Republic of China

Chapter 156

Horsehair Mountain.

Located in the northeast of Zhangwu County.

The mountains are neither big nor high, and are basically surrounded by plains.

But because of the existence of Old Beifeng and the gang, there are not many residents around Mazong Mountain. Basically, they are old people who cannot travel far, so they don't care about the two fast horses running straight to the foot of Mazong Mountain in the field. They just think it is Bearded horse bandits in the mountains.

Seeing the huge Mazong Mountain approaching, Lao Kang dismounted first and led the horse away. Zhao Sanyuan on the side knew that he was about to enter the bandit's lair, so he also dismounted neatly.

This is not like going to the morning market. Riding on a horse is too much of a target. If someone is shot by a horse bandit, there will be no place to cry.

"Three yuan."

"Ok?"

"Put your horse playing cards here first."

"Is that okay? Don't hit yourself on the feet first before the person is hit."

Complaints are complaints, Zhao Sanyuan still did not hesitate to hand over the only firearm to Lao Kang, but he always felt uneasy without a weapon in his hand. Then he led the horse around to search, thinking that it would be good to get a piece of turning head.

After searching for it, I found it under a big rock.

But he didn't expect that the black muzzle of a gun hit his head.

Zhao Sanyuan's movements also stopped abruptly.

I thought to myself that this sentry horse bandit could really hide, and he didn't even notice where he came from.

Lift your head slowly.

I found a person standing on the stone, but his face was covered with a calico hood, only his eyes, nose, and mouth were exposed, so I couldn't tell what he looked like.

Although the muzzle of the gun was pointing at Zhao Sanyuan's head, his finger was not hooked on the trigger. He was obviously trying to save his feelings, because the horse bandit didn't know the identity of the visitor yet, and it would be terrible if a flood washed away the Dragon King Temple.

"mushroom?"

A question.

Zhao Sanyuan's face was filled with questions.

After thinking about it, he took out a few pieces of mushrooms he picked early in the morning from his pocket and handed them over.

Zhao Sanyuan had a certain understanding of the profession of horse bandits, so he was already giving face by not shooting directly.

Since the other party has given face to him, he has to deal with it no matter what.

"Yes! There are mushrooms! You're welcome, my friend, I just picked them this morning, and the stew is delicious!"

Unexpectedly, after the hooded bandit heard this, he actually put his finger on the trigger, pushed Zhao Sanyuan's hand away with the muzzle of his gun, and shouted: "Who wants your mushrooms?"

Zhao Sanyuan still put on a kind smile, "Oh, why are you so polite? It's for the child~"

Angry!

The hooded horse bandit is really angry!

He jumped off the big rock and took aim with his gun. He originally thought that it would be a friend on the road who came to break into the mountain gate, but unexpectedly it was a layman!
With this movement, more than twenty horse bandits jumped out of the forest in an instant, each grabbing the guy.

At the critical moment, Lao Kang quickly stepped forward and pulled the silly brother behind him.

How courageous are you, how dare you talk to a horse bandit when you don’t understand anything?
"Ahem! Pick a flower root from the sea. The king is the king and the ministers are ministers. The crows are falling in the phoenix forest, and they are worshiping the mountain gods!"

Lao Kang's poems sounded meaningless, but more than 20 horse bandits slowly lowered their guns.

And this is one of the opening remarks of the slang cut, to the effect that my friend, you are well-connected here, and we little people have come to the land of heroes. Although we are not familiar with them, we want to get to know each other.

The hooded horse bandit looked at Lao Kang up and down. Logically speaking, this kind of opening statement is enough to prove that he is a knowledgeable person. However, Zhao Sanyuan's previous operation really made the horse bandits unable to trust him, so he had to use clichés.

"There are clouds in the northwest sky, birds and swans are heard in the distance, with feet on the ground and heads in the sky. Where can the gods come to visit? (The green forest in the world is one family. As long as the big and small people are alive, they will understand this truth. Who are you? What are you doing here? ?)”

As he spoke, the hooded bandit took a step forward and thrust his right shoulder forward, as if it was some strange etiquette.

Lao Kang adjusted the frame of his glasses, clasped his fists with both hands and pushed out his right thumb, "I've moved to the kiln, and I came here to pay a visit to Ding Tianliang! (Something happened, so I came to see the boss)." After saying that, he also pushed out his right shoulder and followed the bandit's head. His right shoulder was bumped.

