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Chapter 471: One is like summer, the other is like autumn
Chapter 471 One is like summer, the other is like autumn
Because it was summer and he was still at home, Cheng Hao didn't wear any clothes like a shirt or a blazer, but a simple brown T-shirt and denim hot pants.
Her long, smooth hair was tied into a ponytail at the back of her head, swaying wildly as she fell.
Her white and tender toes stumbled on the mat and she almost sprained her ankle. Facing the man so close to her, she seemed to be about to hit him with the ball.
"call……"
Cheng Hao's heartbeat quickened as she patted her chest in a pretended relieved manner, but she seemed to have forgotten to slap away the man's hands that were still on both sides of her waist and abdomen - his slightly rough palms rubbed her tender skin, causing a somewhat strange tingling sensation.
"Excuse me? Are you being a hooligan?"
Unable to bear it any longer, Sun Yanzi took a step forward with the idea that it was her duty to protect her best friend, directly breaking the quiet atmosphere. However, her rolling eyes betrayed some of her mental activities.
"Cheng Hao, he's taking advantage of you!"
"What else can I do? I can only let him eat it. After all, he saved me." Cheng Hao smiled and added a hint of teasing in his tone as he slightly emphasized the last three words.
"You can't blame me for this. You are such a popular person."
Zhou Yi raised his hands to the level of his forehead in a French military salute with an innocent look on his face: "You know, I am Li Bai by the Daming Lake."
This sentence seemed to remind Cheng Hao of the days when he was in the crew, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Was Xia Yuhe kicked into Poyang Lake?"
"It's also possible that he was tied up by a fisherman to use as a bait."
Cheng laughed even louder.
Sun Yanzi looked left and right, his eyes darting around, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion, his eyes becoming uneven.
oO?
She suspected that the two were speaking some jargon she didn't understand, but she had no evidence.
"If Qiong Yao knew that you had edited her works like this in private, she would probably jump up and call you a jerk."
Cheng Hao, overjoyed, waved to Sun Yanzi, who was shocked and immediately kicked her legs and rushed to her best friend, listening to the not-so-polite hell jokes -
Kou1 resurrects Xia Yuhe to play a resurrection match with Qianlong.
Having known Zhou Yi for such a long time, Cheng Hao has heard many strange-sounding hell jokes from him.
Obviously, Sun Yanzi, who rarely heard this kind of jokes, changed his eyes when he looked at Zhou Yi - as if he was meeting him for the first time, and looked him up and down for a long time.
"What's that look in your eyes?"
"Tsk, I didn't expect you to be such a person." Sun Yanzi, with a compassionate look on his face, kept clicking his tongue.
"If you have the guts, come over and say that to my face."
"I won't, won't, won't, just a little."
The next second, Stefanie Sun, who had spoken the most stubborn words in the most cowardly tone, still hid behind Cheng Hao very conscientiously, leaned half of her head to the side and stuck out her tongue at him.
As soon as Zhou Yi moved, she immediately shrank back behind Cheng Hao. After realizing there was no "danger", she tilted her head and came out again to provoke Zhou Yi.
Cheng Hao, who was hugged by her, could only stand there with a helpless smile on his face: "Okay, stop making trouble, I should go to prepare dinner. If you plan to eat some instant noodles to fill your stomach at night, then I have no objection."
"I'm here to help."
When Sun Yanzi heard that they were about to start cooking, his eyes lit up and he immediately volunteered to learn.
"Come on, you can't help at all. You can even set the kitchen on fire."
Zhou Yi, who was sitting on the ground, leaned against the gantry and couldn't help laughing out loud.
As a well-known culinary idiot, Sun Yanzi has been a young lady who has never done any housework at home since she was young. After her debut, she has no time to learn how to cook. She is too busy and just eats fast food.
So even though she now wants to learn some cooking, the final result can only be said to be food that is not enough to kill people.
Not to mention anything else, in just the past two months, I had nothing to do at home and followed Cheng Hao to learn how to cook, but in the end I only learned the basics - making dumplings.
The packaging is crooked and ugly.
"You're not the one who keeps talking." Sun Yanzi, who had his past exposed, was not angry at all. Instead, he became more confident and righteous: "I will be able to become a master sooner or later."
"Then you don't have this opportunity. I will talk to Li Sisong about your new album another day and torture you to death." Zhou Yi showed a smile that made women shudder.
