Republic of China
Chapter 177 Admission
Chapter 177 Admission
Zhao Sanyuan and Kang Muang didn't really have much idea about Xuetang and other schools. At most, they knew that they were all literate people. If Yanhuang could really clear up the tiredness and revive in the future, it would definitely rely on literate people.
On the other hand, Lu Jinjin, even though he looks like a Fuwa, he is a real Northeastern University graduate who knows the inside story very well. He graduated only three or two years ago, and returning to campus is just like going home. Younger brother and younger sister.
Unlike the two brothers beside him who went to the city with old peasants, they looked like they had never seen the world.
excusable.
After all, anyone who comes to this place can feel the vitality. Moreover, Northeastern University has just been founded a few years ago, and the warlords’ finances have improved greatly, which makes the campus buildings particularly grand and majestic. Even a blind person will know it. It will cost a lot of money to build.
In addition to being shocked by the audacity, the two brothers discovered that not only male and female students and teachers entered the school gate, but also many well-dressed foreigners.
Do you think you are so awesome?
Even foreign devils come here to go to school?
Later, through Lu Jinjin’s explanation, I learned that due to Northeastern University’s abundant funds in recent years, it creates several new subjects every year, attracting not only outstanding students from all over the country, but also outstanding lecturers from abroad. After all, there are some subjects that we really can’t teach now. , we can only learn from the barbarians and learn skills to control the barbarians.
While I was in a daze on the other side of the street, I saw seven or eight people who looked like leaders hurrying over. When they saw the three brothers, they hurried over and nodded and bowed, as if they were seeing their biological fathers.
In fact, the school leaders would not dare to recognize him if he had not been greeted in advance.
Didn't it mean that Wu Laoer's distant nephew was coming?
Why does your temperament look a little off?
The one with slicked-over hair and thick glasses looked a bit cultured, and the one with provocative ears next to him was just fine, at least he was well-dressed.
What does this guy in the middle do?
The chicken coop has dead fish eyes.
Holding a pocket of cigarettes in hand.
Flower pudding short coat.
A broken gong hangs around the waist.
can not understand!
Or is it that the young master from a rich family is a bit different and doesn’t take a maid with him when he goes out, only taking the night watch?
Doubts are doubts, and the leaders dare not neglect them, and there is no clue on their faces.
The leader smiled apologetically and said, "You must have been introduced by Commander Wu, right? I am really busy with school affairs, so I apologize for missing the point. But please rest assured, I have finished handling the chores today and will accompany you throughout the inspection." Campus.”
The rest of the entourage leaders also put on their brightest smiles.
no way.
I really dare not offend.
Who is Wu Laoer?
One of Lao Shuai's brothers became sworn to Cao Mang and followed him all the way from Mudleg to Lao Dizhu.
I can't speak of great ability, but in terms of status, I can definitely rank among the top three in the Feng clan. He is on par with Zhang Fuchen. He is the border defense commander of three provinces and the commander-in-chief of security. He has many soldiers and guns and many concubines. He is the boss among the bosses. .
He is the most original old warlord, combining strength, ignorance, absurdity, and greed. His biggest characteristic is his greed for money.
How much money is there?
His property is countless, including 27 acres of fertile land, countless private mansions in various places, more than 3000 Mongolian horses, hundreds of Bactrian camels, etc. Every time he goes on a tour, he has to use several trains to pull things. Provide him with rewards at any time, and he has countless properties under his name. How rich do you think he is?
And being able to climb to this position is not only because of the relationship with the old commander, but the most important thing is his loyalty. He has always been subservient to the Zhang family. During the first direct-to-Fengtian war, the old commander was defeated like a mountain, and the Beiyang government exempted him from the army. For the position of Shuai, many people inside and outside the country and even foreign forces recommended Wu Laoer to be replaced by another day, but the second brother of Lao Shuai directly cursed and remained unmoved at all.
There are countless people who want to curry favor with such a person, who dares to offend him?
Several distant nephews of such a person came to study in advance because they wanted to go to Northeastern University. Who dared to neglect?
No matter how far away this room is.
Even Wu Laoer's dog must be taken care of when it comes.
Zhao Sanyuan nodded slightly, not even bothering to ask the other party's name.
"Don't bother me. Brother and I should be accompanied by others, and we don't want to make too much of a fuss. You should go and do whatever you need to do. We can just stroll around the campus casually."
