Republic of China

Chapter 124 Hall of Fame
Jump from noon to noon.

Jump from tense to tense.

It was almost dusk, and Chen Zikai had no reaction.

The tired middle-aged woman slumped on the ground. She stopped dancing and beating the drum. She muttered the lyrics in a low voice with an expression of despair.

"Opening the tiger's mouth and letting out the sound of the dragon"

"When people pass by, they leave their names, and when they pass by, they leave their voices behind."

"I know the old fairy well, so I have to sign up."

There are several major prerequisites for opening a fairy hall.

First, you must have immortal karma in your life, or you may not have it in your life, but you have good or bad karma with spiritual beings in your life.

Secondly, when the fire is coming, you will decide to establish a hall in your subjective consciousness. If the fire is not there, it will destroy the whole family and destroy the family.

Third, the structure of the Immortal Hall is reasonable, and all the old immortals who are destined to be born are already in place. With the help of the master who opened the hall, they applied for the name of the immortal and wrote the hall list. However, this is not absolute. For example, Zhao Sanyuan, the method he inherited I haven’t signed up or written down the order form, just keep it in mind.

If these three points are fulfilled together, you can start to open a fairy hall.

So now the middle-aged women who are dancing to the master dance are dancing and singing just to get Chen Zikai's fairy to bind their upper body and sign up for the show.

Of course, this kind of work comes with a lot of uncertainty.

For example, now, Chen Zikai doesn't even report the name of his dish, let alone the name of an immortal. This is embarrassing.

This situation can happen because, firstly, the master doing the job is not good enough, and secondly, because of various reasons, the old Xian'er doesn't care about you at all.

Zhao Sanyuan crossed his legs and ate melon seeds to watch the show, "Counsellor Chen, how many masters have the family found for your son?"

"There are probably ten or eight at least. We have people from Feng Province, Hei Province, Ji Province, and even Guan Nei. But no one can do anything to my son. Brother Zhao, tell me what is going on? Is it them? The old immortal family is not good enough?" Chen Zhennian smiled bitterly.

Zhao Sanyuan didn't answer immediately, and glanced at Li Dongzhi who had his eyes closed to rest.

Don't look at the monk's face, look at the Buddha's face. For Lao Li's sake, you can't say too harsh words.

This matter of the old Chen family, honestly, is not as simple as just opening a fairyland!
"Well, I don't know who you were looking for before. Just for the aunt in front of you, it cannot be said that her Xian'er is not good, but that she is not good. In addition, your son is indeed difficult to deal with, so there has been no response."

The house is so big.

Zhao Sanyuan did not lower his voice deliberately, so everyone in the hall and bedroom could hear clearly.

It was a bit embarrassing, especially for the middle-aged woman who was the 'big one'. Her face turned red with anger, but she couldn't find a reason to refute for a while.

But the person doing the work didn't say anything, and some people watching were unhappy.

Mrs. Chen gave Zhao Sanyuan a hard look from far away, and it was clear from her eyebrows that she was a strong and domineering old lady.

"Son, how do you feel?"

Chen Zikai yawned, "That's good, mother. Who is that outside? Come over here with 100 yuan, and you'll be rewarded for your good work!"

"Don't talk nonsense, your Aunt Jiang came all the way from Chifeng to use your reward?" Mrs. Chen pulled her son's arm, "I'm asking you if you feel it. If you feel it, sign up quickly. You can sign up for one."

"I really don't feel anything, I just feel a little sleepy."

As soon as these words came out, the middle-aged woman immediately became energetic, "Sleepy? That's right! It proves that the old immortal has come to his senses. It's a good time to sign up!"

After saying that, she put the King Wen drum aside, took out several pieces of red paper and went to the kang to prepare the order. She also did not forget to put a stick of lighted incense on the bowl of the incense burner.

"Come on, great nephew, just say whatever name comes to your mind."

"I have nothing to say." Chen Zikai looked confused. Apart from having no experience in this field, he really felt nothing in his heart.

Mrs. Chen pulled her son again, "Be serious! Your Aunt Jiang is a well-known master in Chifeng. Heaven has given her a dharma title. She is the reincarnation of gods who came to the human world to save all living beings. Many fairy children and fairies who have reincarnated into humans have Call her Mom, you can say she is a real living god, if she asks you to say it, you can definitely say it."

puff--

puff--

In the hall, Zhao Sanyuan and Kang Muang couldn't hold it back and squirted out a mouthful of sour plum juice.