This scene made Zhao Sanyuan widen his eyes and open his jaw.

He couldn't describe it in words, after all, he didn't know the word chuuni.

The young mind was greatly shocked.

What the hell are you talking about?

Who will translate it?
"Press your wrist (gun pointed down)"

"Didn't raise the gun (didn't draw the gun)"

"Put down the gun (hand over the gun first)"

"Entrust me with the bright spot (it's okay to hand it over, don't lose it all)"

"Release the cage (bring someone to report the news)"

While talking, Lao Kang and the hooded bandit bumped shoulders left and right.

Then Lao Kang handed the horse card to the other party.

Before Zhao Sanyuan could understand this wave of tricks, a black hood was put on his head, making it pitch black.

If he had acted alone, he would have been impatient, but he promised Lao Kang that he would do whatever he wanted when he went up the mountain this time, so he must give him the most absolute trust.

Just because trust is trust does not mean that Zhao Sanyuan is not angry.

When he felt Lao Kang walking forward side by side with him, he went up and launched a blind fist and electric cannon, kicking and hitting him.

"You unlucky boy, are you not learning well? Are you not learning well! Where did you learn this set of cotton-padded jacket and trousers? Did you make a mistake and become a horse bandit before--"

Before Lao Kang could answer, one of the bandits had already broken a toasted bun in half, stuffed it into their mouths respectively, and tied their wrists.

After walking all the way for half an hour, the two brothers felt that they had entered a very large confined space. The temperature was much cooler than when they went up the mountain, and they could also feel a lot of rough breathing around them.

Both brothers understand.

This is really the den of horse bandits.

The light is bright.

The black hoods of the two brothers were taken off.

Shaking his head, his vision gradually became clearer.

This is a huge natural cave with fire pots and oil lamps standing everywhere.

Then I saw many long tables and chairs on both sides. Countless horse bandits were sitting or leaning on each other and casting various looks. Most of them had no good intentions. They were either playing with sharp blades or holding long guns and short cannons. Anyone could look at them. It makes me feel very scared.

Looking up the stone steps in front of me, the most conspicuous thing is a large leopard skin chair, with a small mountain cannon on each side, and several shiny machine guns.

But there was no one sitting on the big leopard-skin chair, and there was only a middle-aged man wearing a Confucian shirt standing on the stone steps. As for his appearance, he didn't look as ferocious as the horse bandit. Instead, he looked particularly wretched, even uglier than Liu Mangfan, like. The yinrou master who used to be beside the county master.

But as the only people standing on the steps, neither brother would judge a book by its appearance. No matter how wretched he looked, he was still the leader among this group of horse bandits, and Jubi was a ruthless person.

However, the two brothers paid more attention not to the feminine man, but to the large leopard-skin chair that was not occupied by anyone.

There is no one.

But why is there a yellow guy sitting up there?

Is Old Bei Feng, who co-wrote the famous film, a Wong Tai Sin?

After the two brothers looked at each other, they both realized that something was fishy, ​​because the many horse bandits in the cave didn't seem to notice the existence of the yellow-skinned boy.

Confused, Lao Kang didn't have the energy to guess what was going on. There were more important things to do at the moment.

He spoke loudly.

"The sky is covered with mist and haze, and the peach blossoms are thousands of miles away!"

"Brothers from all the families gathered on the golden roof, and the red branches and blue colors filled the stars!"

Blackened incisions are also divided into three, six or nine grades.

There are good ones and there are bad ones.

Lao Kang definitely belongs to the former category, it sounds nice and authentic,

In terms of reaching out and not hitting the smiling person, Lao Kang's words are equivalent to the brightest smiling face, and generally people are reluctant to slap them.

Zhao Sanyuan's eyes widened with an expression of disbelief.

Because Lao Kang always talks about half of this sentence.

I often think about what this sentence means. Is co-authoring a slang term?
The eyes of the surrounding horse bandits gradually softened, and the feminine man on the steps raised his eyebrows, "A bachelor (going up the mountain with bare hands)?"

I saw Lao Kang throwing away his arms and taking three steps in a row.

