That year the flowers bloomed 1981
Chapter 1205 Can you bite it with your teeth?
Chapter 1205 Can you bite it with your teeth?
The West today not only has the hard power in industry, technology, etc., but also has conspiracies and tricks in terms of rebellion, division, etc., and its strength in both internal and external cultivation is extraordinary.
In other words, the ancestors of the Flower-Growing Family left behind too many things, which gave Li Ye and others the time and capital to resist.
Because they want to PUA an ancient country with thousands of years of civilization that has never been interrupted into an inferior nation, they need to fabricate too many lies.
The four great inventions are there, and you have to create four fakes to refute the flower growers' once leading technology, so as to prevent the flower growers from thinking about "reviving" their former glory all day long.
But while it feels good to fake something, it's also embarrassing when it's exposed.
Let’s not talk about anything else, the Code of Archimedes and Hammurabi, which are included in the textbooks of gardeners, but in the end, they were still questioned for their numerous loopholes, weren’t they?
Fake things can never become real. In order to cover up the previous fake things, more fake things must be created later.
In order to constantly PUA others, they will even come up with a series of disgusting and despicable tricks.
For example, when the Asian hurdler defeated all his opponents and stepped onto the world's number one podium, the word "翔" inexplicably took on the meaning of "米田公".
I am really puzzled. The word "shit" has existed for thousands of years. How come it has become associated with shit in just recent years?
So if you want to defeat these conspiracies, you must first become strong, otherwise the fake will become real, and it will never end.
After everyone chatted for a while, Li Ye said, "I'll call Xiaoyu and ask her to come back early. Dayong, is your Xiaohui available to go out now? And Xianjin, does your Jingjing have time? We haven't been together for a long time."
Li Dayong immediately said: "Of course it is convenient! She now walks for an hour every day just to maintain her strength."
Sun Xianjin said, "My wife must have time. She happens to be pregnant too. She can come here and talk to Pei Wenhui about her experience."
Pei Wenhui has been pregnant with her second child for seven or eight months, so Li Ye asked her if it was inconvenient for her to go out. Bian Jingjing had never been to Li Ye's house before, and this was the first time Li Ye invited her.
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However, all three of them started calling their wives, which made Jiang Xiaoyan next to them look extremely embarrassed.
She is already annoyed by her mother's urging to get married at home. Does she have to act as a lonely dog-face storage machine now?
So Jiang Xiaoyan asked: "Should we ask Hu Man? We are the only ones left in Beijing."
Li Ye glanced at Li Dayong, pursed his lips and said, "Is she free to come today?"
Jiang Xiaoyan said: "Why don't you just ask and find out?"
All right! In order to not feel lonely, Jiang Xiaoyan ignored the awkwardness between Hu Man and Li Dayong.
Moreover, Hu Man is quite loyal. After receiving Jiang Xiaoyan's call, he immediately said that he would come right over.
The three young wives came in one after another. Bian Jingjing and Pei Wenhui both brought gifts for Xiaodouer.
This made the little girl very happy, but after being happy, Xiao Douer still did not forget to argue about a problem.
"Mom, mom, dad said that a lion can't beat a tiger, is that true? And didn't you say that dad can beat ten people alone? Then why did he say that Wu Song can't beat a tiger? Grandma said that my dad is as powerful as Wu Song!"
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Li Ye was very surprised. Just now when he was having a serious discussion with Li Dayong and others, Xiao Dou'er had stopped arguing about the lion and the tiger. He didn't expect that this little guy was still struggling in his heart!
Wen Leyu looked at Li Ye strangely, and guessed something, so he smiled and said, "I told my child that when danger comes, Dad can defeat all enemies."
All right! Teacher Ke had said that the "dignity of the father" must be established at home, and that children should not be allowed to despise their fathers and think that their fathers are "useless" from an early age. Therefore, Wen Leyu created the image of Li Ye as a powerful and great father for the children.
But you insist that I can beat a tiger
Li Ye held his head high and said to Xiao Dou'er, "If you only give me a spear, I can beat the tiger."
Xiao Dou'er immediately asked, "What about bare hands? Wu Song killed a tiger with bare hands. Mom and grandma both said that you are as powerful as Wu Song."
[You silly girl, you really want to give the tiger a snack, right? ]
Children's minds are often jumpy. Sometimes they forget what they said today tomorrow.
However, Li Ye had no intention of fooling his daughter. Instead, he used scientific methods to help her analyze who was stronger between the tiger and Wu Song.
