Help!It's really terrible to fall in love with my senior sister
Chapter 178 I’m very good, okay?
Chapter 178 I’m very good, okay?
"It's not a big problem." Lin Lin picked up a small steamed bun and threw it into his mouth.
Xu Lin finished the fried dough sticks in two or three mouthfuls, and then drank the milk in one breath.
"I'm full." After Xu Lin finished speaking, she accidentally burped.
Lin Lin pointed to the two Xiao Long Bao on the plate and said, "There are two more. You don't want to eat them?"
Xu Lin picked up a tissue and wiped the corners of her mouth, then shook her head and said, "I won't eat anymore."
"full."
Lin Lin looked embarrassed and said, "Mainly, I can't eat anymore."
Xu Lin shrugged and said, "It's not a big problem, I can just eat it for lunch."
Lin Lin touched his chin and said, "It won't taste good if it gets cold at noon. I'd better eat it now."
After finishing speaking, Lin Lin ate two Xiao Long Bao in one go.
After eating, Xu Lin took the initiative to clean up the dishes on the dining table, and then took them into the kitchen to wash them off.
Lin Lin got up and went to the sofa to sit down. Because he was a little full after eating, Lin Lin still wanted to sleep.
After Xu Lin finished washing the dishes and came out, she cut a plate of fruit and brought it out, then came and sat down next to Lin Lin.
Lin Lin leaned on the sofa and looked at the fruit platter on the guest table and then looked at Xu Lin with some confusion.
"You want to eat fruit just after dinner?" Lin Lin asked.
Xu Lin shrugged and said, "No, wait until digestion is almost complete before eating. Eat a piece of fruit after a meal, which is good for digestion. Do you want a piece of apple? I added salt, it should taste pretty good."
After saying that, Xu Lin picked up a piece of apple with a toothpick and handed it to Lin Lin's mouth.
"Open your mouth." Xu Lin said.
Lin Lin obediently opened his mouth and ate it in one bite, then waved his hand to Xu Lin.
"Eat the apple first before you speak." Xu Lin said helplessly.
Lin Lin swallowed the apple with difficulty and said, "I'm so full that I can't eat any more."
Xu Lin nodded and said, "I understand, then I will eat it myself."
After finishing speaking, Xu Lin ate the fruit.
The two of them sat on the sofa and watched the variety show. As they watched, Lin Lin fell asleep unknowingly.
When Xu Lin heard Lin Lin snoring, she realized that Lin Lin had fallen asleep on the sofa.
Xu Lin sighed, took the blanket nearby and put it on Lin Lin.
"I really don't want to worry about it. What should I do if I catch a cold?" Xu Lin muttered.
Lin Lin slept until noon before getting up.
After Lin Lin woke up, he rubbed his eyes as if he was still a little sleepy.
Looking around, I found that Xu Lin was not in the living room, and there was no movement in the kitchen.
Lin Lin stood up and poured himself a glass of warm water and drank it in one gulp. The refreshing water instantly moisturized his dry throat.
After drinking the water, Lin Lin stood up and walked to the second floor to look for Xu Lin. Unfortunately, Xu Lin was not on the second floor either, and Lin Lin returned without success.
After answering the question of the living room, Lin Lin found his mobile phone from the side of the sofa and opened the address book to make a call to Xu Lin.
Just when he was about to dial the TV, the door opened with a click. When Lin Lin heard the movement, he could only temporarily stop thinking about Xu Lin. He put the phone aside and went to the door to open the door.
Xu Lin, who was outside the gate, was about to take out the key from her pocket and open the door, but Lin Lin had already opened the door.
Lin Lin was stunned when he saw Xu Lin standing outside.
"Sister Lin? Where have you been?" Lin Lin asked.
Xu Lin shook the lunch box in her hand and said, "I'm going to buy lunch."
Lin Lin glanced at it and said, "Lunch? What delicious food did you buy?"
Xu Lin raised her eyebrows and said mysteriously, "It's very delicious."
"Really?" Lin Lin joked.
Xu Lin's face straightened, "Of course it's the truth."
"Come in quickly, I'm hungry." Lin Lin quickly made room for Xu Lin.
Xu Lin walked into the room and handed the bag containing lunch to Lin Lin. Lin Lin reached out and took it, then walked to the dining table and sat down. Xu Lin also came to the dining table and sat down after changing her slippers.