Please trust the professionalism of the owners of Sandwich Tea House.

Naihe just couldn't help it.

Kang Muang was okay, his smile was very fake.

Zhao Sanyuan stopped pretending and slapped the table with laughter.

Nima!

Heaven gives a dharma title?
Even a stupid roe deer can't say such stupid things even after becoming a spirit!
To put it more closely, the Great Dharma Protector of the Immortal Family of Jiuding Tiezha Mountain does not have a title given by heaven. To put it more far away, what kind of cultivation does a person have to achieve in order to achieve the fruition status?Who was not a great person who was famous throughout the ages?There are only a handful of them throughout the ages!

What’s more, he’s a big living person!

Is the establishment of Heavenly Court so bad that it has to be issued to you?

What made Zhao Sanyuan even more speechless was that many fairy boys and fairies who had been reincarnated as humans called old ladies mom.

how?

The title given to you is the director of the Beishan Welfare Orphanage Branch?
Dog said, how can there be so many so-called fairy boys and fairies reincarnated as humans?

Wouldn’t it be nice to be a god?

You have to come and experience life, right?
Can you still find the so-called mother with perfect accuracy?
Your own mother knows that you can’t whip you to death if you call someone “mother”!
The most cruel thing is that some people actually believe such nonsense!
And he can say it seriously in public!
"Don't misunderstand me, I just thought of the happy fact - poof - hahahahahaha -"

Zhao Sanyuan smiled almost out of breath.

But it is particularly harsh in the ears of some people, such as the Chen family.

The head of the family, Chen Zhennian, was embarrassed. He knew very well that Zhao Sanyuan was laughing at what his wife said. Although he didn't understand the gods, he believed in Li Dongzhi, so he believed in Zhao Sanyuan.

His son Chen Zikai looked a little confused, thinking who was the boy brought by Uncle Li?What's the joke?Why is the laugh point so low?

Mrs. Chen was angry. She felt that she had been greatly insulted. She stood up and looked at Zhao Sanyuan angrily.

When he was about to speak, he was interrupted by a voice.

"Sister-in-law is in the house. I was still wondering why I didn't see you. In addition to sending two boxes of authentic Harbin red sausages, I also brought my two brothers over to have a look. They are closer than my biological brothers. Let’s introduce them after everything is over. Sister-in-law, you go about your business first.”

Li Dongzhi's light words suppressed Mrs. Chen's curses that were reaching her throat.

It would be fine if it was just Li Dongzhi who brought help, but he clearly mentioned the relationship in his words. If he really wanted to curse, it would be like the two families were at odds.

Lao Li is the dignified second-in-command of the Provincial Construction Department, and has recently been personally summoned by the commander several times for questioning. If nothing goes wrong, he will definitely be promoted in the future. This kind of person can make friends as much as possible, and at least he can't fall out with him.

After snorting coldly, Mrs. Chen sat back on the kang, not noticing that the middle-aged woman's eyes were slightly flustered. She who should have been most angry did not attack Zhao Sanyuan at all, and did not even turn her head.

"Ahem, here comes the great nephew. Let's register your name first."

"Then let me try"

"Say whatever comes to mind. It's all fine, Hu, Huang, Chang Mang."

"Then I said it."

"Say it, don't control it."

"Hu Yizui, Hu Wa'er, Huang Feifei, Huang Tuishui, Chang Ai Biao, and often come to play"

Outrageous!

Outrageous!
How is this the name of an immortal?

He completely reported the names of the flowers in the kiln.

The middle-aged woman's hand holding the brush began to tremble.

Unable to write.

These names are really impossible to write.

If Chen Zikai's name is written on the hall list and hung on the wall, the old Chen family will lose their shame in the future, and those who don't know will think that they have entered a private kiln.At the same time, in order not to interrupt this super joke, Zhao Sanyuan could only temporarily bury his head in Li Dongzhi's arms, otherwise he really couldn't hold back his laughter.

On the windowsill beside the kang.

The old man and lady from the Xian family stayed still and watched everything with cold eyes.

The joke goes on.

In desperation, the middle-aged woman used her backup plan.

"Calm down and think about it carefully. You, the leader of the Hu family, are about to sign up. Let me give you some tips. Put a dragon character after Hu."

"Hu Shalong?"

