Rebirth: My 80s

Chapter 935 I'm Really Not a Master
The whole audience was completely focused on Li Jiankun.

Including Zhang Xiangyu on the stage.

Li Jiankun turned sideways, raised his right hand, palm down, and moved it to Green's arm, which looked very creepy and had the knife still embedded in the flesh.

then.

Slowly, along the arm from top to bottom, through the air...

Everyone in the audience: “???”

Zhang Xiangyu: “???”

What good is this?
There were discussions in the venue:
"Nimma, doesn't he even need to touch it?"

"If this can be cured, I'll call him 'Dad'!"

"It's still intact, you think you're a god."

“It’s incredible…”

On the stage, Li Jiankun’s hand, which was moving in the air, stopped.

At the same time, Green suddenly pulled out a fruit knife.

"what!"

"Don't mess around!"

There were screams from the audience.

However, the imagined scene of blood splattering did not happen.

The fruit knife was put away by Green.

Then he pulled out a white handkerchief from the outer pocket of his black wool coat.

Take it in your right hand and rub it on your left arm.

The handkerchief was stained red and soaked.

Most of the blood was wiped away.

Revealing red skin.

Green then raised his left arm and gestured to the audience.

Everyone stared with wide eyes.

Hey!
There is not even a single wound on the arm.

Not even a scar!
"This……"

"Someone pinch me, pinch me!"

"Oh my god, no wonder he dared to do that. His master wouldn't even touch this kind of injury. How could he heal it with just a touch from a distance?"

"Is this still a human?!"

"God!"

The people in the audience were stunned.

It was a huge shock to both the senses and the mind.

Even though I have heard of many masters who have achieved extraordinary feats, I have never seen them with my own eyes.

Nothing I have ever seen is more shocking than this.

This is like cutting off your hand quickly, and then healing instantly!
A goose egg can be stuffed into Guifei Lazy's open mouth.

This, this, this, how do you explain this?

Seeing is believing!
On the stage, Green let the audience see clearly and then moved his arm directly in front of Zhang Xiangyu's line of sight.

Zhang Xiangyu: “!!!”

She thought she knew a lot of so-called tricks, but she couldn't understand everything that happened before her.

Someone cut his hand right under her nose and then restored it to its original shape.

It can be called a divine art!

Under the awestruck gazes of the entire audience, Li Jiankun patted his butt and stood up from the mat, as if he had just raised his hand.

And it does.

It doesn't matter whether he participated in the magic just now or not...

Li Jiankun faced the audience and pointed a finger at the other party:
"I said she was trash, do you have any objection?"

The whole audience was silent and no one objected.

Finally I have managed to get these die-hard fans of Zhang Xiangyu...

This is critical.

Li Jiankun looked at Zhang Xiangyu: "But in fact, she is worse than garbage."

Zhang Xiangyu's face was blue and white: "I admit that you are extremely powerful, better than me, okay."

"Ah."

Li Jiankun walked towards Zhang Xiangyu and asked:
“Have you made any contribution?
“What merits have you made?
"You talk nonsense with your mouth and gesture randomly with your hands, but in the end you can't change anything. Is this called Kung Fu?"

Li Jiankun glanced at the audience:
"Haven't you figured it out yet? This guy is a complete liar!"

Zhang Xiangyu yelled, "You are capable and your skills are strong, but you can't say that about me!"

Li Jiankun ignored her, still looking at the audience:

“I want to ask you all, you are willing to spend so much money, you must trust her more than others, so what has she done that is of substantive significance?

"You guys paid money to receive her gong, some of you have done it many times, do you have any gong now?
"Come on, if anyone feels that he has done something useful, why not come up and see if you can do something that looks like a function."

The people in the audience looked at each other.

They practiced every day and always felt that they had made some progress.

But if you ask them to do something magical, they know very well that it is impossible.

Someone said:
"That's not true. My wife had a headache a while ago, and Master Zhang said it was the residual information of a dead snake. My wife did kill a grass snake in the vegetable garden before, so how did she know? After Master Zhang used his energy to treat her, my wife really got better."

"Yeah."