Seeing that the person who spoke was the boy who least looked like a rich man, who was obviously the leader of the group of three, the leaders all secretly sneered.
How can you pretend to be so special?
In the past when the emperor paid private visits incognito, no one was as good at pretending as you!
I guess I dressed up like this so I could pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger in school.
I just hope no students really fall into their hands.
No, I have to call the teachers for a meeting later. Don’t mess with anyone wearing a floral pudding coat.
"Yes, yes, it all depends on your arrangements. This is a pass for easy walking in the school. I have already said hello and will let you go wherever you see it. If you need anything, please come to the administration building. I will be staying on campus for the next few days. "
After sending out the three certificates, the leaders did not dare to spoil the young master's elegance. They all came from nowhere.
Lu Jinhe finally stopped being tense and breathed a sigh of relief, feeling relaxed all over.
You must know that the leaders who were all fawning just now are all big shots that were rarely seen in school before. They always put on airs and have a straight face, only saying one sentence but not the next. How have you ever seen such a coward? ah?
"I didn't have a concrete idea before, but now I really understand how wild your approach is. Wu Junsheng's distant nephew, the good guy, is really interested. At most, I thought it was just to get the identities of a few exchange students from other universities. .”
Lao Kang grinned, "It's just a fake identity and it doesn't cost half a penny. The old commander is the most practical. Compared with spending money to send arms, he likes to do big things without spending money. Anyway, Commander Wu is not in Fengtian. Let's finish it. Just say you don’t want to go to Northeastern University, how dare the school leaders go to Commander Wu and ask why?”
However, Lao Kang did not know.
They will soon meet the legendary Wu Laoer.
Things are unpredictable.
Let’s talk about the three brothers.
With the dual blessing of identity and documents, you can enter the school gate unimpeded even if you are not wearing school uniform.
The guys at the door were obviously greeted with great care. When they saw the three brothers, they saluted with a click and their hats flew off.
But it was limited to the gatekeepers. Zhao Sanyuan glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw faint snoring coming from the half-covered lounge.
I want to cry without tears.
Is the job of co-authoring a janitor for Northeastern University so relaxing?
I should have known I came here to update!
"Where are we going now?"
"Ask the scholar, he is a local snake."
"Well, class is about to start now. Let's just wander around for a while. Then we'll ask the students during the lunch break to see if there are any new clues."
Then the three brothers wandered around like street gangsters.
But there were almost no people on the campus road at noon. Being too bored, Zhao Sanyuan decided to take the initiative.
A certain classroom.
The returnee teacher at the podium was bragging about his experience studying abroad in previous years, saying how sweet the air outside was and how free the world outside was.
Unexpectedly, the classroom door was pushed open directly.
The boy at the head was extremely arrogant and walked as if he didn't recognize his relatives. He walked back to look for an empty seat without even saying hello.
Arrogant!
When he was about to have a seizure, the teacher swallowed all the words after seeing the way the leader was dressed.
Flower Pudding Pony Hanging
Can't afford it!
"Ahem—continue class."
There was no pretense, except that the students were confused, everything was the same as before.
Zhao Sanyuan walked to a female student and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, squeeze in?"
The female student is Shen Yutong.
She was naturally greeted by Li Wansong and immediately realized who it was.
Savior!
She was so excited that she hurriedly moved inside without being shy about the title.
After sitting down, Zhao Sanyuan whispered: "Xiao Lizi probably told me about you last night. Is this person next to you your roommate in the same dormitory?"
There was a female classmate sitting on the bench by the window. Judging from her complexion, it was obvious that she had not gotten enough rest and had big dark circles under her eyes.
"Yes, just call her Xiaohong. There is another one named Juanzi in another classroom." Shen Yutong looked slightly excited. If her psychological quality was not strong enough, she would have wanted to give Zhao Sanyuan a few kisses, because she heard from her boyfriend It is said that Zhao Sanyuan is an incredible master and can solve all kinds of dirty things.
"Are you ready with what I asked you to prepare?"
"It's all here, it's all here!"
Shen Yutong handed over a piece of paper with the birth dates of himself and his two roommates written on it.
To be on the safe side, Zhao Sanyuan needs to know whether the fate of the three people is prone to evil spirits.But unfortunately, the horoscopes of the three female students are very normal. There is nothing particularly outstanding or particularly troublesome, so physical problems are ruled out.
The reason is actually very simple.
