As a player, can you be normal?
Chapter 752 Boasting | Where's B?
Chapter 752 Boasting | Where's B?
A speaker connected to an electrical wire fell from the ceiling of the carriage.
【A supposedly awesome corridor? You're just bragging!】
Li Nuo pointed at the loudspeaker and asked, "Is this your staff member?"
Marger sneered, "Hmph, they're our staff."
[They're your ancestors! Are you all out of your minds? What kind of time is this?! Be serious!]
【Hey! I'm suddenly sleepy. Hey, you old geezer, come over here and type a bit for me. Can't you type? Learn, you idiot! You old codger! Learning is endless, you know?!】
The flared mouth is a mouth.
At this moment, in the "Redemption Corridor" gathering area, which is also Marger's clinic, in the basement, a large number of Cairo aliens were busy running around at their posts.
There was only one huge computer here, and Mr. Henry stood in front of it, the screen's light flickering on his body.
Henry is now the supervisor of the staff.
Although it's somewhat disgusting, he is Angel of Marger.
Li Nuo asked Marge why he didn't let Victor become Angel, and Marge's answer was that Victor wanted to be the retired emperor.
The above examples clearly show how chaotic this dilapidated corridor is.
Lack of proper management.
Everyone inside the corridor seemed to be out of their mind.
This bunch of lunatics actually said they wanted to be the most awesome.
Even the most awesome person is happy.
Mr. Henry looked at the large screen that was displaying a blue screen and asked, "Um, why is there no picture?"
A Cairo alien in a white coat kicked him in the knee: "Are you stupid? This big screen is a light! There's no signal! Everyone, laugh at this idiot with me! Hahahaha!"
Henry turned around with his coffee in hand, gritting his teeth amidst the jeers of the crowd.
He suddenly had an urge to exterminate these Cairo aliens, just as he had wanted to exterminate humanity in the past.
Play is play.
The important business is still ongoing.
The manager is Marger, and theoretically, for such a large operation, Marger should be sitting here directing the work. However, Marger is also an ordinary player, so he has to go to the scenario world.
The management of this area needs to be coordinated by the Cairo aliens themselves.
Fortunately, Cairoworld is a simulation management world.
They possess a vast array of tools that function like capitalists but not as humans, and each individual works at five times the normal rate. As long as they believe they will not die, they can operate as perpetual motion machines without ever resting. Based on the above, the staff of the "Redemption Corridor" are the most powerful group in the corridor's history.
Doesn't this make sense?
What logic is needed in a world of comedy? Hahahaha!
Mr. Henry picked up a tablet to check the work. Marger and Soren were sifting through a large number of props and entering them into the system. Because the script started so suddenly, the work, which would have taken at least a month to complete, now required more than three times the speed of Red.
There was a particularly old and worn-out computer in the middle.
Just like the desktop computers in internet cafes at the end of the last century, it was still emitting smoke.
An old Cairo man wearing reading glasses was typing on a keyboard. Henry walked over, and the old Cairo man pointed at the keyboard and asked, "Brother... how do you eat this?"
Henry sighed helplessly, looking up at the sky.
"You Cairo aliens should be wiped out..."
This old man was selected as a staff member responsible for contacting players in the game's world.
"Find someone who can type!"
A guy from Cairo showed up, claiming he knew how to use the Wubi input method.
On the train at this moment.
[I'm a Wubi input specialist. Let me see... my mom's underwear! Oops! I made a typo!]
【What? 】
[There's a voice mode? Why didn't you say so earlier!]
Inside the train, all thirty people, including Marger, had somber faces.
This corridor is beyond saving...
Marger tried to argue: "Three days is too tight... Damn it, that Schwarrel ruined my big plan!"
[Isn't it because you, as a manager, have a problem? Don't blame the employees or the competitors for poor leadership; look for your own problems. If you can't even find the problem yourself, do you think there's any hope for you? If your ancestors knew you were mentally challenged, how disappointed do you think your son would be?]
boom!
Marger pulled out his gun and frantically pulled the trigger at the loudspeaker.
Bang bang bang!
Stop hitting me, it's me, Henry!
Marger: "Henry, you're insulting me, aren't you!"
Are you crazy?! The voices in the two voice messages are completely different!
"You insulted me! You insulted me twice!" Marje said, as if he had suffered a great injustice, as he pulled a grenade from his coat.
