As a player, can you be normal?

Chapter 828 They're all sick lol!!

Chapter 828 Everyone is sick w(Д)w! !
Even though Cha Bai was used to Li Nuo's behavior, she still wanted to cry.

He's so hateful.

Cha Bai stood up, thinking about how to save him.

Li Nuo ran over and jumped up, punching Cha Bai's thigh: "What's the use of having such long legs? (>ω<) Go jump high!"

Cha Bai pursed her lips, looking at Li Nuo, and thought to herself, "I really want to hit him... He's so cute."

"By the way, Marger."

Only Marger, the "savior," might have a solution.

So she prepared to take Li Nuo away, but Li Nuo mischievously ran off into the distance, shouting, "Hey~ the old monster's coming to catch me~~~~~_=(=(д=(д)!"

"Don't run around like that, Li Nuo." Cha Bai chased after him. What would the Queen Triss think if she, a goddess, were chasing after a lover who was like a toy? Luckily, the Queen Triss was already dead. Cha Bai thought to herself as she grabbed Li Nuo's large head.

"Oh no! I'm going to be eaten by that old monster!" Li Nuo struggled to break free.

Cha Bai then discovered the computer.

Just then, Zuo Jing's voice appeared in her ear.

What's wrong with this guy?!

It was clear that Zuo Jing was angry.

Cha Bai was bewildered: "You are..."

Zuo Jing: [The one who delivered the "mystery gift" to you.]

At this moment, Zuo Jing was hiding in a corner of the venue. Almost all of his hundreds of clients were in an uproar, and the situation was temporarily out of control.

Cha Bai remembered the [mysterious gift]. That thing couldn't be opened, even though it was said that it could be used after advancing. So she was a little angry: "You broke your promise and gave us a gift that can't be opened. What do you mean by that?"

Zuo Jing: [Because you need to use an "information" structure, just find someone who is good at using electronic devices to do it.]

Cha Bai: "Then...who exactly are you?"

Zuo Jing: [Are you familiar with Yu Yu Hakusho?]

Not only did she know that Li Nuo's dream lover was the body from "Yu Yu Hakusho," but Cha Bai's face immediately darkened: "Hmm, what do you mean? We just had a succubus come along to steal my husband, and now this body is coming? What's so great about him? Who else besides me would be interested in him? What are you thinking?"

Sakyo: [The world I live in is a unified society that combines the worldviews of Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragon Ball, and Slam Dunk. If you're familiar with Yu Yu Hakusho, you'll know there's a merchant who wants to open a portal to the Demon World—that's me.]

Cha Bai thought for a moment, and Zuo Jing's face appeared in her mind.

Zuo Jing: [Back to the previous question, what's wrong with this kid? I was counting on him to beat Miaham, that's crucial to our bet.]

At this moment, Cha Bai really wanted to take off Li Nuo's pants and then, like a mother, whip his butt with a steel wool pad. This kid was really unreliable; he had actually learned to gamble.

“Li Nuo… will be like this for now, but I will find a way to restore him to his original state.”

Zuo Jing: [Please hurry, and also, do you see that computer?]

Tea-white nodded.

There is only one computer in the room.

Zuo Jing: [Since the Third Era has disappeared, this computer is useless. If you want, you can take it with you.]

The computer was originally left behind by the "Bulma Trading Company" on the other side of the world. It became uncontrollable due to the King's intervention. After Lino replaced the graphics card, he prevented the predetermined destruction date of January 5th, but left behind a hidden danger that could be destroyed at any moment. Wells has ushered in a new era, and it would be best if this computer never appeared in this world again.

Zuo Jing: [Please hurry, everyone here has invested money.]

Cha Bai carried Li Nuo over, and just as she was about to take the computer away, the screen flashed...

A virtual avatar of Sauron appeared.

"What are you doing?!"

"Sauron!?"

Cha Bai was startled.

"What the hell is that bastard Li Nuo doing! How did he turn into a comical creature again! And Marje, turning into an evil god is one thing, but don't turn into a comical creature! My investment product is a proper RPG, not a cartoon RPG!"

In the future, several thousand years from now.

Another parallel universe's fourth era, the fourth era in which the destruction of the Sumerian continent on January 5th was not prevented.

Soren was squatting in the toilet, smoking furiously, wearing Mewtwo glasses, and connected to Chabai via signals from the [Painted World] and [STEAM].

