As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 710 Arale

After stepping out of the minecart, Butterfly and Wells disappeared.

[The killer and the black man, hidden in the shadows]

They've already entered the Demon Castle, awaiting your rescue.

to be frank.

None of these people would be interested in rescuing a pornographic cook and a dark-skinned transgender elf.

Besides, the fighting power of those two individually is actually... quite strong.

"What if we don't save them?"

Nanami asked the system.

【snort……】

The system almost exposed its true nature.

[Cough cough cough!]

"That's so fake."

You will know the pain of losing a dear friend.

They had a feeling that Malger was buzzing in their ears.

Li Nuo gazed at the castle from afar, a look of particular confusion on his face.

"Has Lao Ma gotten that deeply into character?"

"What do you mean by 'getting into character'?"

Nanami came out and asked.

"It's nothing, just chuunibyou (middle school syndrome)."

If it were just a castle, then long-range bombing would suffice, so Xiao Wu took out her bow and arrow and shot an arrow at the castle.

When the arrows touched the outer layer of the castle area, they turned into electronic pixels and disappeared in mid-air.

[Cannot damage the castle]

The last two levels have their own mechanics, essentially a level-based progression system reminiscent of pixelated games.

In Cairo Adventure Village, you must adhere to the adventure theme. Underhanded tactics will not work. Please enter the castle area and begin the final battle.

Since the system has already said this much, there's no need to do anything pointless.

"Do you think this system message might have been typed by hand?"

Li Nuo suddenly asked.

……

In a room.

Marger stared at the screen, breaking out in a cold sweat.

……

"Is that guy afraid we'll beat him up?"

Li Nuo smiled maliciously.

"Do you want to beat up Marger? You've been persecuted by him all the time. I'll help you get revenge."

He looked at Xiao Wu.

But when Xiaowu heard the word "persecution," her memories returned to the past that she could not let go of the most.

……

Ms. Muto Sora has been persecuted ever since she became the neighbor of these two grandsons.

including but not limited to:

While showering, the door was suddenly connected to another men's bathhouse;

The indigenous people call her "Miss Lover (Rise up, my lover)";
Every week, indigenous people come to her door asking how to resurrect their lovers;

The street where he lived was renamed "The Path to Death";
The alchemist across the street keeps pouring discarded alchemical potions into her front door.

Mechanical life forms frequently slip "poop" into her door locks when she's not home;
The trash can always has leftovers from those two bastards across the street;

As soon as it gets late at night, there will always be "duck" delivery orders, saying that an alchemist across the street ordered them, with cash on delivery;

If you're not careful, you might end up drinking an experimental drug from the doctor across the street.
There were about three instances where my house was covered in feces because of the strange behavior of the doctor across the street;

One day, I discovered that a ventilation duct had appeared in my house. The end of the duct was connected to a septic tank across the street, and there was even a fan inside.

Every week, the tree in front of my house gets set ablaze by the [Explosive Illusionary Light Break], and every time a bunch of people shout "Resurrect my love!" at the burning tree.
Later, someone dug a hole in the tree and wrote "Xiao Wu's belly button" on it. Then it became the most famous attraction of the "path to death", commonly known as the "outdoor toilet".
One day, she received a lawsuit from a toy factory in Basel because the "ponytail wig" modeled after her was not selling, even though the culprits were those two bastards across the street.
Then there are TV series.

such as.

The doctor across the street once introduced her to a potential partner. Xiao Wu's favorite was Sephiroth, and the man he introduced looked exactly like Sephiroth. It turned out to be Ting Ge, and those two bastards laughed at her for an hour.

Then the two of them forced Ting to hang herself, dressed as Sephiroth, from a tree by the door for a week.

During this time, a group of people formed a square formation, wearing ponytail wigs and shouting to Ting Ge, "Resurrect my love!"

It was later made into a documentary, which was recommended and released by Nanami.

It has already been included in the "Historical Archives" of the player library.

……

"I'll kill you! Aaaaaah!"

Xiao Wu grabbed Li Nuo by the collar, her eyes bloodshot.

Ollie squinted. She didn't know what Xiao Wu had been through, but she knew that Xiao Wu must have experienced a lot of bad things while she was with Li Nuo.

"Um... shall we go inside first and then talk?"

"Go in?" Xiao Wu grabbed Li Nuo by the collar, grinning mischievously, and said, "Ah, right, let me put the bow and arrow into Li Nuo's body first, then we'll go in!"

"Another crazy one..."

"The signal is back!" Cha Bai interrupted Xiao Wu's irritation, using the change of topic to force Xiao Wu to back down. She touched her earring and said, "Try it, the signal is back from the ninth floor onwards."

The signal has indeed been restored.

There is no signal between the first and eighth floors.

