The opening of China Entertainment Group gave Jay Chou a head-on confrontation

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The former is a love story, the latter is a love accident.

Sun Yanzi also made a gesture of holding a machine gun, shooting at the man in front of him while humming the "da da da da da" music.

Zhou Yi fell on his back in the chair, his body twitching irregularly with the continuous sound of the woman's bullets, and his mouth and eyes were almost crooked and foaming at the mouth.

The clear laughter hovered over the restaurant, quickly attracting the attention of the few tourists who were still eating there at this time.

"You're... Spike?"

"Hey bro, you and Spike look alike--sht! You are Spike! You are Spike, right?!"

"God! Are you really Spike?! Oh my God!"

"..."

With Zhou Yi's current wealth, the manor hotel he stayed in was naturally not open to just any low-class person. This place has always been famous for receiving royal guests, top celebrities and even the world's richest people.

For example, Shakira, the queen of Latin America today, would stay here when she came to Barcelona for vacation.

Normally speaking, tourists who can come and go here would not shout and scream like a bumpkin who has never seen the world, but every time Zhou Yi appears in Europe and the United States, he brings big news.

Over time, the mystery surrounding him not only did not disappear, but instead deepened with his albums selling out again and again.

As a singer who never appears on variety shows or programs except during the album promotion period, it is not easy for people in Europe and the United States to see Zhou Yi in private life.

The children of celebrities who like to eat, drink and have fun are already active in various public opinion fields. When they suddenly see Zhou Yi, who is obviously here for vacation, you can imagine how surprised they are.

As for Sun Yanzi standing aside...

Some people felt that she looked familiar, some didn't know her at all, and some recognized that this woman seemed to be the chorus singer of "Good Time" in Zhou Yi's first English album, but they forgot her name.

Unfortunately, Sun Yanzi did not rush to the European and American markets at the beginning. After all, she had not yet established a firm foothold in the Chinese music scene. Warner headquarters was fully promoting Zhou Yi at the time and was unwilling to take the risk of promoting her.

"Take your time, take your time everyone. I can't fly. Line up and everyone has a share."

Zhou Yi was not flustered when he was recognized. He signaled to the bodyguards with his eyes that they didn't need to be too aggressive. Then he took photos with others in his down-to-earth holiday outfit.

"Spike, Mariah Carey's new song has swept the US charts. She said she drew a lot of inspiration from you and thanked you for your help during her low period. I heard that Tom was so angry that he was admitted to the hospital. Is this true?"

"?"

Facing the fans' eyes full of curiosity and gossip, Zhou Yi slowly asked a question: "Can you tell me in detail what happened that got Tom sent to the hospital?"

Now it's the fans' turn to start asking questions.

No, buddy, you really don’t care at all about the opponent you once fought to a standstill with?

"Don't you know? 50 Cent just released a new album "The Massacre" last month, but soon after it started to hit the charts, Mariah Carey's new song was released and it was swept by the charts. Tom was so angry that he was admitted to the hospital again..."

"..."

After listening to the whole thing, Zhou Yi couldn't hold it anymore.

Unlike Eminem who was badly hurt after the battle with Zhou Yi last year, Mariah Carey has made a comeback since January 2005. The two first singles from the album "The Emancipation of Mimi", "It's Like That" and "We Belong Together", have both achieved excellent results.

Especially the song "We Belong Together", which can be called the comeback of the century.

How to describe the popularity of this song——

Let me put it this way, soon this song will be the first song in Billboard history to top eight charts, and will stay at the top of the overall chart for 14 consecutive weeks. On the radio, it will set the highest weekly demand record in the history of European and American music with 2 million weekly on-demand plays.

Yes, more than 210 million on-demand views were achieved within a week.

Coincidentally, 50 Cent, who was beaten to a pulp by Zhou Yi in the past, ran into Mariah Carey's hit single of the century -

Then I was crushed to the point where my mother didn't even recognize me.

He originally came here to bully Mariah Carey who was in a slump, and wanted to step on her to get to the top. After all, if he couldn't beat Zhou Yi, how could he beat Maria, a past diva? But in the end, he became the clown and was trampled to the bottom of the valley.

Coupled with Mariah Carey's own sarcasm, 50 Cent and Eminem were almost so angry that they had a cerebral hemorrhage.

Who would have thought that Mariah Carey, who had been in a slump for so long, could still create a monster song like "We Belong Together".

Eminem, who had been hospitalized once last year due to excessive drug use, was hospitalized again.

"Last year he couldn't beat Spike, and was so angry that he went to the hospital once. This year he and 50 Cent couldn't beat me, so isn't it normal for him to be angry and go to the hospital again? In Spike's words, we need to get everything done once and for all."

Mariah Carey, who has become popular again, was not polite and pursued the ridicule with all her might.

This is too careless, brother.

After taking photos and signing autographs, the fans left with laughter, and Zhou Yi stood there, stroking his chin and falling into deep thought.

If the situation continues like this, won't Eminem be so angry that he will move into ICU early?
Sun Yanzi, who had heard Zhou Yi's glorious past achievements with his own ears, also looked at the man with a strange look in his eyes.

Zhou Yi glanced at her sideways: "What's that look in your eyes?"

Sun Yanzi shook his head and leaned in to look into his eyes. "It just seems that those who go against you will have no good end."

"That's because he was mentally ill."

Zhou Yi put on his sunglasses again and was very disdainful of this.

