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Chapter 311 You are dead

To test the truth, we must practice to open the way.

If practice cannot quickly verify the truth, then continue to practice.

It seems like nonsense, but when you think about it, it’s really the truth.

We are not afraid of problems. What we are afraid of is that no one is aware of the problem. We are even more afraid of not dealing with the problem but dealing with the person who raised the issue.

When the brothers were all confused, Zhao Sanyuan's stubborn and paranoid character became the last stand. He used the method of slapping the donkey's mouth to prove that it was not himself but the world who was wrong.

Why don't you ask Master?

Of course it's the good model master who is playing tricks on me.

When Lao Kang asked, Mo Wenshan's answer was yes, yes, I feel the same way, what should I do, what should I do.

No matter who it is, Lao Kang is confused.

Seeing this situation, no matter how uncomfortable Lao Kang and Lao Liu were, they quickly suppressed their negative emotions and tried to get the scholar upright to prevent him from going crazy and causing any accidents.

Can't draw a conclusion.

Not only did he have several major emotional problems, but he also felt a strong sense of hunger in his stomach. He took out two sesame seed cakes and gnawed them randomly, gnawing at the same time, which made him very crazy.

Lu Xiucai, who was next to him, covered the left side of his face in fear, "It's over, it's over! I've become a donkey! I'm a donkey!"

Mo Wenshan is very clear about his weight in the hearts of his two silly apprentices. The master is always right, the master never loses, and the master always wins.

The biggest backer is not sure what to say, and there is no way to be an apprentice. From a young age, he has trusted the master 100% with all his heart. He will believe whatever the old man says, even if a hen can wear overalls.

So taking advantage of the 'good' opportunity, Mo Wenshan followed the Cui hexagram and took advantage of the situation, completely eradicating the bad habits of the two stupid apprentices, and learned firsthand how to deal with the situation when the master was confused and the five senses were confused.

Except for your parents, if you can meet someone who truly cares for you, and you are willing to give full trust, and never worry about harming you or even stabbing you in the back, then this kind of relationship will indeed make others envious.

There is no need to draw any conclusions.

At the critical moment, Zhao Sanyuan's paranoid character played a key role.

"Don't talk nonsense now, Old Liu. Come over here and let's study it." Zhao Sanyuan took out the black stove and placed a few cigarettes in front of the stove. He also took the half piece of sesame cake left by Lu Xiucai and continued to chew on it. He also felt a strong sense of hunger, thinking that the previous encounter with the red and white collision was too exhausting.

It can be seen from this that among the four brothers, Lu Xiucai actually has the worst psychological endurance and is the most likely to collapse.

It's not that the two stupid apprentices have no ability to judge themselves, but they subconsciously gave up on this under their own wings.

But when you are with this person, you lose the ability to judge yourself over time, or even this person does bad things with good intentions and you get negative results. In this case, who is right and who is wrong?

Everything has pros and cons.

Lu Xiucai waggled his fingers and murmured. His expression was very tangled and struggling. He wanted to believe in Sanyuan, but he had self-doubt, and complicated emotions came and went.

"Even if you use the donkey as evidence, it's still not absolute. Brother Kang also said that everything here is true. So, was the red and white collision we encountered before a dream? Or was it that we were crossing the river to go to the garden? Did you already sense something abnormal when you spoke? The boatman we thought disappeared actually did not disappear. The heavy rain we thought was heavy was actually just a light rain. The sunset we thought was actually the rising sun."

Snapped--

Seeing his good brother like this, abstract emotions were affecting Zhao Sanyuan, causing the confidence he had built up by beating the donkey's mouth to dozens of mouths to begin to waver, influencing each other.

"Sanyuan, please be gentle. Look at the child. The big slap mark won't leave for a while."

After a crisp sound, he looked at his palm and carefully felt the pain returned to confirm the reality.

"Let's invite the old fairy together. They are more capable than us, right? If they can successfully say that there is nothing wrong here, we will believe it. Otherwise, there is something wrong, right?"

Old Liu was stunned for a moment, and then he suddenly realized something. He gritted his teeth and slapped his thigh, meowing. Why didn't I think of such a simple method of verification?
What a fucking fan of the authorities.

Since you can't prove it internally, ask for help from the outside.

The two burned incense to invite the immortal family to come to help.

Lao Kang and the scholar he was pressing were both staring closely at the spiraling smoke. They felt no less nervous than the two people who invited Xian'er. They both knew that this was indeed a good move.

"Why are you so anxious? And where did you find this damn place? The big and small feng shui are all messed up. There are big traps and small circles like a maze. I walked around for a while before I came in with the black long insect."

Huang Xiaoliu is still dressed like a dandy with round sunglasses and a square hat, and Mang Qingyan has also not changed much, with an expression as if he has a bad temper and doesn't want to get in trouble.

