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Chapter 224: Going through customs
As the old saying goes, you have to call someone when you enter a house, and worship gods when you enter a temple. Although this is not an absolute truth, it reflects politeness and rules.

From a perceptual point of view, whether humans or gods, they should prefer polite babies.

It's just that the place where I live now is not really a serious place.

Kiln.

The famous big kiln.

Why are you so polite when you come here?
It looks resplendent, but in fact it is extremely dirty.

It’s not that people are dirty, it’s the magnetic field and Feng Shui.

To expand on this a little bit, for ordinary people, there are three types of places that you should go to as little as possible. Pay attention to going less often, not not not being able to go. As a social creature, you often have no choice but to go.

The three places are the hotel, the hospital, and the romance field.

I’m sure you all have stayed in a hotel. I won’t go into details about how interesting this theme is. First of all, from a hygiene point of view, the house is definitely not as clean as your wife’s at home. You never know whether the quilt you are covering yourself with or not is lying on the bed sheet. There are residual skin disease bacteria, and you don’t know whether they have been washed away. If you are infected with onychomycosis or athlete’s foot, it is fine. If you are infected by other cruel tricks, you will only be out of luck.

Of course, there is another point. You never know what happened before on the bed you are lying on, let alone what happened in this room before.

To give a small example, there was a loser who took his female guest to stay in a hotel. After leaving, he always felt that something was wrong with the female guest, who always smiled charmingly. Later, he learned that there had been a death in that room, and several people in charge of the hotel manager raped him inside. He married a female subordinate and was tortured to death afterwards (I will go into details in the next book, here is just a simple example.)
The second one is the hospital. There is no need to go into too much detail about this place. Leaving aside the germs, viruses, ghosts, and souls, the main point I want to say is that the magnetic field in the hospital is not friendly to ordinary people at all. They leave life and death, helpless and helpless. Negative emotions such as medical problems, doctor-patient disputes, despair and anxiety continue to accumulate, and the accumulation becomes deeper and deeper in the hospital. It can be imagined as a vast ocean of negative emotions. After being contaminated, it will definitely feel chilling and soaring.

The third one needs the most attention, because it covers a very wide range, not just brothels, such as K-shops with public relations, baths with upstairs baths, clubs with young models, small red buildings with song and dance troupes, etc. All are included.

This is an important point. Remember, you are not the emperor, so you cannot expect a girl to start with you and end with you.

How do you say that?The salt you have eaten is more than the rice you have seen. It is the same reason to replace it with other things.

So you don't know who she has served or what this person has done.

For another example, a big brother who lends money always finds a young lady. Can the big brother who lends money make money easily?How much cause and effect is involved?And when this money comes into the hands of the young lady, and the young lady uses this hand to serve you, although there are already very few people who can touch it, you are afraid of the large amount. How many hours do people come and go back and forth in a day?
Little things add up, and if you always like to go to romantic places, you will inevitably be affected subtly. You will feel better, but if something goes wrong and you want to unload, it is not as simple as spending money.

And it’s just you who are affected. What’s more serious is that the karma will also find your parents. The father corresponds to the heart, and the mother corresponds to the palace. Those who are interested can pay a little attention. If there is such a person around you Man, there must be something wrong with these two things about his parents.

But it’s still the same sentence, if you believe it, there will be it, if you don’t believe it, there will be nothing. Who can say clearly what will happen in the future, right?
Closer to home.

The actual area of ​​Luanming Pavilion is much larger than imagined. You can't say how many times you enter and how many times you leave. If you walk around from the outside, it will probably take a long time to complete.

The place where Zhao Sanyuan and others live is called the Chrysanthemum Building. We don’t even see the chrysanthemums from inside or out. We don’t know why it’s called this elegant name.

There are about seven or eight rooms on the second floor, and the boys are sitting five in a row in the middle.

The sixth room?
That's almost it. Can you really make the donkey go upstairs?
After settling down for the time being, Zhao Sanyuan fell directly on the soft bed. The refreshing fragrance penetrated straight into his nose. He didn't know what kind of spices were used. It smelled quite good. It made the blood flow down.

"Damn it, I can't do it without reciting the curse a few times."

Zhao Sanyuan thought that Luanming Pavilion was too considerate, and he was afraid that the gentlemen who came to spend money would not be able to do it, right?

If given the chance, I would really like to refund and leave.

But there will definitely be no refund if he retreats, and Zhao Sanyuan can't bear to lose face and wallow around.

Therefore, no matter what, even if you take a knife and drop a cannonball, you have to live until the end of the day before you can leave. Otherwise, the more you think about it, the more you will suffer, and you will really become an injustice.

Then there was a knock on the door.

"Enter."