Sun Yanzi's new album "Unfinished" this year has already collected most of the songs so far. Because she did not plan to release a compilation album this year, the divine song "Meeting" that should have been included in the compilation album was included in "Unfinished", plus other miscellaneous concepts.
With the Li Sisong brothers taking on so much responsibility, the number of tracks in this album can be said to be the largest in Sun Yanzi's history, including songs that he will sing with Kuraki Mai.
Warner has already made arrangements. On June 6, regardless of whether the SARS lockdown has been lifted by then, Sun Yanzi will rush to Japan to shoot a MV and sing a song with Mai Kuraki.
Even so, Li Sisong still reserved space for Zhou Yi for two songs.
Except for the Chinese-style song that Chen Zeshan and Qian Jiang unanimously selected, there were no requirements for the other song.
"I'm afraid of you."
Sun Yanzi was obviously feeling a little guilty but still insisted. In order to avoid being exposed for her lack of confidence, she dragged Cheng Hao out of the fitness area in a hurry: "We're having dumplings tonight. I'll roll out the dumpling wrappers!"
Zhou Yi watched the two women leave with one hand on his bent right knee, his eyes full of smiles.
To be fair, Chinese-style songs are easy to copy. Considering Sun Yanzi's voice, he planned to copy "Hair Like Snow" this time.
As one of the masterpieces of Chinese style, it is indeed very effective in spreading the definition of Chinese style.
This song is also one of the representative works of AI Sun Yanzi, the most popular singer in 2023.
As for the other song...
Whose are you trying to steal?
He hasn't made up his mind yet.
As the names of songs that would be a waste if not copied, such as "Red High Heels" and "In My Singing Voice", flashed through his mind, Zhou Yi fell into deep thought.
But until he finished the preliminary arrangement of "Gray Portrait" and was called down by Cheng Hao for dinner, he still hadn't figured it out.
Sometimes knowing too many songs can be quite annoying.
"If you don't eat dumplings, there's still rice in the rice cooker."
When Zhou Yi came down, Cheng Hao, who was opening the pressure cooker and continuously putting ribs into the plate, greeted him with a blue and white plaid apron tied around her waist.
"My suggestion is that you pick up a few dumplings and try them. I rolled the dumpling wrappers myself, so they are absolutely chewy."
With white powder still on his face and body, Sun Yanzi looked like a naughty cat. He was waving the rolling pin in his hand vigorously and grinning with a smug look on his face.
Zhou Yi's focus was not on the dumplings: "Why aren't you wearing an apron?"
"I forgot at first, but when I remembered I was too lazy to put it on. It was already dirty anyway, so I could just take a shower after dinner."
Sun Yanzi stuck out his tongue and winked, but didn't take it to heart at all. Instead, he kept using the rolling pin in his hand as a weapon, muttering to himself.
"Are you here scratching a fly?" Zhou Yi said with disgust.
"Bullshit! This is Kung Fu! Kung Fu! Watch out, Ah Da!"
Sun Yanzi, who couldn't bear to see his kung fu tarnished, held one end of the rolling pin with both hands and performed...a baseball striker's tornado chop?
First, he held the rolling pin and circled it above his head three or four times, and then his body followed suit and circled 360 degrees. Then he squatted down in a half-horse stance, made a ready-to-switch movement, and finally took a small leap forward and swung the rolling pin forward.
"Humph!"
This is an obvious baseball move, but it looks particularly funny when combined with Sun Yanzi's determined eyes and the dubbing in his mouth.
At least Zhou Yi couldn't hold it in.
Especially when he saw Sun Yanzi turn the rolling pin in his hand half a circle again, and then chop it sideways like an axe - "Ha!"
After shouting, Sun Yanzi couldn't hold back his laughter. He took the rolling pin that had been spinning around on his shoulder with his right hand, grabbed one end of the rolling pin with both hands, and bent his body sideways in a C shape towards the dining table. His eyes narrowed into slits due to his laughter, and the corners of his mouth turned up.
Just as he was about to smile, his body stumbled forward because he couldn't keep his balance.
In order to avoid embarrassment at his grandmother's house, Sun Yanzi reacted quickly. He staggered a few steps and turned 360 degrees. He put his hands on the rolling pin on his shoulders and walked towards the kitchen in a casual manner, pretending that nothing had happened: "Chenghao, I'll help you serve the dishes."
Zhouyi: "..."
Cheng Hao, who had just served the spare ribs, noticed this scene. When he raised his eyes, his brows curved, and his gentleness and tranquility showed that time was peaceful and quiet.
(End of this chapter)
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