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Chapter 481 "Warner Love Story II"
Chapter 481 "Warner Love Story II"
"..."
After thinking calmly and analyzing carefully for three seconds, Zhou Yi, who never expected that this person would dare to jump out on his own, threw down the report in his hand and said, "Satisfy him."
If you want to have a taste of fame, go to court.
"no problem."
Qian Jiang made an OK gesture: "Then the rhythm of public opinion..."
"It doesn't matter, you guys can handle it yourselves, I don't have a girlfriend anyway."
Knowing that it was impossible for him to control these pirates, Zhou Yi just lay down.
The inclusion of the song "Lilac" in the original "Warner Love Story Collection" was already outrageous enough, but it was precisely this kind of sadomasochism that touched the hearts of the general public more - this can be regarded as another kind of reversal of the Tiangang.
Even if Warner, Zhou Yi, and Sun Yanzi have refuted the rumor, and even if Sun Yanzi himself is still alive and kicking, it is useless. Adults are only willing to believe what they want to believe.
This is true gossip that the masses love to hear. Who do you think you are if you deny it?
What? You are me?
No, no, that’s not okay either. That must be because you were coerced or had a vested interest, so you lied.
What? No lie?
Don't listen, don't listen, you bastard, I said you were lying, and you must have lied - and then you turned around and shared this gossip and the so-called inside story of this gossip with others.
As for what Zhou Yi said, it must be because he has vested interests and doesn't tell the truth. Anyway, the people in the entertainment industry are all liars, and they just act according to the situation. Don't listen to me, just follow my words!
Therefore, it doesn’t matter even if the person who died before was not Sun Yanzi, as it is enough that it was Zhou Yi’s ex-girlfriend who died.
Honestly speaking, the fact that this story has been so widely circulated is largely due to the efforts of pirates, because as long as this story exists, pirates can sell more by slightly raising the price.
Especially in small towns in the third, fourth, fifth and even eighteenth tiers where information is not easily circulated.
It’s not so bad in big cities. Although there are many people who believe the rumors, at least they are not distorted and the information is not known to have been received firsthand. It’s a different story in small cities and towns. Who knows what changes may occur to the information while it is passed on by word of mouth.
"Have you heard that Zhou Yi's new song "Gray Avatar" seems to be about commemorating his deceased ex-girlfriend?"
"Where did he get so many dead ex-girlfriends?"
"I don't know, but this time it's true. My third aunt's son's classmate's sister works at the Chaoyang District Court in the imperial capital. He said that Warner sued several people for violating Zhou Yi's privacy. Isn't this a disguised admission that it's true?"
"Fuck, they are related? And they are from the court? I have to believe it."
In a black internet cafe next to a town square in Shangrao County, two teenagers wearing tight jeans and T-shirts were discussing the truth while shaking their side bangs that had grown long enough to cover their foreheads.
The increasingly fluffy and long hairstyle has now spread throughout towns and villages. No one knows who started it, but this hairstyle is currently popular among many teenagers and young people in small towns.
It’s just that parents obviously don’t agree with their children having this kind of hairstyle, and those who like to dye their hair in colorful colors will be beaten by their mothers.
Liang Xuhui belongs to the latter.
He graduated from junior high school last year and did not choose to go to high school because he did not pass the entrance exam. Moreover, with his poor academic performance, it would be useless to study, and he would have to pay an expensive tuition fee to go to high school.
After using his connections to become an apprentice to a painter, he realized his dream from last year at school - to dye his hair green!
"Xuhui, is your master still recruiting apprentices? I don't want to study anymore. I just can't finish this book. My family told me to learn a craft as soon as possible."
Because of the connections Liang Xuhui mentioned, another teenager who used to follow his lead asked: "They want me to learn cooking now, but I want to learn painting with you."
He really envied the good life that Liang Xuhui talked about. Not only did he make money by learning painting, but he also had a girlfriend. It was said that they met through QQ. Liang Xuhui even showed him her photo. She was pretty, but he was so envious.
"Being a chef is great. You will never be unemployed after learning this."
Liang Xuhui, with a cigarette in his mouth, didn't even raise his eyelids: "When you learn it, it will be much better than my painting. Listen to my advice and learn this."
"But I also want to find a girlfriend."
“Chefs are easier to find and more popular.”
Liang Xuhui, feeling a little embarrassed, said this, pretended to see a text message, and then chose to get off the plane and say goodbye.
Damn it, why are you bringing up such a topic?
Women are all liars!
big liar!
Liang Xuhui was furious when he thought about how all the savings he earned from painting and plastering were swindled away. He swung the plastering knife for whitewashing until it was almost smoking, but in the end, it was all in vain.
I couldn't see her in person, my phone was unreachable, and when I went to look for her at her rental house, she had moved. Her QQ profile picture was completely grayed out. It has been half a month now.
The sweetness of the past seemed like a dream. The huge gap between before and after made Liang Xuhui still unable to get over it.
"Hey! We agreed that one Milk Bead would be worth three, but you're cheating when you were only shot twice!"
"I am Dazhu! I, Dazhu, can definitely be taken away with just two shots." "..."
Not far from the black Internet cafe, two kids, whose trousers had holes at their knees from rubbing against the ground, were discussing the hundred ways of shooting marbles.
Behind the two children, a video store with a Zhouyi poster at the door further attracted his attention.