Just like blood type A is the most attractive to mosquitoes, some people's bodies are born with dirty things. For example, those with pure yang like Lao Kang appear to be golden in the eyes of evil spirits and ghosts. Vice versa, evil spirits also like to see soft persimmons. .
"There's no problem with the horoscope. Please tell me the process again. The more specific the better, don't leave out any details."
"Okay, that night."
Shen Yutong and his roommates have very good memories, and they encountered so many shocking incidents in succession that it was difficult not to remember them.
Zhao Sanyuan listened quietly, not letting go of any clues.
At the same time, he sighed that Xiao Lizi has really good vision. This girl is very popular at first sight, and her horoscope is a match made in heaven. After getting married, her little life will definitely be happy.
Lao Kang and Xiucai sat in the last row.
These days, there is no such thing as an unparalleled national scholar sitting by the window in the back row, but even if it is the first time to sit in this position in the classroom, there is always a magical power blessing.
"I'm a little hungry." Lu Jinjin touched his belly.
Because I came early today and didn't eat, I was in a semi-excited state at first. Now I sit in a familiar classroom, and I can't help but feel a subconscious feeling of familiarity.
Lao Kang mysteriously took out a few oil paper bags from his arms, "You are still young. You can't lose anything when you go out. I'm afraid that Sanyuan and you will be hungry, so I warmed up the Niuzhuang pie I bought last night in the morning. hot."
The moment I opened the oil paper bag, the classroom was immediately filled with the strong smell of leeks, which was a rush.
Lu Jinhe was dumbfounded and thought, Brother Kang, you are too cruel.
Eating breakfast in a college classroom?
Or stuffed with leeks?
By the way, Brother Kang, you usually pay attention to rules, right?
But he didn't know that Lao Kang's rule was to divide the time, and the premise was that his brother would not be wronged.
What's wrong with being hungry?
Besides, with the status bonus of Wu Laoer's nephew, let alone eating leek pie, there is nothing wrong with cooking mutton in a pot in the classroom.
"Hey, classmate, please pass these two pies to you. My brother didn't eat in the morning."
What a coincidence. The male classmate in the front seat is the class monitor. His favorite thing is to make trivial matters trivial and make trivial matters big. To put it bluntly, he is the grandson who likes to make small reports and wag his tail in front of the teacher.
He looked at Lao Kang and then at the chive pie in the oil paper bag, and his face suddenly turned dark.
In his opinion, the reason why the teacher didn't scold a few people just now was probably because the transfer students came from somewhere and it was not good for them when they first arrived.
What's going on now?
Really follow the classroom discipline!
Trampling on classroom discipline is trampling on the teacher's dignity!
Trampling on the dignity of the teacher is trampling on the dignity of me, the monitor!
He stood up immediately.
"Teacher! I report someone for eating pie in class!"
click-
The chalk tip in the teacher's hand was pinched in half.
angry.
Damn it, my nose is not broken, I can even smell the pie that is not freshly baked today!
Do you need to make a report?
Showing off to you, right?
Didn't you notice that I was pretending not to know anything and didn't even dare to fart?
The teacher hated it so much.
But he can only continue to face the blackboard and act stupid.
I have to jerk off his squad leader later!
But just because the teacher doesn't dare to fart, doesn't mean that others don't.
puff--
Crisp and loud.
You can tell he is a magnanimous person just by the sound of his farts.
Lao Kang was a little embarrassed. After all, there were female classmates in the classroom, so a loud fart out of the blue would not be very good.
But I couldn’t hold it in anymore, maybe the pie had gone bad overnight.
Lu Xiucai on the side wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in. He lowered his head and silently opened the wooden window at hand.
Let the smell go.
It's not just an illusion or something, the whole house smells like rotten leeks.
Monitor Thunder is furious!
Skipping to tell the story.
The teacher couldn't bear it anymore and angrily threw the textbook at the monitor's face.
"No noise in class, sit down!"
"Can--"
"I asked you to sit down!"
The clown was me.
Classroom dramas and disturbances come and go quickly.
The male and female students were all astonished as to who the three newcomers were, the teacher's brother-in-law?
Zhao Sanyuan, on the other hand, didn't pay any attention to the showmanship of the two people behind him.
He thought for a moment and asked Xiaohong: "In other words, it was personal at first, but later it turned into a group of victims. Are you sure you saw something moving under Juanzi's bed when she was pressed against the ceiling?"
