Rebirth: My 80s

Chapter 933 "Goddess of Wisdom"

The morning of the eighth day of the first lunar month.

Li Xiaomei seemed like a different person. She tied her long hair into a neat ponytail at the back of her head.

Full of energy and vigor, he rode the Giant bicycle that his second brother bought for him two years ago, which is still fashionable today, and rushed towards the school with a determined look.

Li Jiankun leaned against the courtyard gate and watched her disappear at the entrance of the alley.

Given Xiaomei's personality, Li Jiankun had no doubt that she would quickly and clearly sort out some things. For example, regarding her relationship with Bai Yu, it was likely that Xiaomei would find a deserted corner today and talk things out with him.

But it is questionable whether my younger sister can study hard and persevere.

With her personality, she is always a little hot-blooded.

Li Jiankun had no other solution. He could only educate children when problems arose. Educating children is never something that can be accomplished overnight.

Fortunately, there is no need to worry in the short term, and the three-point blood will surge for a while.

Squeak!

Li Jiankun closed the gate and prepared to "rescue" another troublesome person.

We were almost done with breakfast when the lazy Guifei came out from the kitchen.

Li Jiankun stopped in the yard and just stared at him.

The lazy Gui Fei pretended not to see it, walked into the east wing, took out a large aluminum pot, and then tried to push his big phoenix to the corner.

"Is there nothing to do in the company?" Li Jiankun asked indifferently.

"It's nothing. I can't even pay a year's bills in a month. I refuse to let them take me out. What kind of business is this?"

Speaking of this, Guifei the lazy man gets angry.

He now understood his youngest son's thoughts: find something to tie him up.

"You got a lot of money."

"Am I short of money?" Gui Fei the lazy man said righteously.

Mist grass.

Li Jiankun opened his eyes wide, unable to refute him.

The reason is simple: if he can make money, his old mother will not be short of money. If his old mother is not short of money, Li Guifei will not be short of money even if he lies down.

Li Jiankun changed the subject:
"Brother, sister-in-law and Xiao Ping'an are leaving soon. Can't you spend more time with them?"

Unlike my second sister, my eldest brother and his wife both had revolutionary work to do. They had already asked for leave when they came here before the New Year, and they had to rush back before the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.

"I'll be back soon, it will take at most half the morning."

clang!
Guifei the lazy man kicked the footrest of his bicycle.

Li Jiankun lay across the route leading to the courtyard gate, motionless.

"Get out of the way. I'm going there to practice and cure my illnesses and ward off disasters. Even your mother supports me."

"My mom doesn't support you, she just can't do anything to you."

Li Jiankun sneered, "You claim to be very smart, don't you? Oh, you can cure diseases and eliminate disasters by just sitting there and practicing some so-called exercises? Then what is the point of having a hospital?"

"What do you know? This is qigong, a special ability. There are only a few such people in the world. Of course, we can't judge it by common sense."

"Ah."

"Why are you laughing? What do you mean?"

"Xiao Ni is deeply poisoned. He even believes this kind of deception."

"Don't you dare say that about the goddess!"

The lazy Gui Fei suddenly shouted loudly, startling Yuying, Li Yunshang, and Li Jianxun's family of three who were in the kitchen.

Li Jiankun felt a chill, even the fucking goddess was brought out?

Gui Fei, the lazy man, cursed and said, "I'm telling you, Li Jiankun, if you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. Be careful of the disaster that comes from your mouth. The goddess can communicate with the universe and knows everything.

“Don’t think that just because you’ve been to college and seen the world, you can take nothing for granted.

“Do you know anything about Qigong?

"The goddess is a special member of the Qigong Science Research Association!"

Let’s not talk about Li Jiankun first. As soon as this name was announced, Li Jianxun, who had originally stepped forward to help his brother dissuade him, swallowed the words that were about to come out of his mouth.

Gui Fei glanced at him, then glanced at Li Jiankun and said proudly, "So, you're done, right?"

Li Jiankun had heard of this "Qigong Science Research Society". He didn't know how to comment on it, it was just... quite nonsense.

It was established not long ago.

Its establishment will inevitably push the qigong craze to its peak.

Li Jiankun realized that it was impossible to wake Li Guifei up through verbal persuasion, so he pretended to be surprised:

"real or fake?
"What you said is so amazing, I want to go and see it with you."