At this moment, Cha Bai, who was fast asleep with her head resting on Li Nuo's shoulder, opened her eyes and said, "Stop messing around."
In an instant, just a moment, everything went silent.
The members of the male escort group all looked at Li Nuo with a particularly pitying gaze.
The loudspeaker then sounded again.
[This is Henry... Um, we've compiled the information about the scenario mission you're going to do, but now you need to divide your teams, otherwise you won't be able to enter the scenario.]
Li Nuo: "Why?"
Mr. Li, didn't you notice that your train keeps going around in circles?
The scenery outside the window is all the same; who could possibly notice it?
Our run-down studio...
Marger: "Henry! Watch your attitude! This is a large company with hundreds of employees!"
Soren sneered: "My family business employs over 100,000 people."
Yak: "But we don't have any female team members."
In short, we only have thirty people, while others have thousands. In the next world, we need to deploy them to different locations and process them in batches according to the teams.
Mr. Henry is extremely efficient in his work, after all, he is a craftsman of light capable of destroying humanity.
He found the best division of labor for the "Channel of Redemption" with the speed of a craftsman of light.
Brother Ma, you could consider using the "Sky Corridor" method for management. This way, the World Tree will recognize our corridor as eligible for inclusion in the scenario.
The main guild consists of thirty members, and under the main guild, there are two to three smaller teams.
My suggestion is that Mr. Soren split his team up, with the main team managed by Mr. Soren and the branch teams responsible for hidden locations. Players with insufficient abilities, such as Milo, can be placed in the Cowherd Clan branch team.
Soren: "Wait... it's not a host club."
Prometheus and Roy, the two most rugged men in their group, patted him on the shoulder on either side. The two men shook their heads, meaning... they had accepted their fate as male prostitutes.
Soren could only grit his teeth and swallow his resentment.
Please let me continue.
Uncle Henry's voice still echoed in the carriage.
This script is a "frontier prison script," and I think you all know better than I do how difficult it is.
So... the host club is very important; you need to protect those useless guys.
The term "trash" refers to the players in Marger's army, including the four players including Milo. They can only serve as cannon fodder in the Borderlands difficulty, so it's best for them to hide or commit suicide right from the start.
Marjee said, "Understood, Soren. You allocate your men; we'll handle things here."
He looked at Li Nuo, and there was no doubt that since they were divided into three teams, they had to serve a purpose.
Soren's male escort group had been with him for too long to be separated. Among the remaining people, the original teams of Marje, Li Nuo, and Cha Bai, plus Xiao Wu, Nanami, and Chen Shou, formed a six-person team.
[You can still use your administrator qualification now, but it will be restricted once you enter the scenario. Before the train arrives at the station, you must carefully consider your future direction. Both war and science require thorough outpost work.]
Choosing Uncle Henry as the second "redeemer" was a decision made after careful consideration by Marcher.
Henry is a scientist, rational and with strong logical abilities, but also a scientific madman, a freak who will stop at nothing to achieve his goals. He possesses all three qualities: thinking ability, planning, and overall management. With him around, problems within the corridor can be solved very smoothly.
Marje brings up the control panel.
[Establish a guild]
As an "intern manager," he can now be the guild leader. After completing his internship, he will have to choose a deputy to delegate authority, just like the Valkyrie "Void."
[Naming]
"Marje!" Li Nuo quickly called out to him, "Give me a normal name."
Marger: "Then you do it."
Li Nuo nodded and silently uttered a name.
[Guild's "Shufarell, I'll f*** you!"]
[Name complete]
No one has any objections to this name.
Everyone joined the guild and formed small teams, with Sauron's male escort group assigning themselves.
Marjee selected six players, including himself, to form the "Hum" squad.
Li Nuo felt a little regretful. The newly established corridor couldn't provide names for teams and guilds that were more than fifteen characters long. Team names with thousands of characters, like before, only existed in his imagination, but they would definitely come back.
Once everything was ready, Marjee didn't rush to upload the information.
"Henry, has the detailed information about the script been transmitted?"
Only one message has arrived, it seems that the corridor has already entered the scenario.
Uncle Henry instructed the Cairo aliens to transmit the information to everyone's dashboard.
【Basic Information】
With a large number of participants, the script was divided into three areas.
[Assign positions based on the total ability value of each team]
The stronger one's abilities, the more dangerous the area they are in.
Nanami silently raised her hand: "Um... am I the strongest?"