Xiaohong nodded heavily, for fear that Zhao Sanyuan wouldn't believe it, so she kept talking and gesticulating, "It's more than just something. Juanzi said that it was a strange dream, that kind of dream, but when she woke up, she found that the feeling on her body was very real. , something was sucking her."
It is indeed difficult for a big girl to say these words.
Zhao Sanyuan became interested.
Sounds like this, is this a pervert?In a literal sense.
And more than one.
When they were in bed the night before, they clearly heard a lot of laughter outside the bed, indicating that there was definitely more than one evil spirit bullying Shen Yutong and others.
But to say how much hatred there is, it is certainly not the case.
Because it wasn’t about running for your life from beginning to end, it was more like a irritating prank.
"Apart from you three, do you know what happened to the other female classmates?"
Shen Yutong sighed, "Although the forms are different, the seriousness is similar. Many female students have decided to take a break and go home. They really don't want to stay another night."
I believe you can figure out what is more important between your studies and your life at every turn. If you really need to find a solution, who would be willing to take leave and go home these days?Even if you are just a gatekeeper at the university, you will have a halo when you go out.
Zhao Sanyuan looked at the time and saw that it was almost time for lunch break. He comforted Shen Yutong, "Sister-in-law, in the afternoon, I will take Lao Kang and Xiucai to the women's dormitory to prepare. You can go back to rest as usual tonight and take care of yourself." Just put it in your belly. As long as we are here, even if the devil from underworld comes, it won’t work.”
Now the school is a big pond.
There are more than a few big fish below.
If you want to catch fish, the bait must be fragrant.
The female students are the bait. If they all leave, where can we catch ghosts?
Therefore, unless absolutely necessary, Shen Yutong and others must go back to the dormitory to rest as usual.
"Then do you need to give us some amulets or something?" Xiaohua shrank her neck. She didn't stay at the school last night. She went through a lot of trouble to find a relationship and could stay out for a while. Now that she heard that she would go back to live again, it was inevitable. fear.
Zhao Sanyuan lit up a cigarette habitually and said with a smile: "Don't worry, the three of us are the best talismans."
The teacher on the podium trembled when he smelled the smoke.
I will endure
(End of this chapter)
Zhao Sanyuan and Kang Muang didn't really have much idea about Xuetang and other schools. At most, they knew that they were all literate people. If Yanhuang could really clear up the tiredness and revive in the future, it would definitely rely on literate people.
On the other hand, Lu Jinjin, even though he looks like a Fuwa, he is a real Northeastern University graduate who knows the inside story very well. He graduated only three or two years ago, and returning to campus is just like going home. Younger brother and younger sister.
Unlike the two brothers beside him who went to the city with old peasants, they looked like they had never seen the world.
excusable.
After all, anyone who comes to this place can feel the vitality. Moreover, Northeastern University has just been founded a few years ago, and the warlords’ finances have improved greatly, which makes the campus buildings particularly grand and majestic. Even a blind person will know it. It will cost a lot of money to build.
In addition to being shocked by the audacity, the two brothers discovered that not only male and female students and teachers entered the school gate, but also many well-dressed foreigners.
Do you think you are so awesome?
Even foreign devils come here to go to school?
Later, through Lu Jinjin’s explanation, I learned that due to Northeastern University’s abundant funds in recent years, it creates several new subjects every year, attracting not only outstanding students from all over the country, but also outstanding lecturers from abroad. After all, there are some subjects that we really can’t teach now. , we can only learn from the barbarians and learn skills to control the barbarians.
While I was in a daze on the other side of the street, I saw seven or eight people who looked like leaders hurrying over. When they saw the three brothers, they hurried over and nodded and bowed, as if they were seeing their biological fathers.
In fact, the school leaders would not dare to recognize him if he had not been greeted in advance.
Didn't it mean that Wu Laoer's distant nephew was coming?
Why does your temperament look a little off?
The one with slicked-over hair and thick glasses looked a bit cultured, and the one with provocative ears next to him was just fine, at least he was well-dressed.
What does this guy in the middle do?
The chicken coop has dead fish eyes.
Holding a pocket of cigarettes in hand.
Flower pudding short coat.
A broken gong hangs around the waist.
can not understand!
Or is it that the young master from a rich family is a bit different and doesn’t take a maid with him when he goes out, only taking the night watch?