"The green dragon is held on the left and the white tiger is held on the right. Standing on Wuji soil in the center, gold and colorful decorations are hanging across the border. Gorong, looking at the wind, horses and sparrows flying, the alchemy script and iron grass spread the fragrance, and there is also a stick of incense pointing to the sky with my thumb! (Come to Guizhou! Treasure land, surrounded by heroes. Everyone in the Eight Gates Gang and the five major industries in the world knows how powerful these heroes are. All the bells and whistles are false, only respect is the most true)" "Report a man (self-reported family name)"

"Pi Zi Man (Kang), behind the vine, throw away people who are not grass (trees), high-spirited, shoulder to shoulder (good brother) lamp head Man (Zhao), behind the vine, throw away Hengchuan (three) rice dumplings (yuan)."

"Moha moha (what are you doing)"

In the horse bandit's den, except for the two people's incisions, no one made any sound.

It's not that if you become a horse bandit, you won't be able to speak normal human language, but because being a horse bandit is a business that is tied to your belt, and you will be caught by the army if you are not careful, so in order to prevent undercover agents from breaking into the mountain gate. , you must use the most authentic slang to get the feel of it in the early stage.

After all, the vast majority of officers and soldiers simply cannot remember these slang words, which is infinitely equivalent to learning another foreign language.

As long as there are any mistakes in the process, it is very likely that the horse bandits will surround and kill them.

But Zhao Sanyuan really doesn't understand these things.

It sounds more and more cloudy and foggy.

I can understand every word, but when put together, it's like listening to a book from heaven.

Huh? Huh?

how?

Want a kiss?

The horse bandits are so fucking out of tune now!

No, we have to keep Lao Kang’s moral integrity.

But thankfully, Lao Kang did not come forward to talk to the effeminate man, but replied: "There are no tiles on the roof (no answer until the real owner is seen)"

The feminine man pinched his mustache. He was indeed not the boss, so it was understandable that Kang Muang didn't answer.

But this does not guarantee that there is nothing wrong with these two people.

"Then, are you Yingzhao Sun or Lima Laohe (official official or fellow traveler), which Honghua Pavilion are you staying at? (Where are you eating)?"

"There are no tiles on the roof (no answer until the real owner is seen)" Lao Kang still did not answer directly.

This is a bandit's den, it's like going deep into a tiger's den.

I only know that Lu Jinhe has friendship with the boss here, Old Beifeng, but that doesn't mean he has friendship with others. What's more, the one sitting in front of him now is Huang Daxian'er. He is completely unsure of what is going on here, so he must see him as soon as possible. Old Beifeng.

There was no direct answer twice, which made the brothers below unhappy. Many people pointed at the two brothers and made loud noises, wielding knives and guns.

"I think you are pheasants, trying to trick you into the Tianwang Mountain.

"Don't try to trick us with lies (use lies to deceive us)"

"Even if you come to rely on the kiln (join), how can you just hang up the pillars (join)"

"I would say they are just Shuixianzi, here to turn over the kiln (official and military spies, here to be undercover)"

"Tear off their leaves (clothes) and hang them on crooked branches (hanging trees)!"

Seeing the excitement of the crowd, Lao Kang immediately raised his voice and said loudly: "There is plenty of rice on the ground, but even though I have no foundation, I still go astray."
The feminine man's face remained as usual, staring closely into the two brothers' eyes.

He believed that the person wearing thick glasses must be an expert, but the person next to him wearing floral pudding was different. Looking at his intelligent eyes, he knew he was a fool. How could such a person dare to come in and ask for help? ?

"Dingtianliangqiao, I'm turning over the plates like stacks. If you really can't slide even with water, I'll cut you off on the spot. (The boss is sleeping. I'm the military advisor and the second boss, not a minion. Please tell me in advance. , even if they are spies, they won’t be able to escape, they will kill you right here)
Lao Kang smiled bitterly inwardly.

I thought I couldn't fool him, so I could only explain my intention in advance.

I hope Old Beifeng is really sleeping and not killed by the second boss.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"An exquisite tower, facing Qingzhai and leaning against the sand (it is a Taoist)"

"Shay, sun, sun (who asked you to come)"

"Four rows of teeth and bitter water kiln, a single seedling under the beam (the only son of the owner of the Lu family medicine shop)"

"What path (what reason)"

"The kiln has been turned around, the couplets are not correct, and the coders are flying (something happened and they were unlucky, so they rushed to move the rescuers)"

The feminine man looked surprised.

Unexpectedly, the identity of the two people was really unexpected. They were actually two Taoist priests. When I heard that they were the only son of the Lu family medicine shop, I already had an idea.