Guifei the lazy man snorted, "Once you see the goddess, you will know how powerful she is."

Li Jiankun: "Let's go?"

Li Guifei: "Let's go."

The father and son then left the courtyard together.

Looking at their backs, Mrs. Yuying was speechless. She had originally wanted her youngest son, who was both smart and authoritative at home, to persuade his father, but who would have thought that persuading him would not work, and she even got a buy one get one free deal...

Whether Qigong is real or fake, Mrs. Yuying doesn’t understand and doesn’t care.

This illiterate rural woman believed more in the "fatalism" that originated from Taoist temples or Buddhist temples.

To put it bluntly, whether a person lives a good life and how long he can live are all predetermined and determined by his actions in his previous life.

Even if you do good deeds and accumulate good karma in this life, it can only change your destiny in the next life.

She just couldn't bear to see her husband becoming weird and sometimes seemed like he was having hysterics, and she was afraid that something would go wrong in the long run.

……

……

There is a neighborhood called Beitaipingzhuang.

There is a farmers market here.

Although it was also the main place for nearby residents to do shopping in the past, the surrounding area has become particularly lively since the end of last year.

Often crowded.

The streets were so congested that even a three-wheeled motorcycle couldn't get in.

The reason is that a few months ago, a woman appeared here to perform and treat illnesses, claiming to have special abilities. Later, more and more people came to visit her, and her business expanded to mainly "consultation" and "teaching".

Today is a day for imparting merit.

This is the most anticipated day for those who believe in her.

Not to mention it’s the first one of the New Year.

All Li Jiankun saw before him were huge crowds of people.

Next to the farmers' market there is an antique building that occupies a large area and is called the "Little Red Building" by the locals.

I don’t know whether it is rented or borrowed, but the Little Red Building is now the residence of this female master.

The crowd flowed in an arrow shape, rushing towards the door of the small red building.

Looking at the situation, Li Jiankun felt that he would not be able to get in at all if it were not for the leadership of Li Guifei, his die-hard supporter.

The two squeezed to the door.

There were several staff members at the door.

I am an old acquaintance of Li Guifei.

After greeting with a smile, Li Guifei took out a wad of banknotes from the lining of his black wool coat, counted out seventy yuan and handed it over.

Including Li Jiankun’s share.

The fee for the master's teaching is 35 yuan per person per show.

The young man is not deceived.

It is worth mentioning that this is equivalent to half a month's salary for many people with good jobs.

But everyone gave very willingly.

It is said that a session of teaching lasts forty minutes.

"Lao Li, your son?"

"Yes, little one."

"He's a very handsome man."

"Hey, stop praising him. If you keep praising him, his eyes will grow to the sky."

"Today is the day to teach you skills. You two only brought one pot? Can you bring another one?"

"Yes, that's a must."

So, Li Guifei spent another ten yuan and bought a large aluminum pot for cooking on the spot and put it in Li Jiankun's hand.

Li Jiankun: "..."

In fact, he had discovered long ago that almost everyone who came to the Little Red Building had an aluminum pot, large or small, the kind of deep pot used for cooking porridge or steaming vegetables.

Through this prop, Li Jiankun has already made some guesses about the identity of this female master.

Crossing the threshold of the small red building, there is a hall supported by a dozen red columns. The space is not small, and hundreds of people gather inside, each finding a place to sit on the ground.

According to Li Guifei, the power-conferring activities were conducted in sessions, with a fixed number of people in each session because there was not enough space.

After the two found a place to sit down.

Li Jiankun looked at the empty platform in front of him and asked, "What's her name?"

"How can we mention the master's name casually?"

"I'm asking you secretly."

"Zhang Xiangyu."

Damn it, it’s true... Li Jiankun pursed his lips and no longer wondered why Li Guifei called her goddess.

These charlatans probably draw inspiration from martial arts novels and are keen on giving themselves nicknames.

In the 1980s, after the names of special abilities and qigong were combined, a large number of qigong masters emerged rapidly across the country. Among them, the most famous ones are:
Yan Xin claimed that he put out the fire in Daxinganling Mountains with qigong from thousands of miles away.

So he gave himself a nickname, "Fire Fighter".

To be honest, compared with the others, I'm a bit low.

