Republic of China

Chapter 180 Explosion Pit
Zhao Sanyuan has seen a lot of places like boudoirs, but this is the first time he has seen a female dormitory.

Not long after arriving in Xushi, the dormitory building became lively. After being informed by Shen Yutong and others, the female students all knew that tonight was different from usual. A young man had entered the building, and he was here to deal with evil things.

As we all know, once there are more females, chirping is inevitable. In addition, driven by curiosity, many people came to join in the fun outside 207's dormitory.

Yingying Yanyan, I don't know, I thought I had entered a brothel by mistake.

In the dormitory, Zhao Sanyuan was sitting on the bed, making incense ash, but his brows were frowning deeper and deeper. He felt like a monkey being watched, and all kinds of strange remarks went straight into his ears.

"Looking at his age, can he do it?"

"Do you know what happened at noon? I was at the scene and watched him slap his big mouth. He really had a good time with that female classmate."

"Isn't it true? You will be knocked unconscious even after receiving those few slaps."

"Is he our junior?"

"It's not like that. We have to wear school uniforms in school. How can we wear a little coat full of floral puddings?"

"It's stipulated who should be sorted. Didn't you see that he could enter the women's dormitory without any obstruction? The higher-ups must have something to do with it."

"Speaking of which, aren't all monks and Taoists good at catching ghosts? I don't think he looks like him at all. He looks more like a watchman."

"Come on, if the person who does the watch in our school looks like this guy, I will definitely lean on the window every night and watch. It's a pity that the person who does the watch in our school is either an old man or an uncle."

"Do you think he can really catch ghosts?"

"I don't know if I can catch him or not. I only know that if he is really a junior, he will definitely catch the darlings of many female classmates."

"Are you ashamed of yourself?"

Zhao Sanyuan's head was buzzing.

Completely different from what I expected.

He thought that these female college students who represented progress should be well-educated and reasonable, but to his surprise, few of them were thin-skinned.

Sisters, don’t you have any idea what’s going on right now?
We're going to catch ghosts tonight!

Can you be serious!

Shouldn't we deal with the problem immediately and go back to bed after washing up?
Or is it that for female college students, a moment of curiosity can suppress fear for many days?

too frightening.

"Sister-in-law." Zhao Sanyuan summoned Shen Yutong and pointed to the portions of incense ashes divided in front of the table, "Since students from other dormitories are here, don't come in vain. Divide the ashes and sprinkle them on the cracks in the doors of their respective dormitories. and under the window sill, remember that you cannot open the window and go out after spreading, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences.”

If possible, of course I would like to put a few hard guys in each dormitory.

But the guys the three brothers have together are not enough. Besides, if they are all given away, will they do it with bare hands?We can't let Lao Kang nag him to death with his talk, right?

As a last resort, you can only use incense ash to deal with it. However, although this thing is worthless, not all incense ash can be effective. Some can ward off ghosts, and some are just ash.

Zhao Sanyuan's furnace is basically fired twice a month, and there is not much throughout the year. This time, he basically took out all the inventory.

After Shen Yutong's persuasion, the female classmates watching the monkeys gradually dispersed. As a girl, Shen Yutong did not close the door directly before because she understood their true inner thoughts.

The joking was just superficial. They just wanted to stay here for a while, because no one knew whether tonight would be the same as usual.

Finally, they found a young expert, even if they didn't have much ability, they wanted to move forward.

After all, he is a living young man, which is much better than hanging up his pants.

But what should come has to come.

The night was getting darker.

The cold evening wind blew through the woods, rustling from time to time.

There was no sound in the corridor, it was quiet.

Nine o'clock sharp, Hai hour.

Dormitory lights out.

Only the oil lamp on the table gave off light.

If Zhao Sanyuan is willing, he can naturally use his connections to keep the lights on in the school for twelve hours, but acting blindly may make the evil spirits behind the scenes cautious.

How can people afford to spend time with ghosts?
So it’s still business as usual and wait patiently.

Zhao Sanyuan first covered the table with a piece of extra-large red paper, then lit a white candle and wrapped it with colorful rope.

Then one end of the rope was disassembled, and each individually colored thread was tied to a Five Emperors Coin, and the five Five Emperors Coins were placed in an array around the candle, and finally five heads of garlic were pressed against the Five Emperors Coins.

After finishing his work, he leaned against the wall and lit a cigarette.

Shen Yutong and others couldn't see the reason. They had no idea what the decorations were. Although they looked flashy, they were just flashy.

"Keep an eye on it. The ghosts you encounter are not simple. Now you can only take passive precautions. If you see the flame of a candle pointing in a specific direction, it proves that the ghosts are coming to you and me."