The visitor was Lao Liu, who lived next door. The first thing he did after entering the house was to take off his shoes as if he had made great determination.

Leng Buding suddenly lost his ability to deal with Zhao Sanyuan.

how?

Which male actor and actress is possessed by the spirit?

Don't get into trouble with me and me!
Can you go and bring trouble to Lao Kang?

Brothers are brothers, but Zhao Sanyuan immediately took out the copper coin sword and prepared to draw it.

However, I soon discovered that I was wrong.

I saw Lao Liu taking off his 'old man's cotton' and taking out a small oil paper bag from inside.

"What do you mean? The leftover leek box from yesterday's lunch?"

"Stop making trouble, brother, you know I don't like eating leeks, stuffing them between my teeth."

I opened the oily paper bag with a strong smell, and inside were white bills. The amount was not small at all.

Zhao Sanyuan was happy, "Okay, Old Liu, I didn't expect you to have a small treasury. You can treat me early tomorrow."

"As long as you don't spend money here, you can do it anywhere."

Lao Liu was really frightened. Money and gold were not enough to spend here, so he had the confidence and temper to show off. If he had just rubbed oil on his feet and left, why would his family be such a disaster?
After sighing for a while, he handed all the tickets to Zhao Sanyuan, "Brother, don't laugh at Brother Liu. I'm a man, a normal man. Where have I ever encountered such a scene? It's easy to be unbearable amidst all the colors. The gun went off while cleaning. Just now, the bird farmer brought about twenty old girls into my house for me to choose from. I have no conscience, Brother Liu, you really couldn't hold back while you were chanting a curse and pinching your thighs."

"Your sister-in-law gave me all this money before I left. In order to avoid feeling sorry for her, I'd better leave all the money in my pocket with you. Even if I really can't help it, it's all in vain if I don't have the money."

In awe!

At this time, Zhao Sanyuan sincerely admired Brother Liu!

It’s much better than saying one thing and doing another in a sanctimonious manner!

"I understand the truth. Why don't you put your money in Lao Kang's hands? He is much more reliable in managing money than me."

"Farewell, farewell, Xiaokang is really good at managing the household and accounting, but he is too rational. If the money comes into his hands, unless it is absolutely necessary to spend it, he will definitely not give it to me easily. Master, go out You can't be lavish outside, and you can't search for things, right? It's better to leave it to you, as you can help me control my belt, and I won't have to worry about spending money."

Lao Liu is Lao Liu, and he does have a lot of tricks in life.

He is neither a gentleman nor a villain.

Ordinary and real.

"Okay, I'll take care of your money on behalf of my sister-in-law. Oh, yes, I have been scolded by my master since I entered the customs. I almost forgot to ask, how is your uncle Li? Did he join you in the customs?" "

"I'm sure I'm here, but I won't be here as often as I am invited. It will take some time and more energy." Zhao Sanyuan nodded slightly, expressing his understanding.

As a disciple of Dingxiang, I feel very clear about Wanwanjuan inside.

There is a saying among the people that the immortals cannot reach Shanhaiguan. I believe many friends have heard of it.

There are generally several rumors about the extension of this statement.

One is that if the spirits of the earth want to achieve enlightenment and become immortals, they need the blessing or enlightenment of people. Who among people can speak best?It must be the emperor.

It is said that one time Qianlong went for a private visit again. By chance, the great immortal of the Hu family outside the customs helped Qianlong and gave him a fox fur coat. He said that he had met the real dragon emperor. He wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to get a seal. As we all know, Qianlong was good at everything. , the best thing is face, he did not hesitate to seal it for 500 years, but there was an agreement that Xian'er outside the customs could not pass the three customs.

However, there are two very serious flaws in this statement.

First of all, it is not impossible for earth spirits and monsters to need human blessings and enlightenment. For example, Huang Jiaxian blocks the road to ask for seals. You must know that people's words are not farts, but have "energy". Whether it is a blessing or a curse, there is cause and effect in it, and Huang Jiaxian It is this point that is valued in the pursuit of a title, and one or more generations of people will fall in exchange for an immortal's ascension.

The question is, why didn’t the old Hu family meet the emperor outside the customs?

Isn’t it Yang Guang who likes yachts?

Do you like Li Er who is a widower?

Is it Zhu Laosi who likes Yangma?
They have all been to the border area and fought there, and some of them have been there more than once. How come you are the True Dragon Emperor?You really think that the old Hu family has never seen the scene, right?

The emperor's words are effective, but it doesn't matter who he is talking about, but being able to confer a title on an earthly immortal who has been practicing for hundreds of years is something that only the human emperor can do!

Yes, the Human Emperor among the Three Emperors.

Is Qianlong considered a human emperor?Or are the emperors of the previous dynasty considered human emperors?
The second point is that the Hu family's great immortal gave him a fox fur fur, which is even more ridiculous.

