My father-in-law is Lin Zhengying

Chapter 140: Pulling the father-in-law into the water, a romantic club
Hearing her boyfriend's voice, Lin Yuzhi came down from upstairs.

"Brother Ren, you don't know, those people are very scoundrels. They stayed there all the time, kneeling without eating or drinking, and finally they all fainted. There was nothing I could do, so I thought this was not the solution. method."

Xia Youren asked: "And then, father-in-law, you accepted them as outer disciples of the Maoshan sect?"

"Not an outside disciple of the Maoshan sect."

Lin Zhengying corrected him: "It's just Maoshan extracurricular tutoring school."

"What's the difference then?"

Xia Youren asked back: "When the time comes, won't they go out under the banner of our Maoshan Sect?"

He will definitely recruit the outer disciples of the Maoshan Sect in Hong Kong as his wings in the future. Will these guys be allowed to make up their minds?

After thinking about it carefully, it was indeed the case, and Lin Zhengying couldn't help but feel a little headache, "I also think they are quite pitiful, and I don't want to cause any loss of life."

"This trick will only work for you."

Xia Youren rolled his eyes, "If it were me, I would have called the police to take them out."

Lin Zhengying said helplessly: "What do you think we should do now?"

"What can I do?"

Xia Youren curled his lips and said, "You must resolve the matter you promised yourself and keep an eye on them all. When the time comes to go out and cheat, all the consequences will be your fault."

"Hello~"

"Aren, there are no big or small things every day."

Lin Zhengying said dissatisfied: "Are you the father-in-law, or am I the father-in-law?"

"Ah Ying~"

Putting away the Tiangang Demon-Conquering Sword, Xia Youren hooked Lao Deng's shoulder with a smile on his face, "I'm talking to you now as my uncle!"

Lin Zhengying glared angrily, "I think you are naturally rebellious."

"How about I go talk to grandpa?"

Xia Youren patted Lao Deng on the shoulder and said, "I'll tell him how many more apprentices you have accepted?"

Lin Zhengying, in a rare moment of toughness, said, "Just say what you say, don't think you can blackmail me."

"Grandpa, he said that someone's bottle of water doesn't ring a bell, but a half-filled bottle of water jingles. He likes to mislead people the most."

Shaking his head, Xia Youren said leisurely: "He said that if someone is stubborn, then..."

Seeing that Xia Youren deliberately half-said but didn't say anything, Lin Zhengying felt a toothache, "Just what?"

Xia Youren smiled and said: "If someone is still stubborn, let him go back and kneel in the ancestral hall in the backyard, facing the wall for three months!"

Licking her lips, Lin Zhengying felt a little weak, "My dad really said that?"

Xia Youren asked, "Do I need to lie to you about this?"

Lin Zhengying stopped talking.

In the past, if he didn't practice Qigong properly, his father would punish him by kneeling in front of the Patriarch Hall for three days and three nights, without being allowed to eat or drink.

In the end, his mother felt sorry for him and secretly gave him something to eat.

When thinking of her mother, Lin Zhengying couldn't help but feel sad. It has been more than 30 years since her death.

Thinking of this, Lin Zhengying looked at her daughter and said, "Azhi, this July [-]th, please accompany me back to the countryside. Then I will burn incense for your grandma."

Holding her boyfriend's arm, Lin Yuzhi nodded, "Call our fourth uncle and Alian together. Then our whole family will go."

Lin Zhengying nodded, "I'll call the fourth child later."

"Um~"

Xia Youren raised his hand weakly, "Well, I might not be able to go."

Lin Yuzhi pouted, "Brother Ren, why can't you go?"

Xia Youren said: "The door of hell will be closed on July [-]th. I promised others to do something."

Regarding July [-]th, Lin Zhengying paid close attention to it, "What's the matter?"

"There is a ghost inside the Hong Kong Island Building. There is a fierce ghost named Colonel Tanaka..."

Xia Youren told the story of the Hong Kong Island Building and the tragic experience of Kuang Meibao.

After listening, Lin Yuzhi asked: "Aren't Zhu Xi and his uncle Fan Jingzhou very dangerous?"

"Zhu Xi doesn't need to worry. His life is abandoned by idle dogs and even God will not accept it. He will be left alone and widowed for the rest of his life. No evil ghost can take his life."

Lin Zhengying said slowly: "On the contrary, it's Fan Jingzhou. My dad said that he will be killed when he is 40 years old. I don't know if it will be this time!"

Lin Yuzhi asked again: "Then do we need to notify them in advance?"