People's energy is limited, and it is very tiring to stare at the flame of the candle in the darkness, so everyone has snacks.

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Shen Yutong and others looked at each other.

Do you think it's really that amazing?
Can a candle's flame really change direction on its own?
As everyone knows, Zhao Sanyuan's technique is not particularly outstanding. Compared with Lao Kang's Sky-Basing Needle, the former can only detect within a very small range, and a dormitory of less than ten square meters is considered the limit.

But there are advantages and disadvantages. Lao Kang's sun-bathing needle is not effective in the school, and this time it can't keep up with Zhao Sanyuan's stupid method.

at the same time.

Northwest corner of dormitory building No. [-].

Lao Kang and Xiucai circled back and forth like police dogs.

"Brother Kang, it's not a problem for us to keep walking. Even the domestic dog will get tired and fall down after walking like this."

"Hey, I can't help it. My sunbathing needle can't be used. We can only wait and wait for something to happen in any house and rush to it as soon as possible. But it should be said that it is really cold tonight. We have brought all kinds of guys with us. , except I forgot to bring an extra coat.”

It's cloudy tonight, with dark clouds covering the moon. If it weren't for the oil lamps shining brightly in some rooms in Dormitory No. [-], it would probably be no better than being blind.

As he spoke, Lao Kang's stomach rumbled.

"Oh, I'll go! I can't eat overnight pies anymore!"

Seeing that it was not too late, Lao Kang decided to go to the toilet to relax first.

People have three urgent needs. You can't spray and catch ghosts at the same time.

Lu Xiucai shivered, "Okay, let's go up together. I happened to ask Sanyuan if there are any thick coats. It will definitely get colder in the second half of the night."

The two walked into the door of dormitory No. [-] together.

At this time, the old woman who looked after the door was fast asleep. She probably hadn't encountered any evil things recently, otherwise she would be really worried.

Lao Kang quickly ran into the toilet on the first floor, holding his buttocks in his hand. It looked like his head was about to be exposed.

After going in to find a latrine, before closing the door, Lu Xiucai heard the sound of crackling jets.

"Brother Kang, please hold me first while I go find Sanyuan first."

"Wait a minute! Oh~~ Go to other pits to see if there is any paper. I only have half a piece left."

Lu Xiucai had no choice but to hold his nose and look for paper.

The sewer system in the city has not yet taken shape these days, and most public places are dry toilets, which have a relatively strong smell.

What?
Girls don't poop?
Xiangxiang is fine.

Lu Xiucai searched around and found some toilet paper in the latrine at the edge.

As he reached for it, he was almost frightened by what he saw out of the corner of his eye.

I saw a pale grimace in the pit's eyes!
I say it's a face because Lu Xiucai doesn't know how to describe it!
His facial features were twisted and squirming, and he blinked a dozen ghost eyes of different sizes!
Use ghost eyes to form facial features!

Without any precautions, even Lu Xiucai was frightened.

"Oh my grass!"

He immediately took out the gilt copper diamond hook, but quickly stuffed the diamond hook into his belt because he really didn't want to use the treasure to poke into the cesspit.

Once you use it, you can never go back and it will make you sick when you see it in the future.

"What happened to Xiucai?"

At the other end of the latrine, when Old Kang was pulling the toilet clear, he suddenly heard the scholar's scream and knew something was wrong.

However, I haven't finished squirting completely yet, so I can only wait for Xiucai to deliver the paper.

Wiping his butt was Lao Kang’s last stubbornness.

"There is something in this pit." Lu Xiucai took a half step back and steadied himself for a while before finally breathing a sigh of relief.

Xie Sui didn't choose to take action at the first time. Did he miss the opportunity or did he do it on purpose?

Could it be that she is not a female student and she just wants to scare her?

You can't see the pit from this angle, but it's better not to go forward.

"Send the paper over first, and we'll do it together when I'm done!"

I believe that everyone who squats in a pit without paper will be as anxious as Lao Kang.

Just as Lu Xiucai was about to exit the thatched room completely, he suddenly heard a strange sound coming from the pit.It's like boiling water about to boil.

not good!

Lu Xiucai's face turned green. He backed away as quickly as possible, not forgetting to hook the wooden door with his foot when he was about to leave.

boom--! ! !
There was a dull explosion.

The atmosphere in this relatively clean hut has completely changed.

There were many pieces of cake broken from the front, back, left, right and even on the ceiling.

Also included are corn sticks, snack oil paper bags, homework books, cotton strips for women, etc. There are all kinds of things.

A double whammy of sight and smell.