One of the rules of the maze is that spatial abilities cannot be used. The communication equipment created by Marger contains the magical factor of Cha Bai, which uses space to transmit signals, so it can connect to signal sources in various worlds.

The signal here is the original signal connected by Marger, and the power of space is still unusable.

"Malge is right here."

Li Nuo suddenly looked up. "What's wrong, brother?"

Tom leaned closer and curiously looked up with him.

The minecart, which was rising upwards, swayed slightly. Tom couldn't see it, but Lino could. This was not normal.

“The mine cart is very heavy, at least five times the weight of the tea-white one.”

Li Nuo subconsciously said something that Cha Bai didn't want to hear anymore.

His gaze was fixed on the mine cart that had already disappeared into the darkness.

What made the mine cart shake?

thump...

A muffled thud came from the pit in the transport track.

Li Nuo kicked Tom away, then immediately grabbed Olise, who was closer, and slid away, instantly reaching a distance of ten meters.

Olsie tossed her blonde hair, instinctively wanting to ask "What happened?", but then saw the mine cart fall off and crash heavily to the ground, turning into scrap metal.

At that moment, Xiao Wu and Nanami immediately retreated behind Cha Bai, using their shields to protect themselves.

Sudden.

boom--!
A shadow fell from the dark tracks, landing on the minecart with a thud!
A petite and adorable girl with glasses, long purple hair, and a short stature stood in front of the crowd, her lips curving into a smile, her gleaming white teeth shining like a blinding light in the darkness.

【Arale Norimaki: lv≥99】

【Strength: 2900】

[Reaction: 200]

[Spiritual Power (Energy): 2000]

[Physique: 1500]

[Insight: 1~1000]

[Medical: ???]

[Skill: A benevolent attack that is 100% unavoidable]

……

[Fragment of memory: Poop, poop! Poop!!]

……

Starting from the ninth floor, everyone's appearance changed to a pixelated style.

It's easy to tell that this girl is Arale...

From Akira Toriyama's comedy manga "Dr. Slump," the culprit that forced Vegeta from "Dragon Ball" to shout "Don't compare your fighting power with a comedy manga" is a monster that can smash the Earth in two with one punch.

"Oops~"

Arale jumped off the minecart, her chubby arms outstretched to the sides, her mouth agape in an "O" shape, and ran toward Li Nuo with strange steps.

"I found you~"

Before Li Nuo could figure out what was going on, Ala Lei headbutted him and sent him flying.

“What’s going on——!”

"Ouyo!"

Li Nuofei was in mid-air, his body completely out of control, vomiting blood as if it were raining blood.

Arale ran wildly on the ground, no slower than Li Nuo in the sky.

Looking at the arc drawn by Li Nuo, Xiao Wu felt relieved, knowing that good and evil would eventually be rewarded.

Cha Bai was about to give chase, but Li Nuo's voice came through the earpiece: "Don't come any closer!"

Nanami pulled Cha Bai back: "That guy has his own way of handling it."

Cha Bai stared at Nanami's barely suppressed smile with empty, desperate eyes hidden behind her blindfold.

"Do you think he has a way to deal with the things in the world of comedy?"

"Isn't your older brother usually quite funny?"

Tom suddenly said this.

"Don't come any closer!" Li Nuo shouted again through the headset.

He had already landed and used a double jump to dodge Arale's headbutt.

Then, with a practiced somersault, he rolled to the edge of the cliff and shouted, "Don't come any closer!"

Arale stopped in her tracks: "Oh my?"

"Don't come over" was actually a shout directed at Arale.

He's hoping everyone will come over right now.

He can't beat Arale, absolutely not. Arale could slap an orphan to death. Li Nuo has only one feeling right now: What kind of power system is this? Can an ancient god withstand such ridiculous power? It's utterly laughable.

Arale put on an innocent expression and tilted her head to look at Li Nuo.

"You're the one who said you'd play with me."

This statement immediately reveals the essence of the problem.

Li Nuo then realized how messed up his clone was. Arale came from the malicious stone, which was triggered by the clone Li Nuo. When the clone Li Nuo saw Arale, he came up with a plan to fool the idiot.

"Let's play hide-and-seek. If you see me again, hit me."

Arale doesn't understand, why would I hit you?
"You'll only be considered to have caught me if you kill me."

The most terrifying thing is that Li Nuo, the clone, knows he is a clone. When a scoundrel like Li Nuo understands his true nature, he will definitely eliminate anything similar to himself, preferably erasing it from the world completely.

That's why Arale sneaked over and... directly headbutted him.

At that moment, Arale's innocent voice came through Li Nuo's earpiece to everyone's ears.

"But I'll beat you to death."

Cha Bai shouted anxiously, "Li Nuo—!"

Just as she was about to ride her hammer to chase after them, she heard Li Nuo's voice coming through her earpiece.

"Arale, let's play poop squeezing."

"Okay!"

(End of this chapter)