"I ordered a fried pork with seafood, mushrooms, eggs and leeks."
Xu Lin took out the packaged vegetables from the bag.
Lin Lin scratched his head in confusion and said, "Can this kind of home-cooked food be cooked at home?"
Xu Lin rolled her eyes at Lin Lin and said, "It's not like I don't know that home-cooked food is just fine at home. The main reason is that there is no food at home. I thought we had to go back to school in the afternoon, so I simply went downstairs to buy fast food. "
Lin Lin touched his chin and said, "Indeed, it won't be too late for us to buy it during the Labor Day holiday."
Xu Lin took out the disposable chopsticks and handed them to Lin Lin and asked, "Xiao Lin, when will we go back to school in the afternoon?"
Lin Lin frowned slightly, and then said, "I might not be able to go back to school in the afternoon."
"Can't go back to school in the afternoon?" Xu Lin looked at Lin Lin and suddenly thought that he still had to work part-time and asked, "Are you going to work part-time in the evening?"
Lin Lin nodded and said, "Yes."
"Then what class do you have tomorrow?" Xu Lin asked.
Lin Lin thought for a while and said, "I won't have classes tomorrow morning, but will have classes in the afternoon."
"Like me, how about the two of us spend the night at home and go back to school tomorrow?" Xu Lin suggested.
This is a good idea, then we can stay at home for the night. Lin Lin nodded.
"That night?" Xu Lin suddenly laughed.
"At night?" Lin Lin was stunned. Seeing this, Xu Lin instantly understood what she meant and said with a straight face, "You should have a good rest at night."
"Okay." Xu Lin said helplessly.
"Eat, eat." Xu Lin handed a piece of rice to Lin Lin.
After the two had finished eating, Lin Lin packed up the garbage and threw it into the trash can. Xu Lin went upstairs to take a lunch break, but she asked Lin Lin to wake her up at three o'clock to draw.
Lin Lin nodded in agreement, but muttered, "I'm afraid you'll stay in bed if I ask you to get up."
Time passed in a flash.
03:30 in the afternoon.
Lin Lin came to the second floor and woke up Xu Lin, who was still sleeping. The way to wake her up was very simple, just lift the quilt and forcefully wake her up.
Sure enough, this method was very effective, and Xu Lin fell asleep soon.
"Wake up, it's 03:30." Lin Lin handed his hand to Xu Lin.
Xu Lin stretched out her hands and said, "I want a hug."
Lin Lin curled his lips and leaned over to pick Xu Lin up from the bed.
Xu Lin leaned on Lin Lin's shoulder and kissed Lin Lin's face gently.
Lin Lin glanced at Xu Lin with disgust and said, "You didn't rinse your mouth, it smells a bit stinky."
Xu Lin, who was still a little sleepy, immediately opened her eyes and stared at Lin Lin when she heard this and said, "If you have the guts, say it again."
Lin Lin glanced at Xu Lin, who was very energetic, and shrugged, "If I hadn't said that, you would have fallen asleep on my shoulder again. I would call you at three o'clock, but you would still have to stay in bed."
"Are you still staying in bed now?" Lin Lin asked.
When Xu Lin heard this, she immediately leaned on Lin Lin's shoulder and looked "drowsy".
"sleepy."
Lin Lin rolled his eyes at Xu Lin, then slapped Xu Lin's thigh hard.
"Are you still sleepy now?" Lin Lin said lightly.
Xu Lin gritted her teeth and said, "You are cruel."
"This is a last resort to help you wake up quickly. I didn't even slap your butt." Lin Lin muttered.
Xu Lin said "viciously", "If you dare to shoot me, you will be rewarded."
Lin Lin was not afraid of Xu Lin's intimidation at all, and even felt a little want to laugh.
Xu Lin seemed to feel Lin Lin's silent ridicule, and she fell back, both of them lying on the bed.
Xu Lin wrapped her legs around Lin Lin's waist, reached out and pinched his cheek and said, "I'll give you one last chance to speak properly."
Lin Lin looked down at Xu Lin, and with a strong effort, Xu Lin stood up from the bed and held her waist with both hands.
"I didn't hear clearly, what did you just say?" Lin Lin said "playfully".
"Okay, okay, let's play like this." Xu Lin said several times.
Lin Lin carried Xu Lin to the first floor.
