As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 721 Grandpa Qin's Military Killing Fist

"Ms. Bai Jie is an important member of the Cthulhu Deep Sea Expedition Team. In her early years, she became disillusioned with the world because of an impure love affair."

"At that time, her dark inner world and past life led Bai Jie to be infected by the ancient god. She heard the ancient god whispering in her ear, 'Cheating, cheating, cheating.' At that time, Ms. Bai Jie was already mentally deranged, but there is always a way out. At that time, Ms. Bai Jie met Mr. Qin."

"Grandpa Qin was the gatekeeper of the first squad of the Ancient Gods, also known as the 'Gatekeeper.' In that world, there was a profession called 'Night Watchmen,' which was something Grandpa Qin created. They only wandered in the world of madness, facing life-or-death tests at any time. Grandpa Qin saw the potential in Bai Jie and saved her. From that day on, the story between Bai Jie and Cthulhu began."

As Li Nuo drew the prologue to "Bai Jie vs. Cthulhu," he explained his story to Arale.

Arale looked at the comic and mouthed "Oh oh oh oh," meaning "This is so interesting."

"And then what? And then what?!"

"Then comes the story of how Grandpa Qin brought Bai Jie into the entertainment industry."

Li Nuo stopped writing.

"The following content requires payment to read."

Arale picked up the string of poop that Malje had skewered for her before he left.

"I'll give you luck!"

"Thank you."

Li Nuo took the opportunity.

"Then, Ms. Bai Jie's first task is a labyrinth god. It is said that there is a large labyrinth in that place, and an ancient god is hidden deep in the labyrinth. That ancient god secretly interferes with the world, making everyone think that they are living in happiness, but in reality they are already walking corpses."

He rolled up a bunch of drawings and stuffed them into Arale's fanny pack.

If Arale takes this back, it might be seen by the guys in the Dragon Ball world. If anyone is interested in his manga stories, he might be able to create a crossover with the Dragon Ball world.

"Lady Bai Jie has ventured deep into the lair of the ancient gods. She possesses astonishing talent and has become a seasoned warrior in just one-tenth the time it takes most people."

At this moment, the screen is showing Olshey being "forced to grow into the world's strongest."

"But at the bottom of the labyrinth, the power of the ancient gods still drove Bai Jie to despair."

"She and all her teammates in the investigation team were unable to defeat the ancient god and were at their wits' end."

Li Nuo paused here.

Arale looked at him expectantly.

"Guess what happened next?"

"What?!"

"Uncle Qin is here."

Arale clenched her fist.

"and then?"

"Next, we'll start by telling you the story of Grandpa Qin."

"Who exactly is Grandpa Qin?"

"You've gotten to the key question, Arale."

Li Nuo picked up a charcoal pencil and drew a few lines of a mustache on his face.

“I can be Uncle Qin.”

He then drew a mustache on Arale's face.

"Uncle Qin, it could be you too."

"Am I Grandpa Qin?"

Arale is in character.

Li Nuo patted Ala Lei's head and pointed to the computer screen.

"Now, Grandpa Qin is going to save the maze. Are you ready, Grandpa Qin?"

Arale nodded vigorously.

"Okay! Save Bai Jie!"

……

"Woo la la la la la la la!"

The evil god Marje let out a terrible laugh.

At that time, the players, the other natives, and the monsters were all on the verge of despair. Swamp gas, the mental damage left over from "The New Fat Tiger Song", and the poison gas from "Shit Blocks" all made it impossible for them to participate in the battle.

All players can do is give some ability buffs to the person standing in the most dangerous position.

Oliche, Hidechiyo, Kirby, and Peters stood in a row like in an RPG game, enjoying the buff that increased their defense.

"start!"

Peters shouted, and Hidechiyo and Olsie charged toward the evil god!
Peters then grabbed Kirby and said, "Eat me!"

Kirby's "devour" ability is incredibly powerful, allowing him to extract the power of what he eats and transform it into his own new abilities. Peter's ability is only to open a spacetime rift, and his own use of it has a cooldown period and isn't very effective. But if Kirby were to devour him...

On the other side, Hidechiyo drew her greatsword and activated her demon counter to block the head of Mai that was released from the muzzle of Marger's gun, while Olise was exchanging sword techniques with the kitchen knife in the other hand of the evil god.

Kirby has swallowed Peters.

It will take some time to digest.