"2B, please, keep a close eye on Li Nuo and don't let him do anything unexpected. I've invested money in this, and it's related to my mission."

"Wait... Sauron, I can't follow your train of thought, what's going on?"

Soren simply explained it in the most concise way.

“Captain Ma has been in contact with me for a while now. STEAM is here to connect with me so that I can observe you from the future, thanks to the technology that the ‘World in the Painting’ has become widespread in this era.”

"where are you?"

“At the very beginning of the script, I found the ‘time machine’ manufactured by the ‘Bulma Trading Company’. Simply put, in your time, there are people on the other side of the World Tree. They connect with future observers through the ‘time machine’, which is probably due to a ‘bet between gods and demons’.”

It wasn't a gambling game between gods and demons at all; it was just a "world observation gambling conference" organized by a group of rich people with nothing better to do.

"In short, I am thousands of years away in another parallel world. All I need is for you to find the pen that can draw. That thing should be in Li Nuo's hands."

He was referring to the drawing quill pen (half-finished) that he got from Atkinson.

Li Nuo once analyzed that Soren wanted to use this pen to find his wife.

Sauron: "Listen, you idiot, I'm giving a game launch event..."

"That's enough," Cha Bai said, getting annoyed.

“Let me finish,” Soren continued. “The ultimate reward for the press conference is in our favor. I can now use the dream-gathering area created by Captain Ma to pull you to my area, but you need to complete at least the title I’ve set.”

[Gardedoll warns: We're running out of power, Captain!]

"Let Li Nuo do what a Warrior of Light should do, at least in human form, and fight Miaham. Big sister... even if it's just acting, don't let these two big brothers play you."

Soren's voice disappeared as his battery died.

Li Nuo broke free from Cha Bai and ran around wildly, swinging his arms: "Hahahaha! That old hag can't catch me!"

Boom!
The ground beneath Cha Bai's feet sank in like a bowl, and she was getting a little annoyed.

Because the truth of the world is too farcical, and because the people acting as chess players here, including Li Nuo, Soren and Marge, and even Xiao Wu who is half a chess player, are not serious people, they have made things like a messy love story without a plot.

The worldview of this world appears to be a problem of three eras.

In reality, it's the Border Prison represented by the Great Demon, the future represented by the glasses, and the higher-dimensional perspective of the Bulma Trading Company represented by Sakyo—these three forces are watching the show from "above."

Cha Bai stuffed the computer into the "wallpaper room" in the hat.

At that moment, Li Nuo was wiggling his hips in front of her.

"come here."

Cha Bai opened her arms wide and spoke coldly to Li Nuo.

Perhaps sensing a terrifying rage, Cairo Junhua's Li Nuo obediently went over and let her hold him in her arms.

“ヾ(;д)/ I I I I I I, I don’t taste good.”

"you shut up."

Li Nuo pursed her lips.

"I'll say one last thing."

"explain."

Li Nuo wriggled a few times in her arms.

"I prefer a firmer bed; yours is too soft. I don't like it."

This was the only sentence that made Cha Bai happy.

"Don't move." Cha Bai locked onto the energy on Nanami's body, took a step, and came directly to Nanami's side.

Just as Cha Bai stepped out of the spatial portal, a huge lump of excrement suddenly appeared before her eyes.

Cha Bai: "Ah—!"

She instinctively used [Witch's Evasion] to dodge the huge lump of excrement that was almost touching her face.

Cha Bai, panting heavily, hugged Li Nuo tightly as they stood on the only relatively clean rock.

Nanami is also taking refuge on this rock at this moment: "Chabai, didn't you just say 'ah'?"

Cha Bai: "Where's Xiao Wu? I have something to say to her."

Nanami: "Hey, hey, hey, you really did say 'ya'!"

Suddenly, a large amount of meteorite debris fell from the sky.

Cha Bai: "A—!"

Nanami: "So scared that you're expressing your emotions directly with letters!?"

"Come here quickly!" Xiao Wu's voice rang out, and the two were instantly teleported to a particularly clean area.

Xiao Wu was kneeling on the ground, her face pale, holding a seal from the Sumeru continent in her hand.

[A haven in the void]

[Effect: Creates a safe zone that can be used to capture nearby people, but it is very difficult for them to leave. Over time, everyone will die in this safe space.]

Xiao Wu looked exhausted: "I can't beat Malje..."

Nanami described the incident to Cha Bai from the side.