"Xiaodou'er, next time you try to answer this kind of question, count on your fingers first. You can use scientific calculations to figure out the answer yourself.
For example, how many pounds does a person weigh? How many pounds does a tiger weigh? How tall is a person when he stands up? How tall is a tiger when he stands up? How many bricks can I break with one slap? How many bricks can a tiger break with one slap?
Xiaodouer blinked his eyes and said, "I know, I know. Dad, you can break two bricks with one slap. How about a tiger? How many bricks can a tiger break?"
[A tiger can kill your father with one slap. ]
Since the answer was calculated using scientific methods and based on facts, Li Ye really couldn't brag.
Li Ye has the benefit of traveling through time, and his physical fitness is indeed excellent, but if you compare him with a tiger, that's too much.
When a tiger stands up, it is three to five meters tall. Its ten fingers are as sharp as knives, with the tip of the finger being five to eight centimeters long, the same length as a knife for cutting an apple.
Moreover, its movements are like those of a cat, which are as fast as lightning and extremely powerful. An adult tiger can weigh 600 to 700 kilograms, and when it bursts into full force, a slap can weigh over 1,000 kilograms. Just one slap can pin a cow to the ground, and a lion will be dizzy if it gets slapped on the head.
[Xiaodou'er, how many slaps can your father withstand? ]
Even if one slap doesn't kill your father, the force of the next bite will be 1200 pounds. Can your father's bones withstand it?
So if Wu Song was really able to beat tigers, then he either beat an underage tiger, or the tiger accidentally got an upset stomach and had diarrhea for three days until it was almost exhausted, which allowed him to get a big advantage.
So Li Ye could only take out a pen and paper and list the numbers while saying, "Xiao Dou'er, when you went to the zoo, you didn't observe carefully at all. When a tiger stands, it is at least three meters tall. Your father is only 1.8 meters tall.
Tigers usually weigh more than 500 kilograms, and I weigh less than 160 kilograms. Now calculate, what is the difference between me and a tiger? "
"gap."
Xiaodou'er blinked his eyes and ran out quickly. After a while, he brought a calculator and started pressing the numbers.
After pressing the button for a long time, she said seriously, "I figured it out, Dad. As long as you and Mom, plus Grandpa and Grandma, can surpass the tiger, and if Grandpa is added, we can guarantee to kill the tiger."
[Are you really going to starve the tiger to death? ]
It is true that Li Ye, Li Kaijian, Fu Guiru, and Li Zhongfa are all outstanding fighters, and Wen Leyu has not received any short training in bayonet fighting in recent years. Together, these few people can easily deal with a group of hooligans, but what about dealing with a tiger?
Even the steel gate couldn't withstand a full-force attack from the tiger!
"Xiaodou'er, I asked you to calculate the gap, not to count the number of people."
Li Ye earnestly educated Xiao Dou'er: "Let me give you an example. I am an adult and weigh five times as much as you and your brother. So, can you five little kids beat your dad?"
Xiaodouer blinked his eyes and suddenly asked, "Dad, can I bite it with my teeth?"
Li Ye: "."
"Hahahahahaha~" Jiang Xiaoyan, Hu Man and others around were laughing so hard, they were completely mesmerized by Xiaodou'er's cuteness.
Hu Man couldn't help but ask, "Li Ye, how old are you discussing scientific comparisons with your children? Are you really teaching science from an early age?"
"We can't let her get used to hearsay, can we?"
Li Ye reluctantly repeated the topic between tigers and lions.
Sure enough, Bian Jingjing said in surprise: "A lion can't beat a tiger? No way?"
Hu Man also fell into deep thought, and was obviously affected by the external comments.
However, Pei Wenhui, the sister of the billionaire, has a different idea.
She smiled and said, "This is an interesting topic. Let's find a chance to put a tiger and a lion in a cage and let them fight, and then we'll understand everything."
Xiaodouer immediately became interested and nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes, Aunt Xiaohui, please let me go and see which one is more powerful."
Li Ye glared at Xiao Dou'er, then said, "It is unfair to put tigers and lions in cages because it will limit the tiger's ability to hunt in secret."
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Look at the movie "The Lion King", the tiger is portrayed as the villain, and in the final duel with the lion, it pounces and bites, and it seems like a silly turn-based duel.
But are tigers really that stupid?
Li Ye once saw a classic video of a tiger ambushing a human.
