As a player, can you be normal?
Chapter 747 Staff Recruitment Plan
Chapter 747 Staff Recruitment Plan
In the world of "Creation Mountain", Mr. Henry, the Craftsman of Light, disappeared after he killed the Demon King with a single shot while piloting the "Armstrong Cyclone Acceleration Armstrong Cannon".
To commemorate him, a statue was erected in his honor at the summit of Chuangjie Mountain.
Actually, he was dragged over by Marger.
The gathering area has a translation function; when people speak, the language will automatically be adjusted to the administrator's language.
"Brother Ma!"
"Hmph, Mr. Henry."
Henry and Marger shook hands.
"Warrior of Light!"
"Craftsman of Light!"
Henry and Linus shook hands.
The three of them put their arms around each other's shoulders and laughed loudly in front of the operating room's fluorescent light.
Haha ...
Cha Bai sat in the chair, legs crossed, looking at the three of them. Although he was used to their neurotic behavior, he still felt embarrassed.
Marger explained the situation to Henry, who, in Marger's mind, was the greatest craftsman in the multiverse.
In fact, even Lino believed that with Mr. Henry around, their future would be bright.
Because O. Henry was a genius who could create the "Armstrong Cyclone Armstrong Cannon".
After hearing the whole story, Mr. Henry was not surprised at all.
Back then, Li Nuo and his group had shown him the concept of another dimension, and he had always believed that Li Nuo and Marge and the others were beings of a higher dimension, because only beings of a higher dimension could understand the "Armstrong Cyclone Acceleration Armstrong Cannon".
In short, all the connections stem from the "Armstrong Cyclone Armstrong Cannon".
They reached a tacit understanding because of the "Armstrong Cyclone Acceleration Armstrong Cannon".
Henry, ever the friendly type, put on the white coat and noticed bloodstains on it. He asked curiously, "Brother Ma, why are there bloodstains?"
Marger chuckled and ruffled his hair: "Hmph, that's the thorny path we'll have to traverse in the future."
Henry pondered for a moment: "Then where is my first thorn?"
Li Nuo: "Mr. Henry, the first hurdle you need to overcome is to equip Chen Shou's robot with two Armstrong cyclotron acceleration Armstrong cannons."
Marger: "It's on your face."
Cha Bai: "Sigh..."
She took the juice Victor offered, and the two of them looked helplessly at the group of guys.
Cha Bai, with a straw in her mouth, said, "Mr. Victor, it's so good to see you're alright."
Victor said with a smile, "Feeling good, huh?"
Cha Bai: "What do you mean?"
Victor remained silent, simply watching the two children and Henry fool around, a happy smile creeping onto his face.
Cha Bai nodded and smiled, saying, "Yeah, it feels good."
……
now.
The summoning ritual in the forest has ended.
The host club finally summoned their leader.
Sauron stepped out of the six-pointed star magic circle, looked around at the group of resurrected members, his expression calm, and turned to walk towards the clinic.
Everyone remained silent.
It wasn't until Soren raised his arm, turned his back to everyone, and gave the middle finger that the host club seemed to come back to life, cheering and making noise, clamor and joy, and the brief peace returned.
Cha Bai stood behind the window, watching the birds take flight from the Black Forest, her blue eyes reflecting the overcast sky.
"What to do next?"
"Let's set this up first."
While answering, Marger was observing the contents of the panel.
"Information about the next script should be given to me in advance."
Although it seems that the most dangerous time has passed.
But in fact, the real coming of winter is yet to come.
These greenhorns are going to challenge the Five Great Corridors.
It's inevitable to feel uneasy. Despite the unease, as long as Li Nuo and Ma Erjie are still in this house, Cha Bai can see the scene from back then. They were just novice players, three clueless fools who stumbled into this world.
Cha Bai clearly remembers when her first major life change occurred.
That was at the end of the Witcher script, when Li Nuo invited her to travel the world, her first stirrings of affection, and the first player who brought them a sense of surprise, that violent four-eyed guy.
Soren pushed open the door and entered.
"Let's talk."
Marger stared at the panel.
[Basic information for the next scenario has been generated]
【"The World in the Painting"】
[To be launched within one to three months]
Brother Ma released the administrator panel.
[Participant screening is in progress. Please fill in the participant number, administrator.]
[Due to the special circumstances, administrators may also participate in the "Redemption Corridor"]
Marger shrugged.
"I need to organize the panel information and Mr. Henry's work. You two talk."
"Ok."
Li Nuo placed the hat on Cha Bai's head; in this ordinary gesture, there was a comforting feeling that only lovers could understand.
Then he and Soren left the room to talk in the current meeting area of the host club.
"When were you resurrected?"
"Strictly speaking, it was just now."
The two walked one after the other in the corridor. Soren listened to Li Nuo recount what had happened, and the two went over all the information together.