“Think about what’s the biggest in the world.”

"Tianbei, is your name Hu Tianlong?"

"That's right. Come on, let's talk about the second one. There is Huang Jiaxian who was very anxious. He ran all the way here after he knew that the hall was going to be established."

"Huang Pao Pao?"

"That's okay. The real person of your old Monument King has also arrived, so hurry up and tell him what his name is Chen while he's still hot."

"Real body? Then let's call him Chen Zhen."

Chen Zikai looked like he was in pain and it would be over soon, while Mrs. Chen next to him had the exact opposite look on her face, with happiness and pride written all over her face.

But when it comes to discomfort, Chen Zhennian is the one who suffers the most in the old Chen family.

This guy can start from scratch and become a counselor at the Feng Provincial Government Affairs Office, so how can he be a loser?Besides, the situation before us couldn’t be more obvious.

None of his son's so-called names for immortality were given on his own initiative. They were all said under the deliberate guidance of women named Jiang.

Listen to those names!

One is more outrageous than the other!
Still running away, where could an old immortal get such a chilling name?

He was said to be Huang Jiaxian, but those who didn't know thought he was pulling a rickshaw.

Is it possible that the so-called solemn application of the name of an immortal is just such a scene that makes people laugh out loud?That’s too hasty!

After Chen Zhennian looked at Zhao Sanyuan, who was about to laugh, and Kang Muang, who was trying to hold back his laughter, he didn't know what to do for a moment.

"My Counselor Chen, Brother Chen, can you tell us how you met this aunt? If it weren't for the explosion of the ancestral tomb, we wouldn't have had such good luck!"

Not minding the obvious ridicule in Zhao Sanyuan's words, Chen Zhennian sighed helplessly, "I have never been exposed to this type of master. I have always been just in awe, but my wife is very pious, especially to the great immortal, Ding Xiang." Ah, I admire these people very much, so I like to visit these people everywhere when I have nothing to do. In addition, my wife used to live in Chifeng, so she got to know this expert."

"I don't know what her name is. Master Jiang, who is nicknamed by others, is said to have a certain reputation in Rehe. My wife always goes to Chifeng to look for her after encountering something, and she also introduces many friends to her. Over time, Jiang Master Miao's reputation is getting bigger and bigger. Brother Sanyuan, for Lao Li's sake, please give me a solid foundation. Is Master Jiang Miao okay?"

There was some dignity left in the words.

It was not left to her, Master Jiang Miao, but what Chen Zhennian left to herself.

If it weren't for his wife to find someone, Chen Zhennian would have scolded her.

"I don't know if she could do it before, but she definitely can't do it now." Zhao Sanyuan told the truth and said bluntly: "You have also seen that it was useless from the beginning. The list now is written purely for the sake of writing. , I am too lazy to check how many immortal connections your son has for the time being, but what I am sure of is that the names mentioned are all very fragmentary and none of them are useful."

When ordinary people face some so-called great immortals, they can hardly tell whether what they say or do is right or wrong, true or false.

The simplest example is at hand.

If the Immortal family wants to sign up, they must either tie up their body and report, or report from the heart.

But looking at Chen Zikai's state, he has definitely not been tied up by any immortal family. Not to mention his telepathy, he is more like a chicken.

This is indeed the case when you encounter a master who has evil intentions or is unreliable. The master sets up a temple in a daze, takes the money, pats his ass and leaves, and even if he reacts afterwards, there is no way to settle the score.

Reporter?

What do you say?

Didn't Xiantang understand after spending the money?
The official will slap you to death with his big mouth.

revenge?

How to report?

Can he be tortured to death or can he get his money back?
It can be said that it is infinitely close to a dead end.

The best way is to find a reliable master in advance. Otherwise, as if every building in a community has so-called immortals, the chances of being scammed are infinite.

After another half an hour, under Chen Zikai's groaning, Master Jiang finally 'finished' the paper list and wrote one hundred and eighty immortal names in a eloquent manner, including not only Hu, Huang, Chang Mang and the Five Elements, but also something like There are all kinds of Taoists, four emperors, eight tribes of Buddhists, etc.

I don’t know if it’s just to make up the numbers, but I want to write down even the names of shrimps, soldiers and crabs.

Anyway, on the surface, the three red, white and yellow lobby sheets look unique and majestic, and those who don’t know may think they have copied the fairy tales of Buddhist, Taoist and Immortal families.