Her panel has a number 【NO·1】.
Player IDs will still be the same as those from the "Endless Corridor" era.
In terms of ability, with Anmi having broken through level 99, Miss Nanami is now the number one in numerical combat power among the six corridors.
Milo and other newbies gradually realized that the group of super-spec players sitting on this train actually represented the top ten players in the level 25-99 range among the tens of thousands of players currently on the platform.
Nanami at the very top of the pyramid.
Below her are Li Nuo and the others, but when it comes to intellect, Li Nuo and the others surpass everyone else, that much is undeniable.
So here's the problem. The above situation means that the vast majority of them are likely to end up directly in the most dangerous area.
There's a high chance they'll be surrounded and attacked by other players, since there are only thirty of them.
It's best for the teams to split up at the beginning, with Cha Bai's spatial magic acting as a bridge to connect communication channels.
The male escort group was divided into two groups.
Qasim led the leeks and the weaker ones to hide.
The three main combatants, Sauron, Ark, and Zeref, "conquer" the secrets of the world.
Li Nuo and several of the top combatants were used as bait.
With the teams assigned, their plans aligned perfectly with the rules of the World Tree.
The personnel for the "Redemption Corridor" will be deployed separately, just like in other corridors.
Li Nuo and the others will face the most difficult start. Apart from Chen Shou, who is on the verge of tears, the others are indifferent. They are used to hellish starts and are monsters who have emerged from the most hellish dead ends.
"There's something else we need to be wary of."
Soren sat on a bench in the train and adjusted his glasses.
"With a large number of players this time, all corridors will definitely organize and use all available items, which must include 'rule' items."
Li Nuo sat in the chair, stepping on the box, his eyes darting around, thinking about some things that had happened in the past.
"Like those things that jump straight to the end of a level?"
"Probably, and there will be more, so we must prevent this from happening from the very beginning. We are outnumbered, and once we fall into their rules, it will almost certainly be a dead end."
"So we were prepared a long time ago."
"Then you won't tell us?"
"I've been so busy having fun these past few days that I forgot to tell you guys."
Li Nuo glanced at Marge, who then took a tooth from his robe and tossed it to Soren.
Teeth: Mouth Replacement
[Quality: Epic]
[Effect: Once equipped, it will inevitably lead to an extremely difficult start, requiring the user to use their eloquence to turn the tide. Also known as the storyteller's teeth, it can only be used once.]
[It's important to note that what it describes will change the past. Everyone's experiences will start anew from the past, and what is happening now will become a story in another parallel universe. If it involves individuals from a single parallel universe, such as "the one with the remaining blood," then it's equivalent to completely rewinding the world's story.]
At a certain point in time, the user will return to the "present" and discuss the feasibility of the entire event with the audience. If any contradictions or irrationalities arise, everyone involved in the event will be temporarily removed.
As a rule-based item, it is actually the tooth of a past "Focusor." The "Focusor's" hidden characteristic is that it uses the "protagonist's halo" to suppress all rule-based things.
[Brief summary: You're bragging!]
The summary was written by the Cairo aliens.
The effects were also discovered by the Cairo aliens. In this immature corridor, their working capabilities were amplified, and they could investigate the hidden characteristics of any props and equipment clearly.
That's why it's said that the staff of the comedy world are the most powerful, even terrifying.
One effect indicates that it arrived late.
[Usage Requirements: Priority will be given to those with strong narrative abilities]
All eyes were fixed on Li Nuo.
Marger took out an electric drill and had Chabai hold him down.
"Wait! It's just putting in a tooth! Why are you using a drill?"
"Aren't your teeth strong?"
"You said 'You're so tough, aren't you?' right? You're taking this opportunity to insult me, aren't you? Sis, don't press me! We're family!"
"Li Nuo, listen to me. If Malje makes things worse for you, I'll fix it for you."
"Miss Cha Bai... what you're saying..."
One minute later.
Li Nuo had his back molars extracted and replaced with a mouth replacement.
He touched his cheek and looked at the panel that popped up.
[One-time skill: Mouth substitute]
[Trigger condition: Just slap yourself when you're about to brag.]
We'll leave out equipment and such for now.
The train has arrived at the station.
At this point, there was no more speech.
The car door opens.
White light poured into the carriage.
Transmission initiated.
……
This is the World Tree.
[Integrating worldviews]
……
This is the "Corridor of Redemption".
