As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 719 A Big One
As Marje opened Arale's body, Li Nuo squinted and stroked his chin.

“Old Ma, although I know you want to absorb Arale’s energy, the power within her… is not from this world after all.”

This means that it's obviously impossible to absorb Arale's manufacturing method just by looking at her a few times.

Marger: "Do you think I'm an idiot?"

Li Nuo: "Yes, that's right."

He told the truth.

Marger rolled up his sleeves, showing Li Nuo the watch he was wearing.

“I’ve been using this watch to record your fighting style, you know that.”

[Red Silk Army Data Extractor (Basic Version)]

"You mean, because it's a worldview?"

"Yes."

Marger lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, and used Arale's chest as an ashtray to burn some ash.

"The data extraction from this watch is absurd. You can think of it as something adapted to its original world. After scanning Arale's data, it can immediately..."

The wristwatch emitted a red light and began scanning the mechanical parts inside Arale's body.

At first glance, this girl's mechanical structure is that of an ordinary robot, but if we exclude her "comedic attributes," the source of her strength is that she carries the genes of "Dragon Ball."

"Just like 'magic essence,' which is the passport to the NieR universe, the world of Dragon Ball also has its own passport."

When Malger is doing serious business, women are attracted to him, which is why female gorillas with glycerin suppositories linger outside his small clinic every day.

"I said, Old Ma."

"explain."

Li Nuo sat on a folding stool.

"If we acquire Arale's manufacturing technology, what do you think we'll face on the next stage?"

Marger didn't stop what he was doing, calmly smoking without thinking.

"do not know."

"Yeah, I don't know."

He could tell that the man was thinking about random things. He wasn't Cha Bai, and he couldn't indulge him.

"Shabi."

"I think so."

"Hmph, let me tell you a story. Next to my clinic, there was a beggar who slept in his shack every day. As a Cairo alien, he shouldn't be sick or anything, but as a doctor, I still cared about his condition. One day, I saw that the place where he lived was empty."

Marger stubbed out his cigarette.

"It turns out that I was under an illusion spell for a while, and there were no beggars at all."

Li Nuo looked at him.

"So? You're playing me?"

Marger shrugged.

"That's life. Who cares about its meaning? The future is the same. Just be yourself and let the rest go to hell. Anyway, we don't know what will happen in the future, or whether what's happening now is real or fake. And haven't you lived this way all this time?"

Li Nuo stared with dead fish eyes.

"Actually, I'm conflicted. If I were really like that, I wouldn't be so obsessed with studying the comic book industry."

A loud "boom" erupted from the screen.

The screen is showing a battle scene from Castlevania.

The giant, adorable little ghost incarnate of the evil god Marje is releasing terrifying swamp gas.

Xiao Wu ran across the sea of ​​excrement, fighting to a standstill with the already excreted Shafa.

The others were forced to the next level, because it was so disgusting that they had no way to fight back.

Peters was utterly devastated by the golden waves, his self-esteem completely gone, and he languished in depression behind the girl in black stockings.

Li Nuo's eyes trembled a few times as he watched the scenes unfold on the screen.

He took out a Poké Ball and summoned Cuihua.

"Go out and give the Poké Ball to Orishie, and let Gardevoir in the ball help clean up those disgusting latrines."

"okay!"

Cuihua had been bored for a long time, so she took the Poké Ball and flew out through the dog hole.

Marger asked curiously, "Aren't you going?"

Li Nuo leaned back in his chair and looked up at the ceiling: "I'm not going... To be honest, this script has been so boring so far."

Although the group of players on the screen were dodging poop, they were not in any real danger because Xiao Wu was holding the line in the most dangerous area.

"Ultimately, it's because it became too powerful."

Li Nuo raised his hand, his five fingers covering the ceiling, with flames of blue fire burning at the tips.

"You've become so strong now. I never dared to imagine that one day I would be like this, facing world-class monsters as easily as strolling down the street. Old Ma, we've been through a lot together, haven't we?"

"Hmm, cyberpunk, demons, Creation Mountain... World War, the Ant King, White City, so many things..."

Marger deliberately avoided saying "sand feather".

“Every script is a life-or-death struggle, every world is incredibly busy, but this script is so leisurely, so boring.”

Li Nuo paused.

"But this script is my favorite."

"Hmph, because it's mundane."

"Yes, ever since I got used to living with Cha Bai, I've started to long for a peaceful life."