Until they stepped into the morgue in the basement.
The members of the male escort group used the crematorium as an oven, stuffing the witch they had just captured into it, and the aroma was irresistible.
To celebrate the resurrection, the group of carefree men transformed the gloomy room into a warm and welcoming hut.
Li Nuo sat down on the sofa. He was very familiar with the members of the male escort group. There was no need to say more about Ark, Jelf, Kasim, and Rifle Bro. Prosius was the guild leader who had chased him back then, as well as the players who had fought alongside him in the World War. Although they were all part of his human trafficking scheme, they were all doing well now.
Soren sat down beside him, head down. He didn't care about the next script; instead, he said something he hadn't included in the message he was trying to convey.
"We must win..."
His tone was so serious that the crematorium in the room seemed to grow cold, and the witch's meat skewers inside seemed to lose their appeal.
“Everyone here is one of us. I told you, I can only save my child if I save Lillian.”
Li Nuo remained silent.
The host club also fell silent.
Soren kept his head bowed very low.
"My child with, my child with Lillian."
Li Nuo tapped Ark on the shoulder and asked, "Did something go wrong with the ritual you used to resurrect him?"
Yak shrugged: "I don't know, did he hit his head?" Obviously, it was impossible for him to hit his head, so everyone came to the same conclusion.
Rifle Guy: "I really didn't expect this. You can imagine how obsessive the female team members were about skipping the process and going straight to the finish line..."
Sauron: "..."
Everyone fell silent again.
Those who know Sauron know that when he stops talking back, it means he's tired. If he's tired, it means he doesn't want to explain, so his daydreaming-like narration just now was true.
Finally, Li Nuo tapped Yak on the shoulder and asked, "Could I express some of my happiness? I mean, I'm worried that it might be disrespectful to your boss's current state..."
Yak shook his head: "We're waiting for the first trailblazer to appear."
Li Nuo: "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Host Club: "Hahahahahahahahaha!"
Sauron: "Damn it—!"
A group of men getting together often creates an unreliable atmosphere.
So Soren immediately steered the conversation back to the main topic: "You just told me about Captain Ma. We're the 'Corridor of Redemption,' so what's next? Does Captain Ma have any instructions?"
Li Nuo slumped on the sofa, staring at the ceiling with dead fish eyes: "How should I put it, do you guys think we're a good bunch of unreliable bastards?"
“Whether it’s reliable or not, we have to keep doing it. We’re a group of people with no way out.” Jelf came over and handed him a freshly baked witch meat skewer.
“That’s true.” Li Nuo took a bite of the meat skewer, which sizzled with oil and was cooked to medium-rare. For the sake of the witch’s delicious food, settling down here wouldn’t be bad.
"I don't know the abilities of the players in the judge's group." Soren pushed up his glasses, took out a plate and cutlery from his glasses, arranged the meat skewers elegantly, put on a white napkin, and said, "Among the players in the five corridors who are not above level 99, the strongest in terms of raw strength are Anmi from 'The End' and Xiaoqing beside him. You know how valuable these two are."
Li Nuo nodded and poured tea for everyone, saying, "An Mi is more capable than you and me; the value of 'The End' is too high."
“That’s right,” Soren said, cutting a skewer of meat. “Second is Nanami.”
The Explorers can analyze a lot of information from the data. In Soren's eyes, Nanami is the coolest among this group.
Soren chewed on a piece of meat, then pulled out a bottle of "sea salt" from somewhere and sprinkled salt on the meat skewers on his plate while talking.
"Then there are quite a few people who can be in the third position. 'Empty' has Aita and Pippen, 'Death's' most talented guy is dead, and 'Immortal' also has a group of people, but you, me, Xiao Wu, including you 2B, are definitely at the top of this position. And I also have Captain Ma, which is enough to support a large guild or even the lower limit of the Corridor. You raise the upper limit, and the rest of you do your job. It's impossible to say that our group is without problems, but it's not so easy to be defeated."
Li Nuo thought for a moment. Now, the people in their "Redemption Corridor" who could be used as direct combat forces, plus his team and the combat-type players in the Cowboy Club, totaled fifteen people. Among them, at least seven people could roam freely in the "Border Prison Scenario".
The rest of the people were mostly Marger's pawns, including Milo, who was also brought over.
"But without staff, the construction mechanism for the cluster area cannot be activated."
"Use the Cairo aliens, huh?"
"I know that. How do we control that large group of Cairo aliens? Those guys are troublemakers and don't last long, but they are very capable at their jobs. With those little guys around, we can achieve twice the result with half the effort."
Soren sneered: "Heh, the highest level of capitalist brainwashing is a puppet control model based on fear. We need to use the limited time to recruit those unreliable little guys. The most reliable way is the most unreliable way."
After hearing this, Li Nuo glanced at the male escorts and said helplessly, "Your boss is a real bastard."