After arriving on the first floor, Lin Lin glanced at Xu Lin in his arms.
"Come down."
"I don't." Xu Lin snorted and hugged Lin Lin's neck tightly.
"Come down." Lin Lin said.
"No."
"If you don't come down, I'll throw you into the trash can." Lin Lin threatened.
Xu Lin curled her lips and said, "I don't believe it."
"If you throw me in the trash can, I'll ignore you." Xu Lin curled her lips.
"Really?" Lin Lin raised his eyebrows.
"you try!"
Lin Lin shrugged and said, "I love you so much, how could I throw you into the trash can."
"Obey, sit down on the sofa." Lin Lin said.
Xu Lin hummed a few times and said, "Kiss me."
"Otherwise I won't come down."
Lin Lin curled his lips and said, "That's enough. I'll give you a kiss and I'll punch you until you scream. Do you believe it or not?"
Xu Lin's eyes instantly filled with tears, "Are you actually mean to me? Are you going to hit me?"
Lin Lin was immediately at a loss when he saw this.
He carried Xu Lin to the sofa and sat down.
"I'm just kidding, Sister Lin, don't cry." Lin Lin explained quickly.
"I don't want to care about you anymore." Xu Lin burst into tears.
Lin Lin helped Xu Lin wipe her tears, "Don't cry, don't cry, I was wrong, I was wrong."
"I won't do it again next time."
"I'll bite you to death." Xu Lin bit Lin Lin's earlobe.
The moment Xu Lin, who was still crying, bit Lin Lin's earlobe, a hint of cunning flashed through her tearful eyes.
Lin Lin didn't care too much and kept patting Xu Lin's back to comfort her.
When Xu Lin saw this, she stopped pretending. She released her mouth from biting Lin Lin's earlobe and said with a smile, "That's not bad."
Lin Lin was stunned. Seeing this, Xu Lin said helplessly, "Why do you change your face so quickly?"
Xu Lin curled her lips and said, "Who told you to be mean to me just now? I'm very unhappy!"
"I didn't mean to hurt you." Lin Lin explained.
"Then you said that you punched me until I screamed. This was domestic violence. I want to tell Sister Han that you bullied me." Xu Lin curled her lips.
Lin Lin rolled his eyes at Xu Lin, "Who would believe me? It's only your fault for domestic violence, not my fault for domestic violence against you."
"I don't believe it." Xu Lin snorted a few times.
Lin Lin instantly took out his cell phone and called Chen Xiao. After a while, the call was connected.
"Xiao Lin, why did you call me?" Chen Xiao asked.
Lin Lin glanced at Xu Lin and said to the phone, "Brother Xiao, Sister Lin said that I domestically abused her."
"Domestic violence? Domestic violence happens at home."
Chen Xiao reacted instantly and couldn't help laughing.
"Wait? What did you say? Are you domestic violence Xu Lin?"
"Yes." Lin Lin nodded.
"No, Xiaolin, there's nothing wrong with you today, right? Are you domestically abusing Xu Lin? See if anyone believes you if you tell me." Chen Xiao said.
Lin Lin shrugged and said, "Then what if I really domestically assaulted her."
Chen Xiao suppressed a smile and said seriously, "You will be punched to death by her, and then she will kneel on the ground and beg you not to die. How about it, are you tough?"
Lin Lin pouted and said, "Is it that exaggerated?"
Chen Xiao asked back, "Then if Xu Lin hits you, will you fight back?"
Lin Lin thought for a while and then looked at Xu Lin, "She won't hit me, right?"
"Isn't that okay? She won't even hit you, but you still abuse her? Is this reasonable?"
"Putting aside everything else, if you really domestically abuse her, as your good brother and big brother, I will personally send you to a hard labor camp."
When Chen Xiao said this, he was joking, and Lin Lin could tell that he didn't care too much.
"Okay, then what are you doing now?"
"I'm masturbating." Chen Xiao replied.
"Playing League of Legends?"
"Yes."
"Aren't you going to start a new book? Why are you still playing games?"
"New book? What's the rush for a new book? I'm not in a hurry, why are you more anxious than me?"
Chen Xiao curled his lips and continued, "Okay, I'm going to play in a group. I'll hang up first."
After finishing speaking, Chen Xiao quickly hung up the phone.