"Need not."

Lin Zhengying shook his head, "With Fan Jingzhou's slickness, there shouldn't be any problem."

Looking at Xia Youren, Lin Zhengying said: "Since you promised others, then go ahead and fulfill the promise of that poor female ghost."

Xia Youren smiled and said: "Father-in-law, actually I want to ask you to help me."

"No need for my help."

Lin Zhengying refused directly without thinking, "You are a master, you must be very powerful!"

The smile on Xia Youren's face faltered, and he felt as if he had brewed his own bitter wine.

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, but Xia Youren refused to give up, "Father-in-law, are you sure you don't want to go?"

Lin Zhengying's attitude was very firm, "I won't go."

Xia Youren confirmed again, "You must think about it carefully. Are you really not going?"

Lin Zhengying didn't even raise his eyelids, "I won't go."

Xia Youren continued to ask: "Don't you regret it?"

Lin Zhengying didn't even think about it, "I don't regret it."

"oops!"

Xia Youren hugged his girlfriend who was watching the excitement with great interest, and couldn't help but sigh, "I told Azhi a few days ago that I know a lady who is very suitable for you in terms of family background and age, and I want to introduce her to you, but you are like this If you don’t have sympathy, I think it’s better to forget it.”

Lin Yuzhi also helped: "Brother Ren, how old is the sister you are talking about?"

"You should be in your early thirties."

Seeing Lao Deng's ears gradually perking up, Xia Youren continued: "As a woman, she was in her prime, with a tall and stylish figure, protruding front and back, beautiful appearance, and half-curled long hair shawl, speaking. He is polite and has a special temperament, just like a professor in the university."

"Besides, she is more than just her appearance."

After a pause, Xia Youren continued: "She has a well-educated family, has her own business, opened her own company, and can earn not just [-] million a year, but at least tens of millions without any problem."

Having said this, Xia Youren looked at his girlfriend, "Azhi, do you think this kind of woman is good?"

"it is good."

Lin Yuzhi nodded, "That's great. I feel that my dad is not worthy of her. If you really introduce her to my dad, wouldn't you push her into a pit of fire?"

"You kid, have you been cared for by your father all these years in vain?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Zhengying was a little reluctant, "How can this be called pushing into the fire pit? Don't you and I also have a family background and a wealth of knowledge?"

As he spoke, Lin Zhengying smiled like a flower, "We are a perfect match, a match made in heaven."

After finishing speaking, Lin Zhengying did not forget to look at Xia Youren, "Aren, who are you talking about? When are you going to introduce him to me?"

"Father-in-law, let's forget it."

Xia Youren shook his head, "You are not worthy of me."

"You mean you don't deserve it if you don't deserve it?"

Lin Zhengying quit, "I haven't even met her yet!"

Xia Youren, the son-in-law, just said that he was so itchy that he almost had a second love.

She is beautiful, has a good figure, and has her own career. Isn’t this a perfect woman?

Xia Youren shook his head, "But he has a lively personality and likes to help others. I'm sure he won't like it if he is as petty as you."

"I also like to help others."

Lin Zhengying said plausibly, "Who said I don't like to help others? Aren't I the evil spirit of Hong Kong Island Building? When the time comes, I will go with you and take care of him in minutes!"

At this point, Lin Zhengying stretched out his hand and clenched his fist, his aura changed in vain, and he said with righteousness: "What I hate most in my life are the islanders. Anyone who offends China will be punished no matter how far away he is. Even if he turns into a ghost, I will be the same." Let’s settle old grudges together!”

After saying that, Lin Zhengying looked at Xia Youren again, "That Aren, when will you introduce us to each other?"

Xia Youren shrugged, "It depends on your subsequent performance."

Lin Zhengying looked at her daughter eagerly again, "Daughter, my father loves you very much."

Lin Yuzhi looked helpless, "Dad, I also want to help, but I don't know the sister that Brother Ren is talking about."

"What do you call a little brat sister!"

Lin Zhengying glared and corrected: "Call me auntie!"

"Pfft~"

Xia Youren originally wanted to take a sip of water, but he didn't expect Lao Deng's words. He almost spit it out. He looked at his girlfriend, suppressed a smile and said, "Azhi, that's your leopard print aunt!"

"Aunt Leopard?"

Lin Zhengying's eyes shone slightly, "She also likes to wear leopard print?"

Xia Youren said leisurely: "She likes to wear black stockings!"

Lin Zhengying couldn't help but feel a little beautiful, "I like both black stockings and leopard print."