Zhang Baosheng said that he could intercept an atomic bomb when he used his power, and claimed that it was a peerless weapon in future military wars.

He has numerous nicknames, such as "God-man", "Chinese Saint", "Living Buddha Bodhisattva", etc.

Zhang Xiangyu claims that she can communicate with all things, receive information from the universe, and successfully contact aliens.

Her nickname is "Goddess of Wisdom".

This is a trend.

At first it was accompanied by a wild imagination.

It ends with an absurd and magical farce.

Li Jiankun observed the people around him. Like Li Guifei, their faces were filled with fanaticism.

I don’t know how much time has passed.

Clap clap clap!

Thunderous applause suddenly broke out at the scene.

Li Jiankun looked towards the platform again, and the "goddess" appeared, which surprised everyone.

She was an ugly middle-aged woman with short men's hair.

She took the microphone from her assistant, made a few brief opening remarks, and then got straight to the point.

The people who believed in her probably thought that this was efficiency. In Li Jiankun's view, this was because they were afraid of delaying the money-making process. After all, there were more people waiting outside for the next show, and the next show...

Voices came from the speakers hanging on both sides of the platform:
"Put on the aluminum pot, sit cross-legged, close your eyes, meditate quietly, and imagine the vastness of the universe..."

There was a rustling sound in the field.

Gui Fei the lazy man glanced at Li Jiankun and said, "Wear it."

To be honest, Li Jiankun really didn't want to wear it, as if he was a fool.

However, in order to succeed in his undercover work, avoid being kicked out, and find out how Zhang Xiangyu was deceiving people, he picked up the aluminum pot and turned it upside down on his head.

Why use an aluminum pot?

Li Jiankun did not ask Li Guifei.

Presumably, this was the inspiration Zhang Xiangyu found from the radar signal pot.

Zhang Xiangyu's skill is called "Nature Center Skill", which means the skill of communicating with nature.

The so-called theory of this skill is as follows:
Zhang Xiangyu said that there is a substance called "Qi" in the universe, and it also exists in the structure of the human body.

The "Qi" of nature exchanges with the "Qi" of the human body, which can absorb "positive energy" and eliminate "turbid energy" or "sick energy", thereby playing a role in improving health and curing diseases.

If the Taoists knew about this, they would cry...

At the same time, she sometimes uses the modern scientific term "information".

She claims that her communication with "nature" is through "information".

She created her own "cosmic language", which is the language of "information".

Of course, no one else knows this "cosmic language", only she can master it, so she needs to be taught.

In other words, if others want to practice Natural Center Qigong, they must have her assistance.

Now, the speaker began to speak again. Zhang Xiangyu began to chant the "Universe Language".

There was a lot of chatter coming out of his mouth, which sounded like English but not English, like Mongolian but also like Tibetan, and sometimes mixed with some Japanese pronunciations.

Li Jiankun only regretted that he didn't bring a micro recorder. He really wanted to record this scene.

He dared to guarantee that Zhang Xiangyu never used the same "cosmic language" every time she performed the so-called power teaching.

Because this is pure nonsense.

After talking about the “cosmic language”, there is actually a “cosmic song”.

Up to half an hour.

The melody jumped from Yue Opera to Henan Opera, then to Ping Opera, and then became the tune of an Indian song.

It's like crying at a funeral.

It's depressing and chilling.

Zhang Xiangyu came to the stage, moving among the crowd, singing as she walked.

At the same time, he gestured and waved his hands at people.

If she changed into professional clothes, she would be no different from those witches performing shamanic rituals.

So everyone followed her lead.

Some people were staggering and dancing.

Some people were staggering, crying and shouting.

For example, Li Guifei simply threw himself to the ground, which is called "kowtow", one of the most sincere ways of worshiping Buddha in a certain branch of Buddhism.

When he kowtowed to his deceased parents, Li Jiankun's grandparents, he was never so sincere...

The room was filled with demons dancing everywhere and smoke.

Li Jiankun originally thought that Zhang Xiangyu at least had some skills, like some so-called masters' special skills, such as "taking objects from the air" and "turning an empty bowl into a snake".

The result was nothing.

It's a complete scam with no technical content at all!
As for why so many people still believe it.

Li Jiankun believes there are three reasons:

1. The herd mentality.

2. Psychological effect.

3. Ignorance.

time up.