Lin Lin glanced at Xu Lin, spreading her hands and said, "Did you hear that?"
"I'm going to hit you? If you don't punch me to death, it's my fault."
At this time, Xu Lin couldn't help laughing loudly.
"Chen Xiao is really funny. He made me laugh to death. He punched you Lin Lin to death and then knelt on the ground and begged you not to die. Don't tell me, don't tell me. It's really possible."
Lin Lin curled his lips and took a few steps back, "I won't sit with a domestic violence woman."
Xu Lin rolled her eyes at Lin Lin and said, "You're still on track."
Lin Lin shrugged and said, "It's true that I won't domestically abuse you, but it remains to be confirmed whether you will domestically abuse me."
"I domestically abused you?" Xu Lin pointed at herself and then looked at Lin Lin, "Do you think this is realistic?"
"If I want to domestically abuse you, I might as well let you lie on the bed and not move."
Lin Lin scratched his head and didn't understand what Xu Lin meant, "What do you mean lying on the bed motionless?"
The corners of Xu Lin's mouth raised slightly, "Just like last night, even more tiring than that."
Lin Lin suddenly shuddered, "Surrender, I surrender."
Lin Lin immediately gave in.
"This can't be done, this can't be done, I really can't bear it."
Xu Lin said angrily, "I'm just assuming. Hypothesis, do you understand?"
Lin Lin shook his head quickly.
"The hypothesis is also scary. It really proves that you really think so in your heart."
Xu Lin curled her lips and said, "First tell me whether you can bear it. Anyway, I can't stand it."
Lin Lin shook a white tissue with a toothpick and said, "I can't bear it, I surrender."
"No, have you prepared the white flag?"
Lin Lin looked at the simple "white flag" in his hand and said, "I just made it."
Xu Lin clicked her tongue and said, "It's been a long time since I saw someone waving a white flag."
"I haven't seen him for a long time? What do you mean?" Lin Lin asked in surprise.
Xu Lin shrugged and explained, "When we waved the white flag before, it was usually when we drank too much. For example, I have waved the white flag many times."
"It's very miserable."
Lin Lin ordered, "You can't drink alcohol in the future."
Xu Lin spread her hands and said, "I haven't had a drink for half a year. I'm very good, okay."
(End of this chapter)
"It's not a big problem." Lin Lin picked up a small steamed bun and threw it into his mouth.
Xu Lin finished the fried dough sticks in two or three mouthfuls, and then drank the milk in one breath.
"I'm full." After Xu Lin finished speaking, she accidentally burped.
Lin Lin pointed to the two Xiao Long Bao on the plate and said, "There are two more. You don't want to eat them?"
Xu Lin picked up a tissue and wiped the corners of her mouth, then shook her head and said, "I won't eat anymore."
"full."
Lin Lin looked embarrassed and said, "Mainly, I can't eat anymore."
Xu Lin shrugged and said, "It's not a big problem, I can just eat it for lunch."
Lin Lin touched his chin and said, "It won't taste good if it gets cold at noon. I'd better eat it now."
After finishing speaking, Lin Lin ate two Xiao Long Bao in one go.
After eating, Xu Lin took the initiative to clean up the dishes on the dining table, and then took them into the kitchen to wash them off.
Lin Lin got up and went to the sofa to sit down. Because he was a little full after eating, Lin Lin still wanted to sleep.
After Xu Lin finished washing the dishes and came out, she cut a plate of fruit and brought it out, then came and sat down next to Lin Lin.
Lin Lin leaned on the sofa and looked at the fruit platter on the guest table and then looked at Xu Lin with some confusion.
"You want to eat fruit just after dinner?" Lin Lin asked.
Xu Lin shrugged and said, "No, wait until digestion is almost complete before eating. Eat a piece of fruit after a meal, which is good for digestion. Do you want a piece of apple? I added salt, it should taste pretty good."
After saying that, Xu Lin picked up a piece of apple with a toothpick and handed it to Lin Lin's mouth.
"Open your mouth." Xu Lin said.
Lin Lin obediently opened his mouth and ate it in one bite, then waved his hand to Xu Lin.
"Eat the apple first before you speak." Xu Lin said helplessly.
Lin Lin swallowed the apple with difficulty and said, "I'm so full that I can't eat any more."
Xu Lin nodded and said, "I understand, then I will eat it myself."