Sauron was furious.
Happy everyone.
Joking aside, Soren's conclusion yielded an interesting team-building strategy.
A few hours later, Marje and Soren came up with a damned recruitment strategy.
……
Seven days later.
On a planet in the Cairo world called "Cairo Anchor Star".
A small spaceship is preparing to embark on an expedition into outer space.
The expedition team consisted of five people.
Two square-headed Cairo aliens, two heavily paid interstellar hunters, and a folklorist.
The team leader, Cairo-kun, is named "Pupupupapupuluo." He is a streamer on the Cairo live streaming website. Recently, he has been unable to find good viewers, resulting in a sharp drop in income. He is so poor that he can only pick up cigarette butts outside the toilet to smoke.
Until a day ago, its friend and fellow Cairo guy, "This is a mentally challenged Cairo," told it that a haunted house had recently appeared on a haunted planet.
On a certain Cairo alien website, the planet is set as off-limits. It has been blocked since the day it was discovered because it was too dangerous, and no one except those who were exiled can approach it.
Thriller genres are always a sure way to generate viewership.
It could even be made into a mockumentary and sold.
Pupupupapuluo made up his mind and, along with his silly childhood friend, hired two space hunters and a folklorist to go there and broadcast live.
It cost a fortune to get to this planet, not only by hiring bodyguards and folklorists, but also by spending money to pull strings to get to a forbidden planet.
What it didn't know was that the money used to "pull strings" would end up in the pockets of some despicable people.
The spaceship is about to arrive.
"I am Pupupupapuluo, your virtual idol. Have you all heard of 'Cairo Haunted Planet'?"
"It's said to be something that's been quite famous in recent cosmic legends."
"What? You went knowing it was dangerous?"
"I'm filming a horror movie! Do you think we're idiots?! A bunch of morons! How can we create conflict without lowering our intelligence?"
With a series of "poof poof poof poof poof," Luo put down the live-streaming camera, and the spaceship arrived at the "haunted planet Cairo."
The planet is covered by a dark forest, like the veil covering the indescribable parts of men and women.
The interstellar hunters disembarked first, and then, with a series of rapid movements, they pointed the camera at the two hunters and explained to the people on the other side of the screen: "These two are hunters I hired at great expense. They are martial artists who successfully advanced to the Universe's First Martial Arts Tournament in the Cairo Arena."
It pointed the camera at the two hunters and said irritably, "Hey, you two idiots, why don't you say hello!"
The two space hunters completely ignored it and walked side by side through the forest.
Black crows flew out from the treetops. The sky was overcast, and there was no other sound around, as if we had entered a forbidden zone.
One of them said, "This damn planet is really something else; it looks like monsters might crawl out of it."
Another person laughed and said, "Anyway, as long as a ghost or monster comes out, I'll just give it a burst of bullets."
They even brought laser weapons to destroy spaceships, so with firepower support, they weren't afraid of the monsters appearing at all.
“Not so…” said the folklorist walking behind the two. “The scariest thing on this planet isn’t ghosts or monsters.”
This is Luo, a mentally challenged man, drooling as he asks, "Oh dear, is the scariest thing here? Is it my mother?"
*Pfft pfft pfft slap pfft* Luo punched the mentally challenged Luo on the head: "Your mother is at my grandfather's house, you idiot!"
The folklorist asked, "Do you know what this planet produces?"
Suddenly, strange noises came from the forest, and bizarre symbols appeared on the treetops. A space hunter drew his revolver and fired an exorcism bullet forward. With a bang, a "witch Claire" was blasted into pieces.
The Space Hunter picked up the witch's disappearing pieces of flesh and answered the folklorist's question.
"This planet probably produces creatures that are half flesh and half spirit."
In the eyes of the technological world, all monsters and demons belong to the category of "living things".
“No,” the folklorist said. “The place we landed at is called ‘Xia Yin Village.’ There used to be a group of monsters here, until one day, a hospital appeared here.”
"Hospital?"
"Yes, the hospital."
"Which hospital?"
"Cairo Lower Third Road People's Hospital"
Only Pupupupapuluo didn't laugh along; it felt like it had heard of this hospital before.
The group then continued on their way.
A folklorist recounted the legend of the hospital: "It is said to be a cursed hospital, created to banish a notorious doctor. After the hospital appeared, no monster dared to approach it, as if there were something terrifying inside. But only half a month after the hospital opened, the evil doctor suddenly disappeared, and the hospital became ruins, left alone on this planet."
At this point, the mentally challenged boy asked, "Why is he an evil doctor?"
The folklorist solemnly stated, "When I made an appointment with a hemorrhoid doctor years ago, this was the only hospital that had available slots. However, I heard that its location was not good, so I asked an acquaintance to do some divination. The result was... that there is an evil spirit in this hospital!"
(End of this chapter)
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