“Zhou Yi’s second Warner greatest hits album: Warner Love Story II is now on sale! Buy now and get a free copy of Lin Junjie or SHE’s album! The promotion lasts for seven days, don’t miss this opportunity!”
No...is this true or false?
"Then how can I, who owns a video store, cheat you?"
Facing Liang Xuhui who came in to ask, the skinny boss patted his chest loudly and said: "Have you heard of "Gray Avatar", it is the new song released by Zhou Yi for this collection. Other songs like "Spuer Star" and "Li Bai" that Zhou Yi has sung and not sung before are all included."
"That's not right. Wasn't that written by Zhou Yi for his dead ex-girlfriend? Was it bought by Tencent? Boss, are you kidding me?"
"It's not just this one song, this whole album is dedicated to his deceased ex-girlfriend."
The boss looked like you were ignorant: "Do you know when OICQ appeared?"
"Year 99?"
"Yes."
The boss nodded with satisfaction and took out the new album with a photo of Zhou Yi cut out from somewhere as the cover from the counter: “‘Gray Head Portrait’ was created by Zhou Yi at that time because his ex-girlfriend died again.
"Have you often seen Zhou Yi having scandals in the news, but never seen him publicly admit to having a girlfriend?
“That’s because he consulted a fortune teller in 99 and was told that he would be unlucky in marriage.
"That's why he never dared to admit to the public that he has a girlfriend, and could only treat it as a rumor, understand? Because once he admits that it's his girlfriend, then his girlfriend will die, and the ways of death include but are not limited to -
"Killed by a car, died of a terminal illness, fell to death due to broken bones, choked to death by poisoning, etc., etc...."
In the boss's moving story, Zhou Yi's love story along the way can be said to be earth-shattering and soul-stirring, and this best-of album was compiled to commemorate that dead love -
First, "Have to Love" explained the passionate love, then "Flower Field Mistake" made a mistake, then "Can You Give Me a Song Time" explained that "I Love You", and finally "Floating to the North" because he was admitted to Peking University and was going to drift north;
Then there is "Big City, Small Love", which tells the story of Zhou Yi, who lives in the capital, missing his past love. Then there is "Love Me or Him", in which the two quarrel after being separated. Then the two sit back to back and announce their breakup with "Back to Back Hug".
Then came the sad "Dong Feng Po" after the breakup, and finally the ex-girlfriend's QQ avatar turned black (Gray Avatar), indicating that the two had lost contact because his ex-girlfriend died of a terminal illness.
In addition, his career lines such as "Because I am a "yellow man", "I want to learn from "Li Bai" to revive Chinese culture", and "I implemented the grand concept of "Youth of China" and became a "Super Star" in the mouths of his ex-girlfriends" are also included in this collection.
It is well-reasoned, consistent with Zhou Yi's consistent album style, and convincing.
Liang Xuhui was stunned - it's worthy of being Zhouyi, the collection still maintains the concept and tonality of the album!
Awesome!
"how much is it?"
"26 yuan, do you want the one from Lin Junjie or SHE?"
"I'll take it if it's cheaper, boss, let's go with SHE, three girls are always better than one guy."
"Okay, I'll give you a zero, 20 yuan can't be any less, my purchase price is 18 yuan, I won't make much money from you handsome guy."
"can."
Liang Xuhui, who was very interested in this concept collection carefully compiled by pirates, readily paid for it - then he took the stories he had heard and combined them with this freshly released album to spread it to his friends and on the Internet, just to show off...
Compared to the people around him who believe whatever he says, there are many people on the Internet who question him, for example, questioning the loopholes in the story - some ghost saying that he is unlucky in marriage.
"It's the 21st century now, and there are still people who believe in this thing called a wife-killing fate? I don't."
"Oh my god, have you ever been to school? How can you believe this?"
"Zhou Yi, a graduate from a prestigious university, would be afraid of this?"
Faced with these refutations and doubts, Liang Xuhui, with a cigarette in his mouth, pondered for more than an hour in the Internet cafe. Suddenly, while playing a game, he had a flash of inspiration and found the best explanation - "Because he is Ziweixing!"
Warner himself has used the nickname Ziweixing, doesn't this mean that Zhouyi also believes in fortune-telling?
Don’t even mention that Warner dares to promote it like this without Zhou Yi’s permission!
It is precisely because his name of Ziweixing is too famous that he believes in the metaphysical saying that he will bring bad luck to his wife, that he has so many scandals and no girlfriend, and that all of his past girlfriends will come forward to talk about their past with Zhou Yi and expose him as a scumbag.
Because they are also afraid of death! They are also afraid of accidents! They are also afraid of being killed!
Connected!
Now it all connects!
Liang Xuhui proudly uploaded his masterpiece to the Internet, directly solving the problem from a metaphysical perspective of why Zhou Yi has no girlfriend despite constant scandals and why his ex-girlfriends never come out to criticize him.
Reasonable and convincing!
As the pirated elites’ “Warner Love Story II” based on Zhouyi’s habits began to be distributed and sold well across the country, the word of this two-in-one version also spread, becoming popular in China and circulating in major QQ groups…
Another wave of new fans were moved to tears, and felt sorry for Zhou Yi, the man who was "forced" to seal his heart and love...
(End of this chapter)
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