Li Nuo made a post-coital cigarette expression.

"I don't even feel like I deserve the title of 'The Bloodthirsty One' anymore."

"Yeah."

Marger murmured as he turned off the scanner on his wristwatch.

"Li Nuo, wait a moment."

He turned on a projector, fed in the information, and it automatically generated a drawing called "Dragon Ball Aura Extraction Diagram".

In addition, there is an electronic chip created by Dr. Norimoto, the creator of Arale.

【Mechanical Soul Loader】

【Excellent quality】

[Effect: Enters the computer and simulates a computer character]

[Summary: Dr. Norimaki is a fan of Midori Yamabuki. To test the depth of her affections, he created a game featuring only Midori as a character. To further test his understanding, he invented an electronic chip and entered the computer to impersonate Midori. Wow, that was shallow!]

"nailed it."

He rubbed his hands together as he walked toward the computer.

"What are you doing?"

Li Nuo sat up curiously.

"Didn't you say you were bored?"

Marger turned around, a sinister smile spreading across his face.

"How about I increase the intensity for you guys? Haha, haha ​​...

The "Mechanical Soul Loader" chip has been integrated into the computer.

Li Nuo: "(°°)...?"

Marger accessed the computer.

"We're doomed..." Li Nuo: "Ah...no good!"

He immediately got up and shook Arale: "Wake up! Time for school!"

Arale sat up abruptly, rubbing her eyes: "Oh... good morning."

She looked down and realized her body had been opened, and cried out in alarm, "My belly button is gone!"

Li Nuo: "Stop talking about the belly button..."

Before he could finish speaking, the system's voice silenced him.

[Drawing complete]

It's the reward given after a turtle with 200 million HP dies.

A shield-like light appeared in his hand.

After flashing a few times, it turned into a turtle shell that Li Nuo couldn't bear at all.

Master Roshi's turtle shell

[Quality: Epic]

[Effect: Material, enhances the power of certain types of armor]

[Brief summary: Exercise well, study well, play well, eat well, and you can become the strongest creature in the universe.]

Li Nuo pressed the turtle shell to the ground, panting heavily: "It's so heavy!"

Because this thing is very powerful.

So he has already put the problem of Marger out of his mind.

Arale: "What do we do now?"

Li Nuo: "Exercise well, study well, play well, eat well, so you can sleep a little longer."

……

Boom! Xiao Wu fired an arrow and blasted apart Shafa's clone.

But Shafa revived from the swamp gas and suddenly appeared above Xiaowu, stomping her into... into the endless brownish-gold molten liquid!

"I don't know why, but I get angry just seeing you."

The Shafa clone roared in a vaporized form.

Of course they'd be angry. These two women have a deep-seated grudge, like the irreconcilable feud between Li Nuo and Kroyd. But when women fight, it always seems so drawn out, and neither of them has died yet.

Xiao Wu sank into the brown swamp, transformed into a ball of dung, and popped out. Right under Shafa's eyeballs, the ball split into twenty balls, and then suddenly transformed back into human form. The twenty Xiao Wus, each carrying their own head, smashed into Shafa, igniting the swamp gas in the entire area.

BOOM! ! !

"Ah—hahahahahaha!"

Xiao Wu grabbed her face and laughed wildly, as if she had gone mad.

"I never imagined that my ability to turn into poop would be so useful! Damn, poop battles are my domain now, so that's it! Ah, ahhh, hahahahahaha!!!"

She's crazy again.

Amidst the smoke of the explosion, Shafa's blood mist transformed and reshaped her body.

"This woman is amazing; your methods don't seem to work on her."

She spoke to the evil god Marje behind her.

At this point, Marger was a round, chubby rag doll ghost, no longer resembling a human.

Suddenly, Marger opened his mouth wide and swallowed the Shafa clone whole. After letting out a burp, it meant he had digested the clone.

This scene shocked Xiao Wu.

"Hey...it seems you really ate her."

A player hanging from the ceiling used his eyes as cameras to broadcast the current scene to those hiding.

"Holy crap, the ponytail girl is a piece of shit... Holy crap, Miss Shafa's clone got eaten, holy crap..."

Those hiding in the lower area watched the broadcast screen projected by the player and fell silent one by one.

Is this the most awesome fighting force in the "Endless Corridor"?
Poop, pee, and farts?
Absurd fighting methods?
Die so easily?

No logic?

Is it a comedy anime?

Yes, it's a comedy anime.

