HP" of all life here floated in her palm, including the mechanical life forms. All the blood volume was under Her control.

Alifa smiled and shrugged.

"Then comes life."

[Moon Blood Princess's abilities are stripped by 50%]

The sky was divided into two colors, one was the blood color representing the ancient gods, and the other was the night.

There were two moons in the sky.

The bloody sky is a bloody moon.

There is a paper crescent moon in the dark night.

The crescent moon is wrinkled, but it radiates light. The moonlight shines on the earth and the sea of ​​flowers comes alive.

The person standing under the moon is Maljie.

[Skill: Tuxedo Mask's Appearance] (Chapter 517)
The appearance of the night will surely attract everyone's attention. The crescent moon is a special light source and atmosphere set prop.

The skill of causality can forcibly escape from all restrictive skills. The ability of the funny world is so outrageous.

Because the night took away half of the sky, the strength of the ancient god's domain was stripped of half of its strength, and the body of the Moon Blood Princess gradually became translucent.

Alifa's mouth became round.

The miracle of Malj was reflected in her glasses.

The great evil god transformed into a giant piece of shit. That huge piece of shit, full of life, obscured the blood moon in the eyes of the believers.

“Everyone hates this thing.”

Maljie looked at the [giant piece of shit] that was gradually rising in his palm, with blood at the corner of his mouth, but he looked at his [giant piece of shit] as if he was looking at something holy.

"Why do you dislike it? Flowers and plants need it to fertilize them, and life needs it to deliver nutrients. Shit is the origin of life."

The words fell.

The shit burst, but there was no foul-smelling methane. What fell out was a magical factor that shone like holiness in the night sky.

[Rescuer Effect 7: Crush the methane particles spread by the "shit block" to slowly restore the health of creatures other than yourself, about 0.5% per second. Cannot be used continuously. The recovery time is defined by the size of the "shit block"]

All living things received treatment from the [Giant Piece of Shit], including Alifa.

"Why do you want to restore my blood..."

"Because you are not inherently evil."

Maljie put his hands in his pockets, took a step forward and walked towards Alifa, but his eyes were directed at the Moon Blood Princess.

"I have never understood what kind of gods you ancient gods are. You deprive life of nutrients and tower above others with irresistible power. Strictly speaking, this supreme power is indeed a god, but..."

He took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out a cigarette and put it between his lips, and the believer next to him took out a lighter to light the cigarette for him.

"Whoo~"

"But, there is also a kind of God who should love everyone. Even if I am called the evil god, it does not stop me from loving these children."

Be it Soul of Steel or Mechanical Cult.

Be it humans or robots.

Regardless of race, stance, or world, everyone looked at Maljie with admiration, but this admiration lacked a layer of fear of unknown things. Although he was called a god, he was more like a will living around him.

What Maljie brought to them was not simple formalism. His words, deeds and teachings were more like a story, a legend. While listening to it, people could feel the call from another world and the distant yet almost tangible fantasy it could evoke.

For mechanical life forms, the leader is a philosophical choice on the road to evolution.

For the Steel Soul believers, the evil god is the soul's exploration of the unknown world.

Alifa stood there in a daze. She seemed to see the majestic yet friendly city-state and the mysterious and yearning distance in Maljie.

[Scholar] is as omnipotent as God, but he hides in the corner.

The emperor was invincible like a god, but he was imprisoned in the White City.

Ancient gods...those creatures are more like weird monsters, aliens, not "gods".

"What on earth...are you..."

When Alifa asked this question, the ancient god behind her was almost half-hidden, and summoning also required faith to maintain. Maljie used "showing off" to almost shatter this faith.

What is "super-standard"? It does not necessarily mean the ultimate in power. Maljie is also an answer.

"Give me the power."

He made a plea to all those who believed in him.

The lives present raised their hands, and magic power surged into Maljie, but he still moved forward.

Alifa stepped back: "What are you going to do..."

She was scared.

The mechanical life forms and the followers of Steel Soul responded to her enthusiastically.

"Don't panic. The Lord will grant you evolution."

"Of course the evil god wants to save you."

"Humph."

Maljie held a cigarette and blew out the smoke, which condensed into particles of magic element in the air, and the blood flowing from the wounds on his body evaporated into particles of methane.

Biogas Punk, decompose biogas, add a spoonful of magic elements, and let them form the essence that nourishes all things.

On the dividing line where the night and the moon were intertwined, a swirling brown storm formed.

The Moon Blood Princess sensed the threat and crawled down, tearing the ground with her sharp claws. Although her half-hidden body meant that most of her strength had disappeared, there was still a suffocating terror that polluted the air.