Even if there hadn't been this series of explosions between him and Mariah Carey, when Eminem's good brother is exposed next year, he will also fall into a vortex of psychological problems and take drugs and end up in the ICU.

If the rescue hadn't been timely, the person would not have come back.

This is what free America is like. If you don’t like the gunfight uniform, don’t play it.

"The news of your being here has leaked out, are you still going to the beach?" "Yes, why not? I'm here on vacation, I have nothing to be afraid of. Besides, this beach isn't that messy."

As a holiday resort, Barcelona has several sea areas reserved for the rich. Many singers, actors, models and even football players choose to eat, drink and have fun in these places, and play beach volleyball or football.

Of course, what Zhou Yi wants to watch most is beach volleyball.

If I have to rank my favorite sports, then women's beach volleyball would definitely be number one in Zhou Yi's heart.

After one hour--

Sunshine, seaside, beach, bikini.

The volleyball swayed against the backdrop of the net, and no one cared about the scoreboard on the sidelines.

The scorching heat of midsummer accompanied by the refreshing taste of tequila makes people's scalps numb. Zhou Yi, half lying on a beach chair, put one hand behind his head, bent his right leg, and his loose beach pants fluttered in the wind;
The open floral shirt was rustling in the sea breeze, and the eyes behind the sunglasses were fixed on the game field——

As a tall and graceful beauty jumped up and smashed the ball hard, Zhou Yi, who was biting a straw in his mouth, was attracted and blurted out: "Good shot!"

Bigger is better!

Akira is the king!

“That’s what life is all about.”

Sun Yanzi, who had evil thoughts in his heart, picked up the water gun and sprayed it on his legs, then squatted and covered his head very skillfully to defend -

"what!"

This time, Sun Yanzi, who was picked up by the waist, felt the feeling of weightlessness instantly. Seeing that he was about to be thrown into the shallow water, he subconsciously locked his hands and feet on him: "No, no, no, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong - General Medicine!"

The rubbing of skin against skin, accompanied by the touch of sand particles, was particularly clear, and the mumbling words were immediately drowned out by the sea water.

Entering the water with 0 points, splashing water everywhere.

Like a moth fluttering under the water, Sun Yanzi suddenly jumped out of the water, wiped her face with her wet hands, and screamed while splashing water on the man who was close to her!
Zhou Yi was also drenched.

"Look at me, I'm crushing you - oops, I'm sitting empty!"

Sun Yanzi, who wanted to press on with her victory, fell hard on her butt underwater, and then the large machine gun fired at her face.

There was a hissing sound and she could hardly open her eyes.

Run away!

Run away immediately!

The huge difference in strength made Sun Yanzi make this decision immediately. He struggled to stand up in the water, turned around and ran away.

"Don't run, don't you like to play?"

Zhou Yi, who was holding a machine gun, had an extremely ferocious smile on his face. He ran and fired wildly at Sun Yanzi like he was using a Gatling gun, and every shot hit the target: "Will you dare to do it again next time? Huh?"

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"Wrong, wrong, wrong, I won't dare to do it again."

Sun Yanzi, who was simply carried on Zhou Yi's shoulders, struggled with his hands and feet, his earlobes turned red, and his head was almost buried in the man's chest like an ostrich: "Someone is coming, please put me down first, put me down..."

The curves of her body were just right for Zhou Yi to hold in his palm. It should have been easy to push her away, but every touch of his fingertips made her feel wonderful and she didn't want it to end like this.

She could have left easily.

"Hey, Spike, is it really you?"

When Sun Yanzi came down, he kicked the man's calf in shame and annoyance, and wrung out the shawl again and covered his shoulders. Only then did the six figures approaching from afar confirm his identity. The leader was fat and had a very friendly smile.

"Hmm? Ronaldo? Ronaldinho?"

Ronaldinho, who came over with his girlfriend to say hello, has obviously changed his figure compared to 2002, while Ronaldinho, who was holding his girlfriend's hand, was at his peak.
Behind these four, a shiny bald man with his wife is equally eye-catching - Zidane, the core of the French national football team.

Ronaldinho, who hadn't seen him for a long time, greeted Zhou Yi happily: "Long time no see, Spike, I think you should know this, Zidane. Zidane, this is the Spike I mentioned to you before."

"haven't seen you for a long time."

"We thought we could meet you when we went to China last year. What a pity." Ronaldinho lamented that Zhou Yi was not there when Brazil and China played a friendly match in Guangzhou last year.

All we know is that Sun Yanzi, who became familiar with a group of Brazilian football stars after Zhou Yi's performance at the World Cup final, was still tidying up her appearance and politely greeted these people one by one along with Zhou Yi.

If I remember correctly, the guy named Xiao Luo also invited Zhou Yi to hang out in a nightclub?

Well, he is an ugly guy who also led Zhou Yi astray. He is not a good person!

"This is Spain, Spike."

Zidane, a Frenchman known for his temper on the field, showed his romantic nature when they first met, saying humorously: "I think you should address this lady as Seorita and take her dancing on the beach, instead of getting soaked together."

Zidane's English was somewhat difficult to understand with an accent, which stunned Sun Yanzi, whose native language was English, and he even doubted whether he was speaking English.

On the distant coastline, reporters who had heard the news rushed over with their cameras and took pictures, all with excited looks on their faces.

bonus!

bonus!

It’s all bonus!

(End of this chapter)