Of course, he only thought about this in his heart and did not dare to say it in front of his daughter and son-in-law. After all, he also wanted to save face.

Looking at Lao Deng, who looked as innocent as a Chu man, Xia Youren asked: "Father-in-law, how did you and my mother-in-law meet in the first place?"

Lin Zhengying said honestly: "I was introduced to you by someone else."

Xia Youren asked again: "How many girlfriends have you had?"

"Just your mother-in-law."

Lin Zhengying rolled her eyes, "Your mother-in-law and I established our relationship on the first meeting, I went to her house on the second meeting, and we got married on the third meeting."

At this point, Lin Zhengying couldn't help but gritted his teeth, "Do you think everyone in our Lin family is like the second child, carrying so many romantic debts?" He was still very unhappy with the second child.

"last question."

Xia Youren looked at Lao Deng, "Please describe what kind of person you are?"

"What kind of person am I?"

Lin Zhengying murmured to himself, lost in thought.

After scratching his hair, Lin Zhengying said: "I am a man who is upright, dignified in appearance, upright and selfless, broad-minded, positive, and majestic."

After a pause, Lin Zhengying did not look at her daughter and son-in-law, "Of course, my greatest advantage is my handsomeness. When Azhi's mother saw me, she said I was the most handsome man in the world."

Lin Yuzhi couldn't listen anymore and turned her head to one side, but Xia Youren couldn't bear it and almost vomited out his overnight meal, "Father-in-law, can I ask you one more question?"

Lin Zhengying shook a little white dust off his trouser legs, "What's the problem?"

Xia Youren asked: "Although it's a bit disrespectful, I still want to ask, is my mother-in-law shortsighted?"

"how do you know?"

Lin Zhengying nodded matter-of-factly, "Azhi is just like her mother, and her eyes are slightly short-sighted."

In order to look good, Lin Yuzhi usually wears contact lenses.

"If my mother-in-law wasn't short-sighted, she would never say that you are the most handsome man in the world."

Xia Youren looked at Lao Deng's height of just 1.7 meters, a face with almost no expression, and a thick unibrow, which could not be said to be handsome.

It can only be said to be ordinary, with no advantages or disadvantages.

Unlike him, he has a face like a crown of jade, eyes like bright stars, a tall and straight figure, a long body, a majestic spirit, and a full-blooded man!
Just like a handsome and handsome young man, he raised his glass and looked at the sky with white eyes, which was as bright as a jade tree before the wind.

Lin Zhengying knew that she was in the wrong, so she didn't say much, "Anyway, in Lili's eyes, I am the most handsome man."

Xia Youren nodded, "With your thick skin, you do have a chance."

Lin Zhengying didn't react, "What chance?"

Xia Youren smiled and said, "Of course it's a chance to win the beauty back."

Lin Zhengying glanced at her daughter with a guilty look, "Did you embrace the beauty?"

He is just a strong-mouthed king, so if he really wants to go, he may not be able to say anything.

After all, the woman is really outstanding.

He is handsome and generous, has a well-educated family, runs his own company, and earns tens of millions a year, which really makes him, a young doctor, feel a little ashamed of himself.

"Old Bean!"

Noticing her father's expression, Lin Yuzhi quickly cheered: "Mom has been dead for so many years, you must seize the opportunity this time."

"What chance do I have?"

Lin Zhengying was a little dejected, "I am a bad old man in his 40s."

"Father-in-law, don't be so downcast."

Xia Youren smiled and said: "As the saying goes, a man is only a flower and a woman is a piece of shit. If I help you, you will definitely succeed."

Lin Zhengying shook his head, "I have no confidence."

I know my own affairs.

He just quipped in front of his daughter and son-in-law, how could it be possible for anyone else to talk as freely as he did now.

Xia Youren patted Lao Deng on the shoulder and said, "Father-in-law, as long as you listen to my instructions, there will definitely be no problem."

With his mind racing again, Lin Zhengying glanced at his son-in-law and asked, "Are you serious?"

"It must be true."

Xia Youren nodded, "I'll take you out later and give you a makeover. I'll see if I can take you to meet her tomorrow or the day after tomorrow."

He really wants to find himself a beautiful mother-in-law.

Feeling turbulent in her heart again, Lin Zhengying nodded hesitantly, "That's okay."

Without saying any more, Xia Youren pointed outside, "Those guys, no matter how big or small, just called me senior brother, but I didn't even bother to answer them."

Lin Zhengying glanced outside. Five people were whispering at the door, "I will tell them."

