As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 788: The wonderful savior's group.
Li Nuo became the Little Dance Queen for two amazing things.

First of all.

He could see Xiao Wu's stats, and then he understood that Xiao Wu was very strong.

[Muto Sora: lv99]

【Strength: 500】

[Reaction: 601]

[Spiritual power: 426]

[Physique: 542]

[Insight: 595]

[Medical: 574]

Li Nuo is an anomaly in terms of attribute values.

Their medical value is enviable.

The vitality of this 4,000-year-old rice cake surpasses that of ordinary people.

Moreover, Xiao Wu's skills are... incredibly numerous. If you pulled out all the skills, you could even build a three-story building. In Li Nuo's opinion, this is the player with the most skills.

Lone wolf players do not need teamwork; all skills belong to them. The higher the level, the more valuable a lone wolf becomes.

Li Nuo quickly scanned Xiao Wu's body, identifying her most crucial abilities.

Race: Demon

[Demon Power Unleashed: Up to 50%]

[Body Enhancement: Azure Star (Earth's energy surges, Strength, Constitution, and Insight all increase by 100 points), all attacks have a critical hit effect against "Dragon" type enemies]

【Ultimate Jujitsu: The pinnacle of softening physical techniques, one of the strongest physical techniques, often used for escape】

[Archer's Perception: Automatically activated when in danger, or can be activated at any time. Perception is increased by 50, and will always locate the area of ​​a dangerous target.]

[Headless Horseman: His head can be removed at any time and thrown out as a bomb or surveillance camera]

[Methane Factor: The power of four thousand years of excrement; flesh and blood contain methane particles that can be released at any time to detonate oneself (such as a thrown head), or to imbue weapons with the "explosive" attribute.]

【Clone MAX: Creates up to twenty clones. Weapons, skills, and armor are shared, but items cannot be shared. In addition, the original's health (healing value) is reduced to 10% of total HP, shield effect is halved, and after the clones are deactivated, the user will be hit by "Unlucky Guy Light Wave". Skill duration is 1-5 minutes (depending on luck)】

The above seven abilities form the foundation of Xiao Wu's abilities.

The following is a conceptualization ability, an ability that Xiao Wu doesn't usually use.

[Title: You Have a Way to Die (Damage dealt to hostile targets is tripled; pronounce to activate; can only be used once per scenario)]

[Skill: Revive My Love (As long as one head remains, there is a 20% chance of reviving if a person of the opposite sex nearby utters this phrase)]

[Super MAX Skill: Cover the opponent's head with your skirt and then fart]

Li Nuo really wanted to try the last skill, but the description said that it required wearing a skirt to trigger it. So that's the secret behind Xiao Wu never wearing skirts.

"Never mind, everything else is fine anyway."

Both he and Xiaowu are agility-based characters; it would be difficult to handle if they were switched to a strength-based or mage character.

The only downside is the weaponry.

Xiao Wu has two bound weapons: a greatsword called the "Greatsword" and a folded "Crossbow Hunter's Bow." Her off-hand weapon is a "Magic Bow" summoned by magic. The Magic Bow does not need to be bound; it can be used freely once the spirit power value exceeds 150.

After all, Li Nuo is not a long-range sniper. Even if he can get the hang of it, his proficiency with the weapon determines his ability to respond in combat.

His original cane and Maggie were already bound together, so the other weapons on his body could not be used effectively.

"I guess I'll just have to get used to it..."

Li Nuo stared with dead fish eyes, looking around.

The second thing that amazed him.

It's daytime in Yharnam City now, and the streets are bustling with pedestrians. These citizens are all experimental subjects captured by Cain Hearst, and normally they won't stray from the roles they play.

But now, when they look at Li Nuo, regardless of age or gender, their eyes all show a hint of "surprise".

Cha Bai had talked to Ms. Mutou Kong. Xiao Wu's mother was an actress who would never bow to the unspoken rules of the industry, and her father was a visual kei singer who later became a comedian because he didn't want to be a rich woman's pleasure chair.

In conclusion, we can conclude that Xiao Wu's parents are both very good-looking.

This led to the emergence of Mutou Sora, a woman whose face alone evokes images of erotic comics.

Li Nuo and the others have always had a question: why is Xiao Wu so beautiful, yet no one seems interested in her? Even after she lifted the curse from her body, she still couldn't attract the interest of the opposite sex.

When Li Nuo manipulates Xiao Wu's body to stand on the street, enjoying the admiration and "adoration" of passersby for the "beauty".

He got it.

Xiao Wu's problem lies in her soul.

If she were given a different soul, her stunning beauty would immediately be admired by everyone.

Despite being stared at by passersby, Li Nuo felt no discomfort whatsoever. He was imagining himself being watched by people in a nightclub—was that what it felt like to be a gigolo?