A group of South Asians were riding elephants looking for a tiger. The tiger suddenly appeared from the grass dozens of meters away from them and pounced on the elephant in a few seconds.
If the lion is a powerful warrior, then the tiger is a powerful assassin + a powerful warrior, quietly approaching the opponent and then killing him with one blow.
In fact, in this respect, tigers and flower growers are indeed a bit similar.
Develop quietly, endure silently, and wait until the moment of sudden explosion, victory is already decided.
. . . . . . . . . . .
Today's dinner was prepared by Jiang Xiaoyan, Hu Man and others. Although the taste is definitely not as good as the hotel chef's, it whetted everyone's appetite, as if they were back to the time when they were in Erliangdian.
"Xiaoyan, your cooking skills are still as good as they were back then, but it's this taste that I've missed for a long time."
"Think about that time, we just hoped to be admitted to a technical secondary school. No one thought that this day would come, right?"
Jiang Xiaoyan smiled embarrassedly and said, "I was in charge of cooking at the Second Grain Store at that time. I just wanted to have free meals every day. Now when I think back, I really can't imagine it."
"Don't dare to imagine what? Don't dare to imagine that you will become the deputy director before you are thirty?"
Li Dayong laughed and said, "I remember that Li Ye told us that before the age of 30, we could be on par with the county director. At that time, none of you believed it, but now look at all of you, you are all on the same level as the deputy county chief."
Hu Man laughed and said, "You told others not to take me with them! I am just a useless teacher, not like you all, who are either department heads or factory directors, or big bosses."
"How can a teacher be useless?"
Li Ye joked, "Hu Man, don't worry. In another ten or twenty years, when you can supervise doctoral students, all the directors, factory directors, and big bosses will have to pay their respects to you."
Although Li Ye knew that given Hu Man's personality, it was unlikely that something as outrageous as the "4+4" situation was possible, but a doctoral supervisor was, after all, one of the top species in the food chain, no worse than anyone else.
"Wow, Li Ye, the wish you mentioned about having a PhD is even more far-fetched than when we first took the college entrance exam."
"Where there is a will there is a way! Didn't you not expect this day to come eight years ago?"
Hu Man smiled awkwardly and suddenly said, "Actually, I've been wondering recently whether I should go out and take a look."
"Go out and take a look?"
Everyone looked at Hu Man in surprise, while Jiang Xiaoyan and Li Dayong's expressions did not look good.
Everyone knew very well that what Hu Man meant by going out to have a look was probably going abroad, and maybe he would never come back.
Li Dayong asked stiffly: "After going out to take a look, will you come back?"
Hu Man was a little surprised, and then she noticed that there was something wrong in the looks of her friends.
Just now, when Li Ye was discussing the infiltration of Western ideology with Li Dayong, Jiang Xiaoyan and others, Hu Man had not come over yet, so she didn't know that they were just being wary and disgusted with the West. At this time, Hu Man suddenly suggested going out to take a look. Wouldn't that make people feel uncomfortable?
Li Ye looked at Hu Man, and then said: "It's not a bad idea to go out and have a look. I have several classmates and friends who returned from studying abroad. They are doing well after returning. The others who stayed abroad seem to be doing well too.
But I think that the development speed of our mainland is faster than that of overseas. Maybe within a dozen years, you will realize that the so-called advancement and prosperity of the West is nothing more than that.
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Everyone was silent for a moment, and Li Dayong suddenly said, "Hey, Hu Man, don't you believe my brother's judgment? Eight years ago, none of us believed that this day would come. So why don't you believe it today?"
"I"
Hu Man suddenly felt a sense of danger, the danger of being excluded from the small group of eight people.
When they were at Erliangdian, Li Ye began to instill in them the idea that "flower growing is the best", so none of the eight of them went abroad to study. They all settled down in the mainland and worked hard to make the flower-growing family prosperous again.
Now, due to personal pressure, Hu Man wants to change his environment.
But now that you have changed your environment, will your old friends and circles still hold a place for you?
"Okay, then I will work hard to become a doctoral supervisor. When that happens, you will all have to pay me respects and rush to send your children to me as students."
"Hahahaha, that's right! My son will depend on you when the time comes."
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Li Ye also laughed a few times along with his friends, then turned to look at his two children.
My son behaves like a little adult, but my daughter...
Do you expect a child who wants to send his grandparents and parents to the tiger's mouth to study for a PhD?
Forget it, let's give the opportunity to others! It's good enough to live a peaceful life.
(End of this chapter)
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