Republic of China

Chapter 379 Damn
No matter how much the old immortal loves his disciples, he doesn't have a friend-or-foe identification system, and his main purpose is to ensure that all beings are equal.

This is especially true for Huang Xiaoliu. No matter before or after he attained enlightenment, his most powerful weapon was this extraordinary fart. However, he was quite resistant to this trick and had never used it since he became famous in the Immortal Book of Jiuding Iron Brake Mountain.

Maybe due to his idol image or some other reason, Huang Xiaoliu kept holding it in, causing the fart to become more and more rich and mellow.

Not only does it cover a wide range, but it also has considerable destructive power.

Looking at the carved beams and painted buildings, Mang Qingyan was lying motionless like a corpse, probably choking from the smoke.

As for those evil ghosts in straw raincoats, they were even more miserable. Their bodies were melting and decomposing. Even with the help of the Five Poison Techniques and the power of the Life Stake, they could not recover in a short period of time.

Only Zhao Sanyuan was the opposite. He used poison to fight poison. Before, many ghosts had passed through his body, causing his spiritual fire to be erratic and he was in a state of being at the mercy of others.

But Zhao Sanyuan never thought that he would be woken up by a fart one day, and he never thought that his sixth uncle's magic fart could have the magical effect of refreshing the mind. The effect was just too damn good.

"Ugh - fuck, Uncle Six, please put away your magical powers -"

Even though Huang Xiaoliu's fart was very powerful, it was also long enough and it hadn't finished for a long time. Judging from the cracked sound, Huang Xiaoliu wanted to completely drain himself without leaving anything behind.

This is not the fault of Uncle Liu. He wanted to hold it back, but as the old stele king Zhao Hongxue said, farting is such a pleasant thing. Besides, Huang Xiaoliu has been holding it in for many years. Once it comes out, it is really difficult to stop.
"Okay~ I feel great~"

Huang Xiaoliu happily jumped onto Zhao Sanyuan's head, but his body was fading at a speed visible to the naked eye, including Mang Qingyan who had just breathed a sigh of relief at the top of the corridor.

"It consumes too much energy. The black worm and I can only help you here. You have to go back and recuperate for a while. But don't show off. Those who raise ghost babies are not good people. Hurry up and kill her. If you encounter danger again, call the big white fox and the old book bag over. Although it is reluctant, it is better than using the summoning of all gods. And don't use the Three Emperors Sword. Anyway, don't use it if you need to circulate Qi through the liver meridian. Hey! Do you understand me?"

Zhao Sanyuan, who was confused by the fairy fart at first, actually regained some of his sanity, but after all, the corpse worms were not killed, and the impact would always exist.

Zhao Sanyuan and the corpse worm said in unison, "Hmm? Yes, I understand, I understand. Let's hurry up and kill her."

"No, I'll just say a bunch of stuff so just remember it—"

Before he finished speaking, Huang Xiaoliu had disappeared, including Mang Qingyan.

For the two great immortals, it was nothing to send their Dharma bodies into seclusion to protect their disciples, but if they were to fight against the evil spirits, the consumption would be huge, not to mention the nine evil ghost fetuses that had been heavily blessed.

That is to say, before in Nanyue Village, the two immortals were trapped by the chaotic feng shui and had no chance to perform. Otherwise, they should have been replaced long ago. After all, there are not many opportunities to follow the disciples into the pass. It was not easy to snatch the opportunity from Hu Xuefeng and Chang Luoguan.

As the two immortals disappeared, the yellow fog that lingered in the courtyard for a long time also disappeared.

And the yellow shrimp that should have been choked to death!
A pair of large rusty pairs of scissors came stabbing at me at an extremely tricky angle. Even before the blade arrived, the fishy wind chilled me to the bone.

Zhao Sanyuan reflexively grabbed a Xun talisman, activated it and stepped back, but the scissors kept moving forward, cutting through the talisman and breaking the spell.

It was too late for him to draw his sword to block at this moment. In this critical moment, he could only use his knees to prop up the old bronze gong hanging around his waist.

With a crisp sound, the scissors did not pierce the old gong, and it quickly went down along the surface with sparks flying.

Zhao Sanyuan's right thigh was stabbed hard by the scissors. Huang Xia succeeded in his move and took advantage of the situation, so he violently pried open the handle of the scissors, enlarging the wound several times.

Blood is flying!

The blood soaked the opened cotton ball.

The heart-wrenching pain not only did not make Zhao Sanyuan retreat, but it seemed to add fuel to the fire.

He was seen retreating with a grim smile on his face. Even though moving forward would aggravate his injuries, he didn't care.

The lower body is performing a cross-over!

His muscles were tense as he gripped the scissors tightly.

This scared Huang Xia to death. She knew very well how powerful her scissors were. They looked like iron but were actually made of stone. They were originally the whetstone of the executioner of the previous dynasty. Over the years, they had been soaked in umbilical cord blood, smoked with corpse fire, and polished with sea gold. They had miraculous effects on talismans and magical instruments.