Whose skin should I give it to?

my own?
Or the children and grandchildren in the family?

If the great immortal of the Hu family really does this, what will the old Huang family next door think?What do you think of Lao Mang’s house next door?What do you think of the village chickens, ducks and geese?
Can he still hold his position as the number one immortal clan?
Therefore, this rumor is quite unreliable. It is just like saying that Cixi is the reincarnation of the Fox Fairy. The smell of deifying those in power is too strong, just like Lao Liu's sweaty feet.

The second rumor involves Shanhaiguan. It is said that this pass, which has been the most powerful in the world for hundreds of years, is the strongest barrier blocking the east and west. In addition to its military strategic significance, it is also a pass for the Xian family. Countless soldiers once guarded the pass here and fought bloody battles. After fighting hard and dying, their heroic spirits also guarded Shanhaiguan. The immortals would be in awe when they saw them, so they did not dare to cross Shanhaiguan.

(If you are outrageous, please mark the message board on Brother Meng.)
I don’t know who is smart enough to make up such nonsense. What’s even more outrageous is that there are many people who are willing to believe it and even contribute to it behind the scenes.

It is true that Shanhaiguan is an important pass.

It is true that countless soldiers have fought here.

But who is resisting has no idea?
What does it have to do with Di Xian'er?

Were they the Tenth Massacre in Yangzhou or the Three Massacres in Jiading?
Why should you stop it?

Therefore, some rumors are not just rumors, but have deeper dirty intentions.

So is there such a thing as the Immortal Family but the Three Customs Houses?
Have!
But it is not as mysterious as ordinary people imagine. On the contrary, it is very suitable for human relationships in the world.

As mentioned before, Earth Immortals not only exist outside the Pass, but also exist inside the Pass. However, due to the existence of the Changbai Mountains, the Outer Pass has always been the base camp.

Who likes to run out when you can stay comfortably at home?
It's convenient and efficient to do things on your own territory, there's no need to go to the customs, and there are no hard KPI indicators for being an old fairy.

The second is the ecological environment and system. Outside the customs, Lao Xian'er and Dingxiang disciples have been working together for too many years, and they have a mature set of rules and standards, unlike other places where it is relatively chaotic.

Besides, there is no one as powerful as the Xian family in Guan?
Yes!

Yes!

The foundation in this aspect is definitely no worse inside the customs than outside the customs!

Is it acceptable for someone from out of town to grab a job?

Peers are enemies. Although this concept is a bit far-fetched when applied to them, it is certainly not nonsense.

So it’s not that I can’t go, it’s that I don’t want to go. Isn’t it nice that everyone can just stay in peace and harmony?
For example, there is a temple on the top of this mountain, and there are pilgrims all over the area within a hundred miles. Suddenly, a group of Taoist priests from other places came and said they wanted to build a Taoist temple.

The picture is beautiful.

"It's almost the same here. It's better to keep a low profile. It won't be too late to invite them when something happens." Zhao Sanyuan put the black furnace he carried with him on the table.

Since I can't sleep, I'll give Old Xian'er some incense first.

Tomorrow is February [-]th, and I’m afraid I won’t be able to get out of bed. My back is really sore from driving the donkey cart these past few days, and Master is still teaching me lovingly. Burning, extinguished at Chen hour, try not to wait until Si hour. If Momojiji enters the noon hour and it is not up yet, then don’t put it up and find an opportunity to make up for it.)
Why can Zhao Sanyuan still burn incense at dusk?

Because his old Xian'er didn't like to meet him in the same way.

Anyway, Lao Liu didn’t dare to learn.

If he really does it, Uncle Li can make him escape for three days.

"Okay, let me put all the money in your hand, and I can sleep peacefully. To be honest, I have never lived in such a high-end place in my life. I just took a look in the room and found that the bed can actually shake. Yeah, shaking it is just like lying on the waves, rich people really know how to play."

Lao Liu cursed and left. He didn't know whether he regretted his decision or simply hated the rich.

Zhao Sanyuan's main trick today was to put the fruit cakes in the room on the incense burner and forget about it. He didn't even finish burning the incense before he fell down on the couch again.

Not to mention, it's so soft.

Thinking about it carefully, I seem to like staying in inns and carriage shops, which gives me a strange sense of freshness.

It’s just that I’m too tired and sleepy now. Wait until tomorrow to take a closer look at what’s interesting in the house. Can the bed really move like waves?

Facts have proved that Zhao Sanyuan's idea was too beautiful.

what is this place?
The giant kiln in Pinjin Cave!

It looks like a fucking hole!

The peace before was only temporary!
The real carnival has just begun!
In every sense!

(End of this chapter)