"Hmph, you can no longer suppress your nature?"

Marjer drew his pistol.

"In the name of the evil god, I accept your challenge."

[Maggots in the sea of ​​dung]!
When the sky cracked into a sticky vortex, a foul smell permeated the air, and the surging brown liquid, carrying with it thousands of maggots, poured out like pus and blood from a festering wound!

The ancient god, Blood Princess of the Moon, was drowned in a sea of ​​shit!
The believers took out pieces of shit, dry, liquid, and in various shapes. They looked at their faith and prayed. Even if their bodies were splashed with shit, they had no dirt in their hearts and naturally felt that their bodies were clean.

dirty?

Compared to the monsters that suck life out of you, this is purification!
Maljie replaced a bullet, pointed the gun at the ancient god whose movements were sealed by the sticky substance, pulled the trigger, and released the purification method he had given.

[Explosive Light Break]!
It wasn't the flames that exploded.

What exploded was the magic element gathered in the methane.

The magic factor created a mushroom cloud like a nuclear explosion, causing the blood moon to disappear, the scarlet color to fade, and the moonlight to restore the color of the earth.

In the vortex of the magic explosion, Alifa's body was constantly repairing, dying, and being reborn. The souls she had hunted were wailing, and her consciousness gradually awakened because of the purification from the Steel Soul and the mechanical cult's beliefs.

When Alifa came to her senses, she was already lying on the ground. Although her clothes were torn, there was not a trace of methane on her body.

And the ancient god has left.

She sat up with great effort, her mind extremely confused, until the white coat blocked her vision. The pure white was like light shining on her eyeballs, and the light dispelled the haze in her mind. The madness brought by the ancient god disappeared in an instant.

Maljie saw with his own eyes that Alifa's eyes became gentle.

This woman's true nature is not what she is now.

In the "Alifa's Alchemy Journal" that Li Nuo exchanged for Brupu, it was said that Alifa used to be a kind person, and her purpose of learning alchemy was even to heal more people.

But after a journey of Bloodborne, she became like a madman.

A trace of pity appeared in the depths of Maljie's eyes.

As a doctor, he couldn't ignore his patients, and as a captain, he had to kill Alifa.

"I'll ask you a favor."

Elifa used his briefly regained consciousness to reveal a sad smile. "Please kill the Scholar and save those people."

As soon as she finished speaking, her back opened like wings, and the soul inside formed a monster of the opposite sex. The Moon Blood Princess was reborn in another form with her as her Jinchūriki.

"Please kill... [Scholar]..."

These were the last words Alifa said, and after that she turned back into that crazy woman.

Her eyes flashed with golden light, and the demon genes in her body were awakened. The power of the dragon's descendants merged with the ancient gods, and a super-abyss-level demon was born in the flower sea illusion.

"With such a strong force, maybe we need a demon hunter to deal with it?"

Facing the birth of the monster, Maljie just spoke to himself calmly.

"How can we leave our future to the demon hunters?"

Some believers shouted!
The group of guys from Steel Soul gathered their strength and released shining beams of light. The colorful guided magic brushed against Malger and hit Alifa!

Alifa bit his lip while being bombarded by magic, two shadows kept interweaving in his mind, the kind past and the crazy present. Finally, when the madness crushed the kindness to death, a flower of flesh blossomed.

The souls in Alifa's body appeared in the form of tumors. These strange creatures hugged each other, overlapped each other, and formed a huge flower of flesh and blood!
Maljie still looked up and was thinking about how to deal with this monster.

The magic released by the believers continued to bombard Alifa, and the mottled light and shadows shone on Maljie's face. He suddenly turned around.

He saw that after the light released by the believers, an even stronger light was blooming.

"Ha~"

A woman was laughing. She stood behind all the believers and moved her fingers gently.

The proprietress who came from the Tanggula Mountains and ran the Succubus Mansion only slightly mobilized her own magic power, and the combined power of the believers' magic suddenly increased in power.

The magic cannon, like a shock wave, destroyed Alifa in the blink of an eye.

Malger narrowed his eyes.

Alifa had become a dried corpse, his flesh completely turned into ashes as the wind blew away.

Only one eyeball remained on the ground.

Because of her death, the illusion disappeared, and the summoned believers completed their mission and returned to their original world.

Malger picked up the eyeball.

The Inner Eye

In fact, it is something related to ancient gods.

[Brief description: Player 5899, come to the Basel Middle Zone as soon as possible! Wenk and I are waiting for you here! We will give you the coordinates immediately, take this eyeball with you! We need to open the permissions and find the "strategy" through the inner eye of Elifa! ]

"The brief summary was used as a microphone."