After finishing speaking, Xu Lin ate the fruit.
The two of them sat on the sofa and watched the variety show. As they watched, Lin Lin fell asleep unknowingly.
When Xu Lin heard Lin Lin snoring, she realized that Lin Lin had fallen asleep on the sofa.
Xu Lin sighed, took the blanket nearby and put it on Lin Lin.
"I really don't want to worry about it. What should I do if I catch a cold?" Xu Lin muttered.
Lin Lin slept until noon before getting up.
After Lin Lin woke up, he rubbed his eyes as if he was still a little sleepy.
Looking around, I found that Xu Lin was not in the living room, and there was no movement in the kitchen.
Lin Lin stood up and poured himself a glass of warm water and drank it in one gulp. The refreshing water instantly moisturized his dry throat.
After drinking the water, Lin Lin stood up and walked to the second floor to look for Xu Lin. Unfortunately, Xu Lin was not on the second floor either, and Lin Lin returned without success.
After answering the question of the living room, Lin Lin found his mobile phone from the side of the sofa and opened the address book to make a call to Xu Lin.
Just when he was about to dial the TV, the door opened with a click. When Lin Lin heard the movement, he could only temporarily stop thinking about Xu Lin. He put the phone aside and went to the door to open the door.
Xu Lin, who was outside the gate, was about to take out the key from her pocket and open the door, but Lin Lin had already opened the door.
Lin Lin was stunned when he saw Xu Lin standing outside.
"Sister Lin? Where have you been?" Lin Lin asked.
Xu Lin shook the lunch box in her hand and said, "I'm going to buy lunch."
Lin Lin glanced at it and said, "Lunch? What delicious food did you buy?"
Xu Lin raised her eyebrows and said mysteriously, "It's very delicious."
"Really?" Lin Lin joked.
Xu Lin's face straightened, "Of course it's the truth."
"Come in quickly, I'm hungry." Lin Lin quickly made room for Xu Lin.
Xu Lin walked into the room and handed the bag containing lunch to Lin Lin. Lin Lin reached out and took it, then walked to the dining table and sat down. Xu Lin also came to the dining table and sat down after changing her slippers.
"I ordered a fried pork with seafood, mushrooms, eggs and leeks."
Xu Lin took out the packaged vegetables from the bag.
Lin Lin scratched his head in confusion and said, "Can this kind of home-cooked food be cooked at home?"
Xu Lin rolled her eyes at Lin Lin and said, "It's not like I don't know that home-cooked food is just fine at home. The main reason is that there is no food at home. I thought we had to go back to school in the afternoon, so I simply went downstairs to buy fast food. "
Lin Lin touched his chin and said, "Indeed, it won't be too late for us to buy it during the Labor Day holiday."
Xu Lin took out the disposable chopsticks and handed them to Lin Lin and asked, "Xiao Lin, when will we go back to school in the afternoon?"
Lin Lin frowned slightly, and then said, "I might not be able to go back to school in the afternoon."
"Can't go back to school in the afternoon?" Xu Lin looked at Lin Lin and suddenly thought that he still had to work part-time and asked, "Are you going to work part-time in the evening?"
Lin Lin nodded and said, "Yes."
"Then what class do you have tomorrow?" Xu Lin asked.
Lin Lin thought for a while and said, "I won't have classes tomorrow morning, but will have classes in the afternoon."
"Like me, how about the two of us spend the night at home and go back to school tomorrow?" Xu Lin suggested.
This is a good idea, then we can stay at home for the night. Lin Lin nodded.
"That night?" Xu Lin suddenly laughed.
"At night?" Lin Lin was stunned. Seeing this, Xu Lin instantly understood what she meant and said with a straight face, "You should have a good rest at night."
"Okay." Xu Lin said helplessly.
"Eat, eat." Xu Lin handed a piece of rice to Lin Lin.
After the two had finished eating, Lin Lin packed up the garbage and threw it into the trash can. Xu Lin went upstairs to take a lunch break, but she asked Lin Lin to wake her up at three o'clock to draw.
Lin Lin nodded in agreement, but muttered, "I'm afraid you'll stay in bed if I ask you to get up."
Time passed in a flash.
03:30 in the afternoon.
Lin Lin came to the second floor and woke up Xu Lin, who was still sleeping. The way to wake her up was very simple, just lift the quilt and forcefully wake her up.