Doubts are doubts, and the leaders dare not neglect them, and there is no clue on their faces.
The leader smiled apologetically and said, "You must have been introduced by Commander Wu, right? I am really busy with school affairs, so I apologize for missing the point. But please rest assured, I have finished handling the chores today and will accompany you throughout the inspection." Campus.”
The rest of the entourage leaders also put on their brightest smiles.
no way.
I really dare not offend.
Who is Wu Laoer?
One of Lao Shuai's brothers became sworn to Cao Mang and followed him all the way from Mudleg to Lao Dizhu.
I can't speak of great ability, but in terms of status, I can definitely rank among the top three in the Feng clan. He is on par with Zhang Fuchen. He is the border defense commander of three provinces and the commander-in-chief of security. He has many soldiers and guns and many concubines. He is the boss among the bosses. .
He is the most original old warlord, combining strength, ignorance, absurdity, and greed. His biggest characteristic is his greed for money.
How much money is there?
His property is countless, including 27 acres of fertile land, countless private mansions in various places, more than 3000 Mongolian horses, hundreds of Bactrian camels, etc. Every time he goes on a tour, he has to use several trains to pull things. Provide him with rewards at any time, and he has countless properties under his name. How rich do you think he is?
And being able to climb to this position is not only because of the relationship with the old commander, but the most important thing is his loyalty. He has always been subservient to the Zhang family. During the first direct-to-Fengtian war, the old commander was defeated like a mountain, and the Beiyang government exempted him from the army. For the position of Shuai, many people inside and outside the country and even foreign forces recommended Wu Laoer to be replaced by another day, but the second brother of Lao Shuai directly cursed and remained unmoved at all.
There are countless people who want to curry favor with such a person, who dares to offend him?
Several distant nephews of such a person came to study in advance because they wanted to go to Northeastern University. Who dared to neglect?
No matter how far away this room is.
Even Wu Laoer's dog must be taken care of when it comes.
Zhao Sanyuan nodded slightly, not even bothering to ask the other party's name.
"Don't bother me. Brother and I should be accompanied by others, and we don't want to make too much of a fuss. You should go and do whatever you need to do. We can just stroll around the campus casually."
Seeing that the person who spoke was the boy who least looked like a rich man, who was obviously the leader of the group of three, the leaders all secretly sneered.
How can you pretend to be so special?
In the past when the emperor paid private visits incognito, no one was as good at pretending as you!
I guess I dressed up like this so I could pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger in school.
I just hope no students really fall into their hands.
No, I have to call the teachers for a meeting later. Don’t mess with anyone wearing a floral pudding coat.
"Yes, yes, it all depends on your arrangements. This is a pass for easy walking in the school. I have already said hello and will let you go wherever you see it. If you need anything, please come to the administration building. I will be staying on campus for the next few days. "
After sending out the three certificates, the leaders did not dare to spoil the young master's elegance. They all came from nowhere.
Lu Jinhe finally stopped being tense and breathed a sigh of relief, feeling relaxed all over.
You must know that the leaders who were all fawning just now are all big shots that were rarely seen in school before. They always put on airs and have a straight face, only saying one sentence but not the next. How have you ever seen such a coward? ah?
"I didn't have a concrete idea before, but now I really understand how wild your approach is. Wu Junsheng's distant nephew, the good guy, is really interested. At most, I thought it was just to get the identities of a few exchange students from other universities. .”
Lao Kang grinned, "It's just a fake identity and it doesn't cost half a penny. The old commander is the most practical. Compared with spending money to send arms, he likes to do big things without spending money. Anyway, Commander Wu is not in Fengtian. Let's finish it. Just say you don’t want to go to Northeastern University, how dare the school leaders go to Commander Wu and ask why?”
However, Lao Kang did not know.
They will soon meet the legendary Wu Laoer.
Things are unpredictable.
Let’s talk about the three brothers.
With the dual blessing of identity and documents, you can enter the school gate unimpeded even if you are not wearing school uniform.
The guys at the door were obviously greeted with great care. When they saw the three brothers, they saluted with a click and their hats flew off.
But it was limited to the gatekeepers. Zhao Sanyuan glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw faint snoring coming from the half-covered lounge.
I want to cry without tears.
Is the job of co-authoring a janitor for Northeastern University so relaxing?
I should have known I came here to update!
"Where are we going now?"
"Ask the scholar, he is a local snake."