Maljie sneered. At this time, the surroundings had turned back into the small house they rented. Xiao Wu's house was across the street. The name of this street was "The Way to Death". It was a name given by the natives to tease Xiao Wu after they were fooled by him and Li Nuo.

Malger, who returned to "Basel," did not deviate from the script.

He needed to find Wink and the crew, but there was a problem hanging over his head.

The spiral airflow formed by the [Maggots in the Sea of ​​Dung]... is still in the sky.

Malger knew how to turn this trick on, but not how to turn it off.

"Hmph... it's over..."

this day.

Basel was invaded by players from the End of the World, and an ancient god appeared here. The staff and natives went on alert, and a large number of players went to the lower area to help.

But no one saw the ancient god.

Everyone, along with the lower area, was flooded with feces.

……

Basel Cemetery.

Wenk deliberately built a station connection point near the cemetery.

Several End of the World players guided by An Mi are here. They know through the panel that Alifa has come. The illusion created by Alifa is only a blink of an eye for the real world. Maljie fought with him for a long time, but only a trace of less than a minute was left in reality.

A dozen or so End of World players are preparing to look for Alifa and destroy "Basel" in the process.

A girl sweeping the floor appears in the cemetery.

A few minutes later.

More than a dozen new tombstones appeared here, and the sweeping girl was still there, as if nothing had happened.

……

An Mi knew that Alifa was dead.

He still felt surprised that the woman would be killed, and he admired that someone could see through the role of Alifa.

"Each of my opponents is so powerful. To be honest, even if I mix the power of this world, I still feel powerless."

As he spoke, he held down Denise's head and slammed it into the ground. The vibration caused was like an earthquake. The asphalt road cracked into spider webs and buildings collapsed one after another.

"Denisa, you too."

Denise, who was being held down by him, suddenly spun her body uncoordinatedly and forced Anmi back with the greatsword in her hand.

Leviathan seemed to realize what was happening here and released a water cannon bombardment.

The place where An Mi was was flattened by the water cannon.

Denise had already retreated far away. Her body was covered with wounds, and her white tights were stained red with blood. An Mi was also injured, but in comparison, she felt that she was at a disadvantage.

"Thank you."

She raised her head and smiled at the dragon flying in the sky.

Sudden……

A black dragon shadow appeared behind Leviathan.

No one reacted to what was happening. The Water God's neck was grabbed by a dragon claw and pressed to the ground from the air!

The Cairo people, the descendants of dragons, and humans, everyone on the battlefield stopped their actions.

Mulan stood on a high place, and although she was blind, she saw a ball of extremely terrifying black flame appear.

"What is that……"

In her thousands of years of life, she had never seen such a dark and depressing life.

Dumbledore said beside him: "It is destruction that has come."

The huge black dragon wings rose up, the earth shook, the breath of life disappeared, as if even the sun disappeared, and the ancient disaster was coming.

The disaster that stands on the earth is like the black emperor's dragon of destruction.

When the giant dragon falls, the black dragon will appear.

Miraporeas.

An Mi: "When the fire of catastrophe spreads, everything turns to ashes, and then starts all over again, it is called a catastrophe."

Denise looked at An Mi. The man walked out of the mist with a calm face.

"Did you summon him?"

“It’s part of me.”

Anmi pulled out a spear from the ground.

"I have to deal with you first, Denise."

Denise didn't want to get involved in this mess, but Cha Bai's wish dragged her into it. An Mi then thought that Denise must be killed here, otherwise there would be endless troubles.

The two men stared at each other, their murderous intent preventing any living creature from approaching. In the moment of the collision of cold weapons, the black dragon spewed out horrible flames and burned everything in sight!
The sea of ​​fire buried the city.

Leviathan’s time of staying has come to an end. The heavy rain in the sky has stopped, and it has been replaced by endless clouds of fire.

The color like the rosy clouds splashed on Cha Bai's face.

She had no time to pay attention to the appearance of the black dragon. She was surrounded by a group of demonized soldiers. These soldiers were all symbols of the demonized descendants of dragons. With the appearance of the black dragon Miraporeas, the black dragon genes hidden deep in their bodies were triggered, and the second round of evolution began.

The soldiers' bodies became taller, with the shortest being over three meters tall. Their faces retained humanoid features, but their expressions did not show any emotion. Their bodies were covered with flesh and skin that were pieced together like plate armor, and their long-range guns and melee blades were integrated into their arms. Strictly speaking, they were the awakened form of the descendants of dragons, only more powerful than usual.

Yu Ya stood in front of the group of soldiers and surrounded Cha Bai.