Not to mention for a living person, a pair of scissors stabbing into the person can not only disrupt the person's blood circulation, but also make the person feel all kinds of piercing pain.

what happened?

This kid doesn’t feel pain! ?

It doesn't make sense. The corpse worms were grimacing and trembling in pain, but there was nothing unusual on Zhao Sanyuan's face.

After a moment of confusion, Zhao Sanyuan gritted his teeth and completed the starting moves.

After flipping over, use the waist and abdomen to exert force, followed by a move called Baji Liangyi Ding!

A solid punch hit Huang Xia right in the face, not only knocking off the thick white powder on her face, but also two old front teeth.

If Huang Xia knew how powerful Zhao Sanyuan's Bajiquan was, he probably wouldn't have chosen to launch a sneak attack after waking up.

The last person Zhao Sanyuan took the initiative against at this distance was the Yin-Yang Master from Sunjia Bay. Now the grass on his grave has to be replaced.

Huang Xia wanted to retreat in pain, but she was reluctant to give up her magic weapon, and she couldn't pull out the stone scissors. During this delay, Zhao Sanyuan's attack was overwhelming.

After the two yin and yang are aligned, draw the bow and support the hammer!
The yellow shrimp that was hit in the abdomen reflexively arched its body like an ugly giant shrimp, as if this could slightly relieve the unbearable pain.

But the punch that followed hit Huang Xia's chin hard from bottom to top, instantly dislocating the bone fracture. His old mouth couldn't close, and he was knocked several meters away.

"call--"

Zhao Sanyuan almost gritted his teeth and exhaled as he retracted his breath. It was not that he did not want to pursue the enemy relentlessly, but Huang Xia's previous snip was really fierce enough that he could only counterattack with a few moves thanks to the fierceness in his bones.

He raised his right leg and swept his left fist across, knocking away the rock shears that had pierced his leg.

He himself could still hold on, but the corpse worms softened like noodles, which showed how much pain he was in.

Looking at Huang Xia again, he completely understood that he must not engage in close combat with this kid. A person who is not afraid of pain is too scary. But that doesn't mean there are no other ways to kill him.

This place was not chosen casually as the location for the decisive battle.

After Huang Xia landed on the ground, she didn't care about her dislocated and fractured jaw. She threw the rattle away immediately, then knelt on one knee and placed the basket behind her in front of her.

When the rattle fell into the right place, she clapped her hands together to smash it, and all the broken pieces fell into the basket.

"@#￥%——"

As soon as the curse was uttered, Huang Xia wished he could give himself a big bag.

How can you chant a curse word with your mouth dislocated?

There is no other way but to use the last resort method.

After she cut her palms and clenched them into the air, all the disintegrated straw raincoat evil ghosts flew back into the basket.

Then he poured in many bottles and jars, and stomped on them with ferocious faces. During this time, screams and cries of pain like those of a baby could be clearly heard from them.

"That damn bitch must have been holding her fart! Hurry up and kill her first!" After the corpse worm recovered a little and saw this scene, it hurriedly urged to interrupt the spell.

Zhao Sanyuan glanced at him indifferently, and the meaning was self-evident.

I don’t want to?

Didn’t you see the huge bloody hole on the leg?

Although Zhao Sanyuan endured the pain and fought back, his emotions fluctuated greatly. Various reasons before reduced the impact of the corpse worms, but now, anger once again became the absolute dominant force.

A belief became stronger in his heart.

We must kill the yellow shrimp no matter what.

No matter what the cost.

Even if I have to be buried with everything in the world.

boom!
There was an explosion!
The basket in front of Huang Xia collapsed with a loud bang.

In the dim light, a vague and strange outline was seen growing larger and larger.

"Oh my god~~~"

Before I could see clearly what it was, a strange voice with a flattering tone was heard.

The bright moon emerged from the clouds, and Zhao Sanyuan saw a scene that he would never forget.

A huge monster with long and thin limbs and an extremely swollen head.

It has the body of a centipede, the skin of a toad, the hands and feet of a gecko, the tail of a scorpion, and the facial features of a venomous snake, but it also has many human characteristics.

It was rubbing its twisted and bruised face against the yellow shrimp's palm, being extremely flattering.

At this time, Huang Xia slightly straightened his dislocated jaw and said incoherently: "Good boy, did you see the villain in front? He bullied his mother, what do you think we should do?"

"Hey, hey, peel off his skin and give it to Dad, and the rest is for Mom."

Huang Xia caressed the monster's skin with loving eyes, "What a filial child! Kill him and you will have milk to drink."

When the monster heard that there was milk to be drunk, he danced with joy, and his reaction was just like a young child.

Such a thrilling and bizarre scene makes one's scalp tingle and one's hair stand on end!

(End of this chapter)