The old Liu family's Da Li Xian'er had no intention of communicating, but immediately opened a bottle of orange soda, pausing with tears in her eyes and sighing after every sip.

Depending on your moral character, drinking soda is a serious matter, and helping your disciples is just a casual thing.

But no matter what, the two old Xian'er were successfully summoned here, which further proved one thing.

It is you who are wrong, not the world.

Subconsciously, none of the brothers wanted to see Lao Xian'er being called over, because this would confirm right and wrong.

Lao Liu, who was on the verge of collapse, was about to burst into tears. He asked his old Xian'er if he encountered anything unusual when he came here, such as whether it was early morning or dusk, whether the villagers were hallucinations, whether Nanyue Village was in danger, etc. .

Da Li Xian'er glanced at his disciple lightly, "I don't know where you came from, and I don't know what you have been through. Anyway, it is early morning, and the villagers are not hallucinating. I didn't go into the village to see, just from the feeling. There is no danger in this village. There is nothing wrong with it except that the feng shui is too chaotic. It may be because I feel wrong. "

After saying that, he looked at Huang Xiaoliu and Mang Qingyan again, meaning that in the end it is up to you to decide how to define it. You are the master and I am the slave.

After experiencing so many things in the past few years, not only the relationship between people, but also the relationship between immortals is quite close. However, Da Li Xian'er has always been very strict about rules. It is probably because she was raped when she was still a 'little minion'. The uncle was frightened and had a psychological shadow. "There is indeed nothing wrong with it, but if you ask me to explain the chaotic Feng Shui situation here, I really can't explain it, because it is the first time I have seen it. Let's just say it was a bad situation. Some were formed ten years ago, and some were formed ten hours ago. Yes, if you really want to figure this out, you have to find the original button. I suggest you use a dragon-seeking ruler."

In terms of erudition and talent, although Huang Jiaxian cannot keep up with Chang Jiaxian, he is not far behind. The sixth uncle gave constructive suggestions, including specific methods and methods.

Looking for the Dragon Ruler.

A tool that can be seen everywhere in the field of Kanyu Feng Shui in the 20th century, but is full of controversy in modern times.

If you want to understand this thing, you must first know what dragon hunting is and what kind of dragon it is.

To put it as simply as possible, the premise of Feng Shui is to look for dragons, but this is not easy. A small dragon can be as short as a few miles, and a big dragon can be hundreds of miles long. Even if you fly in a plane and look down, it is difficult to see it completely. What's more, if you look left, right, and down, it turns out that every dragon is not simple. You think about it again and again, and you guess again and again, and you understand that it is really strange to find a dragon. Each dragon has an intricate relationship and mutual growth. Conflicting and going sideways, it’s really not something you can get started by reading a few books and watching a few videos.

As the saying goes, when looking for a dragon, you need to look for a real dragon. The real dragon is in the middle, followed by someone who supports you, someone who sends you off, someone who protects you, someone who entangles you, etc.

When a dragon moves north, it is the Zhenglong; when it moves west, it makes a hole in the north; when it moves south, it is a lateral dragon; when it goes up against the water, it is a reverse dragon; when it goes down, it is a reverse dragon; when it goes down, it is a shunlong.

Among them, they are also divided into lonely show, chaos, sharp shot, galloping and wandering dance.

Volume 16 of "Guan's Dili Zhimeng" contains: To find a dragon, there must be a route, and to succeed, there must be order. Take advantage of its ancestors, follow its origins, and judge its spirit (those who are interested can read this ancient book , even if you don’t understand it, you will understand how awesome it is)
The above is to identify the dragon from the appearance. In addition, the dragon must be identified from the "character". Although the real author of "Lingcheng Jingyi" is a fifth-generation shell created by the Ming Dynasty, it does not hinder the power of this work. The description of 'Ge' is very clear.

The question is, does the dragon simply refer to the mountains?
The name dragon is because the dragon is lively and unpredictable, disappearing and reappearing, big and small, east and west, hiding in the abyss, boiling in the sky, clouds and rain, and unable to see its head but not its tail. pondering.

It refers to the great rivers and the general trend of Feng Shui. The so-called great Feng Shui belongs to the category of dragon. At a small scale, it can influence the development of a village or a village, and at a large scale, it can affect the future of a clan or a country.

The name of the Xunlong Ruler tool comes from this. Many people say that this thing has no scientific basis. It is dangling in the hand because of the influence of gravity. It is successful in finding water and digging wells. The examples are all survivor bias, and no one has really come forward to prove that it has magical powers.

Now here comes the interesting part. Why do people who really play Xunlong Ruler have to prove to some unrelated people that it works? Will it be covered with two small red flowers?
Those who use it to do bad things won't say it's useful, and those who use it to do good things won't show off. They're all those little cuties arguing about life and death. But in the final analysis, what they are arguing about is whether the Xunlong Ruler is good or not. ?
No, no, no, the fundamental logic is security.