Sure enough, this method was very effective, and Xu Lin fell asleep soon.
"Wake up, it's 03:30." Lin Lin handed his hand to Xu Lin.
Xu Lin stretched out her hands and said, "I want a hug."
Lin Lin curled his lips and leaned over to pick Xu Lin up from the bed.
Xu Lin leaned on Lin Lin's shoulder and kissed Lin Lin's face gently.
Lin Lin glanced at Xu Lin with disgust and said, "You didn't rinse your mouth, it smells a bit stinky."
Xu Lin, who was still a little sleepy, immediately opened her eyes and stared at Lin Lin when she heard this and said, "If you have the guts, say it again."
Lin Lin glanced at Xu Lin, who was very energetic, and shrugged, "If I hadn't said that, you would have fallen asleep on my shoulder again. I would call you at three o'clock, but you would still have to stay in bed."
"Are you still staying in bed now?" Lin Lin asked.
When Xu Lin heard this, she immediately leaned on Lin Lin's shoulder and looked "drowsy".
"sleepy."
Lin Lin rolled his eyes at Xu Lin, then slapped Xu Lin's thigh hard.
"Are you still sleepy now?" Lin Lin said lightly.
Xu Lin gritted her teeth and said, "You are cruel."
"This is a last resort to help you wake up quickly. I didn't even slap your butt." Lin Lin muttered.
Xu Lin said "viciously", "If you dare to shoot me, you will be rewarded."
Lin Lin was not afraid of Xu Lin's intimidation at all, and even felt a little want to laugh.
Xu Lin seemed to feel Lin Lin's silent ridicule, and she fell back, both of them lying on the bed.
Xu Lin wrapped her legs around Lin Lin's waist, reached out and pinched his cheek and said, "I'll give you one last chance to speak properly."
Lin Lin looked down at Xu Lin, and with a strong effort, Xu Lin stood up from the bed and held her waist with both hands.
"I didn't hear clearly, what did you just say?" Lin Lin said "playfully".
"Okay, okay, let's play like this." Xu Lin said several times.
Lin Lin carried Xu Lin to the first floor.
After arriving on the first floor, Lin Lin glanced at Xu Lin in his arms.
"Come down."
"I don't." Xu Lin snorted and hugged Lin Lin's neck tightly.
"Come down." Lin Lin said.
"No."
"If you don't come down, I'll throw you into the trash can." Lin Lin threatened.
Xu Lin curled her lips and said, "I don't believe it."
"If you throw me in the trash can, I'll ignore you." Xu Lin curled her lips.
"Really?" Lin Lin raised his eyebrows.
"you try!"
Lin Lin shrugged and said, "I love you so much, how could I throw you into the trash can."
"Obey, sit down on the sofa." Lin Lin said.
Xu Lin hummed a few times and said, "Kiss me."
"Otherwise I won't come down."
Lin Lin curled his lips and said, "That's enough. I'll give you a kiss and I'll punch you until you scream. Do you believe it or not?"
Xu Lin's eyes instantly filled with tears, "Are you actually mean to me? Are you going to hit me?"
Lin Lin was immediately at a loss when he saw this.
He carried Xu Lin to the sofa and sat down.
"I'm just kidding, Sister Lin, don't cry." Lin Lin explained quickly.
"I don't want to care about you anymore." Xu Lin burst into tears.
Lin Lin helped Xu Lin wipe her tears, "Don't cry, don't cry, I was wrong, I was wrong."
"I won't do it again next time."
"I'll bite you to death." Xu Lin bit Lin Lin's earlobe.
The moment Xu Lin, who was still crying, bit Lin Lin's earlobe, a hint of cunning flashed through her tearful eyes.
Lin Lin didn't care too much and kept patting Xu Lin's back to comfort her.
When Xu Lin saw this, she stopped pretending. She released her mouth from biting Lin Lin's earlobe and said with a smile, "That's not bad."
Lin Lin was stunned. Seeing this, Xu Lin said helplessly, "Why do you change your face so quickly?"
Xu Lin curled her lips and said, "Who told you to be mean to me just now? I'm very unhappy!"
"I didn't mean to hurt you." Lin Lin explained.
"Then you said that you punched me until I screamed. This was domestic violence. I want to tell Sister Han that you bullied me." Xu Lin curled her lips.