Just then, Hidechiyo swiftly sliced ​​through Marger's massive body with a single strike. The airflow from the blade parted her hair, and her resolute eyes seemed to see something terrifying.

"Is the evil god up to something again?"

What sprang from Marger's body were followers of the "Steel Soul"!
The group of believers poured out like cockroaches emerging from a bursting sack.

Hidechiyo's combat experience told her that each of the summoned creatures possessed power close to her own.

The cultists stared at the world before them like madmen. The terror of the "Steel Soul" seemed to distort the air the moment the cultists appeared. The magical factors unique to the "Border Prison Script" of these guys caused the air to heat up.

"kill."

"Kill them all."

"Kill them all! Aaaaaah!"

Faced with the cultists' twisted faces, Hidechiyo stomped her foot hard and used [Cleansing the Dark Realm] to force Marger's summoning spell to shut down, but she was still surrounded and attacked by a few cultists who had escaped.

Only Olise and the demonized Marger remained to fight one-on-one.

Suddenly, Marger rose into the air and fired a shot into the sky. The falling sparks turned into Xiao Wu's head, and a pile of Xiao Wu's heads fell like hailstones.

But these little dancers' heads could roll on their own, and they thrived in this environment that was comparable to a septic tank.

Peters's elves activated shields to block the explosions from the dancers.

It looked like they were about to be unable to hold on.

Olise finally took out the Poké Ball.

"sorry."

She didn't want to release the pets she had acquired, nor did she want the creatures in the Poké Balls to suffer in this environment.

But there's no way to change it now.

Gardevoir emerged from its Poké Ball, smelled the surrounding scents, and suddenly vomited.

"Please, vomit a little later, so you can suck away this stinking stuff, okay!?"

"Olise shouted."

She had witnessed Gardevoir's ability to unleash black holes.

Gardevoir covered her mouth with one hand and released a small black hole with the other, sucking in all the swamp-like things in the entire Dracula's Castle, including the rolling head of Mai.

The golden liquid, resembling a septic tank, spiraled through the air and darted into the small black hole, as if golden light were swirling.

"vomit--!"

Just as Gardevoir was about to vomit after cleaning up, a flying cleaver swept past her, and the air blade released from the blade sent her flying.

After Gardevoir stood up, everyone let out a terrified roar.

She turned into a walking [beep~].

The cleaver spun back into the hand of the evil god Marje, and the cartoon image of a butterfly printed on the cleaver's handle spoke up: "I am a chef who specializes in making this kind of disgusting dish!"

Although people are used to absurdity, the idea of ​​becoming a living being is still physiologically unacceptable.

The space, which had been painstakingly cleaned, was plunged back into deep fear because of the creatures.

Marje landed on the ground, his plump white body bearing four words: Second Form.

He brandished the kitchen knife, using Li Nuo's [Wind-Slaying Blade (Inferior Version)]. The indistinct blade swept past, and Olise's eyes widened in surprise. She saw the hidden blade light clearly and nimbly dodged it.

But when I turned around, I saw this scene... Except for Kirby, who has the ability to transform but doesn't change his body, everyone, including Hidechiyo, turned into [beep~], with Wells's [beep~] being the largest.

"What is this..."

Ollie recalled the wriggling Gardevoir and stood there, staring stiffly at the evil god Marger.

"I've fantasized countless times about the power at the deepest part of the labyrinth, but I never imagined... it would be something that plays with shit and turns people into strange creatures... Go to hell!"

Ollie gritted her teeth and charged at Marger.

Anyone who shatters someone else's dreams deserves to die!
Facing the charging protagonist, the evil god Marje brought his weapons together, forming a musket that resembled a trumpet. The moment he pulled the trigger, he unleashed a barrage of giant turds of excrement!
But this was no longer enough to frighten Olise.

Poop and pee, that's nothing!
She brandished her longsword, and the [Sword in the Stone], empowered by her belief in slaying demons and monsters, finally evolved. The sword light it released slashed at the flying [giant turds], completely destroying the filthy things!

However, how could an evil god be defeated so easily?

Marje's entire body erupted with magical energy, activating his MAX skill!
The gun breech unleashed a swarm of maggots!
Olsie gritted her teeth and stood firm, then swung her sword at the [Foul-Sea Maggots] that was rushing towards her like a mudslide, actually splitting the thing in two!
My king slays shit!

The golden light emanating from the sword evaporated the filth completely.

Olsie stared with dead fish eyes at the brown mottled marks on the longsword.