"Well, class is about to start now. Let's just wander around for a while. Then we'll ask the students during the lunch break to see if there are any new clues."
Then the three brothers wandered around like street gangsters.
But there were almost no people on the campus road at noon. Being too bored, Zhao Sanyuan decided to take the initiative.
A certain classroom.
The returnee teacher at the podium was bragging about his experience studying abroad in previous years, saying how sweet the air outside was and how free the world outside was.
Unexpectedly, the classroom door was pushed open directly.
The boy at the head was extremely arrogant and walked as if he didn't recognize his relatives. He walked back to look for an empty seat without even saying hello.
Arrogant!
When he was about to have a seizure, the teacher swallowed all the words after seeing the way the leader was dressed.
Flower Pudding Pony Hanging
Can't afford it!
"Ahem—continue class."
There was no pretense, except that the students were confused, everything was the same as before.
Zhao Sanyuan walked to a female student and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, squeeze in?"
The female student is Shen Yutong.
She was naturally greeted by Li Wansong and immediately realized who it was.
Savior!
She was so excited that she hurriedly moved inside without being shy about the title.
After sitting down, Zhao Sanyuan whispered: "Xiao Lizi probably told me about you last night. Is this person next to you your roommate in the same dormitory?"
There was a female classmate sitting on the bench by the window. Judging from her complexion, it was obvious that she had not gotten enough rest and had big dark circles under her eyes.
"Yes, just call her Xiaohong. There is another one named Juanzi in another classroom." Shen Yutong looked slightly excited. If her psychological quality was not strong enough, she would have wanted to give Zhao Sanyuan a few kisses, because she heard from her boyfriend It is said that Zhao Sanyuan is an incredible master and can solve all kinds of dirty things.
"Are you ready with what I asked you to prepare?"
"It's all here, it's all here!"
Shen Yutong handed over a piece of paper with the birth dates of himself and his two roommates written on it.
To be on the safe side, Zhao Sanyuan needs to know whether the fate of the three people is prone to evil spirits.But unfortunately, the horoscopes of the three female students are very normal. There is nothing particularly outstanding or particularly troublesome, so physical problems are ruled out.
The reason is actually very simple.
Just like blood type A is the most attractive to mosquitoes, some people's bodies are born with dirty things. For example, those with pure yang like Lao Kang appear to be golden in the eyes of evil spirits and ghosts. Vice versa, evil spirits also like to see soft persimmons. .
"There's no problem with the horoscope. Please tell me the process again. The more specific the better, don't leave out any details."
"Okay, that night."
Shen Yutong and his roommates have very good memories, and they encountered so many shocking incidents in succession that it was difficult not to remember them.
Zhao Sanyuan listened quietly, not letting go of any clues.
At the same time, he sighed that Xiao Lizi has really good vision. This girl is very popular at first sight, and her horoscope is a match made in heaven. After getting married, her little life will definitely be happy.
Lao Kang and Xiucai sat in the last row.
These days, there is no such thing as an unparalleled national scholar sitting by the window in the back row, but even if it is the first time to sit in this position in the classroom, there is always a magical power blessing.
"I'm a little hungry." Lu Jinjin touched his belly.
Because I came early today and didn't eat, I was in a semi-excited state at first. Now I sit in a familiar classroom, and I can't help but feel a subconscious feeling of familiarity.
Lao Kang mysteriously took out a few oil paper bags from his arms, "You are still young. You can't lose anything when you go out. I'm afraid that Sanyuan and you will be hungry, so I warmed up the Niuzhuang pie I bought last night in the morning. hot."
The moment I opened the oil paper bag, the classroom was immediately filled with the strong smell of leeks, which was a rush.
Lu Jinhe was dumbfounded and thought, Brother Kang, you are too cruel.
Eating breakfast in a college classroom?
Or stuffed with leeks?
By the way, Brother Kang, you usually pay attention to rules, right?
But he didn't know that Lao Kang's rule was to divide the time, and the premise was that his brother would not be wronged.
What's wrong with being hungry?
Besides, with the status bonus of Wu Laoer's nephew, let alone eating leek pie, there is nothing wrong with cooking mutton in a pot in the classroom.
"Hey, classmate, please pass these two pies to you. My brother didn't eat in the morning."
What a coincidence. The male classmate in the front seat is the class monitor. His favorite thing is to make trivial matters trivial and make trivial matters big. To put it bluntly, he is the grandson who likes to make small reports and wag his tail in front of the teacher.
