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Chapter 809 Zhou 32 Lang

In terms of appearance rate, the album "Perfect Day" is really Zhou Yi's busiest one——

Putting aside "The Butterfly Lovers" which was originally a chorus, songs like "Raining All Night", "No Ifs" and "Love Song" will all feature Zhou Yi's own voice.

The lyrics of other songs, such as "Raining All Night Long", also need some minor adjustments. For example, changing "You hold up a small paper umbrella, and sigh that fate is too tortuous" to "I hold up a small paper umbrella, and sigh that fate is too tortuous."

These are minor issues that are easily fixed.

After thinking for a while and making sure there were no mistakes, Zhou Yi covered himself with the quilt and fell asleep.

In addition to participating in the commercial activities of Armani and Porsche, his trip to New York was also to attend Avril Lavigne's concert as a surprise guest.

As a foreign singer who debuted in the United States at the same time, Avril and Zhou Yi have always had a good relationship. When Zhou Yi was doing "The Conan Show", Avril came over to help without saying a word.

Although she was very resentful of being suppressed by Zhou Yi on the billboard when they didn't know each other, as Zhou Yi's status soared, this became a unique memory point for Avril.

No one will remember second place unless you have always been the victim.

The fact that losing to Zhou Yi was not shameful had become a consensus among Avril's team after the release of her third English album, and it was also something that many fans joked about and talked about with relish.

There are even some unscrupulous people who fanned the flames on the blog, urging Avril to join in if she can't beat him, and take Zhou Yi in so that they can be a family. After all, unlike other English singers, Avril's popularity in Asia is inexplicably high.

In Japan, there was even a weird pairing of Zhou Yi and Avril Lavigne as the winning group and the losing group. Avril Lavigne herself was even asked about this when she was promoting her album in Japan.

"No, no, no, not only in Japan, I was also asked this question when I was on your promotional program in Taiwan."

March 3th, 13: a.m., US time.

Avril, who drove Zhou Yi to the venue to check out the venue, threw the keys to her assistant after getting out of the car: "I also received a cheongsam and a... um, should it be a mug? Or is it your old-fashioned Chinese porcelain cup? I don't know, but my Chinese name is written on the mug, which is very cool."

Zhou Yi: “……?”

"Really, I'm not lying to you."

Seeing Zhou Yi's expression as if he had seen a ghost, Avril shook her long hair and took out something from the prop box backstage - because Zhou Yi was the guest of this show, she deliberately brought the things with her so that she could take them out on the concert stage.

"What's with this cheongsam in the color of death? Is there really nothing wrong with your aesthetic taste?" Zhou Yi, who had originally thought it was a made-up joke, couldn't hold it in anymore after seeing that pink Chinese cheongsam.

It is hard to imagine that a European and American rock girl who likes to wear smoky makeup and sing hoarsely on stage can be associated with a pure pink Chinese cheongsam, and this cheongsam is sleeveless.

There is actually a black card with the three characters "Avril" written on it on the dressing table...

Porcelain tea cup?
All kidding aside, the shape is exactly the same as the old-fashioned blue and white porcelain cups commonly used by the elderly in Chinese families, except that Avril's is pure black, and the traditional Chinese characters "Avril" and "Variety Big Brother" are written on the cup in white font.

Well, as soon as Zhou Yi saw the five words "Variety Show Big Brother", he believed it.

"Don't you like pink too?" Avril was originally showing off the sleeveless cheongsam she had received, but when she heard that, her face immediately showed disgust.

“I call it magenta.”

Zhou Yi corrected again and again: "But why haven't I heard you mention this before?"

"But you're right, this color really doesn't suit me. But it was on a show, the host was very enthusiastic, and I couldn't say no."

Avril spread her hands, indicating that she had no idea what to do at the time: "Besides, your Chinese is too difficult to learn. I couldn't understand it at all. I was very embarrassed on that show. To use your words, I wished I could dig out a three-bedroom apartment by digging my toes out of the ground..."

In Avril's memory, this was an extremely failed and embarrassing album promotion tour.

As a guest of the show, she was so awkward on stage that she felt like an outsider. Due to the language barrier, she could only rely on a translator to communicate. However, she did not understand the jokes in the Chinese context at all. Every time, she could only laugh awkwardly along with the laughter from the audience.