"Ah...ah..."

She still broke down.

"I've trained like crazy for so long, was it all just to cut shit?!"

Anyone would have collapsed in her shoes. She finally understood why Cha Bai chose to run away when she found out that the evil god was Malje.

"It's so dirty...it's really so dirty..."

Both the players and the natives felt it was particularly dirty.

It's the kind of thing that's so dirty, from the methods to the physical level, that this guy could probably create a faith by playing Warhammer.

Olsie took a deep breath.

"I need to catch my breath... That move just now took a lot of strain on my body."

Kirby walks over; it has already fused with Peters. The fused form is simple and easy to understand: Peters is riding on Kirby's head.

"Leave it to me next."

Peters pried open Kirby's mouth. "Let me show you the true will of the labyrinth, my summoning magic!"

He borrowed the power of Kirby and used the final summoning spell, which was also the only skill he could still use in the Great Labyrinth mechanic.

This move is actually a named skill in the corridor.

Super Smash Bros.

Plumber, Wario, Snake, and Charizard squeezed out of Kirby's mouth first.

Four words appeared on Marje's body: Third Form.

Before Nintendo's stars could even get going, Marger, controlling a giant ghost, lifted his white cloak, revealing two short legs.

There was a screwdriver between her legs, and that screwdriver suddenly grew bigger.

Armstrong Cyclone Acceleration Armstrong Cannon!
boom--!
Missed.

Everyone turned around.

Seeing the gates of Dracula's Castle blasted open...

"Run!"

At Peters's command, everyone rushed towards the gate like madmen.

……

Nanami opened her eyes.

It felt like I had a very long dream.

Tom and Rococo were watching the Dracula Castle whose gates had been blasted open.

"what happened……"

Nanami sat up.

Amidst the pixelated dust, Ollie and Peters riding Kirby burst out first, followed by a horde of rapidly moving natives, players, and monsters who had transformed into unsightly creatures.

Rococo was dumbfounded: "Are they playing this openly?!"

Tom smugly remarked, "Ha, that's just how they are."

"What are you standing there for!" Peters shouted, riding Kirby. "Run! We can't beat this one!"

Marger's evil god body (that is, the adorable giant ghost) is stuck in front of the gate, unable to leave the castle. This evil god has the ability to merge, and anything he eats will become part of him. Since he can't get out, he simply eats the entire castle!
A rattling sound accompanied the shaking of the ground.

White arms shot out from the entire castle of Dracula.

At the top of the castle, the adorable giant ghost appeared with Marger, and the entire castle transformed into a moving castle, changing the name of the castle to "Marger's Moving Castle".

Two spheres were squeezed out from where the gate was.

The first sphere is Emil's head.

Everyone stood still, more curious about what other strange things might evolve from this bizarre creature than about running away immediately.

Welcome! Come again next time! We have daily discounts!

It started singing.

As it was singing, its round head flipped over, revealing Fat Tiger's head on the back!
"Welcome everyone to my concert, Fat Tiger!"

Then the head started spinning wildly.

"I'm Gian, the king of the kids! Invincible, a true man! Nobita and Suneo are no match for me! I'm good at everything – fighting, sports, and singing too! Come find me if you need anything!"

"Huge clearance sale! Welcome!"

"The Insatiable Carnival! I am Gian!"

"Super special offer! Welcome!"

"Big, medium, small—they're all mine! I'm the king of the kids!"

"Today is another happy day!"

"La la la la la la la la la~~~"

"La la la la la la la la la!!!"

The terrifying and insane song reached the upper levels of the great labyrinth, and could even be heard on the first level, threatening the entire labyrinth with destruction.

Orish released Gardevoir again, and together with the Pokémon, used Protect and Dark Hole to barely resist the destructive power of the songs. This was also because the two songs hadn't reached their boiling point yet, but... to be honest, the situation was not good.

If this continues, all the creatures in the maze will perish.

But suddenly.

Malger's Moving Castle suddenly stopped playing.

Because he saw Nanami.

"Sing on, keep singing!"

Nanami dragged her stick over, tilting her head, her eyes gleaming with a murderous aura.

Sing! Didn't you say you wouldn't let me in?

Only Nanami was kept outside the castle.

"Even this bunch of [beep] can get in, why can't I!"

The deeper meaning is: I'm not even worth a [beep] in your heart.

Then Nanami uttered the most terrifying thing a human could say.

"Marger, I'll kill you first, and then I'll kill myself."