But Xiao Wu was very serious.

She looked at Malger in front of her and sensed something was wrong.

"The energy is becoming chaotic, no, it's getting stronger."

At this moment, Xiao Wu panicked.

"The One Has Arrived!?"

That's right, it's the real deal! Marger seized control of this evil god through the [Mechanical Soul Loader]!

The players' quest panel suddenly malfunctioned.

Main Quest: Defeat the Evil God of the Labyrinth

[Mission Difficulty: lv200 (MAX) → Those who can commit suicide should do so to teleport out (advice from staff)]

[Mission Details: Defeat him and you'll clear the maze → What a load of crap]

[Hint: Heh...]

Players have never seen this kind of panel prompt before.

At that moment, Xiao Wu shouted at the top of her lungs, "Wells! Protect everyone! Get out of here quickly! This is Marger's true form!!!"

In her terror, the drowsy Wells transformed back into the big black Wells, which frightened Robbke so much that he fainted.

"Yo yo yo yo yo yo (stuttering), follow me, everyone!"

He hoisted Hidechiyo onto his back with one hand, grabbed Robbock with the other, and led the way in running.

"Damn it! If you don't want to suffer a fate worse than death, then run like you're going to die!"

But at this moment.

The evil god Marje, who was about ten meters tall, first had a gem grow on his head.

Then a lump appeared inside the gem.

That lump looks just like a hemorrhoid.

The hemorrhoids slowly transformed into a human form, which was the upper body of the real Marger.

(As shown in the picture)
"..."

"rua!"

Xiao Wu pursed her lips.

"Big brother... what are you doing causing trouble?"

Marger, perched atop the gem on the ghost, scoffed, "Fun."

Xiao Wu: "Damn it, you're such a jerk."

She nocked her longbow, drew back the bowstring, and prepared to shoot Marger.

"Marje, you have already chosen your own path to death."

"Humph."

Marger controlled the ghostly body and opened its mouth wide.

"Resurrection, my love!"

A clone of Safa emerged from his mouth, opened its throat, and sang a female version of "The New Gian Song"!
……

Xiao Wu is defeated.

……

After a period of time that was actually quite short but felt long.

Wells finally led the big guys to the first floor.

Not only players, elves, and mounts, but even monsters followed them.

"We don't eat shit either."

The female monster dressed as a nurse shrugged and explained.

The upper floors are already flooded.

Fortunately, the drainage system in Castlevania is quite good. After all, the tenth floor of the maze is the sewers. As for Li Nuo, who was hiding in the sewers, he had already sealed the dog hole. He is now the safest person in the world.

The elves used rain magic to cleanse everyone of their filth.

A female player crouched on the ground, covering her face and crying.

"I don't want the future to turn out like that..."

It's not just her.

Most people who witnessed the combat style of the so-called top-tier combat power in the "Endless Corridor" developed doubts about the future and a faint sense of despair.

Milo explained as best he could, "Actually, they're not like that when they get serious..."

But no one paid any attention to him.

Everyone looked at Wells.

The black man sensed the despair in everyone's eyes, so he transformed back into a glamorous female drow: "Oh~ this look suits me best right now~!"

A rough, dark-skinned man transforms into a dark-skinned female elf... roughly equivalent to a bald old man turning into a high school magical girl.

Everyone felt even more desperate.

Just then, the sound of "The New Fat Tiger Song" appeared, indicating that Marger was getting closer and closer.

The girl in black stockings grabbed Peters by the collar and roared furiously, "Aren't you the will of the Great Labyrinth?! Think of something!"

Peters was completely bewildered: "This is the first time I've ever seen a creature use that thing as magic... Let me catch my breath..."

However, the release of "The New Gian Song" is getting closer and closer.

Some people have already started hallucinating.

Peters glanced at Hidechiyo and Kirby, and reluctantly opened the space-time rift again.

"Hopefully we can catch something that can control this guy..."

He put his hand in.

A slender yet robust figure emerged from the gap.

After landing, the figure slowly stood up.

The moment everyone saw his face, a spark of hope ignited in everyone's hearts.

Long, silvery-white hair.

A sculpted face.

A man who is extremely handsome.

The female players and the female elves were already feeling butterflies in their stomachs.

"Sephiroth?"

Actually, it's Ting Ge.

……

P.S.: (Thanks to "New Stocking and Garter Angels" for helping me get back into the swing of things).

(End of this chapter)