Someone else echoed: "When I first met Master Zhang, she was able to accurately tell me that my father was a doctor, but I never told her that."

Some people nodded, as they had similar experiences.

This proved that although Master Zhang was not as good as the godlike young man in front of him, he did have certain skills.

Li Jiankun glanced at the two people who were talking:

"Come on, both of you, tell me what happened at that time."

The two then recalled and told the story one after another.

The former said that when Master Zhang asked him whether his family had ever killed a long and thin animal, he immediately remembered that his wife had killed a snake, and Master Zhang said that was right.

The latter said that when he first met Master Zhang, Master Zhang came close to him, sniffed with the tip of his nose, and said that there was someone in his family who studied medicine. He was surprised and said that there was, but did not say who it was. Master Zhang then asked him if there were some medical books at home, and then asked him to tell what kind of books they were. Finally, Master Zhang concluded that his father was a Chinese medicine doctor.

Li Jiankun laughed out loud after hearing this.

Scan the stage:

"May I ask you, who hasn't killed a long, thin animal? Snakes are long, thin animals, but do centipedes count? Do geckos count? Do earthworms count?
"As for you, your father is an old Chinese doctor, and there are obviously a lot of herbs in your home. Staying in that environment, you will inevitably have some herbal odor on you, and anyone with a nose can smell it. Asking you about medical books is unnecessary. A smart liar doesn't even need to ask.

"At your age, if your grandfather is still alive, he would probably be over a hundred years old. In the past, it was unlikely for women to study medicine, but you still smell like herbs, which proves that your family still practices medicine. Who else could this doctor be?"

On the stage, Zhang Xiangyu's forehead was covered with sweat.

Most people in the audience looked surprised.

Li Jiankun continued:
“Please don’t blindly worship me. I see that you are all quite old and have life experience and common sense.

"Calm down and think about it carefully. What's the difference between Zhang Xiangyu's method and the street fortune teller's method of going around in circles to find out the truth and then 'hitting the mark'?
“She may have cured some diseases, but I don’t need to know everything to be sure that the diseases she cured were nothing more than minor illnesses that could be alleviated or cured by exercising, improving the environment, and improving mood.

"Have you ever seen her cure a serious illness involving death?"

Everyone in the audience shook their heads.

never seen it.

At the same time, an emotion mixed with doubt and hostility arose, permeating the venue and becoming increasingly intense.

Zhang Xiangyu saw that the situation was not good and hurriedly cried out:

"Slander! This is slander! He is relying on his power to slander me!"

Li Jiankun glanced at her and said: "I don't need to rely on anything, just use whatever means you have, so that everyone can see.

"But do you have any real skills?"

Zhang Xiangyu: "You are strong and suppress me. I can't use my power."

"Okay, you are shameless to count me first. Can I step back?"

As Li Jiankun spoke, he walked towards Zhang Xiangyu until he retreated to the edge of the platform.

Green followed in his footsteps.

Li Jiankun put his hands behind his back, as did Green, and then said, "Please start your performance.

"But I want to remind you:"

Li Jiankun raised his voice:
"If you keep talking nonsense and flailing your hands and feet like a witch and can't come up with anything substantial, I will kill you today, you liar!"

Zhang Xiangyu swallowed her saliva and said, "I can get some accurate information about a person through his or her name. Of course, it must be a real person."

Li Jiankun sarcastically said:
“It’s the charlatan’s trick again.

"Okay, I'll let you perform."

After that, he asked Green for a pen and paper.

He actually didn't know whether Green brought a pen and paper, but he subconsciously thought, if he asked the magician for a pen and paper, wouldn't Green be able to produce them?
God knows how much Green has hidden in him.

The amazing thing is that Green's clothes are quite slim-fitting and it looks like he is not wearing anything.

Li Jiankun wrote a name on a piece of paper and asked Green to deliver it.

Zhang Xiangyu took the note and didn't move for a long time: "You wrote..."

"Don't make excuses, you bastard!"

Li Jiankun shouted, "What's wrong with what I wrote? This person is neither me nor him. We are not related at all. Due to the nature of my job, I can't lie in public.

"Forget it."