This created a very embarrassing situation -

The host had finished telling the joke and everyone at the scene started laughing. She only started grinning after she captured the key information of laughter, but it looked like she was half a beat slow in reaction on camera.

The on-site effect was extremely embarrassing.

If Zhou Yi didn't have time to attend her concert tour as a guest this time, she would have kept this matter to herself and never told anyone about it.

After all, with Zhou Yi's bad temper, he would be laughed at for the rest of his life if he said this -

The kind that can be screenshoted and made into emoticons.

Zhou Yi likes to use various pictures with expressions to express his emotions, and sometimes this behavior is often more lethal than simple words.

"I told you to learn a foreign language but you didn't listen. Is there a playback on the MSN website or Google website? If there is, I'll go check it out."

Sure enough, Zhou Yi, who had a normal tone in the previous sentence, was eager to try the next second.

MSN video website, Google video website.

The two video websites with the largest traffic in the United States and the West can be said to have divided the world before YouTube became popular. "Shut up."

Avril got anxious and raised her middle finger to express her friendliness: "You speak so nicely, but you don't learn any languages ​​other than English?"

She is one of the European and American singers who has visited China for promotion quite frequently. She knows very well how Zhou Yi acquired his English ability. After all, English is one of the three main subjects in the Chinese education system.

"Yes, I learned Japanese from someone before."

"That's the evolution of your Chinese language. When I went to Japan to promote, I saw that many of their characters were still Chinese characters. Isn't it easy for a Chinese like you to learn this derivative language?"

Avril's eyes were full of contempt——

But because of her height of 155cm, she could only look up.

This expression combined with this posture looks very subtle.

"If you have the ability, then learn French. It just so happens that your songs are almost becoming the second national anthem in France. When I go home, I can hear your songs on the street every day."

Avril's father is French.

Therefore, although she was born in Canada, France is also where she often stays, and she has dual Canadian and French citizenship.

And she wasn't kidding, Zhou Yi's song is almost becoming the second national anthem in France -

His third English album, "Listen/Future Sounds", completed the achievement of speeding through France in two weeks.

While dominating the charts, the song "Happy" from the third album has been on the French Singles Chart since August 8 last year.

Seven months!
A full seven months!
Oh no, it’s already mid-March. If “Happy” remains at the top of the charts in France until April, it will become a miracle in the history of French and even world pop music.

32 crowns.

One month has four weeks, and eight months has 32 weeks.

32 crowns!
By then, even if you look through all the historical lists of the French, you won’t be able to find a second person who can come close.

The French themselves were in despair.

It’s not like they didn’t try to take down “Happy”, but…

Really can't do it.

On MSN and Google, videos related to "Happy" are the favorites of ordinary French people.

"I learned a little from Eva. French is too difficult to pronounce."

"That's what you're saying about me?"

"Can that be the same?"

"..."

Since this self-righteous look seemed to be somewhat asking for a beating, Avril just kicked him - without much force, of course.

Zhou Yi didn't want to get into a fight with this person. After all, Avril was a well-known fighter.

What many people may not know is that Avril is really good at fighting - her best record is 1V5 in a bar, where she was able to fight five drunks alone and not be knocked down.

Although her eyes were bruised, her nose was bleeding, and her forehead and cheeks were scratched and cut, she still had the strength to resist. When the police arrived, they thought that Avril, who was bleeding from the wounds on her face, was some battle-hardened gangster.

When I opened it, I saw that it was the famous star Avril Lavigne.

In Zhou Yi's impression, after this news came out, Avril was gloriously teased -

The most beautiful female singer among the new generation, and the most capable among the beautiful female singers.

"By the way, why are your concerts going to France or Canada?"

"It's hard to say. The United States and Japan have already been confirmed this year. Canada will definitely not be so fast for the time being. As for France, it may be that the psychological shadow I left on them is a bit too big, which is holding me back a bit, but it should be done soon."

Zhou Yi shrugged his shoulders and said, "Besides, I don't want to go to France so soon. It's better to show off when I really become Zhou 32lang."

32 weeks champion.

The value of this 32-year-old is very high.

(End of this chapter)