"Should I call you Li Nuo, or Xiao Wu...?"

Amuro interrupted Lino's self-indulgent reverie.

"Ah, you figured it out?" Li Nuo asked, staring with dead fish eyes.

"You're staring like a dead fish." Actually, Amuro could sense from the aura emanating from Xiao Wu that Li Nuo was inside her body. Although he didn't know what the two of them were doing, Amuro believed that as long as Li Nuo didn't show any emotions like surprise, fear, helplessness, sighing, or sadness, it meant that nothing serious was going on.

Then Amro quickly recounted what he knew.

"The quest panel shows that the number of players has dwindled to less than two hundred. Novana and the others in our team have all disappeared, leaving only Qixun. I also saw the video that Miss Xiaowu saw. I know that Fenrir and Lennon were behind it all, but what's going on between you and Miss Xiaowu? What else happened?"

Li Nuo did not answer directly. He took out a palm-sized [Little Human Fish Tank] from the space in his ponytail tie. This thing can hold some single creatures that are not strong or have no malice.

He gestured for Amuro to jump into the fish tank.

"Come here with me."

Then, Li Nuo took out the Black Goat's Fingernail from Xiao Wu's pocket and teleported Amuro back to the Dreamland.

A land of dreams.

Xiao Wu was sifting through the equipment in Li Nuo's weapon case, while sighing helplessly with her back to the idiotic couple.

Li Nuo released Amuro.

"Aita? Pippen?"

Amuro was taken aback. The resentment and anger on the faces of the idiotic couple were rarely seen in this pair of clowns.

“Phil…”

Aita knelt on the ground, digging her fingers into the soil and making a crunching sound with her teeth.

"Phil is dead..."

The so-called major event of player disappearance stemmed from Phil's death.

The idiot couple had a very good relationship with Phil. This pair of clowns were too strange, and very few people in the "Hall of the Sky" were close to them. Since the "World War", Phil had one of his split personalities, and a player who was still a child was adopted by the idiot couple and then transferred to a larger guild. After that, the two of them were put on the "End" bounty list. No matter which scenario they went to, there were "End" lunatics who would appear to hunt them down. If it weren't for Phil's help, this couple, who had almost never killed anyone, might not be alive now.

Aita slowly stood up, saw that everyone was there, took a deep breath, and smiled again.

She won't let Pippen hold her back.

Subsequently.

Li Nuo recounted the events in great detail, including the situation of Fenrir, Cain Hearst, and the players, and everyone heard it clearly.

"Originally, I only paid attention to Cainhurst because I thought that following the main storyline would yield considerable rewards. But now that Fenrir's matter has been exposed, I have to take action against Cainhurst."

Li Nuo stared with dead fish eyes and said.

If Fenrir and Lennon aren't killed, their malice will eventually affect Cha Bai.

The remaining people had similar thoughts.

Amuro's only remaining teammate, Kishun, is still "alive." To bring the others back, he needs to delve deeper into the main storyline. The idiotic couple wants to resurrect Phil, or avenge Phil, and also tries to save all the players who are still alive but have disappeared.

Xiao Wu is simpler; she wants her body back.

"So, I'll have to use the [Sun Knight's Helmet] to open the gates of Cainhurst?"

Aita pointed to herself and asked.

According to the quest prompt, to reach Cainhurst, one must have a "person with divinity" wearing the [Sun Knight's Helmet].

There are two other people with divine abilities that Li Nuo can persuade. Marge is an evil god and should also have divinity, but Marge doesn't have a head now and can't wear a helmet.

Cha Bai is the goddess of nature and the goddess of succubi, but the world has the worship of the goddess Triss, and Cha Bai worships Triss, so she has no divinity in this world.

In conclusion, only Eita, the twin goddess from Ys, remains.

But how exactly to do it will have to wait until the night of the hunt.

"I'll be the captain."

Amro suddenly said.

Everyone looked at him.

Li Nuo and Xiao Wu both exclaimed at the same time, "Huh?"

Amuro said, "Aita and Pippen's personalities are not suitable for handling big events, and Lino and Miss Xiaowu sometimes act too cruelly. Only I can mediate the problems between you."

"But you're a saint!"

Xiao Wu suddenly grabbed Li Nuo by the collar, and considering that Li Nuo's body was hers, she shook Li Nuo very gently.

"Stop him! I can't stand this guy. Amuro has gone completely mad while you were gone. He's actually organizing a militia in Yharnam to fight against the vampires and he even plans to turn Yharnam into a truly harmonious city."

Amuro: "Miss Mai, you can't say that to me... I was only trying to help the people in that city."

Aita: "I think it's great..."

Pippen: "No, Aita, you have to consider whether Mr. Amuro's behavior is appropriate for that city."

Li Nuo: "How about we just listen to me?"

Suddenly, no one spoke.