Li Jiankun paused and looked at Shen Hongyi in the audience:
"Come up and let her do the math.

"See what she can figure out."

Shen Hongyi walked up to the platform slowly. Many people below pointed and talked about how pretty the girl was and how they couldn't see her clearly because of the people blocking her view.

Shen Hongyi took out a card with a green string from the black shoulder bag on her left shoulder, held it up with her slender hands, and presented it to the audience:

"Hello everyone, my name is Shen Hongyi, editor and reporter of Capital Youth Daily."

After saying that, he hung his work ID around his neck and faced Zhang Xiangyu.

Zhang Xiangyu: “!!!”

She looked at Li Jiankun with resentment.

This vicious guy wanted to kill her and even called the reporters over!
Everyone in the audience suddenly realized that it was no wonder that the god-like young man said that it was impossible for this girl to lie in public.

When this girl wears her work ID, she represents the Capital Youth Daily.

This is an official media outlet affiliated with the Communist Youth League.

Li Jiankun glanced at Zhang Xiangyu and said, "What's the matter? The difficulty has been reduced for you. The person is standing in front of you now.

“Can’t you tell me some accurate information about her?

"Stop!"

The clothes under Zhang Xiangyu's cashmere coat were soaked, so she examined Shen Hongyi carefully.

"Girl, turn around."

Shen Hongyi did as she was told.

"Girl, what's your date of birth?"

Shen Hongyi looked at her and said expressionlessly, "You didn't mention your birth date just now. You don't have to ask me any questions. I won't answer any of your questions."

Zhang Xiangyu frowned, then suddenly closed her eyes and remained motionless.

Li Jiankun didn't disturb her and just watched her performance quietly.

a long time.

Zhang Xiangyu slowly opened her eyes:

"You have a soldier in your family."

Shen Hongyi's expression remained unchanged: "Yes. In today's society, if you use such an open statement, then no one's family will lack a soldier among their relatives. Besides, my name can also prove this point, it doesn't prove anything."

Li Jiankun felt relieved.

As for our wife, she is very smart and basically has nothing to do with her.

"You are college students."

"Yes. But this is just a reasonable guess, and it also doesn't prove anything. Generally speaking, people who work in my profession, especially young people, have basically received higher education."

"You come from a well-off cadre family."

"Wrong! I come from a farmer's family in a small town."

There was a commotion from the audience.

Beads of sweat the size of beans appeared on Zhang Xiangyu's forehead.

No matter how you look at her, this girl looks like the daughter of a wealthy family.

He is actually a rural person from a small place?
Even if Zhang Xiangyu was beaten to death, she would never have imagined that the girl in front of her had a partner who was as rich as a country.

She didn't even know that Li Jiankun and Shen Hongyi were a couple.

Quan thought that the latter was the helper hired by the evil boy to harm her.

"You have a child who is about three years old."

Shen Hongyi: “???”

Seeing that she didn't refute, Zhang Xiangyu said firmly: "It's a boy!"

Shen Hongyi: “???” Zhang Xiangyu secretly sighed and said proudly: “That’s right.”

"What nonsense!"

Shen Hongyi blushed and said angrily: "I'm not married yet, where does the child come from?"

"..."

Zhang Xiangyu was dumbfounded: "No, no, how could you not be married? How old are you?"

As soon as she asked this question, she regretted it.

She judged that Shen Hongyi was already married based on her age.

Although this girl looks very young, like she is only in her early twenties, but since she is a college student, she must be at least twenty-two years old when she graduates from college.

In addition, both her temperament and the fact that she went out on field work alone did not seem like a newcomer.

So, how could a girl who is at least 24 or 25 years old, and is so beautiful that she must have many suitors, and still not get married?

Will your family agree?

As for why Zhang Xiangyu was sure that Shen Hongyi gave birth to a son.

There is no need to think about it. Just look at this girl's butt. If she gave birth to three children, they must all be sons.

"You don't have any special abilities!"

After Shen Hongyi made her final judgment on Zhang Xiangyu, she ignored her and turned to the audience:
"Everyone knows my name and my unit. Anyone who wants to know whether I am married or not can go and ask. It cannot be faked.