"Our Emperor was forced to give up the Black Dragon. You guys are already very powerful. But... why are you so tough! My weapon clearly has the entry of 'can cut everything'! But why is it useless to you!"

Yu Ya is a man with long black hair. He wears a mask and appears calm and indifferent, but he can no longer maintain that indifference.

"Don't tell me your physical fitness is really over 1000!"

In fact, it's higher than that... Cha Bai complained in her heart, looking at the approaching crows and demons, her throat rolled for a moment.

"This is the only way I can use..."

She made preparations to give birth to the sun.

Yu Ya is good at assassination and has a high insight value, so he can sense that there is something abnormal about Cha Bai's magic fluctuations.

He was ready to rush over immediately.

A gust of wind blew.

The tea-white long skirt lifted up a little, and Li Nuo pulled Long Ji out of her pants...

This scene made Feather Crow immediately merge into the ground and break away, because the damn demon hunter was coming.

Cha Bai stared blankly at the strange Long Ji... The latter stood up and hugged her fiercely. Although her appearance had changed, her love for the hostess made Cha Bai realize that Dou Long had returned.

"Come with me."

Li Nuo grabbed Cha Bai's hand, ignored the demon soldiers, and took her and Long Ji to the nearby tall building.

"I need a place with a good view."

"Li Nuo, I made a wish, hoping that you would at least not be inferior to An Mi, and then Denise appeared."

The two of them stood on the roof, their expressions frozen for a moment.

Li Nuo frowned slightly.

"Matching earrings?"

"Most likely."

Cha Bai pointed his eyes at the black dragon that was wreaking havoc in the distance.

"You can't beat Anmi now, and we can't stop the black dragon."

Although it was embarrassing, Li Nuo had to admit that even though he had become much stronger, he might still not be a match for An Mi. At least with his high insight, he could sense that there was a player who gave him that feeling.

"Do you want to merge with me? I can find a way to pull out your save file."

"I don't want to be green on myself."

"Hey~ pretentious."

Cha Bai pinched Long Ji's cheek and asked, "Is your trainer very twisted?"

Li Nuo: "Stop talking nonsense, I'm coming."

A large group of demons appeared below, among them there were several players. These guys were the reinforcements brought by Yu Ya. They planned to take advantage of the time when the black dragon was making trouble to injure Li Nuo.

"What else do you have?"

Feather Crow laughed.

"Everyone, human wave tactics!"

"stop!"

Li Nuo built a loudspeaker on the roof, shouted into it, and then... he straightened his spine, stood on the edge of the roof, and stood parallel to Long Ji.

Long Ji's second form needs to be released by chanting a spell, and that spell... is very simple.

"Original Dragon, Son of Dark Flame, your name is - Bahamut!"

Li Nuo shouted the spell to lift the ban into the loudspeaker.

Everyone, everyone who could hear this, was dumbfounded.

If Miraporeas is the evil dragon that destroys everything, then Bahamut, the true form of the Dragon Princess, is the Dragon God who has the power to transcend all existence in the world.

Long Ji lowered her head and exhaled a breath of foul air. A panel that looked like a dialog box popped up above her head: "One percent..."

Li Nuo's facial expression froze: "Ah?"

Long Ji: "One point one percent..."

Cha Bai covered his forehead and said helplessly: "I still have to read the message for the first time..."

Li Nuo grabbed Long Ji's neck and shook her as if he was being played. "Give me some face...! I was shouting with a loudspeaker!"

The demons and players downstairs breathed a sigh of relief, it was just a false alarm... Yu Ya and the others looked blankly.

"That guy... is he trying to scare people on purpose..."

As a result, just as they were about to attack, they became alert again because Li Nuo suddenly shouted again.

"Son of the primordial dragon Dark Flame, your name is Bahamut!"

This time he even skipped the punctuation marks, just to try to see if he could speed up Long Ji's reading progress. Although it was of no use, just when Li Nuo was going crazy, something in the sky responded to his call.

"what is that?"

"What is it?"

"What!?"

Including Cha Bai, everyone who saw this scene stood there in a daze like idiots.

The roar of machinery.

Dark green body.

A shadow called romance passed through the sky.

[Omega Zaku Unit 2 (Chen Shou)]!
Standing on Zaku's shoulder was Brupu. He pointed at the black dragon that released the disaster and said with a smile, "Chen Shou, let the two of us put an end to the journey that was not completed more than ten thousand years ago."

More than 10,000 years ago, he and Chen Shou fought their way to the Demon King's Castle as brave warriors.

More than ten thousand years later, he and Chen Shou challenged the black dragon.

This time it's called "Dragon Quest".

(End of this chapter)