For example, a friend took out a dragon-seeking ruler and said, oh brother, this thing is very useful. We didn’t know that this kind of artifact existed before due to force majeure. Listing its various benefits, this kind of behavior The core of the logic is that you fools don’t know how good Xunlong Ruler is, and I’m here to tell you that this kind of person or group is simply called A.

A's behavior is equivalent to telling a group of people in the company, "What are you doing?" The group leader who was fired actually paid a lot for us silently, and after A looked at the crowd showing guilt, he unlocked the joy of being a 'pastor'.

Everyone is a lamb, but I am a shepherd. You can also explain it by saying that everyone is drunk and I wake up alone. People with normal social lives will not do this kind of thing frequently. Only some people who lack social desire for recognition will do it again. I enjoyed it again and again, and the feeling of pretending to be cool was particularly strong.

Those who praise it are those who despise it. When person A is happy to promote the Xunlong Ruler as a magical tool for the sake of pleasure, the opposite person B will appear. They will do their best to find evidence to prove that the Xunlong Ruler is dross, pseudoscience and feudal garbage. , the purpose is to refute A and Xunlong Ruler. In fact, B will not buy relevant books or collect cases of people using Xunlong Ruler as support. The underlying logic is similar to A, but more ambitious than A. You Doesn’t A want to be a shepherd? If I, B, kill you, the shepherd, wouldn’t I be more awesome and enjoy it?
This is not over yet, because B is more crazy than A, which often leads to the emergence of a third party, C. Their behavior is more abstract and they claim to be fun people, but in fact they are even more ridiculous than A and B.

Person C will point out how nonsense group B is, and will spread and ridicule some of the intellectually depressing behaviors of group B in order to prove that they are right. They do not want to prove A's innocence, they just want to prove B's stupidity and become a third party. The smartest group among them.

Looking back, does it matter whether the Xunlong Ruler is easy to use?

unimportant.

What matters is identity, a carnival in order to demonstrate that one's intelligence is superior in the social group.

You will see that A, B, and C support each other and stand upright. This kind of chaos can cause quarrels in any field. It is not a problem to attack each other in the yin and yang areas. The Xunlong Ruler is just a tool used to spray each other. Can be replaced with anything.

So when we meet these three types of people, we must not try to prove whether this thing works or not.

Is the talisman useless paper? Ah, yes, yes! I am here to participate in the 8th Youth Group Painting Seventy-Two Strong Competition in the community.

Is the compass industrial waste? Ah, yes, yes! I wanted to cosplay the character Li Xiaolang in Cardcaptor Sakura, and he took a Clow card from me.

Is numerology a scam? Ah, yes, yes! I pinched it with my fingers for the purpose of recovering from cerebral thrombosis. I guess you will survive until death.

In this way, you will find that a lot of useless mental consumption is reduced, and the world will suddenly become brighter and full of beauty (so don’t come here to be A, B, and C, otherwise you will become more autistic)
Just like Zhao Sanyuan and others, they will never prove to anyone whether this or that technique is effective or not, there is no need.

"I'm not very good at this thing, Lao Kang, can you do it?"

"I can only say that I understand it a little bit, but I definitely understand it better than a scholar."

"His Buddhist disciple knows how to play Xunlong Ruler. How about you, Brother Liu?"

"I've used it many times, so I'll give it a try first."

Old Liu chanted a spell and shook his head, looking at the gods nagging, but the big raccoon fairy stopped transforming, jumped on Old Liu's head and lay down, his long white beard trembling, this move was imitated. Huang Xiaoliu, he always likes to lie on Zhao Sanyuan's head.

The moment he picked up the Xunlong Ruler, it was spinning like a windmill, faster than the transmission shaft of a car. It was hard to see with the naked eye. It felt like it could take off on the spot even with a propeller.

"It's a mess. It's even more messy than I imagined. How about we go back the way we came? It doesn't seem necessary to investigate the boatman." Old Liu gave up in a habit of frustration.

The big raccoon fairy above his head stretched out his little paws and gave him a big dick, which meant that with so many people watching, how could he be pulled down? I can’t afford to lose this meow!

After a long while, with the help of the big raccoon fairy, the dowsing rod began to slow down and pointed in a certain direction. Looking in that direction, it was the entrance to Nanyue Village.

After all, we still have to go to the village.

I hope Lao Kang’s criticism of Cui Gua will come true.

The few people who had been struggling at the entrance of the village for so long had already attracted attention, and finally a young man took the initiative to ask.

"Um... looking at each other, are you in trouble?"

Looking at the young man in front of him, Lao Kang was more confused than ever after being suppressed just now. He looked back and forth at the people in front of him, but finally couldn't hold it back and answered the question incorrectly.

"Friend, are you dead?"

(End of this chapter)