"Now the facts are before us. There is nothing special about this person. We are just guessing based on a little bit of cleverness.

“To put it bluntly, she’s a liar.

"I have recorded what happened just now. I will write an article to expose her so that more people will not be deceived in the future. You should also wake up in time and not be deceived by such things and such people again."

Li Jiankun glanced at Zhang Xiangyu, who was sweating profusely, and interrupted:
"She has no future."

Then he looked down at the audience:
"Zhang Gui, call the police."

Zhang Xiangyu: “!!!”

At this time, the scene was in chaos.

The more you believed in it before, the more cruel you are now.

"You're such a liar, you've got me fooled!"

"I sold everything I had just to learn from her."

"I didn't miss any of the training sessions. Each session was 35 yuan. I almost lost a color TV set. You liar, give me back my money!"

"Yes, pay back the money!"

"Repay me my hard-earned money!"

The crowd surged, and those who were close had already rushed onto the platform.

At the passage leading to the backstage, Zhang Xiangyu's eldest disciple Gu Yanwu was sweating profusely and said to the people behind him, "Still want to watch for a while? Run!"

Whoosh...

Whether Zhang Xiangyu has made any contribution or not, no one knows better than Zhang Xiangyu herself, and no one knows better than Gu Yanwu, her close disciple who always stays by her side.

It all comes down to two words: interests.

For example, Gu Yanwu was originally just a farmer, but since he followed Zhang Xiangyu, he built a two-story red brick building in his hometown and also bought a bicycle.

On the stage.

After being beaten and kicked by the former believers, Zhang Xiangyu rolled and crawled to Li Jiankun's feet like a stray dog ​​and hugged his thighs:
"Quick, quick, get someone to catch me!"

The area around Li Jiankun is the only place on the entire platform that is not messy.

No one dared to come near.

Or dare to bump into him.

Li Jiankun looked down with disgust on his face, raised his leg and kicked Zhang Xiangyu away, then said loudly:

"Everyone calm down."

The people around him with red eyes stopped what they were doing at the same time and listened to him quietly.

Li Jiankun pointed at Zhang Xiangyu, who was lying on the ground like a dead dog:

"If you beat her to death now, you can only vent your anger, but it will be difficult to get back the money you lost.

"I have asked someone to call the police. When the police arrive later, they will investigate the situation and handle it according to the law. They will definitely recover the stolen money so that your losses can be compensated.

"Listen to my advice, just bear with it and retreat."

As soon as this was said, someone immediately echoed:

"The master is right. We can't mess around."

"Come on, listen to the master and retreat!"

Hua Hua Hua...

The crowd retreated in an instant like a tide.

The only people left on the stage were Li Jiankun and his "master and disciple", Shen Hongyi, and Zhang Xiangyu who was lying on the ground.

In the audience, people temporarily suppressed their anger towards Zhang Xiangyu and looked up at Li Jiankun with fiery eyes.

Li Jiankun felt uneasy when they stared at him, and said quickly:

"Well, there is something I want to explain to you."

There was silence.

Everyone pricked up their ears and listened.

"I'm not a master at all, and neither is he."

Li Jiankun pointed at Green:
"What you just saw... well, it was just a trick. You know magic, right?

"It's just a trick, don't take it seriously."

Zhang Xiangyu: “!!!”

Magic, she knew.

There are people in the circle who can do it, but their methods are not so sophisticated.

To put it bluntly, magic is just a trick.

She was a master of deception, but she actually failed at her deceptive tricks?
Offstage, the scene was quite different.

"Master, you don't have to be so modest. You have real skills. We have all seen it."

"Isn't magic just a sideshow? How can you cut your hand off and then restore it instantly?"

"You are a true master. For example, Zhang would spread the word about his healing to everyone."

"Master, are you still accepting disciples?"

"Master, I want to learn from you, and I am willing to give everything for it."

"Master, please accept me."

"Take me, take me!"

...

Mist grass.

Looking at the enthusiasm of the audience, Li Jiankun opened his eyes wide. Why wouldn’t they listen to my explanation?
"I'm really not a master!" he said angrily.