Marger's Moving Castle, the Great Evil God of the Labyrinth, the Leader of the Mechanical Cult, the Faith of the Steel Soul—he turned and ran!

Boom! Boom! Boom! The castle foundation rose up, forming four dog legs, which galloped backward, raising clouds of dust in their wake.

Nanami, holding a stick, silently pursued him.

far away.

Olsie was engrossed in watching, she never expected this turn of events... a towering castle... being chased and beaten by a girl who was only about 1.5 meters tall and wielding a stick... what a strange scene this was.

"Stop spacing out!" Cuihua popped out of the ground: "Idiot, call for help!"

"How did you..."

“I’ve been hiding inside Sister Tea’s hat.”

Cha Bai had taken advantage of the chaos when the gate opened to ride out on her hammer and was now hiding far away. She directed Cui Hua to come over and give Olise a final warning.

“Call for help…right.” Olsie understood immediately, retreated a dozen meters, and took out a few butterflies from her waist pouch.

"Please, everyone," she murmured.

The butterflies transformed into the monsters she subdued on her journey.

The Beast King, Night Dragon, Death, and Gatekeeper—four boss-level creatures that held a place in the labyrinth—appeared before Olise.

The elf behind her, who had transformed into that kind of thing, and Peters were both startled, astonished that Olise had managed to tame these four arrogant monsters.

"Please... everyone, this is the end of the journey!"

Cuihua and Gardevoir also appeared behind her.

With six Pokémon by her side, Olshe will deliver the final blow to the ruler of the dungeon!
The Beast King lifted the ground.

The Night Dragon unleashed its icy breath.

Death approaches, brandishing its scythe of certain death.

The gatekeeper casts a useless illusion on the castle.

Cuihua shouted, "Go for it!"

Gardevoir used its psychic powers to accelerate Orish's sprint. Amidst the explosions of ice and flying rocks, Orish leaped over Nanami, and the longsword in her hand emitted a golden light.

Nanami understood immediately. As an ally, she also released golden light, which covered Olise. The light of the [Boundary of Reason] was like a cannon shooting into the sky, obscuring everyone's eyes.

Olise was also blinded by the flash, and focused all her strength on unleashing her final sword strike.

The sword strike missed its mark.

But Malger's moving castle collapsed.

Under the scattered stone bricks, Arale withdrew her fist.

Li Nuo stood beside her.

Just after the castle came to life, the connection between the sewers and the castle was severed, and the two crawled out from underground. They saw the castle running towards them, so Arale casually punched it.

As it turns out, the fighting power in the comedy world is illogical; the moving castle and the evil god, which were almost impossible for anyone to resist, were instantly killed with a single punch.

Arale: "Oh my gosh~ Where's Grandpa Qin?"

Li Nuo: "Actually, you are Grandpa Qin. Your punch just now was the 'Military Way Killing Fist.' From then on, Bai Jie also learned the Military Way Killing Fist. This is the prologue to 'Bai Jie and Cthulhu.'"

Arale danced with joy, exclaiming, "So I'm Grandpa Qin! That's great! I'm Grandpa Qin!"

Marjee climbed out of the pile of rubble.

"Old Ma, you're having a blast, aren't you?"

"Humph……"

"Your fused evil god power..."

"Actually, it's not my ability, it's the ability of the Great Maze. After I possessed that chip, I temporarily controlled the Maze's program."

Li Nuo raised an eyebrow.

"So it's all over?"

Marger dusted off the mosaic fragments from his head, pulled Xiaowu and Die out of his white coat, and gently placed the two unconscious girls on the ground.

"The evil god I played was defeated, the players completed the game... and at the same time..."

He gazed at the already collapsed Devil Castle.

The computer that controls the great maze is buried under the brick wall.

"The program of the Great Maze has been broken because of my foolishness, so the maze is gone too. In this way, the harm that the maze posed to the world has been basically eliminated, and I have saved the world."

The plan, devised by Lino and Marger without any prior communication, was to possess the maze, allow Olise to shine, destroy the maze's program, and then have Arale resolve the situation.

"call……"

Li Nuo glanced at Olise in the distance. The girl was looking at the collapsed castle with a surprised expression, still wondering what had happened.

Meanwhile, Arale was still immersed in the joy of being Grandpa Qin and ran around everywhere.

"Actually, in the end, the one that saves the world is 'Bai Jie vs. Cthulhu'."

(End of this chapter)