Our working group is currently integrating worldviews.
……
The story takes place at the border, beyond the fog.
Dragons and giants ruled the world, while humanity worshipped the power of the stars.
The two fingers, representing the supreme will, sensed this life-bearing planet and unleashed the Elden Beast. This was the will of the Outer Gods. The rare Marika became a god, and the borderlands came under the rule of the Golden Law.
The border region experienced a brief period of abundance and prosperity, but this period vanished as quickly as dew.
[The Night of the Black Knife is born; Marika personally shatters the Elden Ring, and the conflict at the border begins anew.]
Lani and her king ushered in the "Age of Stars," isolating the outer gods who coveted the borderlands and ushering in a bloody era of free development.
Tens of thousands of years later
The border area no longer exists.
The new laws are protecting this place from external environmental damage.
But the wild growth of the earth caused everything to return to deathly stillness.
A primordial fire rose from the darkness.
This flame awakened the faded ashes of the ancient, glittering stars; they were resurrected, they became new life as souls.
Gwyn, the Lord of Cinder, distributed the flames among the kings.
He ushered in a second era.
The Age of Fire brought about a flourishing of civilization, and many powerful kingdoms rose from the ground.
But one day, the flame will be extinguished, and when the spark of civilization no longer burns, darkness will return to the earth. The reason for this is that the stars that protected the world have long since vanished, and Lani and her king disappeared in the war against the Outer Gods. All this is unknown to the people and gods; they only know that now they must… rekindle the fire!
Let the flames burn again!
Let civilization continue!
But after experiencing the frustrations of two eras, someone will eventually find the real answer.
【dark!】
Seize the power of darkness, take away the flame!
The King of Souls usurped the flames, granting all things equal treatment. From then on, there was no longer a boundary between gods and humans; the Age of the Deep Sea has begun!
The Outer Gods who peered at the planets
[They have been spying on the Borderlands since the Age of Elden. Lani and the King vanished among the stars, and King Gwyn of Ulnir illuminated the night sky with flames. Divine lightning deterred the Abyss forces that were watching this place, but they bewitched the wandering spirits, stole the flames, and the Deep Sea arrived! The world began to develop anew, and civilizations cycled again. This time, humanity arrived in a future where people could walk normally.]
Blood therapy!
[Queen of Pumeru!]
【maze!】
Monster!
[In the age of Bloodborne and the Cursed, those who covet this place are the Outer Gods, also known as the "Old Gods"!]
Then one day, a woman named Bulma ran into this place, did some things, and pushed the world's power level up. After that, the Old Gods behaved themselves because humanity's power and technology were a bit too overpowered.
Anyway, Bulma has already gone back to her hometown, so it's safe here. The Old Gods are still around, but they're behaving themselves for now.
[Epic feel?]
In an era with cameras, who needs an epic feel?
This is the World Tree; please, "Redemption Corridor," refrain from usurping the right to speak.
[Screw the World Tree! I'll burn you! A plant thinks it's so great? I'm some kind of Cairo alien! Shut up!]
This is the World Tree...
This is the World Tree, its mother! We, the "Corridor of Redemption," will temporarily take over the narrative.
This place is now called "Pumeru," and it's divided into three regions. You could think of it as a "clumsy version of Faerûn." The basic world-building is exactly the same as "Bloodborne," but the religious system is less serious and dark. Familiarity with the plot is helpful, but basically useless.
[Oops, that's it? Is that all the information?]
[Alright, World Tree, sigh, I'm calling you, you speak.]
……
【here it is……】
This is the World Tree.
……
This planet has a population of approximately ten billion and consists of three continents. Players will be placed on these three continents.
During the era of Dark Souls, "worlds within paintings" existed.
This power was later acquired by others.
When Bulma unexpectedly appeared here, the power from Border Jail began to corrupt the world, and the world within the painting served as a seal connecting the world outside Border Jail.
Main Quest: Obtain the painting "The World Within the Painting"
[Task Details: There are five paintings in total, distributed across three continents. Obtaining any one of them will complete the task, but the player's level must be above 99.]
[Quest Follow-up: After entering the "Painting World," you can then travel to the area outside the World Tree.]
[Mission Restrictions: 1. All players need to pass the initial test, meaning your equipment and items are temporarily unusable; 2. Teammate location radar is disabled.]
The remaining content will be developed in the script.
(End of this chapter)
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