"Master, you have real skills but you don't show them. I've never heard of you before. This time you took action to punish that liar named Zhang, to save us from being deceived again, and to enlighten us. With this style, I doubt that you are the only real master in the whole city of Sijiu!"

"Master, please accept my greeting."

Pfft!
Pfft!
Pfft!
Li Jiankun: "..."

He and Miss Shen looked at each other, and each of their eyes reflected a mouth wide open in surprise.

woo woo woo woo--

The wide-brimmed hat has arrived.

It can be regarded as a temporary relief for Li Jiankun.

Otherwise, if a group of uncles and aunts, all in their 40s and 50s, kowtow to you in a group, who wouldn't feel annoyed?

After the men in wide-brimmed hats entered the venue, without Li Jiankun and his companions saying anything, the angry crowd rushed to report and explain the situation.

Zhang Xiangyu was soon handcuffed.

Originally, the wide-brimmed hats wanted to invite Li Jiankun and Green to go back together to assist in the investigation.

"What are you doing?"

"You are not allowed to take the master and his apprentice away!"

“They’re not wrong.”

“They are doing good things!”

The masses don't agree.

Everyone looked at him coldly.

Scared scared...

The men in wide-brimmed hats tortured Zhang Xiangyu and never mentioned asking Li Jiankun to go back and assist in the investigation.

"No, no, I want to go. I want to go."

Li Jiankun pulled Miss Shen to chase after him.

"No, no, you don't have to go. You don't have to go."

The men in wide-brimmed hats tried to stop him, changed from walking to running, and tried their best to put some distance between them and him.

Li Jiankun: "..."

"Master, don't leave!"

"Master, don't abandon us!"

The crowd begged.

Li Jiankun: "..."

As soon as the men in wide-brimmed hats left, the entrance to the small red building seemed to have a door of flesh and blood that closed instantly.

You can’t leave yet!

At this time, Li Jiankun noticed that there was another place at the scene that was particularly lively.

A skinny old man was surrounded by people nearby who were nodding and bowing to him.

He straightened his back and held his head high, looking very proud and enjoying himself quite a bit.

Li Jiankun pointed over there, looked around, and said loudly:

"Everyone, I have something else to do. I really can't stay long."

“See that man, my father? He knows everything about me.

"Ask him first about what you are interested in, and we'll meet again some other day."

Everyone followed his finger and looked at the lazy Guifei.

Some people couldn't wait to squeeze over there.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, the Fugui brothers led the way, and Li Jiankun pulled up Miss Shen and took Green with them, and finally squeezed out of the small red building.

Then he ran away.

He ran two miles before he dared to stop.

The five men lay on the road, hunched over, with their hands on their thighs, gasping for breath.

Then you looked at me and I looked at you, and we all burst out laughing.

Zhang Gui looked at Green and asked, "How did you do that move of cutting your hand and then recovering it?"

Everyone's eyes turned to Green.

Everyone, including Li Jiankun, wants to know.

Yes, he didn't see anything strange.

Green hesitated. If it weren't for Mr. Li, he would never have said it.

This violates the magician's principles.

There are three main principles for magicians:

1. Never reveal the content of the magic show before the performance.

2. Do not perform the same magic trick twice to the same audience at the same time and place.

3. After the magic show, never reveal the secrets of the magic to the audience.

Green reached for the lining of his black wool coat, and the fruit knife appeared in his hand again.

"This knife is a specially made prop."

As he spoke, his hand trembled, and when he stopped, the fruit knife changed:

In the middle of the blade, there is a semicircular notch starting from the bottom of the blade.

Li Jiankun took a closer look and discovered that the knife was hollow, with a portion of the blade having shrunk into the hollow, causing the semicircular notch to appear.

At this time, Green "installed" the knife on the back of his left hand. The notch and the back of his hand fit perfectly, making it look like the knife had cut into the back of his hand.

If you add some plasma to cover it.

Good enough to be mistaken for the real thing.

Everyone suddenly realized.

"Master, wait for me--"

A voice came from behind.

Li Jiankun heard the sound and looked over, his pupils contracted, and he grabbed Miss Shen again.

"Run!"

(End of this chapter)