Fortunately, Lu Xiucai reacted quickly and closed the door at the last moment, otherwise the scene would have been quite exciting just thinking about it.

"vomit--"

No way, it's a physiological reaction.

Lu Xiucai never expected to encounter something like this again.

If you say you are a ghost, then you are a ghost. Why are you blowing up a cesspool?

While he was retching again and again, he heard a similar sound coming from the latrine next door, and he felt like crying without tears.

"Brother Kang, run!"

"what?"

"Stop it! The ghost is blowing up the pit! There are only three more rooms to go to your place!"

boom--! ! !
As soon as he finished speaking, there was another cake blooming.

Lu Xiucai didn't have time to say anything more, so he hurried over to hand over the tissue paper.

But it was obviously too late.

Lao Kang also understood what was about to happen.

When faced with important decisions in life, his mind spins very quickly.

If you want to leave the latrine perfectly, you need to take the following steps.

Wait for the scholar to bring the paper.

Wipe your ass.

Pull up your pants.

go out.

It takes at least 20 seconds.

Judging from the intervals between explosions, the interval between them was at most five seconds, and there were two more to come.

Lao Kang made a quick choice.

He gave up the first three steps and took the fourth step directly.

With tears in his eyes, he grabbed his pants and rushed forward.

Damn the uncle’s sense of ritual!

As long as you don't tell anyone, who knows?

But it's different when it's broken all over the body.

Men must learn how to choose.

Goodbye, my stubbornness.

Lao Kang jumped out and ran into the scholar's arms.

However, the atmosphere soon became strange.

It’s not that Lu Xiucai disliked Lao Kang.

To rush out in such a short period of time must have given up some persistence.

It's excusable, and I would do the same thing if I were myself.

The issue is.

The pit that Brother Kang occupied just now didn't explode.

Everything exploded, except this one.

If the ghost didn't do it on purpose, the two brothers would never believe it.

"Brother Kang, wipe it first." Lu Xiucai put the straw paper into his hand, then patted his shoulder, sighed and turned away.

At this time, this scene seemed a bit tragic.

"Aren't you asking Sanyuan for a coat? Then ask him if he has any extra pants."

Lu Xiucai nodded and did not look back.

He knew that Brother Kang must be very fragile now.

Brothers should be treated with absolute respect.

But then again.

The evil spirits in the pit are so cunning.

He even used the psychology of living people as a trap.

This is even more cruel than being beaten to death.

Because it was Brother Kang's own choice, he was the only one who didn't explode. He was the strongest taunt, playing with living people in the palm of his hand, and the provocative meaning was self-evident.

Aren't you just trying to stand out?
Let's get off the ground first.

Inoffensive, professional and trusting.

The more Lu Xiucai thought about it, the more headaches he got. There were always a lot of evil spirits in the school. It would be too troublesome if all of them were so cunning.

But the headache was a headache, and he was more determined.

My respected eldest brother has been severely beaten, and this revenge must be avenged.

"Okay, let's go together. Be careful of what the evil spirit might do."

Lao Kang's movements were very fast, but his face was not very pretty.

It felt so good to squirt just now, but now it feels so embarrassing.

I vowed never to eat overnight pie again.

The two of them cautiously exited the hut. Even if they were to start a duel, they did not want to choose this sad place.

At the same time, I thought that fortunately it was not Sanyuan who was in trouble.

Otherwise, with his temper, why would he ask the old commander to bring some mountain cannons over to blast the latrine?
"Well, Brother Kang, don't take it too seriously. I definitely won't take this matter seriously. At least tonight, the evil spirits will choose us first instead of those female students. From this point of view, Brother Kang, you are fearless. Besides, we always You can’t jump into a manure pit to catch evil spirits, right?”

Seeing that the atmosphere was slightly awkward, Lu Xiucai persuaded carefully, fearing that Brother Kang would leave some psychological shadow.

But he really underestimated his brother Kang's mental endurance.

There was no answer, but Lao Kang grabbed Lu Xiucai's hand.

"What's wrong, Brother Kang?"

"Look carefully, what is in front of you."

"Floor tiles."

"What's going forward?"

"Stairs."

"Did we take the stairs when we came in?"

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Lu Xiucai suddenly woke up.

He had always been concerned about Brother Kang's feelings, but he forgot to observe his surroundings.

At this moment, there is a staircase half a meter away, and you can see another corner after more than a dozen steps.

But the two of them went to the latrine on the east side of the first floor of Dormitory No. [-], and they didn't even take the stairs!

The corner not far away should be the reception room of the janitor aunt. Now let alone the aunt, you can't even hear her snoring!
"Successful."

"Ghost hitting the wall."

(End of this chapter)