He looked at Lao Kang and then at the chive pie in the oil paper bag, and his face suddenly turned dark.
In his opinion, the reason why the teacher didn't scold a few people just now was probably because the transfer students came from somewhere and it was not good for them when they first arrived.
What's going on now?
Really follow the classroom discipline!
Trampling on classroom discipline is trampling on the teacher's dignity!
Trampling on the dignity of the teacher is trampling on the dignity of me, the monitor!
He stood up immediately.
"Teacher! I report someone for eating pie in class!"
click-
The chalk tip in the teacher's hand was pinched in half.
angry.
Damn it, my nose is not broken, I can even smell the pie that is not freshly baked today!
Do you need to make a report?
Showing off to you, right?
Didn't you notice that I was pretending not to know anything and didn't even dare to fart?
The teacher hated it so much.
But he can only continue to face the blackboard and act stupid.
I have to jerk off his squad leader later!
But just because the teacher doesn't dare to fart, doesn't mean that others don't.
puff--
Crisp and loud.
You can tell he is a magnanimous person just by the sound of his farts.
Lao Kang was a little embarrassed. After all, there were female classmates in the classroom, so a loud fart out of the blue would not be very good.
But I couldn’t hold it in anymore, maybe the pie had gone bad overnight.
Lu Xiucai on the side wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl in. He lowered his head and silently opened the wooden window at hand.
Let the smell go.
It's not just an illusion or something, the whole house smells like rotten leeks.
Monitor Thunder is furious!
Skipping to tell the story.
The teacher couldn't bear it anymore and angrily threw the textbook at the monitor's face.
"No noise in class, sit down!"
"Can--"
"I asked you to sit down!"
The clown was me.
Classroom dramas and disturbances come and go quickly.
The male and female students were all astonished as to who the three newcomers were, the teacher's brother-in-law?
Zhao Sanyuan, on the other hand, didn't pay any attention to the showmanship of the two people behind him.
He thought for a moment and asked Xiaohong: "In other words, it was personal at first, but later it turned into a group of victims. Are you sure you saw something moving under Juanzi's bed when she was pressed against the ceiling?"
Xiaohong nodded heavily, for fear that Zhao Sanyuan wouldn't believe it, so she kept talking and gesticulating, "It's more than just something. Juanzi said that it was a strange dream, that kind of dream, but when she woke up, she found that the feeling on her body was very real. , something was sucking her."
It is indeed difficult for a big girl to say these words.
Zhao Sanyuan became interested.
Sounds like this, is this a pervert?In a literal sense.
And more than one.
When they were in bed the night before, they clearly heard a lot of laughter outside the bed, indicating that there was definitely more than one evil spirit bullying Shen Yutong and others.
But to say how much hatred there is, it is certainly not the case.
Because it wasn’t about running for your life from beginning to end, it was more like a irritating prank.
"Apart from you three, do you know what happened to the other female classmates?"
Shen Yutong sighed, "Although the forms are different, the seriousness is similar. Many female students have decided to take a break and go home. They really don't want to stay another night."
I believe you can figure out what is more important between your studies and your life at every turn. If you really need to find a solution, who would be willing to take leave and go home these days?Even if you are just a gatekeeper at the university, you will have a halo when you go out.
Zhao Sanyuan looked at the time and saw that it was almost time for lunch break. He comforted Shen Yutong, "Sister-in-law, in the afternoon, I will take Lao Kang and Xiucai to the women's dormitory to prepare. You can go back to rest as usual tonight and take care of yourself." Just put it in your belly. As long as we are here, even if the devil from underworld comes, it won’t work.”
Now the school is a big pond.
There are more than a few big fish below.
If you want to catch fish, the bait must be fragrant.
The female students are the bait. If they all leave, where can we catch ghosts?
Therefore, unless absolutely necessary, Shen Yutong and others must go back to the dormitory to rest as usual.
"Then do you need to give us some amulets or something?" Xiaohua shrank her neck. She didn't stay at the school last night. She went through a lot of trouble to find a relationship and could stay out for a while. Now that she heard that she would go back to live again, it was inevitable. fear.
Zhao Sanyuan lit up a cigarette habitually and said with a smile: "Don't worry, the three of us are the best talismans."
The teacher on the podium trembled when he smelled the smoke.
I will endure
(End of this chapter)
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