Ever since Cha Bai irresponsibly ran away, the two women have to face the transformed evil god Malje. Nanami thinks this is a good opportunity to beat up the scumbag, and Xiao Wu thinks this is a good opportunity to get revenge on the bastard neighbor. Then they both realize something.

No matter how powerful you become after advancing, don't make an opponent of a shit-producing machine.

Xiao Wu gave her final summary.

"That thing can produce mechanical lifeforms. The First Era is now entirely populated by mechanical lifeforms. Those mechanical lifeforms are moving towards the surface. They plan to establish a transit point for their factories in the Second Era and conquer the world within ten years..."

Cha Bai was very curious: "How do you know all this?"

Xiao Wu pointed to herself: "Because I am the God of Poop for four thousand years, I can understand the thoughts of poop blocks."

Tea White's brain crashed, he went crazy, everyone went crazy. After advancing, everyone went insane.

"Who is this little guy?" Nanami noticed Li Nuo being held by Cha Bai.

Li Nuo jumped down from Cha Bai's arms, pointed at Nanami, and asked, "This young man is so ugly."

Nanami: "I'm a woman! I'm a woman!"

Xiao Wu sniffed: "Li Nuo... you've become a Cairo alien, haven't you?"

Li Nuo glanced at Xiao Wu, then bent over and groaned, “(д) Ugh!”

Vomited.

Xiao Wu covered her face and cried, "Do you feel like throwing up just by looking at me...? My charm is already this low."

Cha Bai comforted her, "The Cairo aliens' aesthetic is the opposite of ours, which means you're so beautiful it makes people want to vomit."

Nanami shrugged: "But what about Li Nuo? That kid has completely gone mad. You and your husband need to maintain balance, you can't become like that, can you?"

Suddenly, Li Nuo jumped onto Nanami's head, pointed to the sky and said, "I know all your demands, and now I think you're all sick."

The three women: "..."

Li Nuo: "From what you're saying, I'm a very powerful hero, and I only have this ugly white-haired woman as my wife. Fine, I guess I have a problem with my taste. But I shouldn't only have one wife. Since I'm a hero, and the three of you are women waiting for me to stop the Great Evil God, then you should all be in my harem. So you're sick, you're dreaming."

Li Nuo silenced the three women with his words.

Then Li Nuo came to a conclusion: "I'm not afraid of the evil god who can poop!"

He sprang to his feet, smashed through the protective barrier, and used his hands as propellers to propel the great evil god Marger in the sky.

"(╬◣д◢)!! I'll eat as much shit as you have!"

Cha Bai immediately chased after him: "No way, Li Nuo, we can't eat shit!"

Xiao Wu and Nanami were completely speechless. After exchanging glances, they decided to chase after them anyway.

The two used a prop to fly upwards (a cheap version of the bamboo dragonfly from Redemption Supplies), and then saw Cha Bai standing frozen in mid-air. Following Cha Bai's surprised gaze, they looked over...

Li Nuo was sitting on Malger's head, and the two were having a conversation in a strange way.

Marger: "Hmph..."

Li Nuo: "I see, you're lonely too."

Nanami couldn't help but complain, "You can actually understand that?"

Marger: "Hmph hmph hmph, hmph hmph, hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph, hmph hmph hmph, hmph hmph hmph. Hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph, hmph hmph hmph hmph hmph."

Li Nuo: "The weather is indeed nice."

Nanami: "So many 'humphs' and only a few words!?"

Marger: "Hmph."

Li Nuo: "You don't even know who you used to be? What a coincidence, me too. You just said that many girls are lingering in your mind, and so am I, but the girl in my mind isn't that kind of slut in a nurse's uniform. The girl in my mind has no brains."

Nanami: "How much does a single 'hum' really represent?"

Xiao Wu: "Can't you control your urge to make sarcastic remarks?"

Cha Bai: "Xiao Wu, you're complaining too."

Marger: "Hmph!"

Li Nuo: "Resurrect, my love!"

Xiao Wu: "Is there any logic in your conversation?!"

Nanami: "Can't you understand the thoughts of shit?"

Xiao Wu: "Marje is the King of Shit, and I am just a pile of shit. I can't understand the King's thoughts."

Nanami didn't understand, but to avoid being laughed at, she put on an expression of sudden realization: "I see."

Cha Bai covered his head with his hands: "Are you all crazy?!"

Suddenly.

A sudden change occurred!