His family's relationship is a bit chaotic.

The son-in-law is a real son-in-law, but the master uncle is also a real master uncle!
Xia Youren didn't say much. He knew that Lao Deng would have another drama in the future - "Ghosts Fighting Ghosts: The Golden Taoist".

These five guys have no ability at all. They have the same attribute as literary talent. They have no other use than holding them back.

After simply tidying up, he changed into the black casual clothes that Lin Yuzhi bought for him some time ago. Lin Zhengying suddenly looked much younger.

Lin Yuzhi looked at her father carefully up and down, "Dad, you are much more handsome now."

Lin Zhengying also thinks it's good, "I've always been handsome."

"Let's go."

Xia Youren waved, "I'll take you out for a makeover. The way you are now is definitely not enough."

Lin Yuzhi was eager to try, "Brother Ren, I want to go too."

"You don't want to go."

Xia Youren refused without thinking, "We are going to make your dad more manly, what are you going to do?"

Lin Yuzhi hugged her boyfriend's arm and acted coquettishly, "I want to go!"

Xia Youren still refused, "If you don't go this time, let your dad take you there next time."

Lin Yuzhi said gloomily, "Okay then."

Walking outside, the five people blocking the door saw Lin Zhengying coming out and quickly gathered around, "Master!"

"Ah."

Lin Zhengying nodded, "Although Aren is my son-in-law, he is not my disciple. He is very senior in the Maoshan sect, higher than me. You call him...call him..."

For a moment he didn't know what to say.

"No need to call me anything."

Xia Youren waved his hand, "Just call me Aren."

At this time, Shi Jin and the others finally knew why Xia Youren ignored them just now. It turned out that he was flattering the horse's legs.

The other party has a very high seniority and is the ancestor of the Maoshan sect.

However, the other party obviously had a bad impression of them, so they could only giggle and say: "Master, where are you going? Do you want me to drive you?"

"Need not."

Lin Zhengying waved his hand, "It's already very late. You guys should go back. Work is important. You'll come here on Saturdays and Sundays."

He didn't really want to accept these few as his disciples, so he could just deal with them casually.

……

Looking at the flashing neon lights, Lin Zhengying licked his lips gently and stuttered out the signboard, "Romantic Club?"

Knocking lightly on the car window, Xia Youren greeted, "Father-in-law, get out of the car."

Lin Zhengying slowly moved his hips, "Aren, why did you bring me here?"

"In your current state, others will definitely look down upon you."

Xia Youren said: "I am bringing you here to practice courage."

"Practice courage?"

Lin Zhengying was a little confused, "I'm not afraid of ghosts, so I still need to practice courage?"

As he said that, he wanted to get back into the car, but Xia Youren held him against the car door.

Shaking his head, Xia Youren smiled and said, "You are not afraid of ghosts, but you are afraid of women."

Lin Zhengying said stubbornly, "Nonsense, how can I be afraid of women?"

"It's not that you're afraid of women, it's that you respect women too much, don't understand emotions, and are too rigid."

Xia Youren said slowly: "Sometimes a woman doesn't want you to respect her so much. She wants you to be wilder and rougher."

"I……"

Looking at the flashing neon sign, Lin Zhengying hesitated, with a faint curiosity in his eyes.

"Father-in-law, it's very formal inside."

Xia Youren took out his trump card, "I'm just going to wash your feet, push your back, make essential oils and so on. If you can't even accept this, you're really screwed."

Lin Zhengying glanced at his son-in-law, "Have you been here many times?"

"It doesn't count many times."

Xia Youren nodded, "To run in society and make friends, you must be like-minded."

Lin Zhengying felt a little uncomfortable, "Those of you are all just bad friends, they all share the same odor."

"Father-in-law, times have changed now. If you chase women without being flirtatious or stalking them, how can they have time to amuse you?"

Xia Youren said leisurely: "As the saying goes, good girls are afraid of being entangled. If you don't show your courage today, you will really have no chance."

After swallowing softly, thinking that she had been single for more than 20 years, Lin Zhengying asked again: "Is the woman you introduced to me really as good as you said?"

"I'm only talking about part of it."

Xia Youren nodded firmly, "She's even better than I said. You'll know when you see her in person tomorrow."

Gritting his teeth, Lin Zhengying's eyes flashed with determination, as if he was about to plunge into a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire, and he walked in blankly.

Xia Youren threw the keys and 100 yuan to the parking boy and followed him in.

If his butt is not clean, Lao Deng can't even think about it.

We must pull the water together!

……

(End of this chapter)