Master Jiang Miao breathed a sigh of relief, "The order has been written. I think the west wall of this room is good, so I can place it here. The incense burner, candles, tributes and other items must be prepared tomorrow, and the rituals will begin at two o'clock the day after tomorrow." "

"Don't worry, Master. I have prepared everything a long time ago. You will live in the same room with me tonight. We haven't seen each other for a long time and we must have a good chat." Mrs. Chen smiled brightly and took Jiang Miaoshi's hand again. He asked: "I have prepared more than twenty statues of gods. I don't know if they are suitable. How about you give them some eyes?"

Generally, there will be more or less statues of gods enshrined in the incense hall. It mainly depends on the family conditions. If the conditions are poor, there is nothing wrong with only the hall order. The premise is that the hall order must be reliable.

If some idiot points to the many statues of gods in his hall and tells you that the more statues he worships, the more powerful he will be, I suggest you just spit it in his face. If it doesn't, it's just showing disrespect to him.

Master Jiang Miao waved his hand, "It doesn't matter. Just consecrate the statue when you do the ritual tomorrow."

Now she just wants to find a place to have a good rest. To be more precise, she doesn't want to be in the same room with the young man in the hall wearing a floral pudding coat. The further away from that kid the better.

"Cough cough cough-"

Zhao Sanyuan, who choked on the melon seeds, beat his chest repeatedly.

I can't hold it in, I really can't hold it in!

This Master Jiang is really too arrogant!
But this time Mrs. Chen couldn't bear it any longer, she burst out and glared.

"Smile, laugh, laugh! Why don't you laugh to death? Do you know that I have tolerated you for a long time? If it weren't for Li Dongzhi's face, I would have kicked you out long ago. Without looking at your own virtues, get out of here! Get dirty! Are you worthy of my top-quality rosewood chair?"

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere suddenly dropped to freezing point.

Mrs. Chen didn't see Jiang Miaoshi's anxious expression, but it was too late for her to stop him, so she could only pretend to be transparent.

The head of the family, Chen Zhennian, quickly turned to see his friend Li Dongzhi. As expected, Old Li's face was ashen, and even Kang Muang, who had always smiled kindly, had a straight face.

"Hehe, Brother Chen's family is really big. Even a chair is worth a fortune. Although my Li family is not as good as yours, I am not a poor beggar, and my brother is not a poor beggar. Come on, you guys make a price, and we will start from the moment my brother enters the house. I paid double for every dollar I passed and every thing I touched.”

"Lao Li, please don't mind, your sister-in-law has such a bad temper, you-"

Li Dongzhi slapped Chen Zhennian's stretched out palm away and sneered: "It's just that I had a bad temper with me in the past. I, Old Li, don't care about it. But whoever insults my brother, don't blame me for turning against him. A couple of ten thousand silver dollars." Do you have enough tickets? The commander just rewarded me yesterday!"

With a bang, Lao Li slapped a coupon on the table.

How dare Chen Zhennian accept it?

This was a reward from the commander-in-chief to Li Dongzhi. To exaggerate, just the seal and signature on this joint ticket, 1 yuan can be used as 2 yuan.

Just when Chen Zhennian didn't know what to do, Zhao Sanyuan stood up with a normal expression, "Counsellor Chen, you invited us into the mansion to give us face, and we are willing to enter the mansion to give you face. Don't get it wrong."

Then he patted Lao Li on the shoulder and said, "Let's go. I heard that the candied haws on Fengtian Middle Street are very delicious. Let's go and try it."

Kang Muang and Li Dongzhi followed closely behind, without even looking at the Chen family.

From time to time, Chen Zhennian's complaints and his wife's acrimony came from behind.

"Sanyuan, I thought you could flip the table. You've matured a lot after a few months?" Li Dongzhi winked.

"If there is anything to expose, you can't just eat two kilograms of his melon seeds for nothing. For your sake, it's nothing to say a few words." Zhao Sanyuan shrugged nonchalantly, "And it's hard to persuade the damn devil, the Chen family You are seeking death, what does that have to do with us?"

When several people crossed the threshold of the Chen Mansion's gate.

The smiles of the old man and old lady who were sitting on the window sill were even more vicious.

　I may have to be hospitalized. Please say hello to my brother Meng first. It’s best if you don’t stay. I hope you can understand me if you do.
　　
　
(End of this chapter)