Lin Lin rolled his eyes at Xu Lin, "Who would believe me? It's only your fault for domestic violence, not my fault for domestic violence against you."
"I don't believe it." Xu Lin snorted a few times.
Lin Lin instantly took out his cell phone and called Chen Xiao. After a while, the call was connected.
"Xiao Lin, why did you call me?" Chen Xiao asked.
Lin Lin glanced at Xu Lin and said to the phone, "Brother Xiao, Sister Lin said that I domestically abused her."
"Domestic violence? Domestic violence happens at home."
Chen Xiao reacted instantly and couldn't help laughing.
"Wait? What did you say? Are you domestic violence Xu Lin?"
"Yes." Lin Lin nodded.
"No, Xiaolin, there's nothing wrong with you today, right? Are you domestically abusing Xu Lin? See if anyone believes you if you tell me." Chen Xiao said.
Lin Lin shrugged and said, "Then what if I really domestically assaulted her."
Chen Xiao suppressed a smile and said seriously, "You will be punched to death by her, and then she will kneel on the ground and beg you not to die. How about it, are you tough?"
Lin Lin pouted and said, "Is it that exaggerated?"
Chen Xiao asked back, "Then if Xu Lin hits you, will you fight back?"
Lin Lin thought for a while and then looked at Xu Lin, "She won't hit me, right?"
"Isn't that okay? She won't even hit you, but you still abuse her? Is this reasonable?"
"Putting aside everything else, if you really domestically abuse her, as your good brother and big brother, I will personally send you to a hard labor camp."
When Chen Xiao said this, he was joking, and Lin Lin could tell that he didn't care too much.
"Okay, then what are you doing now?"
"I'm masturbating." Chen Xiao replied.
"Playing League of Legends?"
"Yes."
"Aren't you going to start a new book? Why are you still playing games?"
"New book? What's the rush for a new book? I'm not in a hurry, why are you more anxious than me?"
Chen Xiao curled his lips and continued, "Okay, I'm going to play in a group. I'll hang up first."
After finishing speaking, Chen Xiao quickly hung up the phone.
Lin Lin glanced at Xu Lin, spreading her hands and said, "Did you hear that?"
"I'm going to hit you? If you don't punch me to death, it's my fault."
At this time, Xu Lin couldn't help laughing loudly.
"Chen Xiao is really funny. He made me laugh to death. He punched you Lin Lin to death and then knelt on the ground and begged you not to die. Don't tell me, don't tell me. It's really possible."
Lin Lin curled his lips and took a few steps back, "I won't sit with a domestic violence woman."
Xu Lin rolled her eyes at Lin Lin and said, "You're still on track."
Lin Lin shrugged and said, "It's true that I won't domestically abuse you, but it remains to be confirmed whether you will domestically abuse me."
"I domestically abused you?" Xu Lin pointed at herself and then looked at Lin Lin, "Do you think this is realistic?"
"If I want to domestically abuse you, I might as well let you lie on the bed and not move."
Lin Lin scratched his head and didn't understand what Xu Lin meant, "What do you mean lying on the bed motionless?"
The corners of Xu Lin's mouth raised slightly, "Just like last night, even more tiring than that."
Lin Lin suddenly shuddered, "Surrender, I surrender."
Lin Lin immediately gave in.
"This can't be done, this can't be done, I really can't bear it."
Xu Lin said angrily, "I'm just assuming. Hypothesis, do you understand?"
Lin Lin shook his head quickly.
"The hypothesis is also scary. It really proves that you really think so in your heart."
Xu Lin curled her lips and said, "First tell me whether you can bear it. Anyway, I can't stand it."
Lin Lin shook a white tissue with a toothpick and said, "I can't bear it, I surrender."
"No, have you prepared the white flag?"
Lin Lin looked at the simple "white flag" in his hand and said, "I just made it."
Xu Lin clicked her tongue and said, "It's been a long time since I saw someone waving a white flag."
"I haven't seen him for a long time? What do you mean?" Lin Lin asked in surprise.
Xu Lin shrugged and explained, "When we waved the white flag before, it was usually when we drank too much. For example, I have waved the white flag many times."
"It's very miserable."
Lin Lin ordered, "You can't drink alcohol in the future."
Xu Lin spread her hands and said, "I haven't had a drink for half a year. I'm very good, okay."
(End of this chapter)
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