As if they had just cracked Pandora's box, everyone immediately stopped talking to Li Nuoduo and shut the box that was about to be opened.

Li Nuo's lips trembled: "You're bullying me, aren't you?"

Still no one paid attention to him.

Victor, who was repairing a tombstone nearby, overheard their conversation and asked, "Of all of you, is this little girl the only one with divine qualities?"

Amuro: "Although I want to learn from God's love for the world... my race is still human..."

Pippen: "I am the hero who protects the goddess."

Aita: "Pippen, you're so annoying~!"

Xiao Wu: "I've hunted ancient dragons... would that make me one of those people in the 'Godslayer' category?"

Li Nuo: "I am God Sleep."

Old Wei always felt that these five people together were unreliable.

Li Nuo, who seems the most reliable, is actually a woman. With her extreme personality, she could easily make things spiral out of control without the supervision of Ma Erjie and Cha Bai, which could mean the destruction of the world.

Five strange people formed a strange team, and they strangely shouldered the future of all the players.

Li Nuo had never had this experience before, and he preferred to treat it all as a dream.

Victor told them, "By having your names engraved on the tombstones, you can travel through this dream realm at any time to any important area you have visited. However, something happened that I am unaware of, and you can no longer go to the 'outside world' that you have visited before."

The outside world he referred to was "anywhere other than the dream world," which is the real continent of Sumeru.

It was the law established by Lennon and Fenrir.

With everything in place, they left, their destination Yharnam in the world of the painting. The idiot couple had their own way of getting there with them.

Li Nuo was the last to leave. He wrote down the conversation on a piece of paper and had the telepathic spirit deliver it to Cha Bai.

After a long while, the voice-transmitting sprite returned with a recording pen, from which Cha Bai's voice was played.

"Be careful, I'm safe."

Hearing her voice, Li Nuo finally felt at ease and left the dream.

……

Meanwhile, another world within the painting.

In the world of Crows Zero.

Inside the dilapidated classroom, Cha Bai sat on a school chair, legs spread apart, her skirt covering her crotch, bent over, head facing the ground, her bangs obscuring her eyes.

"So... everyone's disappearance really was caused by an indigenous person causing trouble."

The girl with twin ponytails next to her was talking.

"Li Nuo wouldn't lie to me."

Cha Bai replied, spitting a mouthful of bloody foam onto the ground at the same time.

"The number of people has decreased, which makes things much easier. Those who remain are all top-tier players, saving us a lot of effort."

Her blue pupils reflected the classroom's leader, the second-year high school student, the strongest body in the end, a body as big as a demon mountain, pressing down on the haphazardly tilted desks and chairs, with a small, thin guy being pushed into a chair next to him.

Cha Bai stood up and walked over. Behind her, besides the twin-tailed girl, was Ki Xun, the only super-spec member of Amuro's squad.

Qi Xun was a cautious person. He asked, "Hey... I mean, Miss Cha Bai, are you really planning to try and become the school's top dog?"

Cha Bai, with his back to him, said, "Of course, as long as I beat all the school's big shots into submission, according to your rules, you have to give me the good stuff."

The person she was going to challenge had already reached the center of the classroom. This player, who was like a mountain of flesh, touched his chin, which seemed to be covered with muscles, and made a mocking sound.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!" His laughter was strange: "I don't fight with skinny women, especially women wearing high heels."

Cha Bai activated [Ghost Back], and the neckline of her dark silk dress slid down slightly, revealing the outline of her neck and shoulder blades. It was taut and smooth, and the lines of her back were as taut as a bowstring, with a deadly suppleness, as if a light touch could unleash devastating power.

The player paused for a moment, then laughed and said, "With muscles like those, I can't help but want to beat you to death."

Its tea-white body is both the epitome of beauty and the embodiment of violence.

Cha Bai cracked his neck and said, "I have a suggestion. Since we're at school, let's have a competition using student methods."

"Studying?" The player laughed. "I'm a PhD in physics."

Cha Bai: "Of course not. As students, we naturally prioritize passion and fairness. If you punch me, I'll punch you back."

The player: "Are you sure?"

"Of course, but I have a condition."

Cha Bai leaned forward and tilted her head slightly.

"Only slaps in the face."

"Does your face have some kind of special defensive ability?"

"No." Cha Bai said expressionlessly, revealing something particularly terrifying: "If my husband knew that you dared to hit me, he would hunt you down to the ends of the earth."

That night.

The player lay amidst the chaos, his face a bloody mess.

Cha Bai turned around and smiled and nodded at Qi Xun and the girl with pigtails.

"Your corridors are really fun. Who's the next leader?"

Her face didn't even have the most basic swelling.

And so, Cha Bai began her journey to become the top girl in high school. The stage that Malje created for her had a hidden plan called "The Path to the End of the Iron Girl".

(End of this chapter)