Forty minutes, not a minute more, not a minute less.

Zhang Xiangyu announced the end of this power transmission.

Li Jiankun glanced at Li Guifei, whose black wool coat was covered in dust. "What did you learn?"

“Benefited a lot!”

Li Jiankun: “???”

Gui Fei the lazy man said excitedly: "I observed the inner scene and saw this picture: in the dark chaos, a wisp of white gas slowly flowed in, and a wisp of gray gas gradually overflowed.

“That chaos is my body, the white gas is the Qi of nature, and the gray gas is the turbid Qi and sick lamb in my body.

"In the long run, my health will definitely get better and better, and I will be free from all diseases!"

Li Jiankun: "..."

The fucking inner scene has even come out, why don’t you ascend?
If you close your eyes and think like this, you will definitely have such a picture in your mind.

Can't bear it.

"Master Zhang!"

Li Jiankun suddenly stood up, scaring Guifei Lazy Man. He pulled Li Jiankun's trouser leg and warned him: "Don't be rude to the goddess."

Everyone's eyes were fixed on Li Jiankun.

Zhang Xiangyu glanced at him calmly and said in a pretentious tone, "What's the matter?"

"Your power can communicate with the universe. It has reached such a high level. Do you mind competing with others?" Li Jiankun stared at her and asked.

This is a common practice in the Qigong circle.

Things like "making friends through qigong" and "giving reports on qigong" and so on.

Zhang Xiangyu smiled contemptuously: "Who can compete with me?"

Li Jiankun raised a finger and suddenly bent it into his arms: "Me."

Li Guifei: “!!!”

The whole hall was in an uproar.

Zhang Xiangyu laughed loudly: "You? If you really have the ability, would you need to accept my power?"

She stopped smiling and stared at Li Jiankun coldly:
“It’s understandable that young people have flamboyant personalities, but don’t overestimate your own capabilities!

"My gong is different from other gongs. It cultivates the spiritual level. Once I send out my gong and you can't receive it, do you know what the consequences will be?

"At the mildest, he will be mentally retarded, at the worst, he will become a vegetable!
“Don’t make the mistake of yourself!”

Gui Fei the lazy man got up from the ground and tried to push Li Jiankun to the ground.

Li Jiankun took the lead and stretched out a hand, pressing down on his shoulder, making him unable to move.

The other people in the field looked at Zhang Xiangyu with more admiration and awe.

"First of all, I'm not here to receive your power. This is my first time here, and I just want to see it for myself."

Li Jiankun said slowly:

"Secondly, I am calm and composed now, not at all ostentatious.

"We can sign an agreement in advance. If any accidents happen during the competition, we won't hold each other responsible."

Zhang Xiangyu snorted: "I don't have time to play with a brat like you. This game is over, hurry up and leave!"

Li Jiankun suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed: "You are scared.

"If you don't dare to spar with me, I can let my apprentice do it."

Before Zhang Xiangyu could react, everyone in the audience, except the lazy Gui Fei who was stunned, stared at Li Jiankun with wide eyes.

Some people's eyes were filled with anger, these words were simply an insult to the goddess!

Some people had disbelief in their eyes, and they somewhat believed that Li Jiankun might really be capable, otherwise how could he dare to say such things?
Then, everyone looked at Zhang Xiangyu.

After what has been said, it would be unreasonable for me to refuse to discuss with you.

Besides, who doesn’t want to see a goddess using her powers to defeat the enemy?
Zhang Xiangyu frowned slightly, then stared at Li Jiankun intently. She was trying to guess the boy's intentions, and she certainly didn't look crazy.

Want to get to the top on your own?

What a smart boy.

However, even if he caught her, Zhang Xiangyu could not accept being humiliated by him.

"What a joke, who is your apprentice, him?"

Zhang Xiangyu pointed at Li Guifei.

The latter quickly shook his head and hands: "No, no, no, I'm not."

Li Jiankun: "I didn't come today."

Zhang Xiangyu watched the expectant crowd from the corner of her eye, and then said proudly: "Okay, I agree to your request. Tomorrow, I will meet you here. You and your disciples will come together, and I want to see how good you are."

Clap clap clap!

Oh! Oh!
There was a sudden burst of applause and cheers at the scene.