The question is, why is the Taoist's slang so slippery?Ordinary horse bandits are not as well-connected as they are. I am afraid they are just fabricated identities. More importantly, although the Lu family's financial resources are not strong, everyone in Feng Province knows that the Lu family has a relationship with Old Beifeng. Who is the fool? Are you going to find trouble with the Lu family?
"What's the number from Bie Liangzi? (Who made the move)"

"Bawangman, Qingshan is good! (Xiang Qingshan)"

As soon as he said this, the noise around him immediately subsided.

The feminine man also suddenly realized.

have to.

Makes sense.

Currently, the two most powerful gangs in Feng Province are Lao Beifeng and Qingshan Hao. Only Xiang Qingshan dares not to betray Lao Beifeng.

"It's good. It's not a gap. I know whether it's sharp or fishy. (You are knowledgeable and not an outsider. I understand whether it is true or false.)"

Lao Kang clasped his fists again and said, "The world is so droopy (I don't want to brag, we are people who have seen the scene)"

The feminine man's expression completely relaxed, "There are thousands of people in the family, but one person is responsible for the trouble. Although we have a bright future, we have to rely on the pendulum. For the time being, I am here to hold the game, and someone will come to help you two. (Although our group is prosperous and has many guns, the boss cannot show up for the time being. I will be in charge of the overall situation for the time being. Someone comes and serves the best spirits to the two friends.)
At this point, Lao Kang was relieved.

The most thrilling stage is over, now it depends on when the second master will send someone to rescue him.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the effeminate man finished speaking, Zhao Sanyuan was furious. He rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward, heading straight for the effeminate man as fast as a cheetah.

No one expected the sudden situation.

Only Lao Kang was prepared in advance.

He has always been afraid that Sanyuan will suddenly get involved.

At the critical moment, Lao Kang hugged Zhao Sanyuan's waist and was dragged several meters, with the toes of his shoes flying off.

The horse bandits who had just given up their guard didn't even react and even forgot to raise their guns.

Gaha?
The second boss said they were friends, so why did they suddenly take action?

"Calm down! Calm down, Sanyuan! I understand everything now, so don't be impulsive!"

"Nao understands? Lao understands nothing. He obviously wants to move our heads and beat the brains out!"

"Oh no, you misunderstood!"

"What's the misunderstanding? Is it a dumping of seeds? Or a dumping of snot? How can there be snot dumping in the dog days of summer? It's obvious that he wants to do something!"

silence.

After a brief silence.

"puff--"

I don’t know who the wise guy didn’t hold back his laughter first and made a sound like farting, followed by a roar of laughter in the cave.

From the second boss to Ponyboy, everyone was laughing like crazy, some even lying on the ground, beating the ground and laughing.

They never expected that one of the two brothers was full of slang and the other didn't understand anything.

Because the contrast is too sharp, Zhao Sanyuan looks a little cute.

After this, the atmosphere became completely relaxed and harmonious, and even Zhao Sanyuan understood that things seemed different from his imagination.

"This little brother, the reason for moving the old man to drink wine is to serve you good wine. It's not to move your heads, let alone to beat your brains out." Fu Xu, the second boss, smiled and said: "Since it is determined that it is Lu If you are a friend of our young master, there is no need to test him with slang words."

"."

awkward.

Zhao Sanyuan pressed his toes to the ground in embarrassment.

Never in his wildest dreams did he expect that one day he would be laughed at by the horse bandits. He really broke his defense. For a moment, he didn't have time to think about where Lao Kang had managed to get rid of enough bandits in the past.

To be considerate, it would have to be Lao Kang. In order to ease his brother's embarrassment, he hurriedly said: "Now that we have said it, please let us meet the boss. We can drink at any time, but the longer it takes, Lu The alloy is more dangerous, I think Xiang Qingshan and his gang are quite ruthless."

The second master had a wry smile on his face, "We know how troublesome Xiang Qingshan's gang is. It's not that I don't want you to see them. It's really that the first master can't see anyone."

"What?"

"He has been unconscious for three days."

"Is he injured? What a coincidence, there is a doctor in the caravan, and as long as he rescues the person, he can treat the head of the family." Kang Muang felt a little confused, as he said, there are thousands of people in the family, but one person is in charge, and there is no backbone. , even if the whole army attacks, it will be difficult to defeat Xiang Qingshan, not to mention that he is in the base camp.

"The doctors have searched dozens of times to no avail. His disease is too strange."

(End of this chapter)