Li Jiankun raised his lips and said, "It's a deal."

……

……

After leaving the Little Red Building.

Gui Fei, the lazy man, was like a spring man. He would jump up after taking two steps and touch Li Jiankun's forehead.

"I'm not sick."

"I think so."

Li Jiankun: "..."

Gui Fei, the lazy man, said disdainfully: "Do you know Qigong? You, dare you to spar with the goddess?"

His expression then became serious again:

"Didn't you hear what the goddess said? If she unleashes her power, you'll either become mentally retarded or become a vegetable.

"Get out of here right now and do what you need to do. I'll bring some gifts to visit the goddess later and ask for her forgiveness, lest she uses her power to attack you from a distance and you end up in trouble."

I saw that Li Jiankun's eyes looked a little strange.

Gui Fei was stunned for a moment, then said, "I'm telling you, I'm not concerned about you. Logically, a kid like you who doesn't know how to do things deserves to suffer! I'm just afraid that you'll become a fool and your mother will cry to death."

Li Jiankun: "Oh."

"Did you hear what I said?" Gui Fei Lazy Man blocked his way.

Li Jiankun looked down at him and said:

"First of all, you are right, I don't know Qigong. Why do I dare to say this? Because I am sure she is a liar.

"Secondly, do you think I've been out and about all year long for nothing? Would it be easy to find someone to deal with her?"

Li Jiankun pointed to a row of bicycles parked by the curb:

"Go back by yourself, I'm going to meet someone.

"Tomorrow, I will let you witness with your own eyes that the so-called goddess you worship is nothing but a charlatan. She is useless."

After saying that, Li Jiankun didn't even look at Li Guifei, turned a corner, and strode away.

……

……

Capital Hotel.

First floor, cafe.

Li Chunping hooked up with a Hollywood actress.

After Green heard Li Jiankun's plan, he hesitated and asked, "Mr. Li, are you sure that man is a liar and not a real qigong master?"

Li Jiankun raised his eyebrows and pointed a finger at him: "Don't let me down!"

"That won't happen. That won't happen."

Green waved his hands repeatedly, swallowed his saliva and said, "As long as, she is really a liar."

The news of the mainland Qigong master's extraordinary power spread widely, and there was no shortage of reports from Hong Kong.

There are also many people in the wealthy circle who spend huge amounts of money to find these qigong masters to help them tell fortunes, look at feng shui, cure diseases, etc.

He knew of several of them.

If he really faced a Qigong master, it wouldn't be a question of being timid or not. Green felt that he was completely outmatched...

Unfortunately, he is just a magician.

……

……

It was already dusk when Li Jiankun returned to Niangniang Temple Hutong.

When he pushed open the gate, his eyes suddenly lit up.

There is a beautiful girl in the yard who makes people drool.

If not his wife, then who else could it be?
They did meet on the second day of the Lunar New Year. Miss Shen came to pay New Year's greetings, but she didn't stay long. Her father obviously wouldn't agree with her coming here to pay New Year's greetings. She came secretly and left in a hurry.

Li Jiankun didn't even get to kiss her little mouth.

Miss Shen is now completely mature.

She has long hair, a plump and rosy face, and fair and rosy skin that seems as delicate as a blow.

Even a beige woolen coat could not cover her exquisite figure.

It can be said that she is smart. She knows about dietary supplements and exercise, and she grows up completely according to Li Jiankun's preferences.

It is a rare toned and slightly plump figure in this era.

Li Jiankun said lovingly: "When did you come? Come on, let's go inside and talk."

How could Miss Shen not know that he wanted to do something bad again, but she did not resist and followed him obediently to the north wing.

"Hongyi, please persuade him."

The voice of Guifei Lazy came from behind.

click!
Stab it!

The door is locked.

The curtains are drawn.

(The following three thousand words are omitted...)
Shen Hongyi was bullied so much by him that her whole body felt numb and she could barely stand. She snuggled in his arms and drew circles on his chest with her fingers:

"I'll go with you tomorrow. This liar is so despicable. She dares to cheat ordinary people's money so openly. She must be punished!"

Li Jiankun smiled, patted her extraordinarily round butt and said:
"She is worthy of being my wife."

Shen Hongyi's face turned red and she bumped him twice with her smooth forehead.

(End of this chapter)